>>89013247>>Don't be a sissy>You like shit on your dick?This is why you do an enema before anal.
>>Skullfucking is still an option>You can also get STDs from thatCan still use a condom. Less feeling, true, but worth it for a gmilf like her
>>Not if you're the one in control>good luck keeping an erection with her nagging you, and comparing your dick with Mako'sImplying she can complain when I'm choking her and telling her she deserves it for being such a shitty avatar
>>If you don't like girly boys then why are you on /co/>if you like girly boys, why aren't you on /lgbt/?Because they're a bunch of tremendous faggots. /co/ is really gay but the overall level of faggotry is low.
>>Doesn't bother me as long as I can't see it>that's not how it works.. you might as well do it with a toy if you're not planning to look at itI'll look at her hot body (tall chicks = <3)
>>Sex dolls don't have daddy issues>that's just another way she will irritate you while you're at itI'll make her call me daddy
>>You're just nitpicking at this point>>fucking without the purpose of procreation>degenerate.And proud.
>>Again: Hatefuck>Again: it's SuyinThat only makes the hatefuck better
>>That only makes it better>she will cut your dick for thinking you've been sleeping with other girlsWhat's life without an element of risk?
>>Sluts are magical>yeah, right.. magically loose.Nah, she's athletic as fuck - does lots of kegels and shit.
Jesus, anon, stop being such a negative nancy and learn to have some fun already.