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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 09:35:17 2016 No.85047583 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>85047604 >>85047947 >>85060708 >>85076655 >>85108962 >>85123675 >>85123920 >>85123955 >>85125012

Edit Anon returns edition

I'm gonna keep making new edits while we talk about the books/comics.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 09:36:58 No.85047604 Report

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>>85047583
If you guys wouldn't mind dumping what I've already posted it would give me more time for more edits.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 09:37:38 No.85047611 Report

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>>85047604

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 09:38:11 No.85047612 Report

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>>85047611

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 09:38:32 No.85047615 Report

Quoted By: >>85047682 >>85049603 >>85054400 >>85072349 >>85078770 >>85133481

has anyone else read artemis fowl fanfiction

some if it's pretty great

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 09:39:03 No.85047620 Report

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>>85047612

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 09:40:17 No.85047631 Report

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>>85047620

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 09:41:16 No.85047643 Report

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 09:46:49 No.85047682 Report

Quoted By: >>85047851 >>85050195 >>85057645

>>85047615
I'm reading An unexpected turn of events.

I'm surprised the guy was able to make so many chapter of them just ...fucking.
Like, the plot of the story is them fucking.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 10:07:31 No.85047851 Report

Quoted By: >>85053082

>>85047682

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 10:19:44 No.85047947 Report

Quoted By: >>85048027

>>85047583
do a Bloodborne themed edit of the Butler vs Troll scene

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 10:29:53 No.85048027 Report

Quoted By: >>85048174

>>85047947
which outfit?
Classic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 10:46:02 No.85048174 Report

Quoted By: >>85048794

>>85048027
Yeah, just the standard hunter set is best

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 11:46:34 No.85048794 Report

Quoted By: >>85048870 >>85070111

>>85048174
here ya go

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 11:53:07 No.85048870 Report

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>>85048794
Kek, thank you anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 11:55:08 No.85048892 Report

Quoted By: >>85052292

ArtemisxHollyxJuliet OT3

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 12:00:10 No.85048934 Report

Quoted By: >>85048947

So uh... I've had a pretty full day. I'm tired so I'm gonna be heading off to bed.
Before I go I should mention that I've got the photoshop trial. With these newfound powers comes greater potential.
Before I go I'll leave you with something to look forward to.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 12:01:23 No.85048947 Report

Quoted By: >>85054437 >>85071280

>>85048934
psst. by the way, don't tell mods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 13:08:19 No.85049603 Report

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>>85047615
I read one that was a crossover with the MCU. It was pretty good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 13:53:50 No.85050195 Report

Quoted By: >>85050855

>>85047682
>guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 14:43:40 No.85050855 Report

Quoted By: >>85051471

>>85050195
What guy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 15:24:43 No.85051471 Report

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>>85050855
The person who wrote the fanfic is a woman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 16:14:44 No.85052292 Report

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>>85048892
>implying Holly or Artemis would ever share

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 16:56:14 No.85053082 Report

Quoted By: >>85054003 >>85054094

>>85047851
is that Butler's sister?
i dont even remember what she does in the books except for fucking up the Bodyguard test

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 17:38:18 No.85054003 Report

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>>85053082
Yeah, that's Juliet. She helps in the Eternity Code.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 17:42:06 No.85054094 Report

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>>85053082
She also is a bad ass wrestler who RKOs a goblin in the seventh book.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 17:57:13 No.85054400 Report

Quoted By: >>85054443 >>85054451

>>85047615
>tfw some pre-Last Guardian fanfics are better than Last Guardian

COLFER IS A HACK

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 17:58:49 No.85054437 Report

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>>85048947
you've gone too far, anon. It's just not titillating anymore. You gotta go just far enough to leave us wanting more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 17:59:10 No.85054443 Report

Quoted By: >>85068064

>>85054400
>that one fanfic about the stuff the writer was hoping to be in The Last Guardian
>tfw it was super good

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 17:59:37 No.85054451 Report

Quoted By: >>85054492 >>85054496 >>85055040

>>85054400
Dude just petered out. His spark to write Artemis Fowl dwindled. There should have been decades of material there.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 18:01:20 No.85054492 Report

Quoted By: >>85054560

>>85054451
More like colfered out

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 18:01:28 No.85054496 Report

Quoted By: >>85054678 >>85055186 >>85060550

>>85054451
>tfw we might have spent decades waiting for the UST between Artemis and Holly to be resolved

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 18:04:24 No.85054560 Report

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>>85054492
You cheeky cunt.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 18:10:07 No.85054678 Report

Quoted By: >>85054741 >>85054854

>>85054496
Well, fanfics would exist regardless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 18:13:01 No.85054741 Report

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>>85054678
That one was pretty good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 18:18:39 No.85054854 Report

Quoted By: >>85065788

>>85054678
I know that one. Its a fic where Artemis is recovering from the Atlantis complex and woos Holly with massage therapy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 18:26:34 No.85055040 Report

Quoted By: >>85060876 >>85071384

>>85054451
Once Artemis turned full good guy, there wasn't much to do with him without the story becoming stale.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 18:32:20 No.85055186 Report

Quoted By: >>85055339 >>85058607 >>85061924

>>85054496
>Still 2 books away from Holly and Artemis kissing in the graphic novels
>Novels won't be given the green light until the movie comes out
>Movies in Hollywood limbo.

What a hell to be in.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 18:40:25 No.85055339 Report

Quoted By: >>85055525 >>85058688

>>85055186
>yfw it takes so long that to get to the graphic novel of the last book that Colfer stops caring and Holly and Artemis get together at the end.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 18:48:32 No.85055525 Report

Quoted By: >>85056641 >>85056724

>>85055339

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 19:36:50 No.85056641 Report

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>>85055525
>"Artemis help! Opal's unleashed the googly eyed plague on Haven!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 19:40:58 No.85056724 Report

Quoted By: >>85059090 >>85075661

>>85055525
Now make it ahegao

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 20:17:06 No.85057645 Report

Quoted By: >>85057692

>>85047682
A fa/tg/uy linked that one to me in the thread over there recently. it was ten to eleven at the time, the bastard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 20:19:00 No.85057692 Report

Quoted By: >>85057723

>>85057645
Guessing you stayed up reading it or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 20:20:34 No.85057723 Report

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>>85057692
Until three in the fucking morning.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 20:22:13 No.85057766 Report

Quoted By: >>85065308

I need edits.
edits of Mulch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 20:54:33 No.85058525 Report

Quoted By: >>85058719

It's going to be a long time before we get off this ride isn't it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 20:58:28 No.85058607 Report

Quoted By: >>85058664 >>85062121

>>85055186
>>Movies in Hollywood limbo.
At least it's got a competent director and lead writer down.
There's a long way to go yet, but it seems to be through the pass the parcel stage

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:00:40 No.85058664 Report

Quoted By: >>85058732 >>85062121

>>85058607
I'd prefer an animated series to be quite honest. The world just seems to lend itself a touch of the fantastical that animation could stretch out.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:01:15 No.85058688 Report

Quoted By: >>85058719

>>85055339
The artist is French enough for it to happen

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:02:38 No.85058719 Report

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>>85058525
Which ride? The Artemis Fowl ride? The movie ride? The edit ride?

>>85058688
I want to believe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:03:06 No.85058732 Report

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>>85058664
Animated movies would be GOAT, but there isn't really enough material to justify a series.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:16:30 No.85059090 Report

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>>85056724
ok

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:35:33 No.85059555 Report

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:48:31 No.85059903 Report

Quoted By: >>85068155 >>85068265 >>85074942

Holly is cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:48:57 No.85059915 Report

Quoted By: >>85060080

I just want to say as the OG Artemis Fowl poster(that somehow got 4 maxed out AF generals on /v/ in one night) from years back that nobody remembers; that I couldn't be more happy or proud of this new movement. Here's hoping they wisen up and make the movie animated and only the first book now that there's some small traction on that front.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:51:44 No.85059993 Report

Quoted By: >>85060121 >>85060296

Apparently she was being considered for Holly a while back. How do you think she'd do? It triggered tumblr on account of Holly having 'nut brown' skin and the only acceptable fancasting for her are black women

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:55:17 No.85060080 Report

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>>85059915
Man, I would have loved to be there for that. Did it get archive anywhere?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 21:57:13 No.85060121 Report

Quoted By: >>85060275

>>85059993
They can always use make-up/CGI to give her some exotic skin color. I'm more concerned by Holly's canonical height.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:03:06 No.85060275 Report

Quoted By: >>85060336 >>85060617

>>85060121
they'll probably do the same thing they did for the dwarves in the hobbit and LOTR movies, but I hope they don't use CGI for a proper skin colour cause fuck heads on tumblr would chuck a wobbly even though shes a goddamn magical elf

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:03:48 No.85060296 Report

Quoted By: >>85070941

>>85059993
I just know this is apparently who Colfer wanted to be Holly. I don't really get it, but what do I know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:05:25 No.85060336 Report

Quoted By: >>85060391

>>85060275
Generally the best thing to do when tumblrites gets up in arms is to simply ignore them completely.

It's been proved time and time again that they have absolutely fuck all market impact

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:07:27 No.85060391 Report

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>>85060336
good point, but I have a tumblr if only for the cool artists that are on there and I could do without all the shit thats inevitably gonna show up no matter how hard I try

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:13:11 No.85060550 Report

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>>85054496
Fuck it, it will be worth it when it happens tho.

It'll happen, you'll see

....
Right, guys?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:15:31 No.85060617 Report

Quoted By:

>>85060275
Hollywood doesn't give a fuck about tumblrinas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:18:55 No.85060708 Report

Quoted By: >>85061030

>>85047583
I now just want a Airman comic. I kind of preferred it to anything past book 5 of Artemis Fowl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:25:59 No.85060876 Report

Quoted By: >>85061056

>>85055040
That's where you re introduce Minerva and have her team up with Opal, as her much less evil human benefactor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:31:19 No.85061030 Report

Quoted By:

>>85060708
Same, but I hope they get a different artist. This artist is okay for the weird fairy stuff, but I would prefer a more grounded art style for Airman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:32:09 No.85061056 Report

Quoted By: >>85061135

>>85060876
Pls no. Minerva was boring and Opal coming back yet again would be Naraku tier bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:34:54 No.85061135 Report

Quoted By: >>85063365

>>85061056
I think he meant directly after book 5.

Having Minerva would have been a decent way to anchor the series and stop it from ridiculously escalating the way it did.
Though given her arc in 5 was how she learned the hard way why you don't go in over your head just because you're smart, I'd agree that having her as a sidekick to Opal would be a bit daft

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:41:21 No.85061341 Report

Quoted By: >>85061488 >>85127737

despite the books saying otherwise, I always assumed Butler was black, and his sister was Latina. The comic threw me for a loop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:45:52 No.85061488 Report

Quoted By: >>85061559

>>85061341
You pictures Cobra Bubbles didn't you?

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:46:13 No.85061502 Report

Quoted By: >>85073259 >>85105287 >>85126827

The Opal Deception's graphic novel didn't really do the book justice since it deals with emotions more and the comic just didn't get enough in depth to do it justice, but the rest of the series would be perfect for graphic novels.
I doubt we'll ever see them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:48:02 No.85061559 Report

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>>85061488
...yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 22:58:06 No.85061924 Report

Quoted By: >>85062102 >>85062174 >>85062428 >>85063098 >>85063914

>>85055186
Wonder how they are going to handle Holly/Artemis. A sizable part of the fanbase/consumers were buoyed by their like of the pairing. You can't put shota in a big Hollywod production. Even in the books it was pretty weird, but at least it was more easily excused. In another thread someone wrote of their dislike for the ship and why Artemis was hard to cast, in short: 'realistically Artemis is a creep that kidnaps a woman and keeps her locked up for ransom and yet later on they're sweet on each other'. Its much easier to excuse/suspend your disbelief if he's just a tot but if you age him up to make the pairing less weird the scenario of the first book is creepier and the pairing is still weird, albeit with more emphasis on Stockholm syndrome instead of shota.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 23:02:15 No.85062102 Report

Quoted By: >>85062357

>>85061924
Unless they let us into Artemis' head to show that he does feel guilt about doing that, there will probably be issues. Of course, doing that is harder in a movie than it is in a book without narration.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 23:02:45 No.85062121 Report

Quoted By: >>85062236 >>85062256

>>85058607
>>85058664
I'd prefer an animated film over an animated series or live-action movie.

Regardless: Can anyone link the past storytimes? I'll draw some Holly in return.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 23:04:25 No.85062174 Report

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>>85061924
Even in the books, Artemis and Butler are slightly disturbed by the kidnapping.
All they really need to do is have a concrete scene over it and combine it with the final scene where they swear not to do anything like it again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 23:05:42 No.85062236 Report

Quoted By: >>85062321

>>85062121
Search for Fowl on here
http://boards.4chan.org/co/archive
It should be recent enough to show up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 23:06:31 No.85062256 Report

Quoted By: >>85062321 >>85107531 >>85107555

>>85062121
http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/84743216/
The thread that started all this.

http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/84826702/
http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/84831399/
http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/84883140/
http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/84914312/
The Artemis Fowl story times.

http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/84948154/
The Supernaturalist story time.

And have a mega with all the Artemis Fowl books and graphic novels as a bonus. Or in case anyone who stops by later wants it.
https://mega.nz/#F!GptkBYwA!adStDsJDd7BxyQzkbRTtAg!GpdVGKQL

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 23:08:10 No.85062321 Report

Quoted By: >>85062503 >>85062683

>>85062236
>>85062256
Thank you so much kind anons, what kind of Holly would you like to see? Holly from the Graphic novels or closer to the description in the book?

Is it ever said what her uniforms look like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 23:09:18 No.85062357 Report

Quoted By:

>>85062102
I think that can be solved with liberal applications of butler as the father figure.

Firstly they'd have to show audience Artemis is doing all this to find his father and then have sprinkles of dialogue with butler to show their apprehensions and occasional guilt of what they're committing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 23:11:05 No.85062428 Report

Quoted By: >>85062782

>>85061924
But it's the entire point of Artemis' character development. Tween or teen, he starts off as a loner and a creep, gradually gains friends and becomes a better person, which eventually wins him Holly's affection. There's no Stockholm syndrome involved. I don't see why this can't work with a competent writer and director.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 23:12:41 No.85062503 Report

Quoted By:

>>85062321
Anything is fine by me, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 23:15:56 No.85062683 Report

Quoted By:

>>85062321

Top quality /ss/ Holly, do God's work anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 23:17:58 No.85062782 Report

Quoted By:

>>85062428
I agree, was merely summarizing that other anon's point, I can see why other people would agree with him and why it would be a challenge for the director to overcome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 23:24:27 No.85063098 Report

Quoted By: >>85063241 >>85077662 >>85086375

>>85061924
>In another thread someone wrote of their dislike for the ship and why Artemis was hard to cast, in short: 'realistically Artemis is a creep that kidnaps a woman and keeps her locked up for ransom and yet later on they're sweet on each other'.

It was more about how hard it would be to make the series a movie for kids.

>I'd be suprised if the film adaptation ever goes through. Even if everyone ignores the stockholm syndrome and straight shota subtext, it's still a children's book that does a lot of things children's movies aren't allowed to do.

>Artemis Fowl is a story about a bad guy, and the story ends with him winning. He's not some cuddly Wreck-It-Ralph villain either. He's a guy who kidnaps a woman, chains her in his basement, and has no qualms about lying to her to fuck with her head. He's pitiable, has some standards, and has occasional bouts of humanity, but any actor who plays the character right would be Alex DeLarge levels of creepy. Even in the third book he's more of an antiheroic enemy mine than a good guy.

>The pacing could translate into a movie, even if some of the internal/external character contrasts couldn't be portrayed. The big problem is that filmmakers don't have the same freedom as authors.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 23:27:52 No.85063241 Report

Quoted By: >>85063363

>>85063098
Didn't the Harry Potter book adaptations at some point go pg-13?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 23:31:47 No.85063363 Report

Quoted By:

>>85063241
Starting from the Goblet of Fire, yes. Half-Blood Prince and the first three were rated PG though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 23:31:53 No.85063365 Report

Quoted By:

>>85061135
This is more what I meant, tho I guess you are right, for this to work you'd have to fudge Minerva character development, which I honestly find ok since this way the series can last longer and we can have the best of both worlds, with Minerva taking the place of old Artemis, and good Artemis now having a foil he can play off.

Add some understated love triangle between Minerva, Holly, and Artemis, and you have yourself a much better story than what we got, that can go on longer and have a satisfying ending.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 23:46:54 No.85063914 Report

Quoted By: >>85064019

>>85061924
I think I was the one who wrote the post your talking about. >>84941096

It disregarded the Stockholm/ss issues and focused on how Artemis Fowl (the book) does a lot of things a children's movie wouldn't allow.

The protagonist is genuinely creepy, and his actions are even more alienating coming from a child than an adult. He's not a noble thief or a heroic rebel--he commits only one good deed in the book and even Holly questions if he was really being selfless there.

You could make a movie where you round off the harsh edges and make him into a Robin Hood, but they you'd have just another by-the-numbers boy genius story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Aug 2016 23:50:14 No.85064019 Report

Quoted By: >>85064745 >>85066835

>>85063914
>where you round off the harsh edges and make him into a Robin Hood
How do you do that with the kidnapping/hostage/ransom though?
Skip it and go straight to the Father rescue?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 00:12:37 No.85064745 Report

Quoted By: >>85064918

>>85064019
But then the question is how do the fairies get involved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 00:18:10 No.85064918 Report

Quoted By: >>85065281

>>85064745
Artemis discovers fairies and blackmails them into helping him save his father. Amoral but better than before, I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 00:29:12 No.85065281 Report

Quoted By: >>85065398

>>85064918
And somehow they end up going against Opal and Cudgeon still, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 00:29:53 No.85065308 Report

Quoted By: >>85065554

>>85057766
what did this actually say?
i need to re-read all the comics, I only was here for the last two.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 00:32:33 No.85065398 Report

Quoted By:

>>85065281
Yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 00:36:48 No.85065554 Report

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>>85065308
Artemis asks Butler to turn off the set of tvs playing the news in his office. Butler is shocked because the tvs haven't been off for over a yaer because that's where Artemis was expecting to hear news about his missing father.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 00:43:24 No.85065788 Report

Quoted By: >>85066137 >>85066159

>>85054854
Link nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 00:52:56 No.85066137 Report

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>>85065788
I've got you senpai

http://archiveofourown.org/works/1497109?view_full_work=true

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 00:53:24 No.85066159 Report

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>>85065788
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1497109/chapters/3161590

Here you go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 01:13:24 No.85066835 Report

Quoted By: >>85066995 >>85068554

>>85064019
The core problem is motivation. Artemis justifies his actions by saying that he needs the money to find his father, but there are many less involved methods for someone with Artemis' skills to acquire 40-50 million dollars.

In the book, he gambles the lives of his friends and commits the crime of the millennium because it's the only thing left for him to do to feel thrill or feed his ego. A movie would need to change this to a generic "save the world", and that's a much less interesting motivation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 01:18:29 No.85066995 Report

Quoted By: >>85067719

>>85066835
>The core problem is motivation. Artemis justifies his actions by saying that he needs the money to find his father, but there are many less involved methods for someone with Artemis' skills to acquire 40-50 million dollars.

Are there? Because with the social services closing in, he was kind of on a strict time limit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 01:30:14 No.85067354 Report

Quoted By: >>85067386

drawfag here, I took lunch shortly after posting but drawing now

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 01:31:23 No.85067386 Report

Quoted By: >>85067631

>>85067354
Whatcha drawin'?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 01:37:55 No.85067614 Report

Quoted By: >>85067819

What the fuck is even happening with The Last Guardian? This shit reads like Injustice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 01:38:42 No.85067631 Report

Quoted By: >>85067681 >>85125368

>>85067386
just a small portrait of Holly based on the graphic novel that is a little closer to the book (skin tone, nose etc). I'm a bit new to tis tablet so I didn't want to get too crazy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 01:40:26 No.85067681 Report

Quoted By:

>>85067631
Sounds neat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 01:41:39 No.85067719 Report

Quoted By: >>85068078 >>85070018

>>85066995
The kidnapping only got social services off his back because he healed his mother, and that wasn't part of the original ransom plan.

It's also probably easier to fool a few social services bureaucrats for a few months than an elite police squad fielded by an elder race capable of flying, turning invisible, stopping time, and hacking any human device.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 01:44:30 No.85067819 Report

Quoted By:

>>85067614
I'm asking myself the same thing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 01:51:55 No.85068064 Report

Quoted By: >>85068168 >>85068573 >>85072528

>>85054443
>tfw I rec'd that one
>pic unrelated
Glad to see people actually enjoyed it. The author's really got a handle on Colfer's style and characters, to say nothing of romance Eoin could take notes on that last bit.
http://archiveofourown.org/chapters/2041806?show_comments=true

Their other stuff is pretty awesome too, though these stood-out the most for me.

>Fowl Shorts
http://archiveofourown.org/works/381892
Slice of life, action and romantic shorts that all tie together. Part of a larger 'universe'.

>Marks that Define Us
http://archiveofourown.org/works/387996
Sweet and spicy with GOAT-tier sexy end. Just... holy fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 01:52:18 No.85068078 Report

Quoted By: >>85068133

>>85067719
How do you trick social services into not thinking your mother is completely out of her mind?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 01:53:45 No.85068133 Report

Quoted By: >>85068466

>>85068078
bribery?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 01:54:26 No.85068155 Report

Quoted By:

>>85059903
Cute and Perfect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 01:54:42 No.85068168 Report

Quoted By: >>85069705

>>85068064
It's a wonder how much stuff sprouts up from a blueballed audience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 01:58:21 No.85068265 Report

Quoted By: >>85068573

>>85059903
Artemis looks like David Mazouz there.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 01:59:32 No.85068300 Report

Quoted By: >>85068492 >>85068709 >>85069022 >>85069161 >>85074934 >>85080719 >>85091913 >>85092185 >>85093559 >>85130639 >>85137213

Anybody seen this guy's concept art?

I can't not imagine looking anything else besides this anymore...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 02:05:56 No.85068466 Report

Quoted By:

>>85068133
If he had money, why the kidnapping scheme?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 02:06:45 No.85068492 Report

Quoted By:

>>85068300
Eh, I don't care for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 02:08:41 No.85068554 Report

Quoted By: >>85069161

>>85066835
>A movie would need to change this to a generic "save the world", and that's a much less interesting motivation.
Why would a movie NEED to make Artemis a good-intentioned character to work? There are other ways of making a character likeable and entertaining than making them heroic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 02:09:09 No.85068573 Report

Quoted By: >>85069025

>>85068064
Oh. That was you? Sweet. Thanks for the recommendation, Anon. I have been checking out their other stuff. And yeah, they are pretty good.

>>85068265
Just from the images Google is giving me, he looks like he could be a good Artemis. But he's getting older fast...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 02:13:35 No.85068709 Report

Quoted By: >>85069022

>>85068300
too sexy imo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 02:24:05 No.85069022 Report

Quoted By:

>>85068709
>>85068300
The armor / clothing is way too heavy on fan service, but I wouldn't mind her having that face or hairstyles in the movie. Maybe some darker skin...

The wardrobe spread on the left is pretty damn good though. Wish the artist had gone with #4 in the top row for a final design. It's a form-fitting uniform for Frond's sake.

Exposing so much skin to make it sexy isn't just unnecessary. It's BLASPHEMY.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 02:24:14 No.85069025 Report

Quoted By:

>>85068573
>But he's getting older fast
True. Gotham Season 1 David could have done well, but by now, he's already sprouted up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 02:28:34 No.85069161 Report

Quoted By:

>>85068300
If anything it makes me realize how much I like the jumpsuit from the comic. The jumpsuit is utilitarian while still being titillating while this is a weird combination of boob window, space marine paulderons, shorts, and thigh boots.

>>85068554
Yes, but not in a children/young adults's movie. You'd either need to sell the idea of a children's movie with a reprehensible character or an adult's movie with a fairies and a 12 year old protagonist.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 02:46:01 No.85069705 Report

Quoted By: >>85069956 >>85070943 >>85072528 >>85098214

>>85068168
As if these threads weren't testament to that already, there's THIS.
http://trionerd.tumblr.com/post/7151869558/artemis-fowl-fanfiction-recommendations

Really saved me the time of posting a fic rec.

If that movie deal ever comes to fruition, we're going to be more spoiled than Artemis himself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 02:53:50 No.85069956 Report

Quoted By:

>>85069705
Holly a cute, A CUTE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 02:55:39 No.85070018 Report

Quoted By: >>85070093 >>85070523

>>85067719
You know, if you did a movie and wanted it to be slightly more heroic, all you'd have to do was imply at the end that the whole point of the plan was to pay for a healing.

Artemis is easy to sympathize with anyone for the simple reason that he's punching up instead of down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 02:57:56 No.85070093 Report

Quoted By:

>>85070018
Or have Holly be the protagonist.

That's what the fairies did in the book's version of the movies that Haven made.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 02:58:32 No.85070111 Report

Quoted By: >>85070338

>>85048794
Oh god, could you make a Dark souls version? Literally all you would need to do is change the hat to the elite knight helm and "Bloodgems" to "souls." Everything else is spot on for this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 03:06:15 No.85070338 Report

Quoted By:

>>85070111
This was pointed out all the way back in the first thread.
>http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/84743216/#q84808646

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 03:10:42 No.85070458 Report

Quoted By: >>85070520

What's that really good fanfic where is mostly just artemis and Holly fucking, and I'm sure there is a car scene and Minerva ends with no.1?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 03:12:39 No.85070520 Report

Quoted By: >>85070561

>>85070458
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7832868/1/An-Unexpected-Turn-of-Events

This one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 03:12:50 No.85070523 Report

Quoted By: >>85070943

>>85070018
There's a difference between "punching above your weight" and "punching up". Artemis is a child born into massive wealth who could be using his plothax intellect to cure cancer but is instead using it to fuck with LEOs putting their lives on the line for the sake of others.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 03:14:10 No.85070561 Report

Quoted By: >>85070943

>>85070520
Yes, thanks Familia

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 03:28:57 No.85070941 Report

Quoted By:

>>85060296
Well, she's Irish for a start, and Colfer loves Ireland.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 03:29:01 No.85070943 Report

Quoted By:

>>85070523
Even the second film would go a long way towards humanizing him, which was always the point of the first 3 novels.

The rub lies in getting audiences to come back for that redemption arc. The 'A Series of Unfortunate Events' merged a bunch of the books together, but that probably wouldn't work in this case...

The only solution I can really think of is throwing in a ton of original content. Sell him as a young Snape with hidden depths. Maybe even format it as something of a Haven 'documentary', with the film itself being a fancy super-CGI reenactment. That would open the door for all kinds of fun shit.

>>85070561
There's a ton more here, too.
>>85069705

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 03:30:57 No.85071005 Report

Quoted By: >>85071134

>The ending of The Last Guardian is straight up the end of The Search for Spock
I love it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 03:35:08 No.85071134 Report

Quoted By: >>85089617

>>85071005
And just as romantic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 03:39:36 No.85071280 Report

Quoted By:

>>85048947
I could totally see a cop like Holly sleeping nude. Totally.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 03:42:52 No.85071384 Report

Quoted By: >>85071817 >>85071849 >>85072091

>>85055040
That's the mistake most writers make i think. A character can change but too drastic a change ruins the initial appeal. Now imagining an Artemis that stays 'villain' and uses his vast empire to begin plotting to bring the fairy world to light and manipulating governments for that shit. Go big or go home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 03:56:43 No.85071817 Report

Quoted By: >>85072021

>>85071384
>Now imagining an Artemis that stays 'villain' and uses his vast empire to begin plotting to bring the fairy world to light and manipulating governments for that shit.

Why would he want to do that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 03:57:38 No.85071849 Report

Quoted By: >>85072021

>>85071384
Problem is, you dancing a fine line and on the other side you have an unlikable hero.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 04:04:31 No.85072021 Report

Quoted By: >>85072156

>>85071817
Be honest, were the Eco-terrorists storyline any better?

>>85071849
It just takes finesse to not be an asshole. I believe Sherlock Holmes made being an asshole popular.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 04:06:58 No.85072091 Report

Quoted By:

>>85071384
Good storytelling doesn't involve constant escalation. It's better to write based on motivations than on whether a character is a hero or villain.

Artemis is a character who likes taking challenges and making people admit he's smarter than them, even when those challenges are to amoral ends and involve putting his friends in danger. Books 1 and 3 feel really natural because of this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 04:09:18 No.85072156 Report

Quoted By:

>>85072021
>Be honest, were the Eco-terrorists storyline any better?

At least they were more consistent with Artemis having standards thing, stuff that was established in the first book. Like the not selling his camouflage patents to military companies thing. He doesn't have a desire to aid in wars and stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 04:16:38 No.85072349 Report

Quoted By: >>85072528

>>85047615
>has anyone else read artemis fowl fanfiction
I never realized there was any. I remembered reading the first 3 books as a kid, but I didn't know they were popular enough for fanfics. Any recommendations?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 04:22:04 No.85072528 Report

Quoted By: >>85072556

>>85069705
>>85068064

>>85072349
Check here mi amigo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 04:23:16 No.85072556 Report

Quoted By: >>85072964

>>85072528
Thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 04:27:56 No.85072689 Report

Quoted By:

anyone have a link to download the supernaturalist?

it's here:

http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/84948154/

but I'd rather read with my reader app, and i dont want to download all the pics individually (a couple image downloaders failed, dont work with the thumbnails + not 4chan)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 04:38:32 No.85072964 Report

Quoted By:

>>85072556
You should start with this one http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fanfiction.net%2Fs%2F7832868%2F1%2FAn-Unexpected-Turn-of-Events

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 04:50:27 No.85073259 Report

Quoted By: >>85073983

>>85061502
The smug. It turns them on...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 05:19:22 No.85073983 Report

Quoted By:

>>85073259
Or the idea of wiping it off his face does.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 05:26:01 No.85074152 Report

Quoted By: >>85074289 >>85074470 >>85075989

i'm really sorry this took so long, did not realize how much trouble i would have getting the tablet to work with my drawing programs. it is so much easier to draw but the programs are not designed with consumer grade tablets in mind, the schizophrenic palm rejection was infuriating. here is a small holly/artemis in consolation as i keep tweaking my settings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 05:30:30 No.85074289 Report

Quoted By: >>85074433

>>85074152
That's pretty cute, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 05:36:39 No.85074433 Report

Quoted By:

>>85074289
Thanks, I was getting super frustrated so I decided I'd go with some cute shipping stuff that people asked for.

If you're curios I'm using a Surface Pro 3 and tried to use Artrage (which I love for sketching), Sai and Sketchbook Pro. Artrage kept crashing and Sai plain does not work with the tablet (it keeps randomly selecting tools and functions I don't want), which sucks because I get the best brush strokes from it. Sketchbook has the best UI but unfortunately doesn't support variable line-width or brush density with pen pressure (seriously why the fuck not?). I finished it with Sketchbook because the program is ridiculously stable, if very limited.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 05:38:00 No.85074470 Report

Quoted By:

>>85074152
cute!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 05:48:27 No.85074744 Report

Quoted By: >>85074787 >>85074843 >>85075449 >>85076041

Attention Artemis Fowl shippers:

The brown girl always loses.

-/a/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 05:50:19 No.85074787 Report

Quoted By:

>>85074744
Pretty much. But that's hardly spoilers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 05:52:30 No.85074843 Report

Quoted By: >>85075363

>>85074744
yeah but it's either her or the hyperactive bodyguard's sister

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 05:56:18 No.85074934 Report

Quoted By:

>>85068300
ugly, and too human

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 05:56:41 No.85074942 Report

Quoted By: >>85075006

>>85059903
Is Holly supposed to be heterochromatic?
I only read the graphic novels were she isn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 05:59:35 No.85075006 Report

Quoted By:

>>85074942
They swap an eye during time travel shenanigans in book 5.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 06:19:26 No.85075363 Report

Quoted By:

>>85074843
Minerva or Opal

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 06:25:27 No.85075449 Report

Quoted By:

>>85074744
>The series ends with them holding hand in a field of roses
>implying that's anywhere near losing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 06:38:00 No.85075661 Report

Quoted By: >>85075703

>>85056724

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 06:39:52 No.85075703 Report

Quoted By:

>>85075661
Kek, you bastard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 06:55:27 No.85075989 Report

Quoted By: >>85076129 >>85076862

>>85074152
bored, drew more holly. Settings were a lot better but i an still tinkering.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 06:59:02 No.85076041 Report

Quoted By: >>85076487

>>85074744
She has no competition, m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 07:05:15 No.85076129 Report

Quoted By: >>85076261

>>85075989
Sorry the settings are giving you such a rough time, Drawfriend. But nice to see you're doing pretty well despite that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 07:14:08 No.85076261 Report

Quoted By:

>>85076129
Thanks, it might just be easier to draw with gloves and try to set up a dual monitor scenario. My main issue thus far is that Sai (of which I like best for sketching after Artrage) is ridiculously sensitive. If I waggle the pen too much it thinks I'm clicking on other things so suddenly it's opening up menus and submenus and shit.

Would be neat to get a couple other drawbros in here. Maybe I'll do more tomorrow, if in pencil.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 07:29:35 No.85076487 Report

Quoted By: >>85076580 >>85122389

>>85076041
>Minerva ran off with the ski instructor
>Opal is dead
>Juliet is off limits because she's Butler's sister and basically family to him

Yeah, she really doesn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 07:35:38 No.85076580 Report

Quoted By:

>>85076487
>she's Butler's sister and basically family to him
but anon
that makes it hotter

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 07:40:52 No.85076655 Report

Quoted By:

>>85047583
I remember liking the books
I haven't read the comics because the art but these constant threads are making me want to read them anyways

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 07:54:07 No.85076819 Report

Quoted By: >>85076845 >>85077439 >>85077628

These threads have been entertaining as fuck. Inspired me to draw Holly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 07:55:37 No.85076845 Report

Quoted By: >>85082109

>>85076819
Yay, more drawfriends, that's a very cute Holly.

Too bad there aren't any more GNs, this may be our last AF thread in a while

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 07:56:21 No.85076862 Report

Quoted By: >>85076917 >>85076949

>>85075989
Isn't her hair like, auburn? Or I've been using that word wrong the whole time...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 08:01:00 No.85076917 Report

Quoted By: >>85082109

>>85076862
auburn is reddish brown

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 08:03:22 No.85076946 Report

Quoted By: >>85076955

These threads retriggered my latent Shortstack fetish again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 08:03:30 No.85076949 Report

Quoted By:

>>85076862
auburn is orange-brown

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 08:04:03 No.85076955 Report

Quoted By: >>85076990

>>85076946
Does Holly even count for that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 08:06:49 No.85076990 Report

Quoted By: >>85079422

>>85076955
She is short, but I can't imagine her being stacked. Probably petite, that'd be more aerodynamic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 08:44:42 No.85077439 Report

Quoted By:

>>85076819
Good work, Drawbro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 10:19:06 No.85077628 Report

Quoted By: >>85111494

>>85076819
I like the nose. Everyone forgets that Holly has a sort of button nose in the books.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 10:23:35 No.85077662 Report

Quoted By: >>85077821 >>85082360

>>85063098
Y'know, I just reread the first book and I honesly don't see the straight shota stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 10:40:20 No.85077821 Report

Quoted By: >>85082360 >>85105361

>>85077662
People forget that it was mostly the later books that got that particular ball rolling.
They tend to make hindsight based inferences

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 10:57:29 No.85077930 Report

Quoted By: >>85080558

God damn this is the book series that got my into shipping

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 12:14:56 No.85078770 Report

Quoted By:

>>85047615

The later books were fanfic-y enough, so no thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 12:59:28 No.85079422 Report

Quoted By:

>>85076990
Yes, that would make the most sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 14:05:29 No.85080449 Report

Quoted By: >>85085681 >>85095801

Do you know what I would like to see? An Artemis Cartoon Show. A high budget show which had a similar style to the comics.

I mean, as much as I enjoy the old books, I think that ultimately, the character of Artemis was helped greatly by his internal struggles. Something that the comics could ultimately not do.

Hell, it would give a chance to reintroduce the characters in a way which is true to the original but at the same time, not completely stale. I actually think in some cases, it might help characters like Opal gain more depth while at the same time, retaining the original idea behind her. You could have her interacting with her companions, hell, the rivalry that she had with Artemis could become even better than it originally was. Because ultimately animation is a visual medium and because of that, you could have scenes which show how similar they were to those clever enough to pick up on it.

Seriously, a show like this could be great. Get someone like Greg Weissman in charge of directing and hiring the writers of the show (Hopefully managing to get someone like Neil Gaiman), ensure that it can continue beyond two seasons, get Colfer as consultant writer and I think you'd be set.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 14:12:58 No.85080558 Report

Quoted By: >>85081412

>>85077930
It shouldn't be called shipping if the books themselves are setting the two up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 14:23:11 No.85080719 Report

Quoted By:

>>85068300
That's no LEP jumpsuit, that's a suit a Hooters gridiron football team would wear on the St Patrick's Day special match. How the hell is this such a good idea for intense SWAT work?!

DENIED.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 15:10:48 No.85081412 Report

Quoted By:

>>85080558
They took a while to get there, to be fair.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 15:47:56 No.85082109 Report

Quoted By: >>85082137

>>85076845
>>85076917
Much as I love the comic style, I'm partial to her spikier hairdo.

Makes her seem spunkier.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 15:49:18 No.85082137 Report

Quoted By:

>>85082109

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 15:59:16 No.85082360 Report

Quoted By: >>85082907 >>85103355

>>85077662
Pretty much this. >>85077821

Also, even though fairies watch our TV and movies, they're still incredibly long-lived and mature (mentally and sexually) at earlier ages than us. It's partly why it was so easy for Julius, Holly and Foaly to treat Arty as the criminal adult he wanted to act like. Foaly actually had to underscore just how unique he was to Root during the first book.
>Foaly: "He's twelve, sir. That's YOUNG, even for a mud man."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 16:23:06 No.85082907 Report

Quoted By: >>85083951 >>85085547

>>85082360
>Also, even though fairies watch our TV and movies, they're still incredibly long-lived and mature (mentally and sexually) at earlier ages than us. It's partly why it was so easy for Julius, Holly and Foaly to treat Arty as the criminal adult he wanted to act like. Foaly actually had to underscore just how unique he was to Root during the first book.
>>Foaly: "He's twelve, sir. That's YOUNG, even for a mud man."
Huh.That actually explains a lot. Like how Holly is like a fifth towards barely middle aged but is fully employed and indepedent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 17:01:14 No.85083951 Report

Quoted By: >>85085547

>>85082907
a fifth of the way towards barely middle age*

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 17:56:12 No.85085547 Report

Quoted By: >>85089160

>>85082907
>>85083951

Also says a lot about how Holly is by far and away the youngest named fairy in the series. Aside from Number One, at least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 18:01:27 No.85085681 Report

Quoted By:

>>85080449
I think the best angle would be a series that starts off as a preque and then segues into the first book halfway through

It would be nice seeing Artemis in his true, unfettered, dickass, underaged genius role when he's amassing his resources and recouping his father's losses, and seeing more of the underground world would be nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 18:27:42 No.85086375 Report

Quoted By: >>85086603 >>85086987

>>85063098
this is why AF is unfilmable essentially

its an adult story told through the lens of YA Fiction

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 18:36:15 No.85086603 Report

Quoted By: >>85086653

>>85086375
Is it really that adult when it's a story about a bad guy who becomes a better person through the power of friendship?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 18:38:28 No.85086653 Report

Quoted By: >>85086775 >>85088121

>>85086603
More like through the power of elf booty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 18:43:23 No.85086775 Report

Quoted By:

>>85086653
They were friends before he noticed the booty, to be fair.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 18:50:24 No.85086987 Report

Quoted By:

>>85086375
No, it's still a children's story about a 12yo making friends. A novel just allows more freedom than a live-action movie. In terms of author liberty, prose > comics > cartoons > live action. Each level must be safer because it has a larger production staff, larger audience, and anything depicted becomes more graphic.

It's true for normal adaptations as well. American Psycho cut a number of the more graphic scenes from the book.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 19:31:46 No.85088121 Report

Quoted By:

>>85086653
It's probably worth noting that his growth into being less of an asshole took a sharp rise when he hit puberty.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 19:44:41 No.85088512 Report

Quoted By: >>85088544 >>85088994

my fuckin DICK

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 19:45:43 No.85088544 Report

Quoted By:

>>85088512
well, to be fair its hot but the actual art is retarded, the facial features look like every person got hit with a sledgehammer as a child

pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 20:01:48 No.85088994 Report

Quoted By:

>>85088512
>it's not an edit
oh jeeeeeez

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 20:07:46 No.85089160 Report

Quoted By: >>85089611 >>85089992

>>85085547
Number One doesn't really count due to time shenanigans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 20:22:51 No.85089611 Report

Quoted By:

>>85089160
Point taken. He really went all out to try and make it as least objectionable as possible then...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 20:23:04 No.85089617 Report

Quoted By: >>85090729

>>85071134
Except now it's straight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 20:36:56 No.85089992 Report

Quoted By:

>>85089160
Even in another dimension he didn't age that much. They still experienced less time so yes, technically he's several thousand years old, but he never lived those years..

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 21:05:21 No.85090729 Report

Quoted By: >>85090824

>>85089617
So even more blatant!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 21:08:34 No.85090824 Report

Quoted By: >>85090935

>>85090729
Except now it's too much context.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 21:13:48 No.85090935 Report

Quoted By: >>85091208

>>85090824
How so?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 21:24:35 No.85091208 Report

Quoted By: >>85091622

>>85090935
Your imagination is better than the real thing, hence subtext is better than context.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 21:41:17 No.85091622 Report

Quoted By:

>>85091208
Ah. Gotcha. Still seems to match what most people in these threads wanted though. More or less.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 21:50:30 No.85091913 Report

Quoted By:

>>85068300
>boob armor
>cleavage and exposed thighs
>gun holster on bare skin
>watermelon sized shoulder pads that will probably decapitate her when she tries to lift her arms up

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 21:59:52 No.85092185 Report

Quoted By: >>85092297

>>85068300
>those pauldrons
Battle brothas.
LEP, Todeh the mud men are at our door

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 22:04:05 No.85092297 Report

Quoted By: >>85092398

>>85092185
Now I'm imagining that Goblins all sound like Orks for some reason.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 22:07:29 No.85092398 Report

Quoted By: >>85093027

>>85092297
While they're certainly smarter, they definitely have a certain Goblin way of thinking.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 22:28:46 No.85093027 Report

Quoted By:

>>85092398
Yeah. That sounds about right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 22:48:01 No.85093559 Report

Quoted By:

>>85068300
Yeah, that main design is stupid. Pretty much all the ones in the background are better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 22:55:21 No.85093781 Report

Quoted By: >>85094035

It's funny being knowledgeable about anime shoujo's then coming to /co/ and seeing people getting upset about a hostage situation turned romance.

Or hell fuck that, I'm pretty sure there's far far worse in 90% of woman-written romance literature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 23:02:13 No.85094035 Report

Quoted By: >>85095026

>>85093781
>People getting upset

Most people here ship Artemis and Holly. Heck, most of the fandom does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 23:25:06 No.85095026 Report

Quoted By: >>85098214 >>85098420

>>85094035
Is there even much of a fandom?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 23:45:01 No.85095801 Report

Quoted By: >>85096153 >>85098262

>>85080449
>Get someone like Greg Weissman in charge of directing
>ensure that it can continue beyond two seasons
That's mutually incompatable and you know it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Aug 2016 23:54:03 No.85096153 Report

Quoted By: >>85097197

>>85095801
Gargoyles had more than two, didn't it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 00:22:48 No.85097197 Report

Quoted By:

>>85096153
He didn't direct it though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 00:42:59 No.85097817 Report

Quoted By: >>85098160 >>85105451

>One Artemis Fowl thread
>Then it becomes four threads
>Shows up on /tg/
>still lingering in the back of our heads enough to get another thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 00:55:38 No.85098160 Report

Quoted By:

>>85097817
Yes, it is a good day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 00:57:31 No.85098214 Report

Quoted By: >>85098978

>>85095026
You tell me anon... You tell me.
>>85069705

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 00:59:12 No.85098262 Report

Quoted By:

>>85095801
At the very least he'd make damn sure to kick the interspecies romance into high-gear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 01:04:57 No.85098420 Report

Quoted By: >>85098978

>>85095026
There used to be, it was a very popular book series

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 01:26:14 No.85098978 Report

Quoted By: >>85099322 >>85099590 >>85100178 >>85100514

>>85098214
You make a strong argument.

>>85098420
Seems to have fallen to the wayside in comparison to others though. Wonder why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 01:36:46 No.85099322 Report

Quoted By:

>>85098978
Age

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 01:45:32 No.85099590 Report

Quoted By:

>>85098978
Because it never got a movie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 02:03:05 No.85100178 Report

Quoted By: >>85100239 >>85100368

>>85098978
The author slowed down writing, didn't capitalize and score movie deals for production. So while it was popular, it didn't sprout roots like Harry Potter or Eragon did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 02:04:54 No.85100239 Report

Quoted By: >>85100413 >>85104389

>>85100178
Hilariously Eragon was so bad they didn't even bother, then they saw what a mess the second book became and how the third turned out and were probably relieved that they didn't have to make movies for those shitfests.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 02:09:08 No.85100368 Report

Quoted By: >>85100413 >>85100533

>>85100178
The only best part of the Eragon movie was the Avril Lavigne theme song. So, yeah...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 02:10:27 No.85100413 Report

Quoted By: >>85100513

>>85100239
>>85100368

I agree, the movie was trash but even GETTING a movie increases exposure and popularity. At the very least I'd take a bet you'd find more people who knew about Eragon then Artemis Fowl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 02:13:18 No.85100513 Report

Quoted By:

>>85100413
True. But Eragon had the whole written by a teenager and being hilariously bad gimmicks going for it. Those certainly didn't hurt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 02:13:19 No.85100514 Report

Quoted By:

>>85098978
Our childhood was after the Harry Potter books started a boom in YA novels but before the Harry Potter movies started a gold rush for the next big YA movie. Now we live in a time where YA novels are written solely to be optioned as films as the next Harry Potter/Hunger Games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 02:14:04 No.85100533 Report

Quoted By: >>85100635

>>85100368
I thought the red-head was hot as fuck. But Eragon's elves are retarded Tolkien ripoffs so everything else was garbage. The only interesting characters were the dwarves and they only got focus on their fucking heritage, not as actual characters.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 02:17:01 No.85100635 Report

Quoted By: >>85100833

>>85100533
>I thought the red-head was hot as fuck.
Well, if that's what you're into..

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 02:23:28 No.85100833 Report

Quoted By: >>85100920 >>85102131 >>85102623

>>85100635
The elf, you dumbshit, do you read? Are you even literate enough to post on the internet? Are you a fucking goblin, boy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 02:26:53 No.85100920 Report

Quoted By:

>>85100833
Yeah. I just have a terrible sense of humor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 03:04:57 No.85102131 Report

Quoted By:

>>85100833
Wow, no appreciation for beautiful ghost men.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 03:17:04 No.85102623 Report

Quoted By: >>85102744

>>85100833
Can't you appreciate his cheek bones?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 03:20:31 No.85102744 Report

Quoted By: >>85102996

>>85102623
Only if I was a goblin maybe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 03:28:02 No.85102996 Report

Quoted By:

>>85102744
>Goblins
>Appreciating anything not green or scaly

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 03:39:26 No.85103355 Report

Quoted By: >>85103529

>>85082360
That really changes things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 03:44:52 No.85103529 Report

Quoted By: >>85103655 >>85103668 >>85104321

>>85103355
Yeah, it makes it seem like she's not much older at all...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 03:48:53 No.85103655 Report

Quoted By: >>85103943

>>85103529
Now why would the author go and do a thing like that, I wonder?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 03:49:16 No.85103668 Report

Quoted By:

>>85103529
Colfer you magnificent bastard, if only he had kept this type of quality throughout.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 03:56:43 No.85103943 Report

Quoted By:

>>85103655
Because Holly is in the elven equivalent of her early 20s, while artemis around the time in the series where the shipping picks up, is around 13-16. Which is not as bad as one would initially think, except that while for a human the difference between 16 and 20 is big, for an elf because of their lifespan there really isn't much. Henceforth the only thing actually stopping Holly from jumping on Artemis bones is not his age, but her self control and the fact that he is human, which kinda flies out of the window at the end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 04:07:02 No.85104321 Report

Quoted By:

>>85103529
What? Holly is definitely supposed to be a young adult, however it does better explain why she can respect Artemis on a less childish level since fairies are already adult by the age of 12.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 04:09:09 No.85104389 Report

Quoted By: >>85104559

>>85100239
>Eragon
The first book is one of my most beloved pieces of media ever. Yes, it wasn't anything crazy, yes, it was basically a mashing together rip-off of Star Wars and Lord of the Rings, but looking back I think it was a near perfect execution of 'The Hero's Journey'. The relationship between the boy and the dragon was perfect too.

Then the second book hit. I think it was one of the first things I realized as being 'shit'. I could ramble on about everything that went wrong, but this is an Artemis Fowl thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 04:14:07 No.85104559 Report

Quoted By: >>85105543

>>85104389
Hey, remember the time Elf Bitch told Eragon her pussy wasn't wet even though he turned himself into an elf mutant to appear more attractive and cried like a little bitch?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 04:37:17 No.85105287 Report

Quoted By:

>>85061502
Yeah, I can see that. I just finished it, and there were a lot of emotional points I really think would have been better in words.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 04:39:46 No.85105361 Report

Quoted By: >>85105421

>>85077821
As someone who stopped after the 3rd book, I never even imagined that Holly and Artemis would be shipped. If anything, I would have pegged Artemis and Butler's sister. Or Holly and Butler's sister if you're on /u.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 04:41:47 No.85105421 Report

Quoted By: >>85105563 >>85106047 >>85106182

>>85105361
That got teased for about ten seconds, and He and Minerva got teased for about twenty seconds, but Opal Deception is where it really starts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 04:43:11 No.85105451 Report

Quoted By:

>>85097817
where on /tg/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 04:46:15 No.85105543 Report

Quoted By:

>>85104559
>Get nasty scar at the end of the first book
>"Oh man, the adventures only going to get harder from here on out. I can't wait to see him overcoming this and growing as a character"
>Magic turns him into a half elf and removes his scar

Fuck you Palawano. It was even worse when he get to Not-Rivendale and all the elves fucking hated him for being a human, then loved him when he became a half-elf. I wanted him to train super hard and kick their fucking asses and wipe that smugness from their entire race.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 04:46:52 No.85105563 Report

Quoted By:

>>85105421
>but Opal Deception is where it really starts.
Just finished the comic and yeah, I can kind of see that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 05:05:26 No.85106047 Report

Quoted By:

>>85105421
Yeah, and Minerva gets overshadowed hard to the shipping department in the last act of the only book she's even in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 05:10:22 No.85106182 Report

Quoted By: >>85108180

>>85105421
In the book Minerva gets introduced in, Holly and Artemis

1. Travel through a wormhole and merge their physical beings for a moment, switching eyes in the process.
2.Holly dies and a distraught Artemis tells time to fuck off in order to save her from a demon-cursed sword.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 05:18:34 No.85106393 Report

Quoted By: >>85106674 >>85106735

I wish Minerva got her series

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 05:29:44 No.85106674 Report

Quoted By:

>>85106393
Would have been nice to see how her character diverged from Artemis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 05:31:32 No.85106735 Report

Quoted By: >>85106775 >>85106867

>>85106393
I'd love an Opal series, though I wonder how many chapters the sex swing would have

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 05:33:10 No.85106775 Report

Quoted By:

>>85106735
Several. At the least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 05:37:05 No.85106867 Report

Quoted By: >>85106999

>>85106735
Sex swing?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 05:42:28 No.85106999 Report

Quoted By: >>85107063 >>85108795

>>85106867
A reference to this contraption.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 05:44:50 No.85107063 Report

Quoted By: >>85107353 >>85107373 >>85107476 >>85107555

>>85106999
>Public Enemy Number One
Why would they feel the need to include that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 05:57:19 No.85107353 Report

Quoted By:

>>85107063
Extra warning never hurts, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 05:58:25 No.85107373 Report

Quoted By:

>>85107063
Foaly is still mad

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 06:00:18 No.85107416 Report

Quoted By: >>85107531 >>85107555

Where can I read these comics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 06:02:03 No.85107476 Report

Quoted By:

>>85107063
Foaly still salty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 06:03:55 No.85107531 Report

Quoted By: >>85107558

>>85107416
Links and a mega can be found here.>>85062256

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 06:04:44 No.85107555 Report

Quoted By: >>85107689 >>85107720

>>85107416
See >>85062256
>>85107063
You don't have a problem with "Genius and Megalomaniac"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 06:04:50 No.85107558 Report

Quoted By: >>85107689

>>85107531
My man. I love you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 06:09:41 No.85107689 Report

Quoted By:

>>85107555
Trips checked.

>>85107558
Anytime, Anon. Anytime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 06:10:44 No.85107720 Report

Quoted By: >>85108002

>>85107555
That just explains her problems so no also you should have posted the dubs checking edit that was made for your trips

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 06:22:19 No.85108002 Report

Quoted By: >>85108051

>>85107720
Wait there is already a dubs edit made?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 06:24:22 No.85108051 Report

Quoted By:

>>85108002
Yep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 06:29:11 No.85108180 Report

Quoted By: >>85108330 >>85108704 >>85108819

>>85106182
>2.Holly dies and a distraught Artemis tells time to fuck off in order to save her from a demon-cursed sword.

this will never not be the coolest moment in this series

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 06:35:23 No.85108330 Report

Quoted By: >>85108704

>>85108180
The end of Lost Colony was the best shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 06:51:55 No.85108704 Report

Quoted By:

>>85108180
>>85108330

Agreed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 06:56:09 No.85108795 Report

Quoted By:

>>85106999
>child like

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 06:57:28 No.85108819 Report

Quoted By:

>>85108180
Personally my top 3 are
1) Butler kicking the shit out of the troll
2) Shooting through time
3) "all the better to see you with, Spiro"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 07:02:50 No.85108962 Report

Quoted By: >>85109113 >>85109321 >>85110558

>>85047583
Kind of surprised this series never took off, it's the perfect mix of edgy and silly that should appeal to middle school kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 07:08:53 No.85109113 Report

Quoted By:

>>85108962
It was popular but then the movie went into limbo and time progressed and new stuff came out

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 07:18:37 No.85109321 Report

Quoted By:

>>85108962
I mean, it was popular enough to get eight books.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 08:26:00 No.85110558 Report

Quoted By:

>>85108962
It was up there with Harry Potter when it first came out.
It floundered because Colfer never really capitalised on it, and possibly because the additions he made felt a bit tacked on as opposed to expansive

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 10:02:47 No.85111494 Report

Quoted By: >>85111896

>>85077628
>button nose
Hook nose you mean, it gets described in her first scene in book 1.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 10:55:15 No.85111896 Report

Quoted By: >>85111956

>>85111494
>Hook nose
Now we're just begging for another /pol/ edit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 11:01:50 No.85111956 Report

Quoted By: >>85111986 >>85112011

>>85111896
It's true, dwarves aren't the underground jew, it's the elf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 11:05:38 No.85111986 Report

Quoted By: >>85112007

>>85111956

I thought Goblins were the jews of the Fowlverse

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 11:09:09 No.85112007 Report

Quoted By:

>>85111986
Unruly, violent, loaded with guns, prone to theft and the ability to cast fireballs? I think we both know who the Goblins are supposed to be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 11:09:33 No.85112011 Report

Quoted By: >>85112231

>>85111956
1meter tall

>Hamster eating a banana.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 11:32:08 No.85112231 Report

Quoted By: >>85112434 >>85117741

>>85112011
It's noon, Artemis.
You're supposed to be exercising.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 11:54:14 No.85112434 Report

Quoted By: >>85112718

>>85112231

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 12:21:07 No.85112718 Report

Quoted By: >>85113703 >>85114848 >>85121132

>>85112434
How can faries even compete?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 13:36:02 No.85113703 Report

Quoted By:

>>85112718
Magic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 14:40:21 No.85114848 Report

Quoted By: >>85115017

>>85112718
Centaurs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 14:50:21 No.85115017 Report

Quoted By: >>85115152

>>85114848
Are centaurs supposed to be about human size, or is Foaly just a Manlet centaur?
The illustrations aren't exactly clear, and the books are a bit conflicting on the issue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 14:56:22 No.85115152 Report

Quoted By: >>85115894

>>85115017
Centaurs are pretty big, being a human torso on a horse. The comic is pretty bad about sizes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 15:26:22 No.85115894 Report

Quoted By: >>85116767

>>85115152
I always got the impression that they were a deal smaller, given that (if I remember right) they were never described as towering over the fairies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 15:57:57 No.85116767 Report

Quoted By:

>>85115894
Yeah, I always thought they were bigger than pretty much all the other fairies, but not like a full horse size. Then again, there are a lot of different horse breeds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 16:35:29 No.85117741 Report

Quoted By: >>85118555

>>85112231
Is sex with an elf exercise?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 17:07:42 No.85118555 Report

Quoted By: >>85118700

>>85117741
It's cardio, Artemis.
Madam Ko told me it kills gains

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 17:14:38 No.85118700 Report

Quoted By: >>85119475

>>85118555
To be fair, cardio would probably be the best for him, since he's more likely to try and get out of the way of danger than fight it directly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 17:46:46 No.85119475 Report

Quoted By:

>>85118700
Stop making excuses for him, Holly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 18:21:33 No.85120422 Report

Quoted By: >>85120534

Holly you got to rape Opal Koboi

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 18:25:29 No.85120534 Report

Quoted By: >>85120789

>>85120422
Does this make Artemis Catwoman?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 18:34:49 No.85120789 Report

Quoted By: >>85120854

>>85120534
If Catwoman had access to almost everything batman has including his prep time then yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 18:37:33 No.85120854 Report

Quoted By: >>85120871 >>85121009

>>85120789
So, less rapey Talia?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 18:38:30 No.85120871 Report

Quoted By: >>85121007 >>85121009

>>85120854
>less
But sure mash the two into one and you have him

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 18:43:33 No.85121007 Report

Quoted By:

>>85120871
Well, he never raped her. So, that probably counts as less.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 18:43:36 No.85121009 Report

Quoted By: >>85121104

>>85120854
>>85120871
It's not rape if they want it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 18:48:17 No.85121104 Report

Quoted By: >>85121323

>>85121009
Artemis, the less I know about yours and Holly's roleplaying nights, the better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 18:49:15 No.85121132 Report

Quoted By: >>85121255 >>85121464

>>85112718
By not knowing how Mudmen are unless you count the parody film with the charachter Holey Short

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 18:53:41 No.85121255 Report

Quoted By:

>>85121132
And those novelty sex toys.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 18:56:36 No.85121323 Report

Quoted By: >>85121499 >>85121558 >>85121600 >>85121665

>>85121104
Christ, imaging being Butler and having to filter everything out, lest you break the door down and get ANOTHER eyeful before you realise Artemis isn't being kidnapped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:02:14 No.85121464 Report

Quoted By: >>85121876

>>85121132
>Holey Short
So how are the titles turned into porn names? Like "Artemis Fowl: The Opal Threesome"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:03:43 No.85121499 Report

Quoted By: >>85121558

>>85121323
>Butler's face when

He keeps telling himself that at least Artemis is happy and has found a healthy outlet for this kind of stuff.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:05:58 No.85121558 Report

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>>85121323
>>85121499
No, THIS is Butler's face when
He's a big guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:07:28 No.85121600 Report

Quoted By: >>85121661 >>85121665 >>85121835 >>85121918

>>85121323
>Butler trying to read a book and guard the door and ignoring every outburst coming from behind it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:09:47 No.85121661 Report

Quoted By: >>85121835

>>85121600
Given his taste in literature, that would be probably be doubly awkward.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:09:56 No.85121665 Report

Quoted By: >>85121835

>>85121323
>>85121600

>Artemis ends up setting up a schedule for these things
>Still feels embarrassed giving it to Butler because he's basically his father
>Still considers it a better option than being walked in on

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:12:05 No.85121735 Report

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Give me more reaction images Edit anon-kun! I'll suck yo dick, mayne

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:16:29 No.85121835 Report

Quoted By: >>85122242

>>85121600
>>85121661
>>85121665

>It's a full moon, Holly and Artemis are in full swing.
>Butler is trying to block out said swing with the latest work of Violet Tsirblu, while still guarding the couple from the family/manic pixies/trolls
>His growing horror when the lines he reading began to suspiciously match up to the dialogue happening behind the ancient oak door to Artemis's bedroom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:18:50 No.85121876 Report

Quoted By: >>85121970 >>85122151

>>85121464
well maybe that would stop Opal from being crazy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:20:30 No.85121918 Report

Quoted By: >>85121963 >>85121993 >>85122067 >>85122094 >>85122179 >>85124227

>>85121600
Which one is worse? "Criminal scum is handcuffed and physically punished by stern authority figure for being a bad boy" or "Delicate fairy is kidnapped by filthy mud man evil genius and gradually mindbroken to love hot monkey dick"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:22:05 No.85121963 Report

Quoted By: >>85122095

>>85121918
When they are older do they reenact Holly's kidnapping

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:22:20 No.85121970 Report

Quoted By: >>85122042 >>85122572

>>85121876
Did anyone else get the impression from the second comic that Opal's main beef with Foley was not getting the D?

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:23:02 No.85121993 Report

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>>85121918
I fucking love this place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:24:33 No.85122042 Report

Quoted By: >>85125677

>>85121970
Oh yeah, it was obvious she was thirsty for that horse cock. There was too much fury in her to have just been slighted by him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:25:35 No.85122067 Report

Quoted By: >>85122095

>>85121918

They re-enact the kidnapping every night. Except with a little bit of detail change each time.

Butler wishes they would get new material, but they NEVER get bored of it.

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:26:54 No.85122094 Report

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>>85121918

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:26:57 No.85122095 Report

Quoted By: >>85122127 >>85122179 >>85122191 >>85122251

>>85122067
>>85121963

Wouldn't Artemis still be guilty about that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:28:02 No.85122127 Report

Quoted By:

>>85122095

Oh he is.

But Holly is very persistent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:28:58 No.85122151 Report

Quoted By:

>>85121876
She rounded her ears in an attempt to become human, you can't stop that kind of crazy with simply Artemis fucking her

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:30:05 No.85122179 Report

Quoted By: >>85122222

>>85122095
Considering his last will and testament has him leaving Holly the amount of gold equivalent to her ransom and him saying how he can never make up for the crime but hoping she can still think of him as a friend when she thinks of him, yes. Probably why they have the cop punishing the bad boy roleplays like that one Anon said. >>85121918

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:30:27 No.85122191 Report

Quoted By:

>>85122095
Yes, which makes being handcuffed to a chair and "interrogated" that much more cathartic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:31:36 No.85122222 Report

Quoted By: >>85122577

>>85122179
Oh I thought Artemis wanted the latter and Holly the former but now I realize it is reversed

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:32:29 No.85122242 Report

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>>85121835

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:32:50 No.85122251 Report

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>>85122095
He's a busy man, and that would be the perfect guilt trip to get him distracted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:37:27 No.85122389 Report

Quoted By: >>85122577

>>85076487
Opal is doubly dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:45:14 No.85122572 Report

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>>85121970
I honestly don't think she's emotionally mature enough to grasp those concepts.

Maybe subconsciously.

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:45:24 No.85122577 Report

Quoted By: >>85122684

>>85122222
Sick quints. And yeah, it's kind of a running joke that Artemis likes it when fairies, especially Holly. smack him around.

>>85122389
That too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:46:29 No.85122605 Report

Quoted By: >>85122754 >>85122957 >>85133467 >>85139464

So is the last book the weakest

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:49:22 No.85122684 Report

Quoted By:

>>85122577
That is the face is just perfect

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:51:54 No.85122754 Report

Quoted By: >>85122868

>>85122605
The last three are generally all a step down from each other, overall.

The previous five can be argued about

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:55:21 No.85122862 Report

Quoted By: >>85122935 >>85123225

Well I just read a fanfic that ended with human holly and Artemis committing double suicide so that was nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:55:37 No.85122868 Report

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>>85122754
One and two are great, three is really good, four and five are good, six was okay, seven was meh. Eight was just terrible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:58:20 No.85122935 Report

Quoted By:

>>85122862
>tfw you stayed up to like six in the morning reading that one the other night

The ending was kind of iffy, but I enjoyed it for the most part. Butler dying of old age hit me hard though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 19:59:14 No.85122957 Report

Quoted By: >>85123196

>>85122605
I never got to read the last book so what is so horrible

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 20:08:00 No.85123196 Report

Quoted By: >>85123318

>>85122957
Terry Goodkind grade author tracts mixed with a major grade asspull, more fucking Opal and a rushed ending.
Given it was the final book, the ending part especially stings

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 20:08:54 No.85123225 Report

Quoted By:

>>85122862
It was a single suicide. Holly knew she would pass quietly that night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 20:12:46 No.85123318 Report

Quoted By: >>85123335 >>85123417

>>85123196
>more fucking Opal
I mean inst that expected?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 20:13:15 No.85123335 Report

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>>85123318
It was an even numbered book, so yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 20:16:32 No.85123417 Report

Quoted By: >>85123614

>>85123318
Yeah, but it's still annoying whenever she turned up after 4.
4 was the perfect time for her to bow out, but she refused to fucking die and kept getting more and more implausible reasons to stay relevant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 20:24:00 No.85123614 Report

Quoted By:

>>85123417
But you can't say it wasn't original.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 20:26:32 No.85123675 Report

Quoted By: >>85123785

>>85047583
I've noticed that just about every book starts as
Root: Something suspicious is going on, Captain Short, recon but DO NOT engage
Artemis: Hello naughty fairies, it's felony time
Holly: Ha-ha, Fuck da Police, I'M GOING IN
Butler: Artemis, no- I mean, yessir

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 20:31:19 No.85123785 Report

Quoted By: >>85123835

>>85123675
That also works for their sex

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 20:33:30 No.85123835 Report

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>>85123785

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 20:36:38 No.85123920 Report

Quoted By: >>85123982 >>85124078

>>85047583
Has anyone ever translated Butler's real name? Because it means Brownie. The arguably most badass and meanest, toughest character in the series, is named Brownie. I don't know if I'm even more impressed or not.

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 20:37:38 No.85123955 Report

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 20:38:39 No.85123982 Report

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>>85123920
>>85123955
Shit, I thought I cancled the first post

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 20:40:16 No.85124036 Report

Quoted By: >>85124078 >>85124371 >>85125134

Why don't the fairies retake the surface?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 20:41:44 No.85124078 Report

Quoted By: >>85124198 >>85124239

>>85123920
>>85123955

He's actual named after a Russian/Slavic house guardian spirit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domovoi

>>85124036
Outnumbered.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 20:45:29 No.85124198 Report

Quoted By: >>85124269 >>85124753 >>85124790

>>85124078
but they have weapons, only problem they might have is Elves wanting to fuck humans

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 20:46:56 No.85124227 Report

Quoted By: >>85124335 >>85133495

>>85121918
Can't they just be normal

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 20:47:34 No.85124239 Report

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>>85124078
Ok, I'm officially more impressed, but that is significantly less funny. Can you imagine the diner scene in the eternity code
>Goodbye my friend, and please call me ...Domovoi
>No Butler! Don't speak like th-...Your name is brownie?
>It's...better than...Sue

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 20:48:43 No.85124269 Report

Quoted By:

>>85124198
And how did that work out for the Germans in Russia? Or the British in Africa?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 20:51:35 No.85124335 Report

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>>85124227
One is a teenage criminal the other a difference species and also a cop, so I'd say no

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 20:52:35 No.85124371 Report

Quoted By: >>85124399

>>85124036
Their total population is said to be like 10,000.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 20:53:32 No.85124399 Report

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>>85124371
Ten thousand in Haven, I believe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:06:57 No.85124753 Report

Quoted By: >>85124896 >>85124897

>>85124198
I don't think you get HOW outnumbered they are.

Haven is their number 1 most populated city, and it numbers around 10,000
A bunch of Slavs with sticks could run riot in there if they wanted to, and they probably wouldn't get killed because the council frowns on brutality against goblins

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:08:13 No.85124790 Report

Quoted By: >>85124896

>>85124198
Fairies as a general rule don't like killing. They banned the laser weapons that can actually kill, remember?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:12:04 No.85124896 Report

Quoted By: >>85124944

>>85124753
>>85124790
It's like they don't want to live on the surface

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:12:07 No.85124897 Report

Quoted By: >>85124938

>>85124753
Then it's up to humanity to help grow their numbers

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:13:48 No.85124938 Report

Quoted By: >>85125002

>>85124897
I don't think Holly and Artemis can have that many children

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:13:51 No.85124944 Report

Quoted By: >>85124975 >>85125020

>>85124896
They need a strong leader. One willing to build a wall around Ireland and make the mudmen pay for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:15:14 No.85124975 Report

Quoted By: >>85125066

>>85124944
Mulch for president

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:16:08 No.85125002 Report

Quoted By: >>85125346

>>85124938
Only one way to find out.
They can call it a social experiment

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:16:21 No.85125012 Report

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>>85047583
Doing god's work, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:16:34 No.85125020 Report

Quoted By: >>85125111

>>85124944
>a strong leader.
Good thing Artemis is human and not a fairy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:18:14 No.85125066 Report

Quoted By: >>85125086 >>85125208

>>85124975
Mulch? That crooked dwarf only got out because of a technicality, and friends in the corrupt LEP. The real voice of The People would need to be a hard edged, take no shit hardliner- Ark Sool for president.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:19:08 No.85125086 Report

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>>85125066
>Ark Sool

He's more of a crook than Mulch. He worked with Turnball.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:19:45 No.85125111 Report

Quoted By: >>85125509

>>85125020
No but his son will be part elf

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:20:32 No.85125134 Report

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>>85124036
Because they're dumb as shit despite all their fancy tech. Remember how one rogue pixie disabled all of their weapons without anyone noticing and they nearly got wiped out?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:23:53 No.85125208 Report

Quoted By: >>85125260

>>85125066
You mean the guy dumb enough to lay down all his corrupt plans knowing there was a tech genius Centaur around that absolutely hated his guts?
Almost as stupid as E-Mailing them and not securing them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:25:42 No.85125260 Report

Quoted By: >>85125331

>>85125208
Foaly is corrupt, a known associate of Mudman criminal Artemis Fowl and only retains his position due to blackmailing the council. He probably forged those plans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:27:55 No.85125331 Report

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>>85125260
Go to bed, Artemis.
I know you and Foaly probably shitpost about each other for fun, but Holly is waiting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:28:16 No.85125346 Report

Quoted By: >>85125442

>>85125002
Well one of their "greatest" psychiatric minds thinks a sex swing is perfectly acceptable to hold a homicidal maniac.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:29:03 No.85125368 Report

Quoted By: >>85125562

>>85067631
The hook nose thing was kind of weird rather than using one of the many descriptors we have for calling someone elfin and glad it was dropped. Delicious nut brown Holly in general I can definitely get behind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:31:31 No.85125442 Report

Quoted By:

>>85125346
It worked until she was broken out

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:33:27 No.85125509 Report

Quoted By: >>85125562 >>85125599 >>85125663

>>85125111
He can always find a human like Minerva so his child is both human and smart

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:35:05 No.85125562 Report

Quoted By: >>85125584 >>85125695

>>85125368
What's wrong with a hook nose? Cleopatra had one, and she was apparently very attractive.

>>85125509
>Minerva

She got sick of waiting for him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:35:43 No.85125584 Report

Quoted By: >>85125695

>>85125562
>She got sick of waiting for him.
Like she wouldn't be willing to donate an egg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:36:07 No.85125599 Report

Quoted By: >>85125660 >>85125695 >>85131641

>>85125509
>Minerva ran off with a skier
Still kinda hard to wrap my head around. She didn't seem the type

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:37:59 No.85125660 Report

Quoted By:

>>85125599
It was just Colfer fucking about when someone asked him why she got Cunninghamed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:38:02 No.85125663 Report

Quoted By:

>>85125509
Nothing wrong with a Mud Elf

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:38:40 No.85125677 Report

Quoted By: >>85125854

>>85122042
She just wouldn't take "I've run a number of simulations and it's as medically inadvisable as it is physically impossible" for an answer

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:39:03 No.85125695 Report

Quoted By: >>85125743 >>85125759 >>85125764 >>85131641

>>85125584
>>85125599
I honestly never understood why the fuck he bothered to introduce her in one book and make her his "first book gender counterpart" but then the next book completely drop her.
>>85125562
Cleopatra was really good at sex, from most accounts she was not nearly as attractive as most modern depictions make her out to be. She was also smart so Julius loved to match wits with her, even if he was subjugating her people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:40:33 No.85125743 Report

Quoted By:

>>85125695
she was suppose to have a spin off

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:40:52 No.85125759 Report

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>>85125695
I think it was a combination of fans not liking her, and the Author not knowing what to do with her.

I assume she was dumped in favour of the time travel plot, which I find mind boggling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:40:55 No.85125764 Report

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>>85125695
She wasn't even meant to be an Artemis Fowl character, she just got lumped into the series for some reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:44:14 No.85125854 Report

Quoted By: >>85125939 >>85126843

>>85125677
aren't like not that many centaurs left, Opal would being doing the people a disservice

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:46:45 No.85125939 Report

Quoted By: >>85126020

>>85125854
Centaur males are allowed multiple wives, apparently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:49:02 No.85126020 Report

Quoted By: >>85126109 >>85126112

>>85125939
Wasn't Foaly blind dating at one point in the books? Looks like he wasn't having much success there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:51:36 No.85126109 Report

Quoted By:

>>85126020
He married in the time skip, her name was Callabine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 21:51:44 No.85126112 Report

Quoted By:

>>85126020
He got married during the three years Holly and Artemis were on Hybras.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 22:13:33 No.85126827 Report

Quoted By:

>>85061502
Am I the only one who doesn't like how Artemis looks in this one?
I wish he looked more like the 1st and 2nd graphic novels

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 22:13:56 No.85126843 Report

Quoted By: >>85126906

>>85125854
>Opal would being doing the people a disservice

Like that's ever stopped her before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 22:15:50 No.85126906 Report

Quoted By: >>85127723 >>85129988

>>85126843
well before she was evil

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 22:42:20 No.85127723 Report

Quoted By:

>>85126906
Fair enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 22:42:49 No.85127737 Report

Quoted By: >>85127789 >>85128312

>>85061341
Ngl I'm pretty sure in the books they're some kind of asian/irish heritage...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 22:44:26 No.85127789 Report

Quoted By:

>>85127737
Eurasian, actually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 23:00:32 No.85128312 Report

Quoted By: >>85129401 >>85129536

>>85127737
I read him as a giant slavic hitman and Juliet as his Russian model grade kung fu sister.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 23:27:29 No.85129401 Report

Quoted By:

>>85128312
Sounds accurate enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 23:30:56 No.85129536 Report

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>>85128312
Now I can't get the image of Butler being a Cross between Geralt and Letho out of my head

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 23:42:11 No.85129988 Report

Quoted By: >>85130106

>>85126906
She was a pixie so she was always evil then with her human change she became even more evil

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 23:44:49 No.85130106 Report

Quoted By: >>85130603

>>85129988
It's funny. Because I don't think there is a single Pixie in the series who isn't a crook or a former crook.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 23:58:09 No.85130603 Report

Quoted By: >>85130669

>>85130106
Pixies shouldn't be allowed power it goes to their little childlike heads

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2016 23:59:34 No.85130639 Report

Quoted By:

>>85068300
Battle Brother!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 00:00:32 No.85130669 Report

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>>85130603
>Childlike
The French sometimes are a blessing and a curse

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Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 00:05:10 No.85130835 Report

Quoted By: >>85130885 >>85130890 >>85130910

I'm taking the ban for this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 00:07:04 No.85130885 Report

Quoted By: >>85130914 >>85131192

>>85130835
I wonder why Artemis is wearing a bag

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 00:07:19 No.85130890 Report

Quoted By:

>>85130835
We all know how easily you can evade it, Artemis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 00:07:59 No.85130910 Report

Quoted By:

>>85130835
Artemis you're not fooling anyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 00:08:04 No.85130914 Report

Quoted By: >>85131069 >>85131143

>>85130885
woah, hey! That is a pretty serious allegation! there could be ANYONE under there!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 00:13:07 No.85131069 Report

Quoted By:

>>85130914
Because Holly would be screaming about her kidnapper for anyone

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 00:15:51 No.85131143 Report

Quoted By: >>85131202

>>85130914
Given all that ass, I suppose it's difficult to believe an Irishman would be under the bag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 00:17:40 No.85131192 Report

Quoted By: >>85131202 >>85131258 >>85131326

>>85130885
A proper God fearing Irishman would not touch butt that big.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 00:18:03 No.85131202 Report

Quoted By:

>>85131143
>>85131192
Artemis would deny being like the common folk of ass haters

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 00:20:11 No.85131258 Report

Quoted By: >>85131355

>>85131192
Aye that true! Doing it the butt is ungodlike! makes jesus weep it does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 00:22:49 No.85131326 Report

Quoted By:

>>85131192
>Artemis
>God fearing

Highly doubtful.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 00:23:36 No.85131355 Report

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>>85131258
Given the influence of Catholicism in Southern Ireland, I'd imagine they think quite the opposite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 00:27:27 No.85131459 Report

Quoted By: >>85131519 >>85131581

Why hasn't there been any mind-broken Opal stuff from her time on the farm? If she failed to charm her "mother" out of making her work the field, why didn't she get her pixie holes turned out by Slavic construction workers?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 00:29:21 No.85131519 Report

Quoted By: >>85131573

>>85131459
because that shit is boring when the ones raping have no connection to the character and are just the average faceless fatman in an ntr doujinshi

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 00:31:22 No.85131573 Report

Quoted By:

>>85131519
Huh. I thought all the hatred towards Opal (especially her involvement in the plot) would have produced enough hate for a violating gangbang.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 00:32:09 No.85131581 Report

Quoted By: >>85131625 >>85131654

>>85131459
Why would there be Slavic construction workers in Italy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 00:34:02 No.85131625 Report

Quoted By:

>>85131581
I thought they spread all over, like a plague of cheap labor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 00:34:32 No.85131641 Report

Quoted By:

>>85125599
>>85125695

Yeah I supported Minerva/Artemis because even though I liked the occasional tease of Artemis/Holly I knew they would never work out.

Though since she apparently ran of with a ski instructor now I want to see a fic where she's a massive slut since because she can't get Artemis she decides to focus on the physical aspects of relationships since she'll never have one with a meaningful intellectual connection.

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Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 00:34:56 No.85131654 Report

Quoted By:

>>85131581
Never underestimate Slavs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 00:38:07 No.85131756 Report

Quoted By: >>85131834 >>85131904 >>85131939 >>85131998

Why do people support Holly and Artemis getting together when in under 100 years Artemis will die and Holly will still have hundreds of years left to life, if anything Humans should stay with humans and The People with The People

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 00:40:15 No.85131834 Report

Quoted By: >>85131939

>>85131756
Shortstacks and unresolved sexual tension.

Also Artemis pulling some science and/or magic out his ass for the sake of longevity

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 00:42:06 No.85131904 Report

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>>85131756
T. A butthurt manlet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 00:43:01 No.85131939 Report

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>>85131756
Because the ship sails itself, Anon.

>>85131834
I mean, if he's willing to manipulate time to his will to save her life, he'd probably be more than okay with that. And probably capable of pulling it off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 00:44:38 No.85131998 Report

Quoted By: >>85132761

>>85131756
Looks like we've got Trouble here

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 01:07:19 No.85132761 Report

Quoted By: >>85132979

>>85131998
Trouble is an alright dude though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 01:15:12 No.85132979 Report

Quoted By: >>85133309

>>85132761
Very true.

I imagine Grub would grow up to be the fairy avatar of /r9k/ though

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 01:25:48 No.85133309 Report

Quoted By: >>85134630

>>85132979
>implying any poster on /r9k/ could make it through a conversation with Butler

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 01:31:34 No.85133467 Report

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>>85122605
Yes it's the weakest, but it's not horrible it's just bizarre.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 01:32:09 No.85133481 Report

Quoted By: >>85134315

>>85047615
I would wager that a good 60% of fanfic is better than Atlantis Complex. I read someone's 4-chapter fanfic that they worked on before Atlantis Complex was released that was their predictions for what would happen and I would rather those 4 unfinished chapters be canon than the real book.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 01:32:44 No.85133495 Report

Quoted By: >>85134744

>>85124227
Haha, no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 02:01:55 No.85134315 Report

Quoted By:

>>85133481
Sounds like an interesting fic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 02:12:13 No.85134630 Report

Quoted By:

>>85133309
maybe if they were promised tendies

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 02:15:58 No.85134744 Report

Quoted By: >>85135048 >>85135090

>>85133495
But normal is easy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 02:27:23 No.85135048 Report

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>>85134744
Since when do either Holly or Artemis prefer things the easy way?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 02:28:41 No.85135090 Report

Quoted By: >>85135191 >>85135398

>>85134744
Yeah, but do you want easy or do you want to roleplay 'Dangerous Mudman with Atlantis Complex in a sex swing and his sexy Elf nurse who has to administer his daily Treatment'?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 02:31:25 No.85135191 Report

Quoted By: >>85135381

>>85135090
Not roleplaying as "newly wed couple who have sex in the missionary position and cuddle while holding hands afterwards"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 02:38:51 No.85135381 Report

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>>85135191
Anon, I...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 02:39:40 No.85135398 Report

Quoted By: >>85135628 >>85136517

>>85135090
I wonder which of them requested that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 02:49:16 No.85135628 Report

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>>85135398
One of the most important parts of a relationship is learning to compromise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 03:19:07 No.85136517 Report

Quoted By: >>85136680 >>85137053 >>85137799 >>85139024

>>85135398
I imagine they have a checklist of horrifying past events they need to fetishise, and that one was directly after having sex on a rock after nearly drowning surrounded by anamatronic trolls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 03:24:44 No.85136680 Report

Quoted By: >>85137132

>>85136517
Does Qweffor come over to make the reenactment of the timestream save more legitimate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 03:37:15 No.85137053 Report

Quoted By: >>85137132 >>85137195 >>85137300 >>85137421 >>85139024

>>85136517
>checklist of horrifying past events
That is a very long checklist, I assume when Artemis survived the bio bomb is on list and Holly does what she wants to him while he sleeps

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 03:39:49 No.85137132 Report

Quoted By:

>>85136680
Probably.
>>85137053
And for authenticity Butler and Juliet have to be tranqued out in the room with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 03:42:04 No.85137195 Report

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>>85137053
Especially when Artemis pulls the "You made my mother sick, so make her better by having sex with me in a time tunnel". No 1 is forced to be there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 03:42:37 No.85137213 Report

Quoted By:

>>85068300
Her legs are longer than the rest of her body, by at least another head. Artist needs a bit of anatomy training.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 03:45:27 No.85137300 Report

Quoted By: >>85137497

>>85137053
Good thing they have nopal for all those reenactments

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 03:50:25 No.85137421 Report

Quoted By: >>85137711

>>85137053
>Having sex after jumping out of a building on a mattress
>Having sex on a radioactive train
>Sex in the trunk of the car

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 03:53:33 No.85137497 Report

Quoted By: >>85137533

>>85137300
I thought she got vaporized in The Last Guardian

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 03:55:08 No.85137533 Report

Quoted By:

>>85137497
This stuff can fit anywhere in the timeline

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 04:01:43 No.85137711 Report

Quoted By: >>85137801

>>85137421
>Having sex while wearing a Julius Root mask with a bomb strapped to his chest

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 04:04:42 No.85137799 Report

Quoted By: >>85137908

>>85136517
They would have a Checklist, spreadsheet, flowchart and cross referenced itinerary because Artemis is through

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 04:04:48 No.85137801 Report

Quoted By: >>85138263 >>85139266

>>85137711
too far

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 04:08:25 No.85137908 Report

Quoted By: >>85137955

>>85137799
Its like the books if whenever anyone's state of being or location changes, they end up fucking each other.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 04:10:14 No.85137955 Report

Quoted By:

>>85137908
So you're saying that its not unlike An Unexpected Turn of Events then

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 04:22:05 No.85138263 Report

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>>85137801
It must be done at least once.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 04:47:40 No.85139024 Report

Quoted By:

>>85136517
>>85137053
Really makes you think

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 04:55:21 No.85139266 Report

Quoted By: >>85141575

>>85137801
Not far enough. Opal gets to watch through the bomb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 05:01:27 No.85139464 Report

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>>85122605
Nah, that's the second to last.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 05:35:36 No.85140461 Report

Quoted By: >>85140479 >>85140490 >>85140504

Sorry I've been gone for so long
someone told mods

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 05:36:30 No.85140479 Report

Quoted By:

>>85140461
Well glad you are back, the edits are always fun think you will do anything about the whole checklist idea above

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 05:36:53 No.85140490 Report

Quoted By:

>>85140461
HE RETURNS TO US!! AT LAST THE CHOSEN EDITS HAVE ARRIVED

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 05:37:35 No.85140504 Report

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>tfw these threads are almost over

It's a sad feel.

>>85140461
HE RETURNS. It may not be the end after all!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 05:46:53 No.85140751 Report

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I have to email my phone and post from there. My phone does not handle the quick reply well.

So no reply's for me.
As for the checklist I think I have the perfect image in mind

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 05:57:06 No.85140987 Report

Quoted By: >>85141017

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 05:58:13 No.85141017 Report

Quoted By:

>>85140987
Was it at band camp to boot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 06:24:46 No.85141575 Report

Quoted By: >>85141649

>>85139266
But Opal's dead. And Nopal can't watch anything properly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 06:28:11 No.85141649 Report

Quoted By: >>85141665

>>85141575
Foaly has enough clips of Opal that he can do the spoofing thing from Eternity Code. All the pleasure of Opal Watching, without Opal watching.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 06:28:19 No.85141652 Report

Quoted By: >>85141807

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 06:29:08 No.85141665 Report

Quoted By: >>85141746 >>85141760

>>85141649
Are they willing to ask Foaly to do that for them though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 06:33:19 No.85141746 Report

Quoted By: >>85141763

>>85141665
Like he doesn't have one for him and his wife

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 06:34:07 No.85141760 Report

Quoted By: >>85141974

>>85141665
He has to come in eventually to make the reenactment of landing Hybras to Earth sex immersive. might as bring him in early.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 06:34:14 No.85141763 Report

Quoted By:

>>85141746
Kinky.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 06:36:37 No.85141807 Report

Quoted By:

>>85141652
That sure does sum up /x/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 06:45:37 No.85141974 Report

Quoted By: >>85142008

>>85141760
Do they force Guinea Pig Abbot to watch?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 06:47:32 No.85142008 Report

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>>85141974
Hmmm. That's a toughie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 06:57:10 No.85142179 Report

Quoted By: >>85142262

So, any plans for another thread after this one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 07:02:23 No.85142262 Report

Quoted By: >>85142352

>>85142179
I'd say we just wait until Saturday and some of us can make edits during the break time

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 07:02:49 No.85142271 Report

Quoted By: >>85142352 >>85142453 >>85142635

>fistoffairy:origins.jpg

Personally I'd like to wait while my ban wears off. Finish editing what I can come up with myself before taking requests. And mabye start an /aco/ thread with my special projects.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 07:07:34 No.85142352 Report

Quoted By:

>>85142262
Fair enough.

>>85142271
Looking forward to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 07:15:29 No.85142453 Report

Quoted By:

>>85142271
How long does your ban last?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 07:26:16 No.85142635 Report

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>>85142271
You're a saint, anon

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Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 07:42:38 No.85142815 Report

Quoted By: >>85142835 >>85143289

Ban ends August 6th at 03:45 ET

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 07:44:47 No.85142835 Report

Quoted By: >>85142926 >>85142971

>>85142815
age 12 Artemis really fucked his future self up with all the fetishes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 07:54:20 No.85142926 Report

Quoted By:

>>85142835
His future self is the one that gets to enjoy them though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 07:57:45 No.85142971 Report

Quoted By:

>>85142835
That's a funny way of saying made his life so much better

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2016 08:19:40 No.85143289 Report

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>>85142815
Dang, Arty is a man of patrician taste.

Anonymous

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