>>88308486Instead of the Bee Movie script reading, I used the actual Bee Movie:
Number of "one" mentions in We Are Number One: 12
Number of "nutshack" mentions in The Nutshack intro: 19
Number of "be", "bee" and "bees" mentions in the Bee Movie: 206
Length of We Are Number One: 170 seconds
Length of The Nutshack intro: 66 seconds
Length of the Bee Movie: 5440 seconds
Length of the Bee Movie trailer: 90 seconds
Assumptions are:
Length of the average "one": 0.5 seconds
Length of the average "nutshack": 0.7 seconds
Length of the average "be", "bee" or "bees": 0.4 seconds
Therefore:
Length of We Are Number One without mentions of "one": 164 seconds
Length of The Nutshack intro without mentions of "nutshack": 52.7 seconds
Length of the Bee Movie without mentions of "be", "bee" and "bees": 5357.6 seconds
Therefore:
Length of the Nutshack intro where every "nutshack" is replaced with the Bee Movie trailer: 52.7 + (19 * 90) = 1762.7 seconds
Length of the Bee Movie where every "be", "bee" and "bees" is replaced with the Nutshack intro where every "nutshack" is replaced with the Bee Movie trailer: 5357.6 + (206 * 1762.7) = 368473.8
Length of We Are Number One where every "one" is replaced with the Bee Movie where every "be", "bee" and "bees" is replaced with the Nutshack intro where every "nutshack" is replaced with the Bee Movie trailer: 164 + (368473.8 * 12) = 4421849.6
The entire video would go for 4421849.6 seconds, or 51.18 days. During this time, we will hear the Bee Movie 12 times, the Nutshack intro 2472 times, and the Bee Movie trailer 46968 times. It will take you 12.79 days to hear the branch fuck your ears up, and another 12.79 days to look at the net that Robbie just found.
