It's halloween, you're trolling away at /co/ as usual and being anti-social when suddenly in a puff of smoke a sexy witch appears in your room.

>Staying in for the holiday, anon?
>I d-don't h-have a costume
>Oh is that all?

She waves her fingers and speaks a few mystic words, and a swirl of magic envelops you. When it clears, you've been transformed into a /co/ character in every way except the mind.

Who did you get turned into, anon?
What do you do next?