I want girls and SJWs out of my comics
They're like a cancer that's infected the medium. No, that's not right - you can surgically remove a cancerous tumor or kill it with chemo/radiotherapy.
They're more insidious than that.
Comics were my sanctuary, my haven. Every Saturday I'd go down to my local comic book store and rap with the clerk there before going home to read the latest issues of my favourite characters. I was enraptured and enthralled. For a few hours a week, I was completely absorbed into the stories of the people that I cared about and connected with on a personal level.
Then women cam along and decided that it wasn't fair that we weren't spending that time grovelling at their feet and scraping for attention. So they decided that comics had to change to suit their needs and wants and fickle emotions and the people that I once trusted betrayed me and sold out in the hopes of getting some pussy.
From there it was simple market physics - once one group was able to apply enough pressure to have changes made, then another came along and another until now we've got a 15 year old black girl set to become the new Iron Man, Captain Marvel is a woman and Harley is the new ambassador for the entire fucking medium.
Never mind that the cinematic universes have allowed the infiltration of the most casual of casuals, all for the sake of appealing to new reader demographics and making a fucking buck.
This is probably what Caesar felt like when Brutus shanked him in the back.
And the absolute worst part is that there's not a goddamn thing I can do about it.