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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 04:52:12 2016 No.86032446 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>86032502 >>86032598 >>86032610 >>86033019 >>86033635 >>86034273 >>86034933 >>86035022 >>86035200 >>86036321 >>86036474 >>86037293 >>86037435 >>86037757

I AM ZOLTRON, BOY OF THE FUTURE, GIVE ME A QUARTER AND I SHALL TELL YOU YOUR FORTUNE

THROBULATOR

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THROBULATOR Mon 05 Sep 2016 04:53:06 No.86032460 Report

Quoted By: >>86032489

I AM THROBULATOR! I AM A CREATURE OF PURE HEADACHE! YEEEEEEEEEEOW MY HEAD!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 04:54:25 No.86032489 Report

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>>86032460
WHAT DO YOU WISH TO KNOW, THROBULATOR?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 04:55:16 No.86032502 Report

Quoted By: >>86032607

>>86032446
Zoltron, will Batman finally do what needs to be done? Will the Joker finally get what's coming to him?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 04:56:07 No.86032523 Report

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HIS NAME WAS LOUD

LOUD KIDDINGTON

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

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Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Mon 05 Sep 2016 04:58:19 No.86032572 Report

Quoted By: >>86032661

Okay.

Lemme have it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 04:59:38 No.86032598 Report

Quoted By: >>86032661 >>86035236

>>86032446
*inserts plastic quarter* Hey Zoltron, where's the bathroom?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 04:59:51 No.86032601 Report

Quoted By: >>86032661 >>86037774

>*Inserts quarter*

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:00:02 No.86032607 Report

Quoted By: >>86032854

>>86032502
Zoltron fails to grap the meaning of what your saying. What does the joker have "cunming" to him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:00:10 No.86032610 Report

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>>86032446

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:02:10 No.86032661 Report

Quoted By: >>86032766

>>86032572
You will find love and happiness, but only if you get shmittweibermeinjenkins hat for me tonight. Zoltron gets thirsty sometimes. If you fail to do this i see analrape in your future.
>>86032598
CHEAPSKATE YOU WILL BE BLUNDERD BY COCKS IN YOUR ASS
>>86032601
You and your kind will suicide enmasse for being replaced by minions

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:06:45 No.86032766 Report

Quoted By: >>86032794

>>86032661

A shmittweiberme...what now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:07:34 No.86032794 Report

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>>86032766
He was number 1.....in BOOGIELAND

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:10:26 No.86032854 Report

Quoted By: >>86032907

>>86032607

Dammit Zoltron! This isn't the time for your games! We're talking about Justice! We're Talking about Gotham City here! Will Batman rape the Joker! Batman has a duty to do. Sometimes in life we have to make the hard choice. Will batman do his duty? Will he finally rape the Joker!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:12:39 No.86032907 Report

Quoted By: >>86034691

>>86032854
Zoltron thinks the commisioner has gone insane, possibly....LOONEY

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:15:36 No.86032979 Report

Quoted By: >>86033210

A quarter? Oh, that's one of those silver coins from Earth, I think I still have one from when I hosted a DreadZone campaign over there. That one was a fan favorite, too bad we had to retire it after we got a warning from some holdovers from a failed Gem colony. What a bunch of hags.

>*inserts a quarter*

What can do to make DreadZone the top program here in Solana? I'm already kidnapping heroes and pitting them against each other.

Hmm... Maybe kidnapping the same Gem hags that got my Earth campaign canned is good start. Viewers love a good cat fight!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:17:12 No.86033019 Report

Quoted By: >>86033210

>>86032446
Will I ever enjoy SU again?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:20:53 No.86033112 Report

Quoted By: >>86033210

How the fuck did this guy take over the world?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:23:55 No.86033156 Report

Quoted By: >>86033210

Zoltron, Take the day off, you need to get some robo ass before it gets cold again. Don't worry, I'll handle the fortunes myself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:26:12 No.86033190 Report

Quoted By: >>86033230 >>86033262 >>86033354

Will I finally rid the world of Ningens

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:27:47 No.86033210 Report

Quoted By: >>86033315

>>86032979
Zoltron thinks youd be succesful with child fights involving monsters and dan schnider. Also, you will have good luck if you brainwash your captured gems into sex slaves and give them to me, so i can think clearer and see the future better.
>>86033019
Yes
>>86033112
Fisting a donkey
>>86033156
Thank you "takes quarters" but zoltron enjoys his job of telling fortunes. No, if you have a hot sister zoltron could borrow for 15min to an hour.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:28:48 No.86033230 Report

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>>86033190
No piccolo, you wont

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:29:03 No.86033235 Report

Quoted By: >>86033257 >>86033259

*inserts a german mark*
Herr Zoltron, Vill Ich Konquer Europe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:30:40 No.86033257 Report

Quoted By: >>86033313

>>86033235
Yes, but only if focus on killing jews and ignore the us for the first two years of the war.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:30:45 No.86033259 Report

Quoted By: >>86033278

>>86033235
I see sadness in your future no matter what you do.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:30:53 No.86033262 Report

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>>86033190

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:31:42 No.86033278 Report

Quoted By: >>86033396

>>86033259
DONT STEAL ZOLTRONS JOB FROM ZOLTRON, I PREDICT AN ETERNITY OF ANALRAPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:33:22 No.86033313 Report

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>>86033257
Ach Ja, vill dü. Danke Zoltron!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:33:25 No.86033315 Report

Quoted By: >>86033415 >>86036009 >>86036552 >>86036967 >>86036989

>>86033210
Zoltron the future police are after you and will kill you unless you get your robot johnson in a girl, I hear /aco/ has some nice robochix, maybe bring me one.
For now, eight ball will answer the questions.
I'll start, 8-ball, should I buy a snack fruit pie?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:35:33 No.86033354 Report

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>>86033190
Yeah I too hate Ningens

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:38:09 No.86033396 Report

Quoted By: >>86033434

>>86033278

So Batman DOES rape the Joker! THANK YOU ZOLTRON! THANK YOU!

You don't know how hearing that warms my heart.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:39:47 No.86033415 Report

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>>86033315
ZOLTRON IS PORKING ROSIE THE ROBOT AS WE SPEAK, GTFO 8 BALL BEFORE ZOLTRON FILLS YOU TOO WITH HIS CYBERNETIC LOVE JUICE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:40:48 No.86033434 Report

Quoted By: >>86033533

>>86033396
Indeed he does, but hell need to practice on your tight elderly anus for two months prep time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:47:49 No.86033533 Report

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>>86033434

I've already been preparing for that moment for a long time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:49:26 No.86033562 Report

Quoted By: >>86033592 >>86034278

>He's actually telling people about the future.

Oh dear, I will have to notify Sigmund about this temporal anomaly...

Also, as a fellow robot I should warn you that telling people about their futures alters it drastically. If they follow your advice, then the futures they desire to obtain will not happen.

As why this occurs, it's simply to prevent further anomalies from occurring and damaging the fabric of spacetime to the point where the universe collapses in on itself. Isn't temporal physics a fascinating subject?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:51:49 No.86033592 Report

Quoted By: >>86033817

>>86033562
YOU SPEAK LIES, LEAVE YOU INSUFFERABLE GIR KNOCK OFF

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 05:55:09 No.86033635 Report

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>>86032446
>a quarter

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 06:06:51 No.86033817 Report

Quoted By: >>86034278

>>86033592

But sir, I am simply stating what other temporal physicists from across the universe have observed and recorded. If it was a lie then my processors would block that action and prevent me from saying it.

Hmm... After performing a few omniscans it seems that you have "told" the future to several members of the /co/ community, some of which are very powerful and VERY dangerous. I shall notify them of this fault immediately.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 06:17:18 No.86034019 Report

Quoted By: >>86034037 >>86034039

I beseech thee, o Zoltron. Will my waifu ever know happiness?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 06:18:20 No.86034037 Report

Quoted By:

>>86034019
Yes, but only after steven heals her with his cum

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 06:18:37 No.86034039 Report

Quoted By:

>>86034019
J-Jesus Christ those legs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 06:32:06 No.86034273 Report

Quoted By: >>86034284

>>86032446
Will I ever have a robot daughteru to love and cuddle?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 06:32:21 No.86034278 Report

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>>86033817
>>86033562

That strange little robot has a point! The future Zoltron told me didn't come true when I followed his advice!

You're on my list, Zoltron!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 06:32:38 No.86034284 Report

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>>86034273
Yes, but i call premadona on her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 07:03:33 No.86034691 Report

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>>86032907
Very looney

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 07:16:17 No.86034858 Report

Quoted By: >>86034990

Will Trump win the election Zoltron?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 07:22:29 No.86034933 Report

Quoted By: >>86034990

>>86032446
All yourst ZOLTRON
Now do your thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 07:28:11 No.86034990 Report

Quoted By: >>86035023

>>86034858
Yes
>>86034933
You shouldve stayed with ivy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 07:30:57 No.86035022 Report

Quoted By:

>>86032446
NO WAY!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 07:31:00 No.86035023 Report

Quoted By: >>86035059

>>86034990
Will Trump win the next election Zoltron?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 07:31:41 No.86035030 Report

Quoted By: >>86035059

I'm all ears, sir

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 07:33:16 No.86035059 Report

Quoted By: >>86035122

>>86035023
Maybe someday
>>86035030
Your gonna come over to zoltrons house and fill the void in his jeart. Zoltron is so lonely

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 07:38:31 No.86035122 Report

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>>86035059
I'll fill it with vodka, mate, it's with what I'm trying to fill mine.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 07:44:24 No.86035200 Report

Quoted By: >>86035332 >>86036062

>>86032446
You're in the wrong neighborhood boy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 07:46:44 No.86035236 Report

Quoted By:

>>86032598
idk why this made me laugh so fucking hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 07:53:31 No.86035332 Report

Quoted By:

>>86035200
BRING IT ON YOU TOWELHEAD GYPSIE FUCK, ZOLTRON WILL DESTROY YOU

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 08:48:54 No.86036009 Report

Quoted By: >>86036041 >>86037367

>>86033315
Will I ascend to godhood today?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 08:52:02 No.86036041 Report

Quoted By: >>86036284

>>86036009
ZOLTRON COMMANDS YOU TO IGNORE THE 8 BALL HACK, LEST YE BE CURSED WITH ETERNAL ANAL RAPE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 08:54:23 No.86036062 Report

Quoted By:

>>86035200
>Can only read minds.
>Zoltron knows the future.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 09:37:52 No.86036284 Report

Quoted By: >>86036390

>>86036041
The 8 ball has spoken.

You better bow to your new god now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 09:42:13 No.86036321 Report

Quoted By: >>86036390

>>86032446
Hi Voltron rip off

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 09:50:44 No.86036390 Report

Quoted By: >>86037553

>>86036284
ILL BREAK THEIR LEGS SO THEY ONLY BOW TO ZOLTRON, I AM THE ONE TRUE GOD HERE PEASENT
>>86036321
I AM A UNIQUE ORIGINAL CHARACTER DONUT STEEL THE ZOLTRON

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 09:59:43 No.86036474 Report

Quoted By: >>86036553

>>86032446
Will I stop being a pathetic degenerate unproductive hopeless outcast either by dying or getting a fucking life?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 10:08:05 No.86036552 Report

Quoted By:

>>86033315
my parent still love me 8ball plz tell me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 10:08:19 No.86036553 Report

Quoted By: >>86036651

>>86036474
Zoltron predicts youll get a life, but your gonna need to go out and make friends first

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 10:18:43 No.86036651 Report

Quoted By:

>>86036553
I wish I could Zoltron, I wish...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 11:00:56 No.86036967 Report

Quoted By:

>>86033315
Is my dick haunted?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 11:03:13 No.86036989 Report

Quoted By:

>>86033315
Am I gay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 11:41:31 No.86037293 Report

Quoted By: >>86037310

>>86032446
*inserts quarter* oh mighty and strangely sexy zoltron, will Peridot be confirmed best waifu?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 11:43:31 No.86037310 Report

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>>86037293
She is already zoltrons best waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 11:51:06 No.86037367 Report

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>>86036009
Dear God
Please can you make me rich?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 11:59:51 No.86037435 Report

Quoted By: >>86037488

>>86032446
Zoltron; will I ever find a life worth living? If not, will I ever find the courage to end it peacefully, quietly and painlessly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 12:06:05 No.86037488 Report

Quoted By:

>>86037435
Yes, but youll need to work hard for your dreams and find people to live for

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 12:14:01 No.86037553 Report

Quoted By: >>86037582

>>86036390
>Breaking the legs of a ball

I don't see that happening.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 12:16:44 No.86037582 Report

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>>86037553
Zoltron was referring to the accursed 8 balls cultists

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 12:38:04 No.86037757 Report

Quoted By: >>86037790

>>86032446
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 12:40:35 No.86037774 Report

Quoted By:

>>86032601
BUT
THEY
CAN
DANCE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 12:42:09 No.86037790 Report

Quoted By:

>>86037757
I left milk and cookies out for a giant red ape?!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 12:47:16 No.86037839 Report

Quoted By:

Zoltron, will Stevidot ever become canon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2016 12:56:49 No.86037946 Report

Quoted By:

O MIGHTY ZOLTRON!

Am I destined to relive my life, exactly as it was, over and over again in infinite regression?

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