>>87406077Hey, Lisa, you, fucking starfish-haired yellow cunt. Do you realize that nobody gives a fucking shit about your ideologies? You're one of the biggest elitist left-wing hippie parrots I've ever seen and you aren't even real. People on the Internet remember you more because you told Bart to get out because you're piss. They don't remember you for being the voice of reason. Know why? BECAUSE YOU ARE INSUFFERABLE.
Now, listen up, because I'm about to give you a reality check that could fund your children, if you got Milhouse's cock out of your mouth and put it where it belongs. You're only eight years old and yet you're as bitchy and preachy as the feminists who are three times as old as you. Maybe it's because they're eight mentally, but fuck it. Every single time somebody's having fun, you've always got to step in and ruin it with your PC cancer. You know that every time you do that, you get more people to hate you? Ever wondered why nobody wants you as a girlfriend? Gee, I fucking wonder. Even Colin couldn't last another minute with you after the movie.
Here's an interesting fact: Being a vegan doesn't make you progressive and forward-thinking. It makes you a piss weak special snowflake with know-it-all-ism. No wonder it's on your permanent record. Sure, going vegan will make you live longer, but at the same time, you'll make the lives of people around you shorter, because if they hear another word out of your putrid mouth, they'll grab a gun and blow their fucking brains out. Guess what? Buddhism's already going to make your life longer, maybe you can annoy the next generation with your bullshit.
"Look at me, I don't adjust to social norms! I'm vegan! I follow a non-Christian religion! I'm vegan! Stop having fun, it's against my veganism!" Sound familiar, Lisa? That's who you are. For fucks sake, I'm surprised that none of your classmates have grabbed your pearls and pulled them until you choked to death. Fucking cunt. Go fuck yourself with a carrot.
