Squirrel Girl: Derp derp derp derp
Mockingbird: Fuck off patriarchal shitlords!
Ms. Marvel: Islam is good guys!
Iron Man: Black girls rock!
Captain America: Sam Wilson: #BlackLivesMatter!
Nighthawk: #BlackLivesMatter and #FuckDaPolice!
Thor: Feminism is not a four letter word!
Moon Girl: Black toddlers are smarter than grown white men!
All-New X-Men: #LGBTQIAAP #IceDildo
Uncanny Inhumans: We X-Men now!
Hulk: Asian teenagers are better than white men!
Captain Marvel: Lesbians and big government!
Angela: Fuck MRAs and go trannies!
Uncanny Avengers: Let's just throw some shit together!
All-New Avengers:Only one fucking white male! And that's still too much!
New Avengers: We're her! We're queer!
Ultimates: Carol brings hot sauce wherever she goes!
SHIELD: Watch the show goddamit!
Amazing Spider-Man: Clonesclonesclonescolones!
Spider-Man: Boring black Spider-Man!
Hawkeye: Pathetic loser and young female intern!