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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 07:44:29 2016 No.87337782 View Reply Original Report

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Homestuck

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 07:46:45 No.87337810 Report

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>>87337782

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 07:47:28 No.87337821 Report

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>>87337810
T H I C

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 07:47:52 No.87337828 Report

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janitor needs to finish his hotpocket first

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 07:48:13 No.87337832 Report

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 07:48:27 No.87337834 Report

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>>87337782
>this is the same character as in the OP
it might have been a bad idea to mix up artists every so often

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 07:49:32 No.87337844 Report

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>>87337834
puberty just hit her with the ugly stick

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 07:49:36 No.87337846 Report

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>>87337832
For real.
Arabia was always the ugliest in my headcannon.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 07:49:36 No.87337847 Report

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>>87337782
Karkat's chair was the best character introduced in Act 6, prove me wrong.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 07:50:25 No.87337853 Report

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>>87337844
Maybe she just got hit with the cancer stick instead.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 07:50:36 No.87337855 Report

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 07:50:55 No.87337859 Report

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>>87337810

>latula
>thicc

Sorry, anon. Latula has sexy girlabs and strong legs, appropriate for a skateboarder.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 07:52:11 No.87337881 Report

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>>87337847

Sorry, Aranea is the best character from Act 6.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 07:52:36 No.87337885 Report

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>>87337853
Same thing

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 07:53:32 No.87337894 Report

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 07:55:04 No.87337910 Report

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>>87337885
Cancer doesn't make you ugly necessarily.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 07:55:58 No.87337919 Report

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 07:56:28 No.87337927 Report

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>>87337847
dude karezi drama lmao

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 07:56:28 No.87337928 Report

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>>87337910
It does in Homestuck

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 07:57:30 No.87337936 Report

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>>87337885
>Homestuck's gonna become porn situation threads

Dunno if want

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 07:58:19 No.87337947 Report

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 07:59:02 No.87337955 Report

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>>87337928
Rose isn't ugly, she just has cancer.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 07:59:56 No.87337964 Report

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>>87337847
Meenah was introduced in act 6 though.

caliborn too

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 07:59:57 No.87337965 Report

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:02:11 No.87337980 Report

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>>87337964

here's a HOT TAKE:

The comic would've been better and more coherent if Lord English had just been an eldritch horror who was implied to be a past player of the game, and Calliope and Caliborn never featured

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:02:17 No.87337982 Report

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>>87337964
Chair > Caliborn >Aranea >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Meenah.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:02:43 No.87337987 Report

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:02:47 No.87337989 Report

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I'm mad. I'll forever be mad.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:03:18 No.87337994 Report

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>>87337965

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:03:20 No.87337995 Report

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>>87337936
This Honey Select thing is pretty cash man

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:03:46 No.87338001 Report

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>>87337980
>Lord English had just been an eldritch horror who was implied to be a past player of the game,
Sounds amazing.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:04:23 No.87338010 Report

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:04:50 No.87338012 Report

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>>87338001

I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic. The lack of anime face is throwing me.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:05:16 No.87338017 Report

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>>87337994
choco dave looks hot desu

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:05:59 No.87338023 Report

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>>87337994
It's fanart, guy, chill out.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:06:19 No.87338026 Report

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>>87338012
I'm not. I'd throw in a ":^)" if I was. You could make him a Horrorterror or Horrterror-ese making him destroying the Horrorterrors more terrifying. Maybe he made a deal post-game to destroy Skaia and then got corrupted. It'd be pretty spooky.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:07:09 No.87338036 Report

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https://discord.gg/SUxcB

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:08:07 No.87338046 Report

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:08:36 No.87338049 Report

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>>87337964
meenah a shit mate

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:12:24 No.87338090 Report

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>>87338026

Yeah.

As funny as Caliborn was, he doesn't outbalance the focus he drew away from the story. Calliope didn't even have the advantage of being funny, she just pulled focus without the self-awareness of Aranea's exposition dumps, and solved problems and acted as a DEM. They should've been hinted at, like the Ancestors were by Mindfang's diary.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:13:43 No.87338100 Report

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>>87338046

>every day is a fight for survival
>lusii have to scavenge and come home empty handed
>if you are unfit, you are easy prey for others
>somehow a fatty

lol is her blood colour lard

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:14:02 No.87338101 Report

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>>87337980
I love Caliborn but I have to agree with this
LE was much more threatening when we didn't know he used to be some lovable retarded kid

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:14:14 No.87338103 Report

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>>87337995
This better not just be a waifu poser.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:16:28 No.87338125 Report

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I wish Sollux got more screentime. I think he was my favorite of the characters that didn't get a lot. Though I always thought Eridan should've gotten some more too though.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:18:11 No.87338142 Report

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>>87338125
My problem with Sollux is there's no real arc that could be made for them- he's permanently bipolar and miserable or just goes through random phases. How could you give him a proper arc and depth? Eridan would be much easier to do that with though.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:20:15 No.87338161 Report

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>>87338103
It's more a full porn posing suite.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:20:26 No.87338166 Report

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>>87338142
I understand the problems with giving Sollux more screen time, I just thought he was cool. I really enjoyed his dumb 3D glasses design gimmick.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:21:17 No.87338174 Report

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>>87338103
It's by the guys that did Artificial Academy

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:21:53 No.87338179 Report

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>>87337927
>karezi drama
>ends with this

:^)
:'^)

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:22:53 No.87338192 Report

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>>87338166
But what's your idea?

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:24:10 No.87338207 Report

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Cohen you grubby little jew please don't fuck this up. I believe in you. You and your dumb fucking tweets.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:25:03 No.87338219 Report

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>>87338090
>The Cherubs were what the trolls were fighting all along.
>The players won the game at the cost of their planet.
>Player brother and sister fight the whole time- Caliborn being Caliborn and all.
>Win the game after he cheats and murders her in a fit of rage.
>Asks Horrorterrors for power to take revenge on the trolls and agrees on a deal to also destroy Skaia.
>Gets corrupted.
>Goes on a mindless rampage everywhere.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:26:04 No.87338228 Report

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>>87338090
>d acted as a DEM
A DEM?

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:26:59 No.87338239 Report

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>>87338174
It's got a lot of potential for sure.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:27:06 No.87338241 Report

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>>87338207
>You and your dumb fucking tweets.
But why?

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:28:14 No.87338252 Report

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>>87338241
Blind optimism.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:28:21 No.87338253 Report

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>>87338239
Why does Dave look like a 35 year old middle school teacher having an inappropriate relationship with a student?

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:29:01 No.87338261 Report

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>>87338252
But why Coen of all people?

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:29:58 No.87338268 Report

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>>87338253
Because he's a 35 year old middle school teacher having an inappropriate relationship with a student.
The male versions of the Homestuck cast definitely need work. At least there's a Doc Scratch though.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:31:47 No.87338285 Report

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>>87338239
I think it needs more maps at least. Everything is too japanese right now.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:32:29 No.87338298 Report

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>>87338192
Maybe Sollux instead of being content, could be angry and try to hunt his Eridan down in the afterlife. Try beat him up and maybe accidentally start understanding him? Maybe tie his and Eridan's exploration up at the same time? I'm not really sure. I'm no writer.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:33:22 No.87338309 Report

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>>87338125
>The only character that knew that all of this bullshit was a waste of time
>peaced the fuck out of the comic
>all the cute and non scourgeshit troll pussy he wanted minus kanaya
He's fucking based.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:33:58 No.87338319 Report

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>>87338268
He's too manly, and too tan.
Dave should be a pasty white androgynous guy

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:36:31 No.87338336 Report

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>>87338090
>>87338219
Also, you could imply that Caliborn blamed the trolls for making him kill his sister since the war fucked him over in the head and try to him rationalize it in a journal. You could also make it that the cherubs were aligned with the trolls and then betrayed them to make his anger even more unjust and fit into the whole maturity thing more.

You could also even make it partially fit into the backstory of Alternia by making the conquered cherub planet their main planet after the conquered it. Say, they were a relatively small and more diplomatic empire, joined up with the cherubs, the cherubs betray them, their planet gets destroyed by meteors in the session, and since the game takes so long, they eventually take the planet because it's filled with resources and has a ton of plants and shit. Then, when Lord English arrives, he fucks up this utopia and forces them to flee in terror to Alternia. Because of their defeat and the shithole Alternia is, they adopt eventually begin to adopt an even more vicious culture to gain new resources and protect themselves. Perhaps this could tie into Doc Scratch's manipulation of the trolls too? He wants them to win so they can defeat Lord English and protect the cycle of Sburb?

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:38:20 No.87338349 Report

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>>87337853
Maybe Doc Scratch was somehow trying to regrow himself through her, Like Voldemort using the back of Professor Quirrel's head.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:38:39 No.87338352 Report

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>>87338228

deus ex machina

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:38:42 No.87338354 Report

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>>87338239
That Is My Wife
Stop

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:39:14 No.87338356 Report

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>>87338298
Doesn't sound good but I think that's more of the problem with Sollux himself.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:39:51 No.87338360 Report

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>>87338336

Again, I feel this is too much explanation. We shouldn't know more about Lord English than 'he wants to destroy everything'. Leave him arcane, inscrutable.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:40:06 No.87338362 Report

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>>87337847
I enjoyed Speaker Crab more.

I think it was the delivery of this scene that made it great, because if I'm not mistaken, we hadn't come back to any of the kids/main trolls for some time at this point had we?

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:41:24 No.87338376 Report

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>>87337994
The longer I stare at this the funnier it is.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:41:44 No.87338377 Report

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>>87338352
Urban Dictionary didn't say that for me. Huh.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:42:09 No.87338378 Report

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:42:56 No.87338388 Report

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>>87338354
Cuckanaya and Cuckat are more alike than they think evidently.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:43:06 No.87338390 Report

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>>87338360
But that's all in presentation. If it's like hushed stories and scattered evidence where you wouldn't get the full thing immediately, I think it'd be fine.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:43:24 No.87338394 Report

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NIGGER AFRO DAVE
&
FAT PINK HOBBIT KARKAT
WITH
NEW CHARACTER: GORILLA MAN JADE

JADEDAVEkat

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:44:08 No.87338401 Report

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>>87338349
Rose was Lord English all along.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:45:00 No.87338408 Report

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>>87338388
>Cuckanaya
>not the actual legit comic cuck that is pic related

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:45:37 No.87338416 Report

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>>87338394
DICKS OUT FOR JADE

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:46:53 No.87338421 Report

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>>87338023

>>tumblr

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:47:16 No.87338425 Report

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>>87338394
I just imagine them in Three Stooges scenarios. It works out pretty well.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:55:00 No.87338481 Report

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>>87338416

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:55:09 No.87338483 Report

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OBAMY

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:55:34 No.87338486 Report

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>>87338481
What did they get sent?

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 08:56:37 No.87338496 Report

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>>87338483
You have the one where Jade's penpal is obama?

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:01:18 No.87338522 Report

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>>87338285
Even if you added a LOHAC themed map or some shit they still have japanese voices

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:02:53 No.87338534 Report

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>>87337885
I say this every /hst/ but you truly are doing god's work anon.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:03:56 No.87338542 Report

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>>87338522
>needing voices to fap
>especially with Homestuck porn
I just mute that shit, especially that one kindergarten-teacher-looking jade that sounds like Fran Drescher had a voice baby with a mockingbird.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:05:00 No.87338549 Report

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>>87338534
I'm not the guy making the mods, I'm just the other guy who went through the effort of making stuff and learning how the fuck this thing controls.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:06:19 No.87338562 Report

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>>87337832
>draw a grotesque ethnic stereotype straight from Nazi propaganda
>people call you racist
>say that they're actually the sexist and racist ones for wanting women to conform western beauty standards
Trolling is a fine art.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:07:30 No.87338567 Report

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>>87338090
I wish he'd played up Calliope's manipulative side and given her some of Dirk's traits (i.e she was the one that planned Unite/Syncronise), cause she was a super flat and undeveloped living plot device.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:09:31 No.87338576 Report

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:10:07 No.87338581 Report

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>>87338567
She should have been intentionally emotionally shallow too. Should have played up the fact that she has no free will and is just nice and helpful because she can't be anything but it. But, no, she's treated like an actual person and a good, sensitive baby at that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:10:22 No.87338583 Report

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>>87338542
You don't need the voices, but it does take take away from it when a suburban american character is making distinctly asian sounds
>no real porn game industry in the west
>no game where the girls all speak like a bunch of chavs
Regardless, there is green screen functionality in the studio of that game, if someone really wants to fake it they can pose there and then drop a shitty jpeg of prospit behind them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:11:47 No.87338588 Report

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>>87338483
>>87338496
Why is Obama a meme? Is it just because he was president in the meme era?

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:13:23 No.87338600 Report

Quoted By: >>87338612

>>87338581

I honestly thought he was going somewhere when Terezi told everyone they were dumb for calling her a cute precious babbu

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:13:45 No.87338604 Report

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>>87338576
Could John handle all that ass?

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:16:29 No.87338612 Report

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>>87338600
>Terezi told everyone they were dumb for calling her a cute precious babbu
What was her reasoning? Was she portrayed as wrong? Was Terezi being based?

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:17:38 No.87338623 Report

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>>87337980
Jack should have been taken out in Act 5 and THEN we get the A5 intermission when we think everything's all peaceful and quiet we get memed with the ALREADY HERE "real last boss" JRPG bullshit

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:21:10 No.87338644 Report

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:23:38 No.87338651 Report

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>>87338612

She was being very based. It was just after Callie got the ring, and everyone was crowding around saying how cute and adorable they were. Terezi said something along the lines of

>Guys, she's a fucking skull monster.
>That's cool, but in no way cute.
>Don't lie to her, maybe, and just be honest?

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:25:50 No.87338658 Report

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:26:22 No.87338662 Report

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>>87338651
This is 100% the problem with her relationship with Roxy though. She babies the fuck out of her and it'd be an extremely unproductive relationship in real life.

I know this went nowhere but was Terezi seen as the bad guy?

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:31:43 No.87338696 Report

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:32:20 No.87338699 Report

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>>87338662

Literally everyone ignored her comment.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:35:12 No.87338719 Report

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>>87338699
Being Terezi is suffering.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:35:37 No.87338722 Report

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BREATH =/= FREEDOM

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:37:27 No.87338740 Report

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>>87338719

Even then, Terezi said she looked badass.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:40:22 No.87338755 Report

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>>87338740
She said "kind of" and the skull kind of is.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:45:21 No.87338776 Report

Quoted By: >>87338821 >>87341504

All I wanted was for Feferi to do literally anything.

That's all I'll ever want.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:51:13 No.87338815 Report

Quoted By: >>87338826 >>87338829

Half this thread is "THIS CHARACTER WOULD HAVE BEEN COOLER IF WE DIDN'T KNOW MORE ABOUT THEM" and the other half is "WHY DIDN'T WE GET TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS COOL CHARACTER?"

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:51:30 No.87338821 Report

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>>87338776
She made the dreambubbles... that's something! She revived the mayor somehow too!

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:52:05 No.87338826 Report

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>>87338815
people have different opinions, news at 11

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:52:15 No.87338829 Report

Quoted By: >>87338872

>>87338815
Because Hussie developed(?) shit characters, so we wanted to see other cools ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:53:32 No.87338840 Report

Quoted By: >>87338855 >>87338869

Volume 11 when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:53:57 No.87338845 Report

Quoted By: >>87338881

>>87338821
An alternate universe version of her made the Dream Bubbles. I mean, she doesn't have any real conversations with anyone that isn't fucking Eridan after she's introduced to the humans.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:53:58 No.87338846 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:54:45 No.87338851 Report

Quoted By:

>he fell for the Karkat meme
>he fell for the Vriska meme
>he fell for JohnRoxyTerezi threesome meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:55:27 No.87338855 Report

Quoted By:

>>87338840
Let's not. Vol 10 ended so well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:56:05 No.87338861 Report

Quoted By:

Caliborn is the consolation prize you get for reading act 6

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:57:13 No.87338869 Report

Quoted By: >>87338889

>>87338840
Hiveswap Volume 1 when?

That's what you meant, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:57:31 No.87338872 Report

Quoted By: >>87338883 >>87338897

>>87338829
No, you idiot, the point is, you think the characters who didn't get developed are cool because you imagine a bunch of cool shit about them. You think the developed ones aren't cool because the cool shit you imagined got replaced with other stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:58:34 No.87338881 Report

Quoted By:

>>87338845
No, it was regular Dead Feferi who made the dream bubbles. The one who talked to Jade.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 09:58:54 No.87338883 Report

Quoted By:

>>87338872
nah you're pretty wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:00:28 No.87338889 Report

Quoted By:

>>87338869
The Hiveswap music doesn't impress me that much tbqh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:03:29 No.87338897 Report

Quoted By: >>87338906

>>87338872

Aranea was really cool, and got more development in a shorter time than loads of the cast. She actually has a complete arc.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:03:47 No.87338899 Report

Quoted By: >>87338916 >>87338920 >>87338962 >>87338985 >>87339056 >>87339549 >>87341313

>>87325377
>people actually voted
>that one guy who voted for "original feelings" and "current feelings"
>that one person who had something like 4.2 for a character
>that one guy who removed so many characters and gave shitton of points to meenah, on top of adding Joey and Trizza
1. The 4.2 guy votes were rounded.
2. The feelings guy is counted separately
3. That guy who gave shitton of points to Meenah and removed everyone else on top of adding Hiveswap was ignored. If you didn't add Hiveswap characters, I might have counted everyone you skipped as 0/5, but adding Joey and Trizza kinda ruined the whole chart. Hiveswap is not out yet, we don't know that much yet about them. Maybe when Hiveswap finally ends.

I also added another pair to include my opinion. I might have the most "meme/go kill yourself" tastes out of everyone who voted.

For reference, the lines mark the ties. A break in the line means the tie ends (and another tie likely starts, because not enough vote to eliminate ties).

we need more votes. So, anything that surprises anyone on the list?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:04:40 No.87338906 Report

Quoted By:

>>87338897
This.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:06:23 No.87338916 Report

Quoted By: >>87338936

>>87338899
Something about this screams shit tastes. I feel like my vote wasn't counted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:06:39 No.87338920 Report

Quoted By:

>>87338899
WV being that high along with Bec Noir. They became jokes near the end.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:09:26 No.87338936 Report

Quoted By: >>87338965 >>87339055

>>87338916
Were you the one who did this?

If yes, then yes, your vote was not counted

If no, blame other people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:12:16 No.87338962 Report

Quoted By: >>87338984

>>87338899

I feel it's nigh-impossible to do something like this, because you need clearer guidelines. Aranea's probably the best written character from a storytelling standpoint in Act 6, but many people fucking hate her because she killed someone they liked, or did something mean.

Likewise, you have people going >LOL 5/5 MITUNA HE WAS SO GREAT!!!!1!
when none of the Dancestors aside from Meenah or Aranea even qualify as anything more than props.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:12:51 No.87338965 Report

Quoted By: >>87338984

>>87338936
No, I wasn't. Seems kind of fucked to have the carapacians in there though. Mute characters are always in there and they just kind of float to the top.

And I generally just disagree with the ratings. Reeee.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:15:41 No.87338984 Report

Quoted By: >>87339007 >>87339056

>>87338965
okay suggest a better character listing so we can redo the voting or something.

Might start with "best Kid" or something first instead. I don't know.
>>87338962
It was never "best written character"; it was "/co/'s most liked characters"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:16:11 No.87338985 Report

Quoted By: >>87339000 >>87339549

>>87338899
Okay, here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:17:10 No.87338996 Report

Quoted By: >>87339030

karkat is the pikachu of homestuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:18:16 No.87339000 Report

Quoted By: >>87339549

>>87338985
Holy shit, these are some bipolar-ass tastes.
Is this why you like Sollux so much?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:19:41 No.87339007 Report

Quoted By: >>87339044

>>87338984
>okay suggest a better character listing so we can redo the voting or something.
I don't know. There's really no point. What exactly was the conversion system in the first place?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:22:19 No.87339030 Report

Quoted By:

>>87338996
>there are people who don't realize that Blood manipulates people

Example:
>KARKAT: "YOUR DAD SUCKS DICKS IN HELL!!"
>JOHN: "haha thats our karkat. :)"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:24:14 No.87339044 Report

Quoted By: >>87339061

>>87339007
>conversion system
elaborate on what you mean

if you mean votes, I just put in the average of all votes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:25:43 No.87339055 Report

Quoted By:

>>87338936
that was me
it's okay
the truth is always silenced.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:25:44 No.87339056 Report

Quoted By: >>87339069 >>87339081 >>87339097 >>87339179 >>87341462

>>87338899
>>87338984

Fuck you, I went for writing strength regardless.

Apart from Porrim. She's functionally a 0, but fuckdamn I was thrilled by the terrible people on Tumblr viewing her as some sort of 'take THAT!' against them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:26:33 No.87339061 Report

Quoted By: >>87339081

>>87339044
There were 5 points but there are a ton more levels.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:28:13 No.87339069 Report

Quoted By: >>87339128

>>87339056
>Writing strength
>Dirk and Roxy are the same level
>Aradia's a 4
>Dancestors are mostly 0's
>Bec's still a 4
???

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:30:10 No.87339081 Report

Quoted By: >>87339101

>>87339061
people voted from 0 to 5, but averages were decimals (most of the time). For example, Kankri has 0,7142857143 and 0,825. There's only one character I gave 0, because I have shitty tastes.
>>87339056
>all of this
...I'll count that as original/new feelings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:32:36 No.87339097 Report

Quoted By: >>87339255

>>87339056
I'm thinking about revising my vote. Should I add the pre-retcon/post-retcon bars too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:32:54 No.87339098 Report

Quoted By: >>87339100 >>87339136

I have no idea what to do with this honey select things
the only decent guys i found were dave and scratch
And only Aradia, Rose, and Jade look particularly good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:33:56 No.87339100 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339098
Dude, Aradia timeclones gangbanging Dave.
Duh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:34:03 No.87339101 Report

Quoted By: >>87339131

>>87339081
I don't see how that would lead to multiple levels still unless they're completely meaningless and you're applying them to be biased.
>There's only one character I gave 0, because I have shitty tastes.
Who?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:34:51 No.87339106 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:36:28 No.87339124 Report

Quoted By: >>87339217 >>87339606

Does this describe the trolls perfectly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:36:44 No.87339128 Report

Quoted By: >>87339163

>>87339069

>Aradia
From a narrative standpoint, yes. Aradia has a somewhat consistent arc across her appearances, is faced with specific challenges, and has specific impact on the plot. She also chooses to opt out of the fight with Bec, showing some growth.

>Dirk and Roxy are the same level
Yes, they are. Dirk was nominally higher, but was entirely let down by the conclusion to his story. Roxy was fairly average, with some moments of positive story moments, hence a middling score. Her biggest moments of failing as a character was interaction with Calliope, but that was more a problem with Callie's aura of making everyone around her an idiot.

>Dancestors 0
Apart from Mituna and Damara, they didn't really do anything to have an impact on the plot. The only reason they get a single point is because their actions had potentially greater impact. Damara helped us to establish Meenah's character, and the fact she helped to orchestrate their session failing. Mituna gets a point for his presence allowing for others to have greater moments of character. Honestly, Mituna's probably a 0, too, but I'm still hoping whatever he did to burn out becomes relevant later.

Seriously. Apart from Meenah and Aranea, the Beforans are props with funny text.

>Bec 4

Bec is the overarching villain for half of Homestuck. He is built up to be a legitimately session-ending threat, but balances his monstrosity with moments of brevity (Trophy rampage)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:37:01 No.87339131 Report

Quoted By: >>87339180

>>87339101
okay now I have no idea what multiple levels are you talking about

It's a Dancestor that I disliked the most, to the point of no redemption value.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:37:40 No.87339135 Report

Quoted By:

Homestuck Pre-retcon: Scrubs
Homestuck post-retcon: Scrubs Med School

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:37:53 No.87339136 Report

Quoted By: >>87339145

>>87339098
You can make the characters yourslef, you know

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:38:47 No.87339145 Report

Quoted By: >>87339173 >>87339182

>>87339136
I'm saying what do I do with them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:39:02 No.87339148 Report

Quoted By: >>87339225

what was the last thing in Homestuck that Hussie actually made himself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:39:07 No.87339150 Report

Quoted By:

A good thing to ask when looking at the character is 'does the story change if this character is removed'. 'Could this character's role be fulfilled by a signpost with a funny joke on it'.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:40:43 No.87339163 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339128
>. Aradia has a somewhat consistent arc across her appearances, is faced with specific challenges, and has specific impact on the plot. She also chooses to opt out of the fight with Bec, showing some growth.
This is all really iffy but I didn't know you meant narrative importance and arcs mainly which explains the Bec thing completely. My bad.
>Seriously. Apart from Meenah and Aranea, the Beforans are props with funny text.
This is still kind of memey though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:41:55 No.87339173 Report

Quoted By: >>87339195

>>87339145
Do what any sane man would do, and have Jade make sweet, tender love to Dave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:42:42 No.87339179 Report

Quoted By: >>87339186 >>87339189 >>87339220 >>87339224 >>87339238

>>87339056
>writing strength
>jane and roxy are 3
Color me fucking surprised, considering all the "roxy mary sue lalonde" and "jane did fucking nothing" memes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:42:46 No.87339180 Report

Quoted By: >>87339261

>>87339131
>okay now I have no idea what multiple levels are you talking about
Whatever, man.It should be simplified to the the 5 points and have each character in it for their averaged score.
>It's a Dancestor that I disliked the most, to the point of no redemption value.
Just say who, dumpass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:43:09 No.87339182 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339145
fuck them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:44:06 No.87339186 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339179

I took '3' to mean 'average', as it is the middle mark. They are neither overtly terrible, nor are they impressively relevant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:44:13 No.87339189 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339179
>considering all the "roxy mary sue lalonde" and "jane did fucking nothing" memes.
Those aren't memes though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:44:32 No.87339195 Report

Quoted By: >>87339233

>>87339173
This
And make Karkat watch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:47:18 No.87339217 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339124
>Libra - Sleeps with everyone that isn't Cancer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:47:30 No.87339220 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339179
t.butthurt roxyfag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:47:47 No.87339224 Report

Quoted By: >>87339232

>>87339179
Jane didn't really do anything. All of her greatest accomplishments happened as a retconned brainwashed sex machine, or happened in the credits or happened as Nanna.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:48:04 No.87339225 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339148
He made some panels in the Credits. I assume he made the preceding page's Flash too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:49:01 No.87339232 Report

Quoted By: >>87339242

>>87339224
where did she even get a skaia fork

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:49:03 No.87339233 Report

Quoted By: >>87339256

>>87339195
Why do people want Karkat to suffer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:49:33 No.87339238 Report

Quoted By: >>87339254

>>87339179

Roxy isn't a Mary Sue, though. Roxy's role is to turn from the drunken jester who takes little serious to the eyerolling everyman. She serves this function fine. She's moderately competent, and still fucks up occasionally, and is not capable of handling many problems.

Roxy's biggest let-down moment is having her surprise gank Condy. That was less a problem with Roxy to that point, and more to do with the terrible, terrible writing of Collide. Collide is seriously worse than Act 7, from a narrative standpoint.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:50:02 No.87339242 Report

Quoted By: >>87339370

>>87339232
Didn't she alchemize it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:51:04 No.87339254 Report

Quoted By: >>87339276

>>87339238
>Roxy isn't a Mary Sue, though. Roxy's role is to turn from the drunken jester who takes little serious to the eyerolling everyman. She serves this function fine. She's moderately competent, and still fucks up occasionally, and is not capable of handling many problems.
>People actually think this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:51:18 No.87339255 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339097

I think you should add bars that indicate where you feel the major character change was. Rose, for example, began to deteriorate as a character the moment she got on the Meteor. Vriska had nowhere to go but down after parting ways with Beta John, because her arc had been concluded in a satisfying and appropriate manner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:51:27 No.87339256 Report

Quoted By: >>87339264

>>87339233
Because he is a shit character and his greatest moment is going to be a fucking Davekat wedding or kissing scene?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:52:01 No.87339261 Report

Quoted By: >>87339281

>>87339180
>their averaged score
i am fairly sure this is what I've done
Mituna. I have really shitty tastes, as I've said before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:52:44 No.87339264 Report

Quoted By: >>87339323

>>87339256

I honestly cannot think of a worse ending to Dave's character than an unironic wedding scene. There'd be one panel where he and Karkat DJ, I'm certain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:53:55 No.87339276 Report

Quoted By: >>87339291

>>87339254

The thread's giving Aranea a bad score, so I can only assume they have no idea what they're talking about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:54:23 No.87339281 Report

Quoted By: >>87339303

>>87339261
Just go make a chart like this. All of the characters in the one of the 5 sections they're averaged into. Just that.
>Mituna. I have really shitty tastes, as I've said before.
But why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:55:24 No.87339291 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339276
Yeah, exactly, they fall for the "dancestors all suck" meme but call Roxy being a Mary Sue a meme? What a joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:56:58 No.87339303 Report

Quoted By: >>87339320

>>87339281
why is Roxy so high if people call her Mary Sue around here?

I am not really sure. For some reason I dislike him more than Kankri - though I've never set the bar high due to my shitty tastes; I think he just doesn't resonate with me well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 10:59:08 No.87339320 Report

Quoted By: >>87339400

>>87339303
>why is Roxy so high if people call her Mary Sue around here?
Because some people only think with their dicks and have shit tastes.

You hate the mentally handicapped, man?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:00:14 No.87339323 Report

Quoted By: >>87339349

>>87339264
A scene where he holds his and Karkat's freakish hybrid

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:02:28 No.87339339 Report

Quoted By: >>87339366

>he's crying too

>next panel is Jade throwing it into the incinerator with Kanaya comforting Dave
>I Am Sorry Dave But We Cannot Have This Abomination In Our Universe
>Not Even I Am That Stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:04:13 No.87339349 Report

Quoted By: >>87339358 >>87339397

>>87339323
Worse
It'll have dog ears AND horns

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:04:55 No.87339355 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:05:05 No.87339358 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339349

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:05:53 No.87339366 Report

Quoted By: >>87339371 >>87339406 >>87339417

>>87339339
>Jade, that wasn't Dave's child.
>Then Who Did Jade Throw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:06:06 No.87339370 Report

Quoted By: >>87339385

>>87339242
I suppose, but how? From what? What's it even do?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:06:19 No.87339371 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339366

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:07:47 No.87339385 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339370
It looks cool? And is a fork?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:08:25 No.87339397 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339349
>aren't you happy davejade shippers? look, you finally get puppies!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:08:41 No.87339400 Report

Quoted By: >>87339408

>>87339320
>You hate the mentally handicapped, man?

i can't tell. i am not even sure what kind of disorder does the guy have, other than probably split personality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:09:19 No.87339406 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339366
Karkat's hand out of the lava.jog

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:09:29 No.87339408 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339400
>probably split personality.
That's not how that works. He's just angry and retarded, I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:10:25 No.87339417 Report

Quoted By: >>87339471 >>87339484

>>87339366
it better not be the kiwi
we agreed to leave the kiwi alone

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:15:45 No.87339471 Report

Quoted By: >>87339563

>>87339417

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:16:50 No.87339484 Report

Quoted By: >>87339563

>>87339417

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:23:20 No.87339549 Report

Quoted By: >>87339559 >>87339574

>>87338899
>>87338985
Revised vote
>>87339000
What do you mean?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:24:29 No.87339559 Report

Quoted By: >>87339574 >>87339644

>>87339549
Shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:24:57 No.87339563 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339484
>>87339471
seriously what do you have against the kiwi.
It's a big cute friendly bird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:25:58 No.87339574 Report

Quoted By: >>87339637

>>87339549
>>87339559
You mostly give out 5's and 1's/0's.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:30:58 No.87339606 Report

Quoted By: >>87339633

>>87339124
>Leo - Beats up Cancer easily.
>Virgo - Treats Cancer like a little child.
>Libra - Sleeps with everyone that isn't Cancer.
>Scorpio - Sits on Cancer's face, then purrs.

100% Accurate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:34:53 No.87339633 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339606
>Sits on Cancer's face, then purrs.
What does this mean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:35:49 No.87339637 Report

Quoted By: >>87339650

>>87339574
Yeah, but there are only five boxes to fill. I don't care about the majority of the dancestors, anyway.
For the original, the retcon and Act 6 in general ruined my opinion of some of the characters I would give 3s or 4s otherwise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:36:59 No.87339644 Report

Quoted By: >>87339702

>>87339559

>Aranea 0
>Doc Scratch 1
>Condy 1

Check out the pleb tastes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:37:17 No.87339650 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339637
>Yeah, but there are only five boxes to fill. I don't care about the majority of the dancestors, anyway.
Not an argument.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:37:53 No.87339654 Report

Quoted By: >>87339664 >>87339683

fat tits

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:38:23 No.87339664 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339654
The thing dave used to like before he went gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:38:34 No.87339666 Report

Quoted By: >>87339691 >>87339702 >>87339785

Giving Aranea a zero is the hallmark of someone more focused on ships than story :^)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:39:22 No.87339676 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:40:22 No.87339683 Report

Quoted By: >>87339790

>>87339654

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:41:02 No.87339686 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:41:12 No.87339691 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339666
This. Or just caring about waifus and then not even having good taste in them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:42:26 No.87339702 Report

Quoted By: >>87339763

>>87339644
>>87339666
I just don't like Aranea as a person.
Same thing for Scratch, he's a great villain and host, but I can't say I'm very fond of him.
Is this a poll for best characters or just personal favorites?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:43:36 No.87339710 Report

Quoted By:

Satanic trips confirm forbidden truths.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:44:20 No.87339715 Report

Quoted By:

Do captchalogs even exist in the story anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:46:32 No.87339729 Report

Quoted By: >>87339745 >>87339799

Pic related is the only character that Karkat should end up with.

You cannot deny this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:48:16 No.87339745 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339729

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q27YiPRiewg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:49:51 No.87339763 Report

Quoted By: >>87339814

>>87339702
>I just don't like Aranea as a person.
Still bad.
>best or favorite
Should be the same thing desu.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:52:47 No.87339785 Report

Quoted By: >>87339797

>>87339666

hail satan, me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:53:03 No.87339790 Report

Quoted By: >>87339806

>>87339683
Those are not fat tits, those are merely large tits.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:53:46 No.87339797 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339785

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:53:54 No.87339799 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339729

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:54:32 No.87339803 Report

Quoted By: >>87339813

>>87338261
Literally the only reason to believe in Cohen is because his favorites are Caliborn and Eridan.

There is literally a universe's worth of reasons to doubt him.

And even if he ends up being a good writer - Hiveswap has PLENTY of other problems associated with its production

Do not mourn for him, this is the future he chose

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:54:49 No.87339806 Report

Quoted By: >>87339826 >>87339857 >>87343421

>>87339790
...?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:55:25 No.87339813 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339803
Yeah, I know. Cohen is shit. His tastes mean nothing to me anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:55:26 No.87339814 Report

Quoted By: >>87339918

>>87339763
>Should be the same thing desu.
Not necessarily. "Best" is objective. "Favorite" in this case is either subjective or a mix of both.
It differs from person to person.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 11:56:41 No.87339826 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339806
That's just fat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:00:37 No.87339857 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339806
this is a risky post and you know that

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:03:14 No.87339878 Report

Quoted By: >>87339898 >>87339905

LIKE. OH MY GOD! I AM BACK FROM THE GAY PRIDE PARADE IN NEW CAN TOWN. I FEEL LIKE. SO ENRICHED. HAHA WOW! UMMM....WOW JADE, HOMOPHOBIC MUCH? STEP ASIDE BITCH, DADDY IS MINE. SLAY ME DADDY.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:05:28 No.87339898 Report

Quoted By: >>87339921 >>87339929

>>87339878
Why the fuck does Hussie hate him so much?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:06:32 No.87339905 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339878
ELIMINATE IT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:07:48 No.87339918 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339814
>Not necessarily. "Best" is objective.
Nothing is objective in stories.
>"Favorite" in this case is either subjective or a mix of both.
Not really.
>It differs from person to person.
Eh? I think we should all try to be "objective" as possible in our tastes. "Muh feelings" and "muh waifu" shouldn't matter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:08:07 No.87339921 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339898

Hussie thinks he's doing good, Anon. :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:09:07 No.87339929 Report

Quoted By: >>87339940

>>87339898
You can say that with almost every character in Homestuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:10:22 No.87339935 Report

Quoted By: >>87339954 >>87339959 >>87339976

Cohen thinks Rey is a good heroine and that the Hunger Games are an unrecognized Masterpiece

He thinks Uchicago is evil for doing away with safe spaces and his other job is writing for Zoe "Yes that Zoe" Quinn. He came out as bisexual during bisexual awareness week. He's quite fat but angles his profile picture to look thin, like a tumblr girl. He is mostly known for sarcastic tweets.

We best hope the guy can seperate himself from his writing, cause if it reflects the person in anyway Hiveswap is fucked

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:10:46 No.87339940 Report

Quoted By: >>87339951 >>87339965

>>87339929
>with almost every character
>even Jane redeemed herself by building a business empire

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:12:29 No.87339951 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339940
That was stupid.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:12:50 No.87339954 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339935

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:13:31 No.87339959 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339935
>Cohen thinks Rey is a good heroine and that the Hunger Games are an unrecognized Masterpiece
And, again, we thought his only redeeming qualities were his tastes. We're fucked.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:14:35 No.87339965 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339940
>even Jane redeemed herself by building a business empire

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:16:03 No.87339976 Report

Quoted By: >>87339992 >>87340012 >>87340028

>>87339935
He can still be the hero MSPA needs by making Joey evil

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:17:26 No.87339986 Report

Quoted By: >>87340012 >>87340029

I can't wait for the Hiveswap route where you nuke the entirety of Alternia! Joey is a mass murderer!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:18:18 No.87339992 Report

Quoted By:

>>87339976
Still not good enough.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:20:36 No.87340012 Report

Quoted By: >>87340060

>>87339986
>>87339976
>Toby Fox sneaks into What Pumpkin Offices in the dead of night
>Boots up the shitty Python code Hiveswap is running on
>Cracks open RPGmaker and Joey Claire's character profile
"Dancing? Ballet? No no no, Kids are cruel, Andrew. And I'm very in touch with my inner child."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:22:05 No.87340028 Report

Quoted By: >>87340080

>>87339976

lol if you think was ever actually on the cards

you're more deluded than me, and i think aranea might reappear in the epilogue

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:22:12 No.87340029 Report

Quoted By: >>87340056 >>87340061 >>87340084

>>87339986
>genocide hiveswap
so who's the final boss

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:24:43 No.87340056 Report

Quoted By: >>87340093

>>87340029
The Hero and Savior of the Universe, Vriska Serket!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:25:05 No.87340058 Report

Quoted By: >>87340066 >>87340125

See this

>"Wont You Sit Next To Me Anonymous?"

What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:25:18 No.87340060 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340012
This is dumb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:25:52 No.87340061 Report

Quoted By: >>87340093

>>87340029

lol if you don't think hiveswap won't be completely linear

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:26:20 No.87340066 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340058
Strangle her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:27:22 No.87340080 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340028
>lol if you think was ever actually on the cards
What?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:27:53 No.87340084 Report

Quoted By: >>87340105 >>87340114

>>87340029
Who the fuck do you think?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:28:36 No.87340093 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340056
>Vriska serket
>pulls Ancrestal Awakening in middle of fight because fuck you that's why
>>87340061
Completely linear except that one decision when you decide to kill everyone instead of saving everyone.

The Bad End and The Good End!

I mean, this is not some plot-heavy RPG, a simple split like that should be easy. Then again...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:29:38 No.87340105 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340084
That's really stupid. Stop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:30:26 No.87340114 Report

Quoted By: >>87340127

>>87340084
>sans
but Sans is definitely not Ness he's actually Steven Universe and Ness or Steven belong to Homestuck multiverse
.
unless Undertale takes place on Earth-C, somewhere in the far (but not too far) future.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:31:58 No.87340125 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340058
Swiftly dodge Rose's incoming magic attacks in a jittery gif manner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:32:30 No.87340127 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340114
Stop it. Stop enabling him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:40:14 No.87340185 Report

Quoted By: >>87340250 >>87340257 >>87340337 >>87340343

Everyone keeps saying Karkat and Dave changed and got different voices and characterization in the retjohn, can anyone provide actual evidence for this, or are you just upset that it sunk a bunch of ships?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:40:36 No.87340190 Report

Quoted By: >>87340333 >>87340345

why is jade so dumb?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:47:18 No.87340249 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:47:23 No.87340250 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340185
someone post dave's toxic masculinity rant

>or are you upset that it sunk a bunch of ships
nevermind, you are already a lost cause

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:48:21 No.87340257 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340185
Toxic masculinity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:56:03 No.87340333 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340190
fat tits

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:56:20 No.87340337 Report

Quoted By: >>87340380

>>87340185
Cite me one clever insult Karkat made post-retcon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:57:30 No.87340343 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340185
Pretty much everybody was phoned-in at that point. I'm sure Old Huss could have easily executed a DaveKat that played into and enhanced their existing character dynamics but he wasn't available.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:57:35 No.87340345 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340190
She's not male.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:58:04 No.87340353 Report

Quoted By: >>87340362 >>87340384 >>87340392

I'm so glad the credits were updated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 12:59:32 No.87340362 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340353
>karkat's finally gone again
It's not nice to celebrate his death like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:01:35 No.87340380 Report

Quoted By: >>87340401

>>87340337

C'mon, man. We both know that they just have to cite one of his quips from the Vantrum and it'll devolve into 'THAT'S NOT FUNNY!' 'YES IT IS!'

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:01:42 No.87340384 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340353
Where's jake?
Where's Terezi?
Where's ANYONE?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:02:17 No.87340392 Report

Quoted By: >>87340413 >>87340421

>>87340353
>Being petty and autistic enough to do this.
Come on, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:03:20 No.87340401 Report

Quoted By: >>87340415

>>87340380
So you just have shit tastes. OK then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:05:11 No.87340413 Report

Quoted By: >>87340444

>>87340392
I didn't make this icels.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:05:20 No.87340415 Report

Quoted By: >>87340436

>>87340401

I'm agreeing with you, chummer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:06:12 No.87340421 Report

Quoted By: >>87340444

>>87340392
t. Davekat shipper

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:07:58 No.87340436 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340415
Whatever, still.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:09:01 No.87340444 Report

Quoted By: >>87340480

>>87340413
>>87340421
>"m-muh icels!" "mu-muh davekat shipper!"
So when people make edits of Davejade shit, it's petty but this isn't? Come the fuck on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:12:59 No.87340480 Report

Quoted By: >>87340493

>>87340444
It's more amusing because it pisses you off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:13:12 No.87340484 Report

Quoted By: >>87340491 >>87340498 >>87340503 >>87340505 >>87340532 >>87340656

>Ship crew and meteor crew finally meet again after three years
>Jade has grown a porn-tier hourglass in those years
>John is too idiotic to even notice
>Dave

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:13:43 No.87340487 Report

Quoted By: >>87340507

Is Caliborn actually John's one real friend?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:14:00 No.87340491 Report

Quoted By: >>87340498

>>87340484
>Jade has grown a porn-tier hourglass in those years
I didn't realize timekeeping pieces could be pornographic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:14:12 No.87340493 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340480
It's more of just the sentiment behind it, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:14:47 No.87340498 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340484
>>87340491
porn-tier hourglass *figure

I need to learn how to use a keyboard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:15:15 No.87340503 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340484
>>Dave
What did he mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:15:19 No.87340505 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340484
Everyone knows misery builds character. And figure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:15:20 No.87340507 Report

Quoted By: >>87340524 >>87340526

>>87340487

>yfw when homestuck started you had conversations like the beta kids
>now your chatlogs are more like caliborn

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:16:49 No.87340524 Report

Quoted By: >>87340535

>>87340507
Is that a good thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:16:55 No.87340526 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340507
Well the beta kids will never call each other fags again, they're too into toxic masculinity speeches

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:17:29 No.87340532 Report

Quoted By: >>87340553 >>87340580 >>87340600 >>87340631 >>87340775

>>87340484

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:17:44 No.87340535 Report

Quoted By: >>87340544

>>87340524

Gone are the days that Dave would threaten an insecure troll with gay marriage, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:18:32 No.87340544 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340535
Is that a good thing....?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:19:14 No.87340553 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340532
perfect

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:20:29 No.87340566 Report

Quoted By: >>87340578 >>87343370

I don't like how John is just....forgotten. He barely sees his "friends". He more or less lives alone, he has no real purpose in this new world.

Maybe once LE is defeated John becomes the next BBEG? Heirs do take over after a Lord is defeated.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:21:13 No.87340578 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340566
He'll make the universe the way it should be, before getting killed by a sociopath

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:21:19 No.87340580 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340532
>we never got any of the girls going full boob-tier during the three year trip

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:22:56 No.87340593 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:23:39 No.87340600 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340532
I like the other one where she has like four kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:27:14 No.87340631 Report

Quoted By: >>87340639

>>87340532
This seems like the sort of thing that Rose would 200% catch on, with John catching on the other -100% percent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:28:08 No.87340639 Report

Quoted By: >>87342730

>>87340631
Well of course Rose notices, but I'm sure she has Kanaya to get her fill of boob from.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:29:33 No.87340656 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340484
>Dave, Karkat and Jade still care about him
>Terezi contacts John

Can someone post John's friend list? He only has Dirk, Jake and Kanaya on his "meh" list.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:30:20 No.87340660 Report

Quoted By: >>87340667 >>87340679 >>87340680 >>87340693 >>87340706 >>87342097

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:31:11 No.87340667 Report

Quoted By: >>87340675 >>87340678

>>87340660
Oh, shit. Update?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:32:06 No.87340675 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340667
yeah go check it out dude

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:32:35 No.87340678 Report

Quoted By: >>87340693 >>87340731 >>87342097

>>87340667

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:32:36 No.87340679 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340660
HOLY SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:32:37 No.87340680 Report

Quoted By: >>87340695 >>87340716

>>87340660
It's nice that Jade just breaks into people's houses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:33:28 No.87340692 Report

Quoted By:

who ARADIA here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:33:29 No.87340693 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340660
>>87340678
John has rogue confirmed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:33:40 No.87340695 Report

Quoted By: >>87340714

>>87340680
Jade was very lonely for three years, so she taught herself lockpicking, russian, and became a chronic masturbator.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:34:40 No.87340706 Report

Quoted By: >>87340716 >>87340741

>>87340660
I don't understand how people can't put 2 and 2 together and figure out the next series of events. Either immediately or after a year of training, John takes all the kids to Masterpiece and then we go from there. It isn't rocket science.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:36:03 No.87340714 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340695
>GG: cheeki breeki iv damke!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:36:15 No.87340716 Report

Quoted By: >>87340732 >>87340738

>>87340680
I thought she was coming for his birthday or something. Or they were looking for him for a while and just checked his house.
>>87340706
>Implying there won't be a twist.
John went rogue for a reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:37:26 No.87340731 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340678
didn't we do the whole john egbert has gone missing gimmick before

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:37:36 No.87340732 Report

Quoted By: >>87340746

>>87340716
Pretty sure that's not real, brah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:38:11 No.87340738 Report

Quoted By: >>87340753

>>87340716
I like that Jade just broke open a window and kind of tumbled through it because she's weird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:38:17 No.87340741 Report

Quoted By: >>87340765

>>87340706
Or it's the retconned timeline and John tries to beat up Caliborn as a 20 year old adult.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:38:55 No.87340746 Report

Quoted By: >>87340771

>>87340732
What's not real?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:39:57 No.87340753 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340738
What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:39:59 No.87340754 Report

Quoted By: >>87340773 >>87340774

>implying Hussie will do anything interesting with John's ennui

Remember how we thought Terezi not being in Act 7 was significant, then she was just randomly in the background of the snapchat? Why do you idiots keep thinking he'll get it right this time?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:41:18 No.87340765 Report

Quoted By: >>87340777 >>87340784

>>87340741
>Homestuck ends with a bunch of adults going to go beat up an 11 year old special needs child because he said mean things about women online

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:41:31 No.87340771 Report

Quoted By: >>87340798 >>87340853

>>87340746
That "update", it's on neither the website nor Snapchat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:41:42 No.87340773 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340754
>she was just randomly in the background of the snapchat
oh shit that's right, i guess that means she went through the door to the universe but then left? how would she leave though, normally the only way is with transportalizers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:41:54 No.87340774 Report

Quoted By: >>87340787

>>87340754
Hope, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:42:13 No.87340775 Report

Quoted By: >>87340789 >>87340807

>>87340532
>DAVE: john
>JOHN: yeah what is it?
>DAVE: john i need to talk to you
>DAVE: man to man talk
>DAVE: real serious business
>DAVE: john
>JOHN: yeah? just tell me, dave.
>DAVE: okay john i need you not to get angry
>DAVE: but john
>DAVE: i need
>DAVE: as soon as possible
>DAVE: and keep in mind that this is urgent enough to give the time traveling capefuck a reason to hurry
>DAVE: john i need
>JOHN: you need what? just tell me!
>DAVE: okay
>DAVE: i need to
>DAVE: do something
>JOHN: do what?!
>DAVE: well you see john the thing i have to do is
>DAVE: your sister
>DAVE: have you looked at those kn-

STRIFE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:42:19 No.87340777 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340765
Holy shit, Homestuck really has become tumblr

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:42:56 No.87340784 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340765
Sound familiar, actually.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:43:17 No.87340787 Report

Quoted By: >>87340813

>>87340774

hope is the joke aspect, like page is the joke class

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:43:25 No.87340789 Report

Quoted By: >>87341780

>>87340775
He wouldn't call them knockers, he'd call them boobs or something. Or if texans have a slang word for boobs he'd use that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:43:58 No.87340798 Report

Quoted By: >>87340828

>>87340771
Oh, golly, really?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:44:23 No.87340807 Report

Quoted By: >>87340831 >>87340879

>>87340775
if only that replaced toxic masculinity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:44:59 No.87340813 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340787
No, that's Rage. And maybe Mage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:46:42 No.87340828 Report

Quoted By: >>87340844

>>87340798
Well you're the one who said John went rogue, which he hasn't.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:46:57 No.87340830 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:46:59 No.87340831 Report

Quoted By: >>87340918

>>87340807
>DAVE: dude seriously
>DAVE: shes just lying right there asleep
>DAVE: couldnt i just
>DAVE: touch one
>JOHN: no!!!
>DAVE: nobody would ever know
>DAVE: come on man i spent three years with rose terezi and vriska
>DAVE: even the mayor is curvier than they are
>DAVE: i am mammatically starved over here
>DAVE: i honestly put a smuppet butt in a bra a few months ago
>DAVE: that is how desperate i am

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:47:55 No.87340844 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340828
Aw, they got me really excited.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:48:39 No.87340853 Report

Quoted By: >>87340896

>>87340771
Oh, come on.

Finally a good update and it's fucking fake.
I bet we get fucking davekat drama as the latest update.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:48:55 No.87340856 Report

Quoted By: >>87340895

How long until these threads are banned again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:50:39 No.87340879 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340807
if only anything replaced toxic masculinity

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:51:57 No.87340895 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340856
When we get shitty tripfags who talk about their lives instead of discussing Homestuck.

Oh, and the fucking janitor who deletes legit Homestuck discussion while leaving shit like this open.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:51:59 No.87340896 Report

Quoted By: >>87340913

>>87340853
>Finally a good update and it's fucking fake.
The other updates were with John were good-ish. This update was only going with that arc.
>but how do I make this about Davekat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:53:40 No.87340913 Report

Quoted By: >>87340921

>>87340896
>but how do I make this about Davekat?
When Jade goes out of the house alone instead of Dave and Karkat following her. Always expect the worst from Nussie.

Sorry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:54:20 No.87340918 Report

Quoted By: >>87340988

>>87340831
>DAVE: god damn other me is fucking stupid
>DAVE: seriously why the fuck did davesprite give up that
>DAVE: that is a pair you put a ring on

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:54:26 No.87340921 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340913
What?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:54:42 No.87340925 Report

Quoted By: >>87340945 >>87340951 >>87342097

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:55:07 No.87340926 Report

Quoted By: >>87340936 >>87340946 >>87340957 >>87340991

i seriously cant tell if the anon who's davekat obsessed is constantly baiting or actually autistic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:55:51 No.87340936 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340926
Just autistic. Davejadefags are all kind of autistic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:56:21 No.87340945 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340925
Nice drawing skills dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:56:26 No.87340946 Report

Quoted By: >>87340964 >>87340966

>>87340926
Which anon? There's a lot of people here who hate Davekat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:56:54 No.87340951 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340925
I want to believe this is real. It looks real! Nice job there, I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:57:27 No.87340957 Report

Quoted By: >>87340964

>>87340926
>The
>implying singular
>implying there's one person here who thinks davekat is fucking awful

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:58:22 No.87340964 Report

Quoted By: >>87340974 >>87340987 >>87340991

>>87340946
The one complaining about it literally whenever he can.
>>87340957
>thinks davekat is awful
Not the point but you sound like him due to your sperginess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:58:36 No.87340966 Report

Quoted By: >>87341015

>>87340946
What I really can't tell is if there's one guy who always complains about the davekat complainers. It always happens around the same time of day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:59:37 No.87340974 Report

Quoted By: >>87341015

>>87340964
>The one complaining about it literally whenever he can.

Again, which one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 13:59:59 No.87340979 Report

Quoted By:

>no one realised it was fake
>I could have let it ride and enjoy the fallout

I'm sorry update anon. If it makes you feel better it did make me check with every expectation of finding it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:00:41 No.87340987 Report

Quoted By: >>87341015

>>87340964
There's like five people who do that, but whatever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:00:43 No.87340988 Report

Quoted By: >>87341090

>>87340918
>DAVE: dude how did you survive three years of that
>JOHN: dave!! thats my sister!
>DAVE: yeah i mean im not asking if you touched em
>DAVE: but im asking how did you manage not to
>DAVE: rose is my sister but i still congratulate kanaya on scoring that ass
>ROSE: I heard that, Dave.
>DAVE: yeah whatever anyway john how did you not lay awake at night rock hard from the waist down
>DAVE: visions of those twin peaks dancing in front of your nerdy glasses
>DAVE: how did you do it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:00:46 No.87340991 Report

Quoted By: >>87341015

>>87340926
>>87340964
Why is it always the same guy who complains about Davekat complainers?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:02:27 No.87341015 Report

Quoted By: >>87341027 >>87341047 >>87341048

>>87340974
>>87340987
It's sad that there's more than one guy then.
>>87340966
It doesn't and there's not.
>>87340991

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:03:05 No.87341027 Report

Quoted By: >>87341044

>>87341015
>it's sad that people hate something that is legitimately awful

???

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:04:33 No.87341044 Report

Quoted By: >>87341065 >>87341067

>>87341027
>It's bad!!!
I know it is but there's literally no reason to complain about it as much as some people do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:04:39 No.87341047 Report

Quoted By: >>87341074 >>87341091

>>87341015
>It doesn't

Yes it fucking does. Always at this time it's some retard who goes on a tantrum because people complain about Davekat.
Yeah guess what fucko? People hate it. It took the dynamic of the two most beloved characters and completely trashed it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:04:54 No.87341048 Report

Quoted By: >>87341091

>>87341015
Can we please talk about the fake update and John's upcomign arc instead of your sperginess over other people?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:06:30 No.87341065 Report

Quoted By: >>87341091

>>87341044
>no reason
This is a Homestuck thread. Would you like us to jerk Hussie off about how good the ending was and how brilliant and progressively subversive he was?
Seriously, at least the people complaining about davekat actually talk about the shit. If you're not going to talk about the comic, even if it's fetish stuff or talking about just how much Hussie fucked it all, then screw off. Because right now, you're the worst kind of poster in these threads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:06:31 No.87341067 Report

Quoted By: >>87341091

>>87341044
>In fact isn't it kind of hot?
>Two sad little boys finding love in each other's arms.
>I wrote a fanfic you know. Just to make fun of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:06:57 No.87341074 Report

Quoted By: >>87341113

>>87341047
>anon sees every homestuck thread for the past 6 months
>thinks to himself 'hmm, but how do i make it about davekat?'

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:08:16 No.87341085 Report

Quoted By:

Kanaya violating Karkat's feet.

Terezi violating John's feet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:08:34 No.87341090 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340988
>JOHN: plus... i mean, she was always with davesprite in my timeline!
>DAVE: see yeah he had the right idea at first
>DAVE: i would just get lost in those mountains
>DAVE: fucking frodo and his manparty would come across me
>DAVE: still no fucking excuse
>DAVE: i should probably give davesprite an old fashioned lecture about like
>DAVE: well honestly first id probably just give him a high five
>DAVE: nice to know some iteration of me copped the feel to end all feels

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:08:36 No.87341091 Report

Quoted By: >>87341137 >>87341164

>>87341047
>Yes it fucking does.
Nope.
>tantrum
""""""""""""tantrum"""""""""
It clearly wasn't what directly caused it, if anything it's one of the effects of that happening. Yes, it's bad, now let me bring it up with zero context.
>>87341048
>sperginess
>People obsessed over one thing.
>I'm the sperg.
>>87341065
>complaining about davekat actually talk about the shit.
>Davekat sucks!
>Yes!
>Discussion!
>>87341067
Thank you for that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:08:57 No.87341098 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:10:11 No.87341113 Report

Quoted By: >>87341125 >>87341193

>>87341074
This shit. This shit right here. It's the same fucking statement you make over and over again. Are you're telling me you aren't the same fucking person? You're so fucking inane it makes me sick. "Oh people are complaining about this BAD THING! i don't like that".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:11:13 No.87341123 Report

Quoted By: >>87341152

I really do think this is icels. They talk so much like them and icels is online right now anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:11:24 No.87341125 Report

Quoted By:

>>87341113
>You're so fucking inane it makes me sick.
The irony. It 8urts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:12:15 No.87341137 Report

Quoted By: >>87341152

>>87341091
Can you get a trip at least? That way I can filter out at least one sperg in these threads.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:12:32 No.87341139 Report

Quoted By: >>87341168 >>87341186 >>87341194

Jade "Teach a Clicky that napalm's sticky" Harley
Jade "Airstrikes some Chalkies with your Walkie Talkie" Harley
Jade "Keep the Buffalo Soldier from getting any older" Harley
Jade "Smother every Brother" Harley
Jade "Kill Biscuit-Lips with their own Spear-tips" Harley
Jade "Treat Aunt Jemima like Hiroshima" Harley
Jade "end the tragic rise of Black magic" Harley
Jade "put the Crows on Death Row" Harley
Jade "Put Fat Albert in the Dirt" Harley(edited)
Jade "At Haste Wiping Out The Inferior Race" Harley
Jade "Killing Troll kids for the highest bid" Harley
Jade "Keep those Brownies in the Oven" Harley
Jade "Making a Lagoon from the blood of Coons" Harley
Jade "Their tears are superb when I make them bite the curb" Harley
Jade "Wipe their race and don't leave a trace" Harley
Jade "Mass graves for when niggers misbehave" Harley
Jade "It's not Bravery if your family has a history of Slavery" Harley
Jade "Keep Niggers bound even six feet underground" Harley
Jade "Making White jobs by funding the lynch mobs" Harley
Jade "Niggers have no brains so keep them in chains" Harley
Jade "Drown a Chink in the sink" Harley
Jade "Higher Rates for Segregated States" Harley
Jade "Beat the Congos like a pair of bongos" Harley
Jade "I'll go Loon if I see a Coon" Harley
Jade "Can't Keep Track of these Silverbacks" Harley
Jade "a shiny dagger for every Chain Dragger" Harley
Jade "Teach the Darkies about a real Heirarchy" Harley
Jade "It's a shame three fifths of a person still uses up a whole bullet" Harley
Jade "Full-auto stagger the Knuckle-Draggers" Harley
Jade "Muckadoo's need killing too" Harley
Jade "A nuke deployed for every Negroid" Harley
Jade "Sending more Niggers to Hell than Sickle Cell" Harley(edited)
Jade "Nigger Faggots get fed to the Maggots" Harley
Jade "Stacking the Blacks like flapjacks" Harley
Jade "If he's off the Plantation, that's a situation" Harley
Jade "Feed the darkies to the sharkies" Harley

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:12:52 No.87341143 Report

Quoted By: >>87341227 >>87341400

Am I too late for this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:13:43 No.87341152 Report

Quoted By: >>87341173

>>87341123
Nice boogeyman.
>>87341137
I'm not the one being autistic here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:13:56 No.87341157 Report

Quoted By: >>87341201

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:14:27 No.87341164 Report

Quoted By: >>87341201

>>87341091
Holy shit. Fuck off.

Why do you browse this place at all?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:14:41 No.87341168 Report

Quoted By: >>87341186

>>87341139
Jade "If you help a Black don't bother coming back" Harley
Jade "Turning bix nood into dog food" Harley
Jade "Depleted uranium for every Nigger's cranium" Harley
Jade "Chim Choking Champion" Harley
Jade "Ain't no Coon walkin' on the Moon" Harley
Jade "Wear a Ghost Suit to spook the Gooks" Harley
Jade "Whack-a-Black" Harley
Jade "Feed the Nignogs to my dog" Harley
Jade "I see Trolls on my bitch, they'll end up in ditch" Harley
Jade "I'll make drapers out of the teenapers" Harley
Jade "Colour Killer" Harley
Jade "Emptying my nine in the welfare line" Harley
Jade "Keeping Jiggaboos in the Zoo" Harley
Jade "Nighty-Nighty to the Non-Whitey" Harley
Jade "Grave for every Slave" Harley
Jade "the squeal of an Ape when you cut through the tape" Harley
Jade "Kill 925 and the White Race thrives" Harley
Jade "Starts killing soon when she sees a Baboon" Harley
Jade "Bullets will thump every border jump" Harley
Jade "No taboo to shoot a Zulu" Harley
Jade "Shoot the Primates at the front gates" Harley
Jade "Burn The Home Of Every Tyrone" Harley
Jade "Nuke The Spooks" Harley
Jade "One Man Klan" Harley
Jade "I may go blind but I can smell a troll just fine" Harley
Jade "Greyskins with horns get their flesh torn" Harley
Jade "a blade for every Spade" Harley
Jade "Obama needs to fuck off back to Botswana" Harley
Jade "Going Rambo on Sambo" Harley
Jade "Every Troll will be mining coal" Harley
Jade "Deport the Troll to the Black Hole" Harley
Jade "Forced birth control on the breeding Troll" Harley
Jade "Karkat gets a swing of my bat" Harley
Jade "Fill 'em Trolls with bullet holes" Harley
Jade "Fag Fragger" Harley
Jade "Straighten Things Out" Harley

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:15:02 No.87341173 Report

Quoted By: >>87341201

>>87341152
>I'm not the one being autistic here.
You're obsessively complaining about posters you don't like, even when EVERYONE ELSE is telling you to shut the fuck up. Yes you are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:16:04 No.87341186 Report

Quoted By: >>87341211

>>87341168
>>87341139
Most of these are just Ben's stuff or lazy, it's no fun. I liked Creampie or Die Jade and homophobic John better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:16:31 No.87341193 Report

Quoted By:

>>87341113
actually, while it was just me the first few times ive started to see other anons do it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:16:33 No.87341194 Report

Quoted By:

>>87341139
Rhyming is not your strong suit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:17:05 No.87341199 Report

Quoted By: >>87341214

>guy acts like a massive faggot
>replies to multiple posts in one post
Every time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:17:18 No.87341201 Report

Quoted By:

>>87341164
Because I like to discuss Homestuck.
>>87341157
>I hate Davekat
>Yes!
>Me too!
>Yes!
>Good discussion!
>I hate Davekat!
>>87341173
""""""""""obsessively""""""""
And, sorry, there's such an animalistic reaction to whenever people tell you how repetitive and vapid your posts are. Autistic obsessions only go so far when discussing a topic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:17:56 No.87341210 Report

Quoted By: >>87341226 >>87341228 >>87341278 >>87341303 >>87341311

Okay assholes

Ignore the thread derailment davekat police and discuss how Hussie turned John and Terezi into main characters.

>both have issues
>John may act like a hero and go alone against Caliborn
>Terezi still looking for Vriska
>everyone else is happy with their lives (even Karkat for some reason)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:18:07 No.87341211 Report

Quoted By:

>>87341186
You mean Jade "Impregnation or decapitation" Harley?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:18:20 No.87341214 Report

Quoted By:

>>87341199
>People get super butthurt over something inane.
>Responds to posts in bulk for efficiency.
The problem is.....?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:19:20 No.87341226 Report

Quoted By: >>87341242

>>87341210
Terezi was always a main character, at least in terms of trolls.
Also is Karkat REALLY happy? He never looks happy, he's pissed off in most of the images, and he's mortal and at most sharing Dave with another person.
He seems to be suffering a lot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:19:23 No.87341227 Report

Quoted By:

>>87341143
Shit tastes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:19:25 No.87341228 Report

Quoted By:

>>87341210
I really wish terezi wouldn't look for vriska, their interactions should have ended when doomed terezi and skrillex!vriska met in the dreambubbles

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:19:33 No.87341232 Report

Quoted By: >>87341244

>>87338103
It is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:20:22 No.87341242 Report

Quoted By: >>87341256

>>87341226
Old Karkat would be ashamed to learn new Karkat is just an accessory

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:20:25 No.87341244 Report

Quoted By: >>87341409

>>87341232
This doesn't exactly look real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:21:23 No.87341256 Report

Quoted By:

>>87341242
He's not an accessory, accessories are worth something.
He's worse, he's irrelevant. His one thing was taken over by Dave and Jade, he doesn't even get a house to himself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:22:59 No.87341278 Report

Quoted By: >>87341287 >>87341355

>>87341210
Terezi is never going to be relevant. She may play a part, but it's going to be a small one. The Betas and Vriska are going to be in the black hole, or on the other side, or whatever, and that's where everything important is going to take place.

Karkat could have relevance if shit starts going down in Universe C, but expecting Karkat to be relevant is never a good bet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:23:44 No.87341287 Report

Quoted By: >>87341310

>>87341278
>Karkat could have relevance if shit starts going down in Universe C
Like what? He's mortal, he doesn't do anything, he's not even a very good Player.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:24:34 No.87341303 Report

Quoted By:

>>87341210
>Ignore the thread derailment davekat police
I regret derailing but the sentiment stays the same. Thank you for saving the thread, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:24:57 No.87341310 Report

Quoted By: >>87341325 >>87341354

>>87341287
Well if the betas go missing, he'll be the sole leader of the troll kingdom.
Which will mean they all move offworld (seen when Dadborn destroys a troll planet) when negotiations break down, and the non-humans slowly die off, setting the stage for Homestuck's sequel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:25:00 No.87341311 Report

Quoted By:

>>87341210
Also, John doesn't go alone, we literally see him take the kids with him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:25:10 No.87341313 Report

Quoted By:

>>87338899
I like your chart. Good job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:26:06 No.87341325 Report

Quoted By: >>87341335

>>87341310
What is this about Homestuck's sequel?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:26:23 No.87341328 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:27:07 No.87341335 Report

Quoted By: >>87341360

>>87341325
HOmestuck has confirmed to be getting a TV show by multiple sources.
All we know is that
>It's a sequel
>It involves the kid's kids or descendants as protagonists
>Dante Basco is involved
>it'll suck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:29:17 No.87341354 Report

Quoted By: >>87341362

>>87341310
So even at the end Karkat ends up alone because his two owners leave him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:29:22 No.87341355 Report

Quoted By:

>>87341278
>Terezi is never going to be relevant.
But she is. She even helped John out with the retcon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:29:59 No.87341360 Report

Quoted By: >>87341382 >>87341405 >>87341635

>>87341335
What if it's animated by Studio Trigger?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:30:19 No.87341362 Report

Quoted By:

>>87341354
He SHOULD be alone at this point. His romantic options, his good romantic options, are gone or retconned their relationships away.
Let him rule as the troll king then fuck some teal concubines later in life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:31:56 No.87341382 Report

Quoted By:

>>87341360
i wish

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:32:00 No.87341383 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:34:32 No.87341400 Report

Quoted By:

>>87341143

>any dots in the Callie meter
>more than one dot in the callie meter

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:34:41 No.87341405 Report

Quoted By: >>87341416 >>87341635

>>87341360
Mako is Lord English CONFIRMED

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:35:04 No.87341409 Report

Quoted By:

>>87341244
But it is. Poser /is/ waifu poser.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poser

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:36:02 No.87341416 Report

Quoted By: >>87341437 >>87341466

>>87341405
Is this implying she's retarded or that her body just makes her brain irrelevant in power?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:38:10 No.87341437 Report

Quoted By: >>87341447

>>87341416
Retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:39:50 No.87341447 Report

Quoted By: >>87341460

>>87341437
I never got the impression she was stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:41:10 No.87341460 Report

Quoted By: >>87341467

>>87341447
Well she was.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:41:15 No.87341462 Report

Quoted By: >>87341480

>>87339056
>Apart from Porrim. She's functionally a 0, but fuckdamn I was thrilled by the terrible people on Tumblr viewing her as some sort of 'take THAT!' against them
Why did they see her as a "take THAT"? She talks about gender on Alternia and the narrative does not frame her as a fool, unlike Kankri.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:41:35 No.87341466 Report

Quoted By:

>>87341416
She's Anime Tom Bombadil. She could do anything if only she gave a fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:41:38 No.87341467 Report

Quoted By: >>87341487

>>87341460
How?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:42:40 No.87341480 Report

Quoted By: >>87341807

>>87341462
>She talks about gender on Alternia and the narrative does not frame her as a fool, unlike Kankri.
This is debateable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:43:17 No.87341487 Report

Quoted By: >>87341500

>>87341467
Every line she has in the show. Also she has a 0 in brain power. Come on man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:44:18 No.87341500 Report

Quoted By: >>87341532

>>87341487
I still didn't think she was stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:44:32 No.87341504 Report

Quoted By: >>87341516 >>87341524

>>87338776
>>87338821
She coddled the troll race as empress leading to, essentially, the entire comic.

Like most important things Hussie writes it happens entirely off screen. Thank god we got another Kanaya and Rose scene though, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:45:20 No.87341516 Report

Quoted By: >>87341538

>>87341504
>She coddled the troll race as empress leading to, essentially, the entire comic.
Beforus didn't cause Alternia...?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:45:50 No.87341524 Report

Quoted By:

>>87341504
Isn't it all Vriska's fault? That's what Jade: Enter implies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:46:16 No.87341532 Report

Quoted By: >>87341541 >>87341569

>>87341500
The creators of the show think you are wrong.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:47:08 No.87341538 Report

Quoted By: >>87341557

>>87341516

It did though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:47:21 No.87341541 Report

Quoted By: >>87341569

>>87341532
Yeah, I know. But I think writers have a habit of making "dumb" characters seem less dumb than they're supposed to- or just overdoing it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:48:22 No.87341557 Report

Quoted By: >>87341588 >>87341653

>>87341538
How?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:49:16 No.87341569 Report

Quoted By: >>87341583 >>87341635

>>87341541
>>87341532
Mako is a fucking moron who basically has super powers because of how amazingly stupid she is

It's not a bad thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:50:03 No.87341583 Report

Quoted By: >>87341621

>>87341569
I hope I'm that stupid and just don't realize it yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:50:14 No.87341588 Report

Quoted By: >>87341610

>>87341557
Did you read the comic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:51:32 No.87341610 Report

Quoted By:

>>87341588
I forget a shit ton of stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:52:09 No.87341621 Report

Quoted By: >>87341635 >>87341642

>>87341583
Do you have an edgelord girl and best boy in love with you?

Are you good at punching things? Can you catch bullets with your hand?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:53:10 No.87341635 Report

Quoted By: >>87341657 >>87341658

>>87341569
>>87341621
>>87341405
>>87341360
The more I think about it the better Trigger is for a Homestuck show. They seem prime for Acts 1-5 general wackiness

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:53:34 No.87341642 Report

Quoted By:

>>87341621
No, but I did have coconut hair for most of my childhood.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:54:08 No.87341653 Report

Quoted By: >>87341677

>>87341557
The Trolls lost SGRUB hard because they were coddled shits, a deal was made that lead to the Scratch and Doc Scratch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:54:32 No.87341657 Report

Quoted By: >>87341708

>>87341635
>Acts 1-5 general wackiness
You mean the only acts worth animating?

With a Spades Slick spinoff, of course.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:54:36 No.87341658 Report

Quoted By: >>87341708

>>87341635
Don't leave Act 6 out of it, Anon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:55:38 No.87341677 Report

Quoted By: >>87341726

>>87341653
>a deal was made that lead to the Scratch and Doc Scratch.
What was this specifically?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:57:39 No.87341708 Report

Quoted By: >>87341750

>>87341658
>>87341657
Act 6? Isn't that one of fancomics?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:58:12 No.87341726 Report

Quoted By: >>87341771 >>87341773

>>87341677
Nah, they unintentionally did that.

Didn't Echidna tell Aranea about the Scratch?

>yfw Echidna is actually evil

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 14:59:08 No.87341750 Report

Quoted By:

>>87341708
It's just the tipping point for Homestuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:00:07 No.87341771 Report

Quoted By:

>>87341726
Yes, it was the deal they made. It was very intentional.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:00:10 No.87341773 Report

Quoted By: >>87341979

>>87341726
Please explain yourself about all of this. I'm so confused.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:00:41 No.87341780 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340789

As a texan I can tell you "knockers" is perfectly acceptable term.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:02:27 No.87341807 Report

Quoted By: >>87341831

>>87341480
Where do you think the narrative might be doing that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:03:40 No.87341831 Report

Quoted By:

>>87341807
The fact that it kind of makes no sense in general.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:08:49 No.87341899 Report

Quoted By: >>87342063

>no subject
>453 replies
Bravo janitors

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:15:53 No.87341979 Report

Quoted By: >>87342018

>>87341773

IN order:

The Beforan trolls are too incompetent due to how soft Beforus has made them to progress - Incapable of playing the game, properly beating monsters. It's also implied Damara was sabotaging them.
Aranea is made by her sessionmates to learn how to delete the universe and cause the scratch. This breaks Aranea a little bit, and sets up her future fall.
They make a deal with a guardian entity (Who they do not know is Lord English's herald) to ensure that the Alternian trolls succeed.
Doc Scratch makes Alternia a hellscape where only the strong survive, but are capable of winning Sgrub.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:17:23 No.87342002 Report

Quoted By: >>87342135

Hussie just didn't like Feferi for some reason, I guess you have to be an evil psychopath to be liked by Hussie but only if you're a girl. Eridan is bad because idk

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:18:30 No.87342018 Report

Quoted By: >>87342081

>>87341979
Wait, so the Alphas scratched the Beta trolls? I thought the Betas just scratched the entire thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:21:52 No.87342063 Report

Quoted By:

>>87341899
Subject is Homestuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:23:02 No.87342081 Report

Quoted By: >>87342092

>>87342018

The timeline for comic 'existence' is as follows:

1) Beforus session, fucks up, scratches to create:
2) Alternian session, succeeds, creates new universe containing:
3) Beta Human session, fucks up, scratches to create Alpha human session
4) The Alpha human session is created.

When Aranea says she is 8illions of sweeps old, she's not kidding. She's been 'alive' for the lifespan of three universes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:23:47 No.87342092 Report

Quoted By: >>87342124

>>87342081
Ah, OK, I guess that was literally my only misconception. Thanks, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:24:24 No.87342097 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340660
>>87340678
>>87340925
delicious bait. got more?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:26:22 No.87342123 Report

Quoted By: >>87342152 >>87342180 >>87342800 >>87342908

what happened to Davepeta and Jasperose and the other sprites that arent't GcaTarvos?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:26:23 No.87342124 Report

Quoted By: >>87342134

>>87342092

Oh, and sometime after the Alpha Human session is created, the Cherub session is created.We don't know what causes it, just that Caliborn/Calliope was someone on the ruins of what I believe is the Earth from the Alpha Session? Or possibly the Troll Planet from Universe C?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:27:04 No.87342134 Report

Quoted By:

>>87342124
They could just find the game on the old planet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:27:08 No.87342135 Report

Quoted By: >>87342147

>>87342002
Feferi wasn't fat enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:27:44 No.87342147 Report

Quoted By: >>87342170 >>87342179 >>87342280

>>87342135
ITS A VISUAL COMIC

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:28:11 No.87342152 Report

Quoted By: >>87342189

>>87342123

We don't know. Hopefully, they fuck off and never resurface.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:28:45 No.87342158 Report

Quoted By:

someone just fucking krill me wwhat are you wwaiting for

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:29:31 No.87342170 Report

Quoted By:

>>87342147
So we saw how she wasn't fat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:29:50 No.87342179 Report

Quoted By: >>87342197

>>87342147

But Anon, that's an unfair lack of representation of muslims. :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:29:51 No.87342180 Report

Quoted By: >>87342189

>>87342123
We still don't even know what happened to the lussus sprites.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:30:33 No.87342189 Report

Quoted By: >>87342208 >>87342223

>>87342152
I want Jasprose back just a bit.
>>87342180
Didn't they all die?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:31:00 No.87342197 Report

Quoted By:

>>87342179
YOU CAN SEE THE FUCKING KEBAB.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:32:14 No.87342208 Report

Quoted By: >>87342220

>>87342189
The lussus died and were then prototyped. We haven't seen them and they haven't really been mentioned since Act 5.1

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:33:05 No.87342220 Report

Quoted By:

>>87342208
I meant, didn't all the sprites die? I knew Equius' did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:33:15 No.87342223 Report

Quoted By: >>87342251

>>87342189

Jasprose might've been funny, if not for the big problem with the character, which was it turned pre-retcon Rose into a joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:35:16 No.87342251 Report

Quoted By:

>>87342223
I was kind of fine with that. Just a bit.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:37:15 No.87342280 Report

Quoted By: >>87342333

>>87342147
we saw that feferi's dream self was skinnier than her waking self. And it was her dreamself that got bisected by the demon.
So, we're left with the fat one. Who still isn't fat enough for Hussie to care about.

SKRUB

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SKRUB Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:39:40 No.87342328 Report

Quoted By: >>87342642 >>87343821

for those of you that were interested. for those who still dont know, i made a tabletop game so could play sburb with my friends, and then i wrote it down so anybody else who wanted to play could as well

http://skrub-ttrpg.tumblr.com/post/152511487056/skrub-the-tabletop-creation-myth-pre-alpha-is

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:40:12 No.87342333 Report

Quoted By:

>>87342280
>So, we're left with the fat one.
Talksprite. That's really all there is say anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:42:56 No.87342370 Report

Quoted By: >>87342381

>jane and feferi are boring
>turned to fat by fanbase
What did they mean by this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:44:02 No.87342381 Report

Quoted By:

>>87342370
Fat people have awful personalities.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:47:10 No.87342441 Report

Quoted By:

>kids make a world with all races to coexist
>at some point between the 5000 years the kids were gone the races decide to segregate themselves from each other
what did Hussie mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:54:05 No.87342542 Report

Quoted By:

Jade "Feed a litter" Harley
Jade "Twin Peaks" Harley
Jade "Genetically gifted" Harley
Jade "fucking frodo and his manparty would come across me" Harley
Jade "Every girl is jealous" Harley
Jade "Just try to take your eyes off those, you can't" Harley
Jade "Implication of huge tits between the quote marks" Harley
Jade "This stupid meme needs to end" Harley

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:56:18 No.87342592 Report

Quoted By:

why are black people so loud :o

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 15:59:53 No.87342642 Report

Quoted By:

>>87342328
> new Sburb rpg
well at least you've got more than just combat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 16:04:05 No.87342711 Report

Quoted By:

Jade "I love Jade, but she needs to fucking die" Harley

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 16:05:55 No.87342730 Report

Quoted By: >>87342860

>>87340639
>kanaya
>boob

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 16:09:07 No.87342783 Report

Quoted By: >>87342875

What are the differences between pre and post retcon beta kids?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 16:10:20 No.87342800 Report

Quoted By:

>>87342123
Jasprose killed herself after rose and kanayas wedding

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 16:14:49 No.87342860 Report

Quoted By:

>>87342730
didn't you get the memo?
Space players are Stacked

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 16:15:56 No.87342875 Report

Quoted By: >>87342940 >>87343010 >>87343036

>>87342783
>Pre
John is our John
Dave had a love triangle thing going on with Terezi and Karkat, he also hated Karkat and Karkat hated him.
Rose was an alcoholic and had a pretty shitty relationship with Kanaya because of this, she ends up being prototyped in the post retcon into Jasperose
Jade, this Jade went Grimbark and died

Post
this John dies during the 3 year time skip along with his Davesprite, pre retcon John replaces him
Dave, with Vriska around Terezi never gets with Dave and Gamzee, leaving Karkat not mad at Dave, meaning they go gay for some reason
Rose, Vriska stops her from being an alcoholic and her relationship with Kanaya never suffers. that's it
Jade, with her John and Davesprite dead she spends the 3 year time skip only with Grandma and the consorts. she still goes Grimbark i think, but doesn't die and is saved

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 16:16:09 No.87342881 Report

Quoted By: >>87342891 >>87342896 >>87343439 >>87343594

What's your opinion on Terezi?

Good character?
Slut?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 16:16:42 No.87342891 Report

Quoted By:

>>87342881
Both.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 16:17:01 No.87342896 Report

Quoted By:

>>87342881
good slut

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 16:18:01 No.87342908 Report

Quoted By: >>87342919

>>87342123
Davepeta is at the Lord English fight dying with everyone else.

Who gives a fuck about Jasprose honestly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 16:18:53 No.87342919 Report

Quoted By:

>>87342908
>Who gives a fuck about Jasprose honestly.
People with sensible dicks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 16:20:18 No.87342940 Report

Quoted By:

>>87342875
>, he also hated Karkat and Karkat hated him.
They were just in a friendly competition. There was no serious resentment.

Also, Rose still went alcoholic but was stopped early.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 16:25:31 No.87343010 Report

Quoted By: >>87343051 >>87343055

>>87342875
>Rose, Vriska stops her from being an alcoholic and her relationship with Kanaya never suffers. that's it
>Retcons actual drama instead of even trying to explore it
Andrew "The Hack" Hussie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 16:27:16 No.87343036 Report

Quoted By: >>87343083

>>87342875
Can you please do a summarization of the kids before Act 6?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 16:28:08 No.87343051 Report

Quoted By: >>87344051

>>87343010

>Dave 'I refuse to be a hero' Strider
retcon
>TIME TO BE A HERO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 16:28:29 No.87343055 Report

Quoted By: >>87343103

>>87343010
to be fair in a comic about multiverses, time travel, and so much lore
exploring addiction is boring

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 16:30:47 No.87343083 Report

Quoted By: >>87343148

>>87343036
Act 5
John was crushing on Vriska, lots of people didn't like his character here because he wasn't like John from Act 1-4
Dave was always talking with Terezi and gave up on his perosnal quest so Davesprite picked up the pieces
Rose went Grimdark for some reason and never plays the rain
Jade is Jade

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 16:31:56 No.87343103 Report

Quoted By:

>>87343055

I'd say a bigger problem with Rose is she had three very interesting dangling plot hooks that went nowhere post Cascade:
>Play the rain
>Bargains with horrorterrors
>Trying to disrupt Sburb's cycle of destruction

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 16:35:12 No.87343148 Report

Quoted By: >>87343227

>>87343083
Now do Act 1-4, brah

>Jade is Jade
Bullshit, Hussie was actually trying to turn her from a mary sue to a legit character.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 16:40:17 No.87343227 Report

Quoted By: >>87343302

>>87343148
the kids actually have chemistry with each other and aren't only talking to 1 character for long spans of time. most of the time they're either figuring stuff out themselves or helping each other, rather than a single troll telling them what to do
John is a dork and a goof ball who gets mad easily, rather than whatever he was in Act 5
Dave is ironic kid who seems cool and sure of himself when talking with others, but fucks up a lot when he's doing stuff himself. he's pretty much the same in Act 5, except he actually communicates with other characters than just Terezi
Rose is snarky and cute and has her own personality, rather than Kanaya's crush
Jade is a mary sue who's silly and cute and has no problems. she didn't really get that good until Karkat starts talking with her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 16:45:12 No.87343302 Report

Quoted By:

>>87343227
>Rose is snarky and cute and has her own personality, rather than Kanaya's crush
She still had personality up to the end of the story.

Hussie just didn't use any of the potentially interesting plot points that he kept tossing at her and then ignoring.

>She wants to get her cat back and then she does and then she ignores the cat it doesn't matter

>So she needs to play the rain and I decided I didn't want to bother

>So she goes crazy with magical power which leads to a suicidal fight with Noir which I skipped over because I decided I didn't have enough time, anyway, who's ready for several six month hiatuses in a row?

>Okay so now she's an alcoholic because of her relationship with her mother but anyway a retcon happened and she just makes up with her mom

Rose still had personality throughout, it just didn't matter like none of the other characters' personalities mattered.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 16:49:39 No.87343370 Report

Quoted By:

>>87340566
Plot twist: John is the third wheel.

He, directly or not, causes Gamzee to take care of Caliborn.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 16:53:23 No.87343421 Report

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>>87339806
Thanks for the free fap material friend.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 16:54:12 No.87343439 Report

Quoted By:

>>87342881
Cute!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 17:02:11 No.87343571 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 17:03:32 No.87343594 Report

Quoted By:

>>87342881
A good character if she doesn't end up with Scourgecest.
Otherwise, disappointing character if she does. And it seems Hussie is going to do the former.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 17:04:18 No.87343608 Report

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 17:08:13 No.87343674 Report

Quoted By: >>87343877

was it worth it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 17:11:07 No.87343741 Report

Quoted By:

>>87338588

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 17:15:18 No.87343821 Report

Quoted By:

>>87342328
I almost thought you were talking out of your ass last summer. I'll check it out.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 17:18:51 No.87343877 Report

Quoted By:

>>87343674
What exactly do you mean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 17:25:46 No.87343971 Report

Quoted By: >>87343996 >>87344061 >>87344624

Why is so much recent fanart of Rose fat? I can deal with black, but we've seen Rose's body type in Hero Mode numerous times. She's borderline goddamn anorexic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 17:26:55 No.87343992 Report

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Can someone make a thread after this one dies? Shit, there is so much shit to discuss.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 17:27:16 No.87343996 Report

Quoted By: >>87344061

>>87343971

>forgot my picture

also what's with the weird splotches that are appearing all over

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 17:30:20 No.87344051 Report

Quoted By:

>>87343051
Even in Act 5 he was like "guess I'm supposed to do that"

And he did want to go on the suicide mission instead of Rose and was pretty pissed by her taking him out

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 17:30:51 No.87344054 Report

Quoted By:

>according to mspabooru, this is Rose

HOW. She shares literally 0 features.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 17:31:12 No.87344061 Report

Quoted By:

>>87343971
>>87343996
Lesbians have to be as ugly as possible or men will fap to them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 17:34:17 No.87344118 Report

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At what point do these people admit they're not drawing the character anymore?

We need a name for Homestuck fanart that doesn't even resemble the characters.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 17:39:44 No.87344208 Report

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Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 17:52:37 No.87344419 Report

Quoted By:

>The only reason you play this game is if you want to. But this game is different then other games you play for fun. Most other games, they tell a specific story, impart a set experience for the people playing. But Sburb has no predetermined experience, instead, it has the players set up the game, and create the experience for themselves. That's why there are so many things that are based off what the players want; their weapons and attire, their guide, hell even the final boss is chosen by them. And it's why there is only a loose set of rules for the plot, because Sburb isn't meant to tell a specific story, it's a space and time for a group of people to tell their own story, for them to stand in the spotlight or hide in the shadows, to dream of possibilities, to react to the problems happening, to enjoy themselves, to take it seriously, to make friends and care about the things that happen, to experience new things, to make choices and to be themselves.
I like the way you think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 17:54:28 No.87344448 Report

Quoted By:

post BIG FAT CAT TATS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Oct 2016 18:03:45 No.87344624 Report

Quoted By:

>>87343971
>hero mode
So when did they stop being "self-insert almost everything*" characters?

*Eye color, and if you stretch it enough, hair.

Anonymous

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