>>88308486Instead of the Bee Movie script reading, I used the actual Bee Movie:

Number of "one" mentions in We Are Number One: 12

Number of "nutshack" mentions in The Nutshack intro: 19

Number of "be", "bee" and "bees" mentions in the Bee Movie: 206

Length of We Are Number One: 170 seconds

Length of The Nutshack intro: 66 seconds

Length of the Bee Movie: 5440 seconds

Length of the Bee Movie trailer: 90 seconds

Assumptions are:

Length of the average "one": 0.5 seconds

Length of the average "nutshack": 0.7 seconds

Length of the average "be", "bee" or "bees": 0.4 seconds

Therefore:

Length of We Are Number One without mentions of "one": 164 seconds

Length of The Nutshack intro without mentions of "nutshack": 52.7 seconds

Length of the Bee Movie without mentions of "be", "bee" and "bees": 5357.6 seconds

Therefore:

Length of the Nutshack intro where every "nutshack" is replaced with the Bee Movie trailer: 52.7 + (19 * 90) = 1762.7 seconds

Length of the Bee Movie where every "be", "bee" and "bees" is replaced with the Nutshack intro where every "nutshack" is replaced with the Bee Movie trailer: 5357.6 + (206 * 1762.7) = 368473.8

Length of We Are Number One where every "one" is replaced with the Bee Movie where every "be", "bee" and "bees" is replaced with the Nutshack intro where every "nutshack" is replaced with the Bee Movie trailer: 164 + (368473.8 * 12) = 4421849.6

The entire video would go for 4421849.6 seconds, or 51.18 days. During this time, we will hear the Bee Movie 12 times, the Nutshack intro 2472 times, and the Bee Movie trailer 46968 times. It will take you 12.79 days to hear the branch fuck your ears up, and another 12.79 days to look at the net that Robbie just found.