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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 04:57:48 2016 No.83591263 View Reply Original Report

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The Great Outdoors Edition

Previous: >>83587523

>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA [Embed]
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o [Embed]

>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 21
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131

>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/

>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0

>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ

>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA

>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw

>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura

>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T

>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su

>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 04:58:40 No.83591283 Report

Quoted By: >>83591318

They cry too much

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 04:59:47 No.83591318 Report

Quoted By: >>83591477

>>83591283
Everyone's in agreement that Crying Breakfast Friends is an internal parody of this show, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:02:27 No.83591377 Report

Quoted By: >>83591404

>>83591263
Lapis is shit pass it on

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:03:10 No.83591387 Report

Quoted By: >>83591423

These threads need to move back to /trash/, you aren't going to have anything new to talk about for two months.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:04:01 No.83591404 Report

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>>83591377
WORST GEM
W O R S T G E M

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:05:02 No.83591423 Report

Quoted By: >>83591514 >>83591979

>>83591387
>>>/trash/ you say?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:05:15 No.83591425 Report

Quoted By: >>83591446 >>83591508 >>83591533 >>83591987

I've just watched the first season of Steven Universe.
I think I might be in love with Pearl.
Is this what having a waifu feels like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:06:09 No.83591446 Report

Quoted By:

>>83591425
Pearl is Hitler

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:07:22 No.83591477 Report

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>>83591318
That's what I thought when I first saw it, then the episode when steven quizzed amythest kinda confirmed it for me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:07:25 No.83591478 Report

Quoted By: >>83591493 >>83591510 >>83591519

would getting Jasper drunk be a good or bad idea?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:08:17 No.83591493 Report

Quoted By: >>83591510

>>83591478
We don't know since right now Jasper has no character

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:09:03 No.83591508 Report

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>>83591425
I like pearl too. It makes me happy to see her happy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:09:14 No.83591510 Report

Quoted By: >>83592232

>>83591478
>>83591493
My headcanon says she'd take like, fifty dicks at the minimum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:09:25 No.83591514 Report

Quoted By:

>>83591423
Rollereno

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:09:30 No.83591519 Report

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>>83591478
Bad idea

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:10:06 No.83591533 Report

Quoted By: >>83591630

>>83591425
>another Pearlfag

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:14:25 No.83591630 Report

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>>83591533
Pearlfags that stand with pearl are never alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:19:59 No.83591781 Report

Quoted By: >>83591834

So what's the word on new episodes? Do we have another big hiatus?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:21:55 No.83591834 Report

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>>83591781
At the best end of June, at the worst 2 months

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:23:45 No.83591895 Report

Quoted By: >>83591926 >>83591934 >>83591945 >>83591991 >>83592022 >>83592831

So, who else was a massive Pearlfag riiiight up until smol Peridot was a thing?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:24:43 No.83591916 Report

Quoted By: >>83591967 >>83591971

More peridots

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:25:13 No.83591926 Report

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>>83591895
Me... ;~;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:25:25 No.83591934 Report

Quoted By: >>83592001 >>83592019

>>83591895
>smol
>>>/tumblr/

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:25:45 No.83591944 Report

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Lady of the sea, happy as can be

Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:25:48 No.83591945 Report

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>>83591895
Same

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:26:54 No.83591967 Report

Quoted By:

>>83591916
kay

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:26:59 No.83591971 Report

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>>83591916
why do most of those peridots have the wrong shaped gem?

the artist does realize cut and facet are production numbers, right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:27:00 No.83591972 Report

Quoted By: >>83592013 >>83592032 >>83592042

How many times have you rewatched the show, /sug/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:27:24 No.83591979 Report

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>>83591423
gimme that 99/00 BOI

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:27:50 No.83591987 Report

Quoted By: >>83592049

>>83591425
Welcome to Waifu hell
Have a Poil

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:27:55 No.83591991 Report

Quoted By: >>83592022 >>83592178

>>83591895
i was a peri fag when she was introduced

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:28:10 No.83592001 Report

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>>83591934
>giving a shit
>2007+9.5

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:28:18 No.83592008 Report

Quoted By: >>83592035 >>83592044 >>83592056 >>83592086 >>83592097 >>83592585

Post tfw hiatus

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:28:37 No.83592010 Report

Quoted By: >>83592038 >>83592052

Soooo Amethyst is kinda neat, huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:28:45 No.83592013 Report

Quoted By:

>>83591972
3 and a half

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:28:58 No.83592019 Report

Quoted By: >>83592042

>>83591934
We use that word too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:29:06 No.83592022 Report

Quoted By: >>83592088

>>83591895
>>83591991
I became and stayed a Perifag when she started turning into Team Rocket.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:29:32 No.83592032 Report

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>>83591972
0

i literally cannot watch an episode more than once for some reason, id probably have to start from the beginning and go all the way to the latest episode

maybe im an aspie

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:29:40 No.83592035 Report

Quoted By:

>>83592008

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:29:46 No.83592038 Report

Quoted By:

>>83592010
Nah, she' fairly messy.

But it's organized mess. She's got a system.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:29:57 No.83592042 Report

Quoted By:

>>83591972
Never

>>83592019
Thats because /co/ is literally tumblr.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:30:06 No.83592044 Report

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>>83592008

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:30:27 No.83592049 Report

Quoted By: >>83592310

>>83591987
>deleted the TRUMP 2016
you ignorant fuck

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:30:34 No.83592052 Report

Quoted By: >>83592073 >>83592082

>>83592010
You mean hot?

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:30:42 No.83592056 Report

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>>83592008

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:30:44 No.83592060 Report

Quoted By: >>83592100 >>83592101

Reminder that time itself bends to the will of the gems
Come before the hand ship and be frozen into the stillness of death, submit and spare yourselves the pain of living etc. etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:31:19 No.83592073 Report

Quoted By:

>>83592052
Nah, Ruby's the hot one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:31:37 No.83592082 Report

Quoted By:

>>83592052
>blush mallet hasnt done anything in like two days

Guess the hiatus has her down too

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:31:45 No.83592085 Report

Quoted By: >>83592118 >>83592122

>wanna post recap
>hesitant because of potential nuking

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:31:46 No.83592086 Report

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>>83592008

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:31:49 No.83592088 Report

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>>83592022
Or because you can relate to get being an or of her element mess in normal human situations?

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:32:15 No.83592097 Report

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>>83592008

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:32:17 No.83592100 Report

Quoted By:

>>83592060
40k fag get out.

And im saying this as someone who actually plays the fucking tabletop

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:32:19 No.83592101 Report

Quoted By:

>>83592060
>Reminder that time itself bends to the will of the gems
Only that one time when Steven killed himself a bunch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:32:56 No.83592110 Report

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concept: blue diamond has no eyes or nose, just a mouth

when a gem displeases her she unhinges her jaw and her mouth opens spreading across her entire face revealing multiple rows of hundreds of serrated teeth and fucking eats them

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:32:57 No.83592112 Report

Quoted By: >>83592133 >>83592153

See? I knew Peridot was just flavor of the month. Pearl love never dies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:33:11 No.83592118 Report

Quoted By:

>>83592085
Do it and then repost in case of a nuke

We should be more controlled than this and resist this illegal thread. It's filthy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:33:24 No.83592122 Report

Quoted By: >>83592145

>>83592085
Image limit was reached in the last thread and it's on page 8, I'm sure this thread will be fine.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:33:49 No.83592133 Report

Quoted By: >>83592155 >>83592157 >>83592175 >>83592296

>>83592112
HEROES
NEVER
DIE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:34:12 No.83592145 Report

Quoted By: >>83592165 >>83592198

>>83592122
The deal is page ten

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:34:29 No.83592153 Report

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>>83592112
need me a freak like her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:34:30 No.83592155 Report

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>>83592133

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:34:41 No.83592157 Report

Quoted By:

>>83592133

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:35:15 No.83592165 Report

Quoted By: >>83592218 >>83592231

>>83592145
>the deal
It's a self-imposed rule.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:35:38 No.83592175 Report

Quoted By: >>83592366

>>83592133
Blue pearl get out you're a slinker or your diamond replaced you millenia ago for a fancy new model.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:35:42 No.83592178 Report

Quoted By: >>83592231

>>83591991
my nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:36:33 No.83592198 Report

Quoted By:

>>83592145
If the mods aren't going to enforce the rule, then it's going to be ignored.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:37:20 No.83592218 Report

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>>83592165
>rule
It's more of a guideline

On a related note, is there a Steven edit yet?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:38:02 No.83592231 Report

Quoted By: >>83592259 >>83592367

>>83592165
But it works. Self control is just what these threads need if they're going to survive until the next episode.

Have you never been here for a mods ruling?

>>83592178
Disgusting. Greg's love is for giant women only.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:38:11 No.83592232 Report

Quoted By: >>83592292

>>83591510
is it because that how many it'll take to satisfy her?

i think it'd be more for the challenge
>today i exhausted 50 puny earthlings and had them begging for mercy
>tomorrow i'll try for 55

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:39:26 No.83592259 Report

Quoted By:

>>83592231
I'm sure Hot Pocket-san won't have a shit fit if we occasionally make a new thread while the old one is on page 8 or 9.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:40:24 No.83592284 Report

Quoted By:

What if a Steven Jasper fusion got a cold?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:40:43 No.83592291 Report

Quoted By: >>83592312 >>83592370

If Amethyst and Pearl fought for real, with killing intent, who would be the first to cry "Hold, enough?"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:40:44 No.83592292 Report

Quoted By: >>83592482

>>83592232
>needing 50 human earth dicks when even 1000 cannot compete with THE MURDERCOCK

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:40:55 No.83592296 Report

Quoted By:

>>83592133
our world is worth fighting for

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:41:19 No.83592310 Report

Quoted By: >>83592354 >>83592368 >>83592373 >>83592395 >>83592486

You know, I really, really wish the crew would start addressing the fact that Ruby and Sapphire's relationship is really unhealthy. They're extremely codependent and it's pretty damn clear that they don't even really understand each other's point of view.

I want an arc where they realize their relationship isn't healthy and they have to take a break from each other to become their own people.

>>83592049
>people still take the trump meme seriously

people expect him to fix the economy because he's a business man, ignoring the fact that he inherited his wealth and every business he started flopped and/or was an obvious scam, then they ignore him being a wallstreet man and expect him to stand up to wallstreet for them

meanwhile, he's ignoring debate questions to talk about his penis, insulting the disabled, making racist comments left and right all while flip-flopping on every single issue. He's a joke, and he's not even a funny one

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:41:22 No.83592311 Report

Quoted By:

Post YD

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:41:25 No.83592312 Report

Quoted By: >>83592350

>>83592291
Amethyst because Pearl wants to die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:43:22 No.83592350 Report

Quoted By: >>83592414 >>83592457

>>83592312
On the other hand, Amethyst is much stronger than pearl, but she's got a lot less experience and pearl's fighting style is built for the idea that she's fighting bigger, stronger gems

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:43:36 No.83592354 Report

Quoted By: >>83592486 >>83592601

>>83592310
>They're extremely codependent and it's pretty damn clear that they don't even really understand each other's point of view.
Garnet's actually interdependent. Steven's the codependent one.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:43:48 No.83592366 Report

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>>83592175
i actually thought that blue pearl's haircut was kind of a foreshadowing of her being replaced

why her haircut? well theres another blue-haired quiet girl with a similar haircut who gets replaced by a clone in a show that SU is heavily inspired by

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:43:52 No.83592367 Report

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>>83592231
Holy shit I made that gif too!

Have the template someone posted a long time ago as my way of saying "i can't believe someone saved that"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:43:53 No.83592368 Report

Quoted By:

>>83592310
don't erase artist's shit though, stupid bernbot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:43:59 No.83592370 Report

Quoted By: >>83592457

>>83592291
There was a whole conversation about this yesterday

Pearl fights circles around amethyst but cant get back up if she gets sucker punched

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:44:09 No.83592373 Report

Quoted By: >>83592488

>>83592310
That would mean no more garnet though.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:44:56 No.83592395 Report

Quoted By: >>83592499

>>83592310
>Ruby and Sapphire's relationship is really unhealthy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:46:05 No.83592414 Report

Quoted By: >>83592488

>>83592350
>Amethyst is much stronger than pearl
Actually gem size directly correlates to gem strength because it's basically determined by how much spare energy the magic engine in their gem can afford their physical form.

Pearl is stronger than Amethyst, canonically.

Now shit like who would win in a fight comes down to shit like spacing, terrain affinity, 2ndary powers, experience, disposition, intelligence, etc.

But in terms of raw physical and magical strength, Pearl>Amethyst

Lapis Lazuli News Kiosk

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Lapis Lazuli News Kiosk Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:47:11 No.83592439 Report

Quoted By: >>83592484 >>83592505 >>83592576 >>83592617 >>83592658

You ever notice how it's only white people that ever get facelifts? Everyone else either gets botox or fake breasts. We clearly haven't worked out all the kinks, or people would stop looking shiny, and create am age that doesn't exist.

Welcome to late night /sug/, where comfy eurofags and insomniac burgers post together in the name of their wives, and maybe talk about stuff too. You never know with us. We're the wild cards in a game of poker. The aces in a blackjack. The jackpot in slots. The crowd loves us and the dealers hate us. I'm your host Lapis Lewdzuli.

Here we go.

>BREAKING NEWS! Op forgets to change the fucking Edition title. What a thoughtless dork.
>Our Top Story! The battle rages on as the denizens of /sug/ argue for hours back and forth about the competence of human war plans and gempire capability and what it would take to rek a gem. Guns, missiles, ships, space travel, and the potential lethality of all that is war encompassed. All because one anon presented a scenario in which anon was drafted into a gem war and asked what they would bring with them. It just goes to show that of all things, war is eternal. Because war - war never changes.
>This heated diatribe devolves into talking about faster than light travel, and the origins of Gems themselves. What a nice wrap up to that shitstorm, you fucking nerds.
>A vorefag reveals his power level as he describes Blue Diamonds potential for having more teeth than the Osmond Family. I can understand oral play, but good god you're talking about getting eaten for a brief orgasm followed by DEATH. Disgusting degeneracy.
>Chief Correspondent Jim makes a daring comeback after the Geode crash lands on Earth. Who was to last head correspondent? I can't even fucking remember.

And now, the weather. Stay tuned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:48:06 No.83592457 Report

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>>83592370

True enough, but we've never seen Pearl fight Amethyst with intent to kill.

>>83592350

Amethyst has also never fought to kill another Gem, and she's untested.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:49:11 No.83592482 Report

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>>83592292
we all want murdercock, but he's retired

a gems going to have to make do with regular cocks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:49:14 No.83592484 Report

Quoted By:

>>83592439
Sail on, brave soul

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:49:15 No.83592486 Report

Quoted By: >>83592533 >>83592601

>>83592310
>>83592354
You guys don't know what codependency is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:49:19 No.83592488 Report

Quoted By: >>83592527 >>83592589

>>83592373
I'm fine with that. garnet has death flags on her and to be honest, I would like to see the second half of the series involve Steven learning to lead with Sapphire as his advisor

>>83592414
No, it's not size. Lapis is shorter than half the cast but is more powerful than the entire crystal gems. Peridot confirmed in Too Far that Amethyst is at the very least close to full strength despite her size. Her main problem is a lack of experience and skill, as well as her childish mentality

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:49:44 No.83592499 Report

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>>83592395

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:49:48 No.83592502 Report

Quoted By: >>83592563 >>83592595 >>83592685

Rate my squad /sug/

http://imgur.com/a/mShUA

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:49:56 No.83592505 Report

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>>83592439
Thank you LLNK! Send something to the boys on the front!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:50:37 No.83592527 Report

Quoted By: >>83592601

>>83592488

Death flags?

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:50:52 No.83592533 Report

Quoted By: >>83592574 >>83592598 >>83592601 >>83592619 >>83592675

>>83592486
>You guys don't know what codependency is.
Steven is codependent, Amethyst is counterdependent, Pearl is independent, and Garnet is interdependent.

Source: Sucrose

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:51:53 No.83592563 Report

Quoted By: >>83592664 >>83592708

>>83592502
>http://imgur.com/a/mShUA
Connie's Dad is Japnese m8

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:52:11 No.83592574 Report

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>>83592533
>Pearl is independent

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:52:14 No.83592576 Report

Quoted By: >>83592671

>>83592439
>but good god you're talking about getting eaten for a brief orgasm followed by DEATH. Disgusting degeneracy.
Normie
>not wanting to feel someone struggle as you digest them
Lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:52:41 No.83592585 Report

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>>83592008
>they found pearl's cp folder

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:53:05 No.83592589 Report

Quoted By: >>83592634

>>83592488
>Lapis is shorter than half the cast but is more powerful than the entire crystal gems.
Lapis's 2ndary power is water manipulation and she lives on a fucking ocean.

We've seen her go down like a bitch twice though and there's no large bodies of water on Homeworld.

Lapis is broken as fuck in the right terrain. Ruby would kick Lapis's ass in a volcano though.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:53:14 No.83592595 Report

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>>83592502
>no pearl
>no amethyst
not even worth a rating

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:53:22 No.83592598 Report

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>>83592533
Well sucrose doesn't know what codependency is.
>Pearl is independent
kek what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:53:25 No.83592601 Report

Quoted By: >>83592678 >>83592857

>>83592527
>strongest member of the gems
>steven's mentor
>always wearing red

okay, maybe the death flags aren't that convincing

>>83592354
>>83592486
>>83592533

regardless, their relationship isn't healthy. they can't stand to be apart

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:54:05 No.83592617 Report

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>>83592439
Some more Lapis back for your trouble, keep up the good work

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:54:08 No.83592619 Report

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>>83592533
>Pearl is independent

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:54:53 No.83592634 Report

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>>83592589
we've seen her go down like a bitch once. The second time she was caught in the air

Lapis is a squishy wizard. Insane magic powers but easily harmed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:55:06 No.83592637 Report

Quoted By: >>83592685

>>83592595
How can I have Amy and Pearl when Opal is in my squad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:55:57 No.83592658 Report

Quoted By: >>83592757

>>83592439
>tfw never in the news
M-maybe that's a good thing...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:56:10 No.83592664 Report

Quoted By: >>83592724 >>83592725 >>83592824

>>83592563
>Maheswaran
Japanese?

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:56:21 No.83592671 Report

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>>83592576
My Patrician Bretheren

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:56:34 No.83592675 Report

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>>83592533
>Pearl is independent
...nigga

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:56:50 No.83592678 Report

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>>83592601
>regardless, their relationship isn't healthy. they can't stand to be apart
That doesn't make sense. They like to be around each other and don't get on each others nerves. That's the opposite of an unhealthy relationship. If they broke down into complete disfunction every time they were separated you'd have a point but they don't so you don't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:57:07 No.83592685 Report

Quoted By: >>83592730

>>83592502
personally I'd suggest dropping the non-Gems(and replace Steven and Connie with just Stevonnie), add in Amethyst and Pearl, and fill in any remaining slots with other Gems

>>83592637
same could be asked about Steven and Rose

Lapis Lazuli News Kiosk

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Lapis Lazuli News Kiosk Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:57:47 No.83592706 Report

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>>83592505
This goes out to all you boys in camouflage fighting the good fight.

https://youtu.be/7vi5Pt51Af4

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:57:50 No.83592708 Report

Quoted By: >>83592824

>>83592563
>japanese
Nigga what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:58:25 No.83592724 Report

Quoted By: >>83592824

>>83592664
nigga

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:58:27 No.83592725 Report

Quoted By: >>83592785 >>83592805 >>83592824

>>83592664
Nigga look at him

Does he even look Indian to you?

No Brahmins of any sort would look like that.

He probably took his wife's name or fused it with his wife. Like a mega cuck

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:58:34 No.83592730 Report

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>>83592685
>same could be asked about Steven and Rose
shit didnt think about that

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:59:20 No.83592751 Report

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 05:59:34 No.83592757 Report

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>>83592658
You'll get in some time. You either gotta fuck up super hard or be a really cool guy. I find its better to let it flow naturally.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 06:00:53 No.83592785 Report

Quoted By: >>83592824

>>83592725
>Does he even look Indian to you?
I guess? about as much as the other two apparent indians

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 06:02:02 No.83592805 Report

Quoted By: >>83592824

>>83592725
>Does he even look Indian to you?
Yes. He looks more like a motherfucker from southwest asia than a jap man.
>Maheswaran

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 06:02:03 No.83592807 Report

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Why aren't you shitposting itt RIGHT NOW
>>>/v/340366735

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 06:02:35 No.83592824 Report

Quoted By: >>83592861

>>83592664
>>83592708
>>83592724
>>83592725
>>83592785
>>83592805

>Went to the Wiki
>Indian-American
Sorry everyone. I fucked up. For some reason, I thought He was Japanese because Connie kept bringing up Japanese stuff.

I guess she's just a massive weeb then

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 06:03:00 No.83592831 Report

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>>83591895
Peridot running around like a spooked cat was cute at first, but I was done with her after a few episodes. There is nothing in her character I give a shit about.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 06:03:01 No.83592832 Report

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 06:03:51 No.83592854 Report

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>>83592706
Thank you LLNK, here's one for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwlPeW2eBHw

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 06:03:56 No.83592857 Report

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>>83592601

I didn't know what a 'death flag' was until now.

That said, I like Sapphire, so Ruby catching death to the face or becoming her own person is a great idea.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 06:04:08 No.83592861 Report

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>>83592824
>connie and ronaldo will never get into a nerdfight about anime tastes

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 06:04:39 No.83592870 Report

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When are we getting another Pearl episode.

I wonder if she's gotten better at being her own person with an identity outside Rose.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jun 2016 06:05:22 No.83592881 Report

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>>83592832

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