Remember that time that Double D was super excited when he thought a girl was calling him at home? Or the time he got super romantically flustered over Nazz with the rest of the boys? Or the time Nazz kissed him on the cheek and he looked like the happiest motherfucker in existence?
Compared to, what, that one time he had a normal conversation with Kevin about his bike, after which Kevin got annoyed with him and called him a dork? God damn, how could anyone not see the sexual tension from THAT, right?>homophobic
No, I just enjoy pairings to actually make some modicum of goddamn sense.