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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 23:15:16 2017 No.89021089 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>89021108 >>89021357 >>89021605 >>89021977 >>89022480 >>89030400

>Ben Affleck (Daredevil FAIL) Batman WIN.
>Chris Evans (Torch FAIL) Cap WIN.
>Ryan Reynolds (Lantern FAIL) Deadpool WIN.

Jessica Alba (Susan FAIL) Green Lantern WIN.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 23:16:25 No.89021108 Report

Quoted By: >>89021219 >>89021347 >>89022544

>>89021089
Has Alba even acted in ten years? Alba is super cute, but I'd want Cruz to have a thicc ass and thighs.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 23:21:45 No.89021219 Report

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>>89021108

She was in Sin City 2. That was only 3 years ago.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 23:24:39 No.89021283 Report

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>>89021219
>implying anyone even saw that

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 23:28:05 No.89021347 Report

Quoted By: >>89021387 >>89021423

>>89021108

Jessica Cruz isn't THAT thicc anon. She is a fit latina with nice hips. Jessica Alba is definitely that and can pull off the cute social anxiety thing.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 23:28:33 No.89021357 Report

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>>89021089
>Batman WIN

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 23:30:17 No.89021387 Report

Quoted By: >>89021581 >>89021824

>>89021347
But I want her to have a big jiggly butt after being a recluse.

Also unrelated I wish her relationship with Barry lasted. That would have been so much better than Iris bullshit.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 23:30:53 No.89021399 Report

Quoted By: >>89021570 >>89021667 >>89022193

Nah I want a real Latina. Call me a SJW and use that "Alba is Hispanic" technicality all whites you want but I want a chick who doesn't look like she can pass as white.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 23:32:12 No.89021423 Report

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>>89021347
>recluse for years
>keeps fit and healthy
If she was living off the land or whatever, it'd make sense but she was literally just locked up in her apartment.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 23:36:37 No.89021527 Report

Quoted By: >>89021575

>>89021423

You do understand being a recluse doesn't automatically make you fat right? It's the diet. In fact, I think because she was a recluse, she was probably far away from the fattening authentic mexican food her family would make. Also, when you spend so much time with yourself, you usually end up doing things to fill your time. I bet she does a lot of squats so her hips became thick instead of filling it up with sour cream.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 23:38:41 No.89021570 Report

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>>89021399
agreed. it shouldn't be skeleton to expect a latina character is played by a latina woman either. it'd be like casting a half-black guy to play black panther, who is full african.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 23:39:01 No.89021575 Report

Quoted By: >>89021824

>>89021527
Not him, but I hope the actress has big hips at least. A toned big booty. Not that Cruz will be going live action soon anyway. I'd definitely prefer her over Hal though.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 23:39:12 No.89021581 Report

Quoted By: >>89021660 >>89021894

>>89021387

Their relationship is the only cool thing about the Bryan Hitch run. OTP. They need a series together.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 23:40:23 No.89021605 Report

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>>89021089
She's way too old and nowhere near thick enough to play Jess.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 23:42:56 No.89021660 Report

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>>89021581
It's a reason why I hate canon fags. It'd be great to have them date in the Justice League books and the Flash fags can have Iris in his own book. But autists would have a hissy fit.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 23:43:15 No.89021667 Report

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>>89021399
*all you want

Damn autocorrect

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 23:51:58 No.89021824 Report

Quoted By: >>89021931 >>89022545

>>89021575
>>89021570
>>89021387

I think her thicc hips should be a secondary priority. That sounds wild coming from me because pic related is my ideal body type. It's because the character, Jessica Cruz, is lovable because a mix of her cute social anxiety. When you focus on an actress that has those sexy thicc curves, you gotta remember to not overdo the sensuality of it or else her social anxiety becomes less believable. She'll be great fap material but a bad Jessica Cruz.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 23:54:39 No.89021894 Report

Quoted By: >>89022023 >>89024634

>>89021581
What happened next?!

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 23:56:36 No.89021931 Report

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>>89021824
Gal Gadot has neither the personality or body for Wonder Woman. I at least want the body right.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2017 23:59:13 No.89021977 Report

Quoted By: >>89022062

>>89021089
>WIN
>FAIL

Da fuq? Did you blow in from 2007 or something?

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 00:01:13 No.89022023 Report

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>>89021894

Please read the current series, Justice League #6, the entire issue is about their date.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 00:03:07 No.89022062 Report

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>>89021977

Sorry I'm not hip enough to use that "Take an L" shit.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 00:10:04 No.89022193 Report

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>>89021399
>she can pass as white.

But she already tried and it was awkward as fuck.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 00:24:48 No.89022480 Report

Quoted By: >>89022499 >>89023084 >>89024564

>>89021089
I want Jessica as well but why not pic related?

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 00:26:00 No.89022499 Report

Quoted By: >>89022532

>>89022480
Renee Montoya tbhwiya familia querida. Also didn't she say that she was tired of being type-casted as the tough-action chick?

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 00:27:43 No.89022532 Report

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>>89022499
But Jessica is mostly "Oh, my anxiety is killing me!", just a little bit of tough-action.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 00:28:14 No.89022544 Report

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>>89021108

She got made a ton of money off other businesses so acting became a no big deal to her.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 00:28:20 No.89022545 Report

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>>89021824

that indent pleases me.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 00:45:21 No.89022883 Report

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Does anyone legitimately think that Simon or Jessica are gonna be in the DCEU? This is just waifu shit, right?

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 00:53:10 No.89023084 Report

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>>89022480
Funny, I was also thinking of her.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 02:04:07 No.89024564 Report

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>>89022480

She works for the tough side of Jessica Cruz but I'm not so sure about the cute social anxiety side.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 02:06:42 No.89024634 Report

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>>89021894
>>89022023
>Heeeere's Barry!

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 03:34:02 No.89027035 Report

Quoted By: >>89027570 >>89028032

Is anyone else like me? Never dated a Latina in real life and don't think I'll ever get a chance to, but end up watching almost exclusively Latina porn?

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 03:52:24 No.89027570 Report

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>>89027035
>Jynx Maze

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 04:13:11 No.89028032 Report

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>>89027035
>tfw no latina gf to call you papi

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 04:26:18 No.89028330 Report

Quoted By: >>89028618 >>89030341

>>89021357
Batfleck was surprisingly not bad. At the very least, the warehouse rescue was one of the most Batman things ever done in live action.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 04:39:09 No.89028618 Report

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>>89028330
except for all the murders, and then him shooting the flamethrower with a gun (jus cuz miller druw it onece)

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 06:08:05 No.89030311 Report

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my Green Lanterns are males.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 06:10:09 No.89030341 Report

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>>89028330
>surprisingly
He's never even been a bad actor. He's consistently good but has suffered from bad movies with bad scripts. The guy is talented. I don't understand how anyone walking into BvS could possibly think he was going to be any worse than Bale's sore throat joke of a performance as Batman. The guy is legit.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 06:14:01 No.89030400 Report

Quoted By: >>89030432

>>89021089
>Chris Evans (Torch FAIL)
He was a great Johnny, fuck off.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 06:15:39 No.89030432 Report

Quoted By: >>89030486

>>89030400
agreed. he's technically the best live action version of the character. I actually think those F4 are decent. They aren't great but I always thought they were cozy and fun.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 06:18:39 No.89030486 Report

Quoted By: >>89030520

>>89030432
The first FF movie, for its flaws, is still fun and enjoyable and if you go frame by frame you can see Jessica Albas bare tits in the one scene where Reed walks in on her in the bathroom

Doom was all kinds of fucked but i love his Rise of the Silver Surfer design, its borderline god tier

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 06:20:43 No.89030520 Report

Quoted By: >>89030806 >>89031257

>>89030486
>if you go frame by frame you can see Jessica Albas bare tits in the one scene where Reed walks in on her in the bathroom
post pic please

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 06:37:43 No.89030806 Report

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>>89030520
waiting on this

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 06:46:05 No.89030965 Report

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>>89022062
"Take an L," is way older than "WIN/FAIL," in terms of colloquially used terms.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2017 07:03:54 No.89031257 Report

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>>89030520
I have the movie on dvd and its on the opposite end of the continent

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