>>83731192jeepers, anon, if you need some help writing something without getting a case of the ol' happy hiccups, i could offer some downright helpful tips and tricks!
step one: get out of your own noggin and just write whatever comes naturally
step two: think about something that makes you sad, like when you run out of saffron and the next shipment won't be in for a week, or having to bury your own grandmother after you find her covered in stab wounds
step three: write out all the japes and tidbits that are making you giggle on another piece of parchment, so you can get it out of your system!
now youre bangin ready to get scrawling again!
