>>88082735No, sir. Time abhors a paradox. If you go back and enjoy a few hundred spoonfuls of brown sugar in the past, then it's because you were SUPPOSED to.
Why, you dumping a hot steaming load of baby gravy into the womb of a wide-hipped Aztec priestess may very well be what starts the bloodline that will someday invent time travel technology in the first place!
It's your duty as a young man to preserve the future by going back in time and porking every tight little brown booty you can get your grubby hands on. Do it for America, son!
