I can't believe we're going to the Worst Webcomic Award!
And tomorrow, BotCon! Oh, look! It's David Walkerton and Joyce Brown!
Could an It's Walky! reunion be in the works? [gasps] There's Mary Bradford! Didn't you have a thing with her?
Don't go there!
College drop out, Ultra Car show,
Roz's fling, Joyce's bro,
Ruth in bed, Walky fails,
Whacking Toedad, Amber tips the scale,
Chicken Nuggies, Becky Chase,
lots of drawings of cheesecake,
Dorothy's future, Billie's rack,
Danny not proud, girls short stacked,
Wilis worried not enough gay,
Pie face, Optimus, DOA,
Muslims, Mormons, and the Trump
Now has twins and barfs from his rump,
old fans murmurs,no one croaks,
Becky Lesbian, evil folks,
Toedad blows the plot away,
What else do I have to say?!
he'll Never Stop The Dumbing!
Have no fears, Willis' got stories for years, like
Carla becomes a robot,
Maybe Danny gets a dick pic, has Joyce ever owned a bear?
Or, how 'bout a Lesbian orgy?
With no men and doo doo doo doo doo...
Sorry for the shitty porn.
Have no fears, Willis's got stories for years!