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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 02:51:15 2016 No.87236670 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>87236743 >>87236757 >>87236794 >>87236847 >>87242286

What did John Byrne mean by this?

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 02:54:06 No.87236743 Report

Quoted By: >>87236819

>>87236670

He meant Jack Kirby was a cuck.

Also, Eff Jack Kirby for wanting his precious art back.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 02:54:32 No.87236757 Report

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>>87236670
now where the porn recreations at tho?

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 02:56:29 No.87236794 Report

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>>87236670
Is this axel brauns latest project?

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 02:58:19 No.87236819 Report

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>>87236743
Please tell me Darkseid has hidden camera fap footage of this barracks bath.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 02:59:35 No.87236847 Report

Quoted By: >>87236961

>>87236670
Byrne is definitely a pedophile, right?

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 02:59:48 No.87236851 Report

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>>87236819
he wouldn't need to hide them

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:00:58 No.87236880 Report

Quoted By: >>87237002

For some odd reason John Byrne had this weird fixation about Superman fucking New Goddesses.

In the Pre-Nu52 continuity there's this porno that was never made between him and Big Barda, he was sexually abused by Amazing Grace when he was in WarWorld and so on.

He also married the Dreamer in John Byrne's Generations Elseworlds book.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:03:44 No.87236931 Report

Quoted By: >>87236990

>>87236819

Darkseid has softcore videos of naked Big Barda and a sex tape of her and Superman Fucking.

This is actually in canon... er... was in Post-crisis canon. No idea what the status is of Barda's sex tape in nu52.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:05:29 No.87236961 Report

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>>87236847
Yes, but I'm not sure how you drew that conclusion from the OP image.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:06:46 No.87236990 Report

Quoted By: >>87237416 >>87244612

>>87236931

Actually, Sleeze found and kidnapped Big Barda first and did a bunch of pornos with her. She was easily corruptible.

Then Sleeze thought it would be great if he had Superman under his control. Imagine a porno with motherfucking Superman? But when he managed to catch Superman and place him in the bed with Big Barda to start shooting the new porno, Superman actually managed to resist the corruption long enough for Mister Miracle to show up and save his wife.

So... Superman escaped, but Big Barda probably did lots of gang-bangs vids with black guys.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:07:22 No.87237002 Report

Quoted By: >>87237061

>>87236880
>never made

wait, I thought that it DID get made

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:08:05 No.87237019 Report

Quoted By: >>87237047 >>87237961 >>87244370

>>87236794

You know what, I think I'm going to post the Superman Sex Tape! And there's nothing the janitor's can do about it BWAHAHAHA!

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:09:06 No.87237047 Report

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>>87237019

Haven't actually read this. so I'm blind as you guys are. But i've fapped to Superman... uhm I mean Big Barda just as much as you have.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:09:36 No.87237061 Report

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>>87237002

Nope. Superman managed to resist long enough for him and Big Barda to be rescued.

But Big Barda did indeed fall prey to Sleeze and did a bunch of pornos for him beforehand. It was thanks to one of those pornos, which Darkseid acquired somehow, that Mister Miracle found out what was happening to his wife, because Darkseid came to his home and played a porno Big Barda had done for him.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:09:42 No.87237062 Report

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>>87237047

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:10:23 No.87237074 Report

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>>87237062
Darkseid is king of sitting.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:11:01 No.87237088 Report

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>>87237074

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:11:48 No.87237097 Report

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>>87237088
The Sex Tape!

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:12:31 No.87237114 Report

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>>87237097

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:13:56 No.87237134 Report

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>>87237114

Funky Grossman. When will he get his nu52 debut?

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:14:02 No.87237139 Report

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I've never read Byrne Superman... is it as good as his FF and X-Men runs?

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:14:35 No.87237148 Report

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>>87237134

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:16:10 No.87237172 Report

Quoted By: >>87237186 >>87238432

>>87237148

>>87237139
I enjoy it. It's 80's comics so be prepared for some clunkiness and random fetishes suddenly appearing (like this issue) but Byrne is the person who made Clark real. Before Byrne it was Superman who was the real person and Clark his disguise.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:16:24 No.87237177 Report

Quoted By: >>87237191 >>87237314 >>87248512

Do you think Darkseid fucked Mary Marvel?

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:16:53 No.87237186 Report

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>>87237172

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:17:17 No.87237191 Report

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>>87237177

I know he fucked Supergirl in Jeph Loeb's Superman/Batman run.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:17:26 No.87237197 Report

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:17:59 No.87237204 Report

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>>87237197

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:18:39 No.87237220 Report

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>>87237204

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:18:54 No.87237221 Report

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>>87237204
That went well

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:19:18 No.87237230 Report

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>>87237204

I've seen the xxx parodies, Superman is more then a cold fish. Especially with Batman and Lex Luthor!

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:19:52 No.87237241 Report

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:20:32 No.87237256 Report

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:21:09 No.87237267 Report

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>>87237256

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:21:44 No.87237279 Report

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>>87237097
Wow, I'd heard about this but only people upset about Superman and her having sex on tape, not that she'd done multiple shootings already...

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:21:48 No.87237281 Report

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>>87237267

And here's some Barda tentacle action

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:22:26 No.87237295 Report

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>>87237281

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:23:06 No.87237314 Report

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>>87237177
Despite him having many children I cant really imagine darksied having relations with anyone he just seems so above that.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:23:08 No.87237315 Report

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Mind Control, Cuckoldry, Fisting a tentacle monster. This was way ahead of its time!

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:23:13 No.87237319 Report

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>>87237279
Really trying to make Big Barda and Superman fuck is the least offensive thing.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:23:25 No.87237324 Report

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>>87237256
So did they end up fucking or what?

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:23:27 No.87237325 Report

Quoted By: >>87237336 >>87237376 >>87237377 >>87237418

>>87237295
>>87237279

It's even worse when you realize that Barda was modeled after Jack Kirby's wife. And Byrne Really didn't like Jack Kirby. IMO this issue was created out of spite.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:24:01 No.87237336 Report

Quoted By: >>87237362 >>87237364 >>87237397 >>87237491 >>87249408

>>87237325

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:24:19 No.87237344 Report

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>>87237295
>Use super smell in a steaming sewer
That will go well, Superman. Also,
>That sticky white substance on Big Barda's hand

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:25:12 No.87237362 Report

Quoted By: >>87237394

>>87237336

And That's it. Now you can say you read the Superman Sex Tape comic.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:25:20 No.87237364 Report

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>>87237336
lol Byrne obviously wanted the reader to imagine Supes fucking Barda, strongly implied

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:25:43 No.87237376 Report

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>>87237325

Byrne doing a comic outta spite! unbelievable

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:25:43 No.87237377 Report

Quoted By: >>87237418 >>87237468 >>87238375

>>87237325
I thought he did like Kirby tho.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:26:35 No.87237394 Report

Quoted By: >>87237599

>>87237362

You should have done the previous issue beforehand, where Sleeze had Big Barda captured. There are pages of her dancing sensually for Sleeze's pleasure and shit like that.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:26:44 No.87237397 Report

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>>87237336
>The way they gaze into each other's eyes while clunkily exposing that the absolutely have no recollection of the matter, no siree
Mr. Miracle just KNOWS...

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:27:35 No.87237416 Report

Quoted By: >>87237483 >>87237624

>>87236990
The whole reason he got Superman in the first place is because no regular man could fuck Barda. He did shoot some solo stuff with her, masturbating I'm assuming.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:27:39 No.87237418 Report

Quoted By: >>87237463 >>87237497 >>87239985

>>87237325
>>87237377
I get the feeling not many people liked Kirby, most of his DC stuff seems pompous... even 4th world.

It's very weird and shitty at the same time... he's a great ideas guy but his books were downright shitty for even 1970s standards

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:29:37 No.87237463 Report

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>>87237418
>I get the feeling not many people liked Kirby.
>4th world was pompous.
>weird and shitty
Get outta here Byrne.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:29:49 No.87237468 Report

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>>87237377

Byrne was the company man. Kirby at the time was feuding with Lee and Marvel over who owned the original art for a bunch of classic comics. Byrne argued that Marvel owned them because he was paid well. Kirby argued the artists owned them because the artists needed the money of selling the original artwork.

Also, Byrne is a bit of a bully and Kirby was a bit of a beta.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:30:44 No.87237483 Report

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>>87237416

Well, that's a relief.

But she probably sucked Sleeze's cock or something, though.

Also, this whole idea that metas can only fuck other metas was really canon, huh?

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:31:07 No.87237489 Report

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I'm surpised Byrne didn't de-age Barda into a twelve year old.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:31:10 No.87237491 Report

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>>87237336
kekked

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:31:37 No.87237497 Report

Quoted By: >>87237664

>>87237418

People at DC resented that Kirby got to do his own books without editorial interferance, especially since his dialogue was rather juvenile (Remember, over at Marvel Lee was the one who did all the dialogue). But he wasn't hated. People generally like Kirby and thought he was sweet. Just sort of a milquetoast person in real life.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:31:59 No.87237500 Report

Quoted By: >>87237572 >>87243575

>>87237314
I know right. I was shocked when i realized he had kids. it was just...why would he even care?

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:34:24 No.87237558 Report

Quoted By: >>87237642

>>87237267
They even had a tentacle monster ready, that man was a visionary.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:35:12 No.87237572 Report

Quoted By: >>87239486

>>87237500

He needs kids because of the whole royal lineage thing, it makes the stories generational. But yeah, despite Orion being Darkseid's son I can't really imagine Darkseid having sex.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:36:13 No.87237599 Report

Quoted By: >>87237623

>>87237394

Ugh, yeah, this was the 2nd part. Didn't know about the first part. Should I do the first part too? It'll be out of order.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:37:00 No.87237617 Report

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>>87237097
Whose idea was this shit?

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:37:16 No.87237623 Report

Quoted By: >>87237696

>>87237599

Yes, please do the first part. Shit is pretty hot.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:37:17 No.87237624 Report

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>>87237416
Well, she does carry around a MEGA-ROD

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:38:27 No.87237642 Report

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>>87237558
Eh, Japs being doing that shit since the edo period.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:39:41 No.87237664 Report

Quoted By: >>87242247

>>87237497
>especially since his dialogue was rather juvenile (Remember, over at Marvel Lee was the one who did all the dialogue).

I'll take Kirby's dialogue over Lee's wall-of-text and constant exposition any day. I enjoyed New Gods, reading Marvel books from the 60s is torture.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:41:41 No.87237696 Report

Quoted By: >>87237705

>>87237623

Here's the first part. 591 is actually a pretty cool issue with post-crisis Superman and Superboy and the legion of Super-heroes.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:42:13 No.87237705 Report

Quoted By: >>87237716 >>87237820 >>87237827 >>87239857

>>87237696

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:42:47 No.87237716 Report

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>>87237705

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:43:27 No.87237731 Report

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>>87237716

Dick Suckable lips? You want Dick Suckable lips?

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:44:09 No.87237744 Report

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>>87237731

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:44:45 No.87237760 Report

Quoted By: >>87237836 >>87245199

>>87237744

Barda wants his Rod

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:45:20 No.87237771 Report

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>>87237744

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:45:53 No.87237778 Report

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:46:26 No.87237786 Report

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>>87237778

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:47:00 No.87237799 Report

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:47:49 No.87237809 Report

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>>87237799

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:48:18 No.87237820 Report

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>>87237705
>there will never be any hot Brazilian women who cosplay as Barda

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:48:22 No.87237821 Report

Quoted By: >>87237828

>>87237809

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:49:04 No.87237827 Report

Quoted By: >>87237843

>>87237705
>>87237716
Just like my Japanese hentais.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:49:04 No.87237828 Report

Quoted By: >>87237843

>>87237821

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:49:34 No.87237836 Report

Quoted By: >>87237864

>>87237760
Man, Barda cannot stop losing that Mega Rod. There was an issue of JLI in which some punk steals her car and the Mega Rod was in the trunk, because OBVIOUSLY.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:49:42 No.87237843 Report

Quoted By: >>87237853 >>87237869

>>87237828
>>87237827

Yeah, these two issues are really obvious fap fuel.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:50:15 No.87237853 Report

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>>87237843

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:50:32 No.87237864 Report

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>>87237836
Man, Giffen was so much better at this than Byrne was.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:50:55 No.87237869 Report

Quoted By: >>87237884 >>87245592

>>87237843

So you just made it through 5 pages of boring exposition. here's your reward, some really nice cheesecake.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:51:28 No.87237884 Report

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>>87237869

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:52:08 No.87237897 Report

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>>87237884

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:52:45 No.87237906 Report

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:53:26 No.87237919 Report

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:53:58 No.87237932 Report

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:54:32 No.87237941 Report

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>>87237932

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:54:55 No.87237953 Report

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>>87237906

So for Big Barda to go all "NO... NOT AGAIN..." after seeing Sleeze with her Mega Rod in his hands i assume that Sleeze has used her Mega Rod to shove it up her ass or something.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:55:22 No.87237961 Report

Quoted By: >>87237980 >>87238021

>>87237941

And feel free to go back to
>>87237019

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:56:32 No.87237976 Report

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>>87237932

>Now, Sleez, it is time for you to pay!
>Pay for the indignities which you heaped upon me in the past two days!

YUP, SLEEZ RAPED BARDA, ALRIGHT!

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:56:49 No.87237980 Report

Quoted By: >>87238034

>>87237961
Thanks anon.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:58:35 No.87238021 Report

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>>87237961
Thanks, anon. This certainly was a storytime to remember.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 03:59:18 No.87238034 Report

Quoted By: >>87238074 >>87238100 >>87238119

>>87237980

Thank John Byrne for being a pervert! Though has anyone every storytimed Byrne's Superman run? I'm tempted to do so next month.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 04:01:33 No.87238074 Report

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>>87238034
>I'm tempted to do so next month.
I fully support this.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 04:02:44 No.87238100 Report

Quoted By: >>87238196

>>87238034

If you want, i can give you the chronology n' shit.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 04:04:01 No.87238119 Report

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>>87238034
The Man of Steel is still my favorite Superman origin. That run is fucking great; go for it.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 04:08:11 No.87238196 Report

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>>87238100

Yeah, go ahead. It'll take me a bit to get the issues but I might start posting after Halloween.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 04:17:48 No.87238375 Report

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>>87237377
He admired Kirby as a kid, but the two of them clashed on certain aspects of office politics. Kirby and I think Gerber created a character called "Cogburn", basically used it to roast Byrne for siding with Lee on some policies. Byrne pretty much made this comic as revenge.

He does that a lot, along with his tendency towards hebephilia it's one of the reasons I avoid reading his work.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 04:18:50 No.87238391 Report

Quoted By: >>87245107

>>87237716
>that second thought bubble placement
Her vagina is thinking that second thought bubble?

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 04:21:07 No.87238432 Report

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>>87237172
>Elliot S! Maggin is the person who made Clark real.

Fixed that for you. Damnedest typo I've ever seen.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 05:19:19 No.87239486 Report

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>>87237572
doesn't he plan on living forever? why would he need a line of succession?

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 05:26:53 No.87239599 Report

Quoted By: >>87239916 >>87242292

The funny thing about John Byrne's run is that the comics started with Superman being a fucking playa.

Lana, Lois and Cat were fucking thirsty for his dick, Wonder Woman had wet-dreams about him and wanted to go on a date with him, he was raped by Amazing Grace and then almost did a porno with Big Barda.

There were more women wanting his dick, which i'm forgetting. Oh, yeah, Ice was thirsty as fuck in the JL comics.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 05:44:29 No.87239857 Report

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>>87237716
>>87237705
why was she in that slum?

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 05:48:45 No.87239916 Report

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>>87239599
>Lana, Lois and Cat were fucking thirsty for his dick
That wasn't too different from the Silver Age, when Lana and Lois were constantly fighting over who would get to marry Superman.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 05:50:29 No.87239939 Report

Quoted By: >>87239971 >>87240009

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 05:53:12 No.87239971 Report

Quoted By: >>87240061

>>87239939
What happens after this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 05:54:36 No.87239985 Report

Quoted By:

>>87237418
Reconsider your whole life bruh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 05:56:07 No.87240009 Report

Quoted By:

>>87239939
>She-Hulk Don't! your legal rights
kek'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 05:59:43 No.87240061 Report

Quoted By: >>87240091 >>87240115 >>87242197

>>87239971

She's paraded around butt ass naked throughout the complex. Dum-Dum Dugan tries to help her but he gets fired. The blonde guy holding the gun then later makes her strip asshole-naked again and does some private experiments with her. When She-Hulk breaks out he dies (I forget how).

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 06:01:33 No.87240091 Report

Quoted By: >>87240139

>>87240061
Can i get some proof?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 06:03:18 No.87240115 Report

Quoted By: >>87240139

>>87240061
Eyyyyyy gonna need some pages posted, bruv.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 06:05:21 No.87240139 Report

Quoted By: >>87240158 >>87240161 >>87240208 >>87240431

>>87240091
>>87240115

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 06:06:14 No.87240158 Report

Quoted By:

>>87240139
Baby, I'm gonna need some butt shots.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 06:06:25 No.87240161 Report

Quoted By: >>87240177 >>87240208

>>87240139

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 06:07:30 No.87240177 Report

Quoted By: >>87240208 >>87242355

>>87240161

Not gonna post the whole thing, but here was some nipple later in the issue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 06:10:18 No.87240208 Report

Quoted By:

>>87240139
>>87240161
>>87240177
Thanks /co/mrade.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 06:29:43 No.87240431 Report

Quoted By:

>>87240139
sexy as fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 06:34:17 No.87240481 Report

Quoted By:

>>87237820

Gracyanne Barbosa looks like Big Barda.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 06:38:11 No.87240539 Report

Quoted By: >>87241817 >>87242319

Remember when Byrne had an old Superman make out with a 14-year-old Lana Lang? Remember when he had Scarlet Witch suck Wonder Man's cock in front of the Avengers? Remember when he had Lex Luthor watch a video of an underage Lois Lane being strip searched? Remember when he had Sue Storm's and Reed Richards' romance begin when she was 8 and he was a full-fledged adult?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 07:27:49 No.87241150 Report

Quoted By:

>>87237114

(((Grossman)))

Did Byrne implied anything about who run the porn industry? He was a successful goy in heavily Jewish industry.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 08:17:43 No.87241787 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 08:20:08 No.87241817 Report

Quoted By: >>87242023

>>87240539
>Remember when he had Scarlet Witch suck Wonder Man's cock in front of the Avengers?
No I don't remember this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 08:22:32 No.87241849 Report

Quoted By: >>87247893

I wanna fuck Big Barda

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 08:35:06 No.87242023 Report

Quoted By:

>>87241817

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 08:47:39 No.87242176 Report

Quoted By:

>>87239916
>That wasn't too different from the Silver Age, when Lana and Lois were constantly fighting over who would get to marry Superman.

No, you're not getting it (but it's not your fault because the anon you responded partly screwed it up)

Lana, Lois, and Cat were attracted to CLARK just as much as Superman in the Byrne era. That was something that was unheard of in the Golden/Silver/Bronze era of Superman. In Lana's case it's because she knows Clark and Superman are the same person (and that's probably because Byrne preferred Superman hook up with Lana).

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 08:49:39 No.87242197 Report

Quoted By:

>>87240061
>When She-Hulk breaks out he dies (I forget how).

The blond SHIELD agent died because he got possessed by whatever entity it was that was crawling around.

Also, originally Byrne was going to end the book with She-Hulk and Wyatt in bed together but that got rejected.

Between the She-Hulk GN and the Action Comics arc it's ludicrous to have seen Byrne flip out over Bendis writing Luke Cage having sex in Alias.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 08:54:24 No.87242247 Report

Quoted By: >>87242343

>>87237664

New Gods is from the 70s though. By that point the dialog was more modern already at Marvel. 60s Marvel was written primarily for kids in mind until they realized they had a solid College audience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 08:57:39 No.87242286 Report

Quoted By: >>87242380

>>87236670
Byrne is a marvel guy, and the Marvel method involves cuckoldry

>Johnny Storm fucking Medusa(and even before that Maximus fucked her too)
>Namor keeps trying to fuck Sue and in most alternate universes he succeeds
>Mockingbird cheated on Hawkeye
>The whole Scott/Jean/Emma/Madeline fiasco
>Gwen Stacy lost her virginity to Norman Osborne. He even knocked her up
>Aunt May got knocked up by Ben's brother

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 08:57:57 No.87242292 Report

Quoted By:

>>87239599

Lori Lemaris wanted that dick since Clark was in college and accidentally figured out Clark had powers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 09:00:56 No.87242319 Report

Quoted By: >>87242331 >>87242353

>>87240539
>Remember when he had Sue Storm's and Reed Richards' romance begin when she was 8 and he was a full-fledged adult?

The fact that you blew a precious crush so out of proportion makes me doubt everything else in this post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 09:02:08 No.87242331 Report

Quoted By:

>>87242319
>precocious

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 09:03:44 No.87242343 Report

Quoted By:

>>87242247
Marvel dialogue continued to be shitty well into the 80s with few exceptions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 09:04:59 No.87242353 Report

Quoted By:

>>87242319
>precious crush
motherfucker that's straight up creepy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 09:05:03 No.87242355 Report

Quoted By:

>>87240177
HOLY SHIT YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE HER NIPPLES

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 09:07:44 No.87242380 Report

Quoted By: >>87243261

>>87242286
>Aunt May got knocked up by Ben's brother
You mean Uncle Ben knocked up Peter's Mother

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 09:09:09 No.87242387 Report

Quoted By:

more hypnosis in comics plz

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 10:35:27 No.87243261 Report

Quoted By:

>>87242380
Other way around, anon. The point was that Aunt May was Peter's real mom and Uncle Ben got cucked by his own brother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 11:05:00 No.87243575 Report

Quoted By:

>>87237500
Well he banged Kalibak's mom because they were truly in love. He wasn't the jaded evil hardass yet. He banged Orion's mom on his own mother's orders. When he became king he had her thrown in deepest hole he could find.

The rest of the kids are non canon and I don't give a fuck what Geoff Johns has to say about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 11:10:03 No.87243623 Report

Quoted By: >>87243657

>>87237114

>(((Grossman)))

I'm ready for /pol/ to stop being right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 11:12:31 No.87243657 Report

Quoted By:

>>87243623
Byrne is a /pol/ack

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 12:32:58 No.87244370 Report

Quoted By:

>>87237019
You sick freak!

... I'm game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 12:57:09 No.87244612 Report

Quoted By:

>>87236990
>So... Superman escaped
Good.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 13:00:12 No.87244642 Report

Quoted By:

What did Byrne mean by this also?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 13:34:47 No.87245070 Report

Quoted By:

>>87237097
So wait wait, it is canon that Barda, fuck of Scott Free, fucked other men on tape?

Seriously fuck you Byrne

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 13:37:03 No.87245107 Report

Quoted By:

>>87238391
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 13:41:59 No.87245199 Report

Quoted By:

>>87237760
>"only one man may touch big barda"
>barda respects herself and scott and her marriage
>has sex with multiple men on tape and perhaps even superman
kys byrne

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 14:10:20 No.87245592 Report

Quoted By:

>>87237869
At the least he has good taste.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 14:26:50 No.87245857 Report

Quoted By: >>87245974

>thart time Dan Slott went to his forums to defend Superior and Byrne started shitposting and ended up blocking him
Byrne's also a pedo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 14:33:51 No.87245974 Report

Quoted By:

>>87245857
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/John_Byrne

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 16:16:13 No.87247893 Report

Quoted By:

>>87241849
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 16:48:28 No.87248512 Report

Quoted By:

>>87237177
Bring back pure Mary please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Oct 2016 17:29:14 No.87249408 Report

Quoted By:

>>87237336
The definition of "mean-spirited." Whenever anyone asks how to know if something is mean-spirited, direct him to this comic.

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