/co/mblr:ERMAHGERD, WE LOVE TEH GAY SHIPS BECAUSE WE LOVE GAYS, LIKE KORRASAMI, HARLEY X IVY, AND RUBY X SAPPHIRE, AND THESE F/F SHIPS SHOULD BE CANON BECAUSE REPRESENTATION!!
Me:That's not why you like them, and that's not why you want them.
/co/mblr:YES IT IS, YOU HOMOPHO-
Me:Longing, Rusted, Seventeen, Daybreak, Furnace, Nine, Benign, Homecoming, One, Freight Car. Why do you like and/or want these ships to be canon?
/co/mblr:We want fap material. That's all we want. We're a bunch of horny men/lesbians/bisexual women who find the thought of two attractive women making out or having sex sexually arousing, so we hide behind causes to give the allusion that we care about actual gay or bisexual people, and we put our shipping goggles on to see things that aren't really there. Hell, we don't even care if the characters are bi, so we'll just erase their bisexuality and call them "lesbians", because we just like the sound of the word.