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Anonymous Thu 05 May 00:43:49 2016 No.82483935 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>82483988 >>82484043 >>82484106 >>82484168 >>82484251 >>82484311 >>82484346 >>82484599 >>82485155 >>82487251

Time for the /co/ presidential election. Who would you vote for?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 00:45:41 No.82483988 Report

Quoted By: >>82484030 >>82484045 >>82487467

>>82483935
Luthor.
He's a job creator

Professor Zum, SORCERER SUBPAR

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Professor Zum, SORCERER SUBPAR Thu 05 May 2016 00:46:49 No.82484020 Report

Quoted By: >>82484295 >>82485087 >>82487169

Americans know what they really need in these trying times. A no-nonsense candidate with both webbed feet planted firmly in reality. It is true that we can make America great again, but we don't need that preening peacock in office to do it. We need a man who's not really a man at all, but instead a foul-tempered fowl who's finally had enough. We need HOWARD THE DUCK!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 00:47:06 No.82484030 Report

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>>82483988
He's also taken a firm stance against illegal aliens

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 00:47:22 No.82484043 Report

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>>82483935
Luthor will make America white again

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 00:47:26 No.82484045 Report

Quoted By: >>82484304 >>82487169

>>82483988
I highly doubt he'd be for the ethical treatment of meta humans though, quite the opposite. Howard on the other hand? His literal only friends are meta humans. What about protection for those who protect us?

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 00:48:57 No.82484101 Report

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My votes locked in.

Taco Tuesdays, yay!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 00:49:02 No.82484106 Report

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>>82483935
We need a candidate who would just say duck it.

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 00:49:24 No.82484114 Report

Quoted By: >>82484137 >>82484156

The last time we elected Luthor he let this shit happen.

But I don't trust that duck either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 00:50:11 No.82484137 Report

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>>82484114
Anon Gotham is like that any given tuesday

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 00:50:43 No.82484156 Report

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>>82484114
>Being this speciest?

What? Just because he's a duck from an alternate reality he can't lead this country? Fuck off back to /pol/.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 00:51:05 No.82484168 Report

Quoted By: >>82484254 >>82484266

>>82483935

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 00:51:10 No.82484171 Report

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Probably Lex.

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 00:52:55 No.82484251 Report

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>>82483935

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 00:53:00 No.82484254 Report

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>>82484168
Loki isn't from the US.
He has as much a claim as Ted cruz at the white house

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 00:53:19 No.82484266 Report

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>>82484168
>Trusting Asgardians.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 00:54:20 No.82484295 Report

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>>82484020
>this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 00:54:36 No.82484304 Report

Quoted By: >>82484573

>>82484045
Meta humans can take the abuse. They're literally built for it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 00:54:46 No.82484311 Report

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>>82483935
Mera.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 00:55:45 No.82484342 Report

Quoted By: >>82487169

Howard the Duck strikes me as a libertarian.
He places a very high value on personal liberty and is very skeptical of authority, or any kind of collective endeavor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 00:55:56 No.82484346 Report

Quoted By: >>82484396 >>82484510

>>82483935
I love Luthor's stance on illegal aliens
"We need to stop these illegal aliens from coming over and having their rocket babies"
"I'm gonna put a wall around earth and have the Kryptonians pay for it"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 00:57:11 No.82484396 Report

Quoted By: >>82484425

>>82484346
>Kryptonians pay for it
>Trying to make dead people pay for something
10/10, works just as well as Trumps plan

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 00:58:01 No.82484425 Report

Quoted By: >>82484483 >>82484506

>>82484396
There's a whole city of Krytonions alive though

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 00:59:28 No.82484483 Report

Quoted By: >>82484721

>>82484425
Yeah, in a fucking bottle.

What's the exchange rate between microscopic Kryptonian currency to USD?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 01:00:05 No.82484506 Report

Quoted By: >>82484622

>>82484425
>Believing everything you read in the Daily Planet
Lois Lane's a hack, she makes up shit about Superman every other day to get the headline. Do you honestly think that if there was some Kryptonian city in a bottle they wouldn't have broken out and taken over already?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 01:00:16 No.82484510 Report

Quoted By: >>82484542

>>82484346
Comparing Luthor to Trump is an insult to Luthor, frankly. Lex has a silver tongue, a razor-sharp wit and he doesn't even try to hide the fact that he's bald.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 01:01:25 No.82484542 Report

Quoted By: >>82484569 >>82484663

>>82484510
Auctualy turns out trumps hair is real

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 01:02:04 No.82484569 Report

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>>82484542
Sure thing, Donald.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 01:02:12 No.82484573 Report

Quoted By: >>82484634

>>82484304
Not ever meta is super powerful.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 01:02:50 No.82484599 Report

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>>82483935
He's just so convincing. I don't understand how you could vote for anyone else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 01:03:21 No.82484622 Report

Quoted By: >>82484793

>>82484506
>Found the Bugle drone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 01:03:40 No.82484634 Report

Quoted By: >>82484707

>>82484573
>defending muties

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 01:04:41 No.82484663 Report

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>>82484542
It's a real combover.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 01:06:14 No.82484707 Report

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>>82484634
>Not defending them.

You know some of them have the power to erase you from existence with their thought, right? Best not get them angry and just give them what they want.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 01:06:53 No.82484721 Report

Quoted By: >>82484746

>>82484483
So there's already a wall of sorts there.
We just have to deport the remaining ones there

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 01:07:56 No.82484746 Report

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>>82484721
Launch that shit into space.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 01:08:44 No.82484762 Report

Quoted By: >>82487829

>WE ARE GOING TO BUILD A WALL AROUND UTOPIA AND SAN FRANCISCO WILL PAY FOR IT

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 01:09:40 No.82484793 Report

Quoted By: >>82484912

>>82484622
What's next, you're gonna tell me that Spider-Man isn't a menace?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 01:09:47 No.82484796 Report

Quoted By: >>82484884

I'm going to have to go with Ertigan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 01:13:21 No.82484884 Report

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>>82484796
>Wasting a vote.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 01:14:31 No.82484912 Report

Quoted By: >>82484997

>>82484793
Name one crime he's ever been found guilty of.

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 01:15:22 No.82484934 Report

Quoted By: >>82485016 >>82485029 >>82485226

This fine young man has my vote

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 01:17:35 No.82484997 Report

Quoted By: >>82485057 >>82485080

>>82484912
He stole that guy's pizza.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 01:18:22 No.82485016 Report

Quoted By: >>82485226

>>82484934
I love that guy! Greatest person around! This is what we need, not some dumb evil genius, or an alternate reality duck, or some stupid Asgardian. Just a normal human.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 01:19:08 No.82485029 Report

Quoted By: >>82485226

>>82484934
>honored military veteran
>foreign policy experience
>that dignified posture
He's got my vote too

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 01:20:20 No.82485057 Report

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>>82484997
10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 01:21:06 No.82485080 Report

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>>82484997
The greatest crime of all. And when it was Pizza Time too.........

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 01:21:27 No.82485087 Report

Quoted By: >>82485140

>>82484020
Show me your birth certificate, duck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 01:23:16 No.82485140 Report

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>>82485087
There's nothing in the constitution that says the America has to be /this/ America. Alternate realities are still on the table.

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 01:23:53 No.82485155 Report

Quoted By: >>82486625

>>82483935
>not using the original version

you have to go back.

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 01:26:41 No.82485226 Report

Quoted By: >>82485616

>>82484934
>>82485016
>>82485029
What are you talking about?!? That man is clearly a chicken! And I bet Spider-Man is one too!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 01:41:52 No.82485616 Report

Quoted By: >>82486597

>>82485226
You've gone too far this time, Jameson. Raving on and on about a vigilante in a mask is one thing, but calling a Medal of Honor winner a chicken?

You're supposed to be running a newspaper, not a tabloid.

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Professor Zum, SORCERER SUBPAR Thu 05 May 2016 01:55:34 No.82485974 Report

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I personally support the pro-'busting platform of Dr. Peter Venkman for addressing the crushing reality of Carpathian Kitten Loss (CKL) that has plagued our country for so long. Everyone deserves a kitten, be it weird and hairless or otherwise. My friend, don't be a jerk. Vote Venkman.

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 01:58:30 No.82486077 Report

Quoted By: >>82486712 >>82486955

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 02:19:17 No.82486597 Report

Quoted By: >>82487050

>>82485616
Tabloid shabloid! Look at 'em! Those red eyes! The feet! That weird thing that is under their chin! What is it called anyway? MS. BRANT! GET PARKER'S LAZY BEHIND IN HERE SO HE CAN TELL ME WHAT THOSE RED THINGS ARE! Two words come to mind when I look at 'em. First word being menace, second being chicken.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 02:20:20 No.82486625 Report

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>>82485155
Making Donald Trump a meme only helps his campaign

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 02:23:45 No.82486712 Report

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>>82486077
Bullshit! Your lazy ass got into the war because some Japanese people blew up your ships.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 02:30:14 No.82486877 Report

Quoted By: >>82486955 >>82487107 >>82487169

You're all missing the best option.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 02:32:39 No.82486955 Report

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>>82486077
This is such an eerily prescient page, possibly only beaten by >>82486877 and 'Political Asylum'

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 02:36:09 No.82487050 Report

Quoted By: >>82487225 >>82487328

>>82486597
Dammit Jonah listen to yourself! This man rushed past linebackers for four years! He fought charlie in Nam. He went to China and kicked their asses so thoroughly we reopened trade. He shook hands with the president and then had the balls to go speak at a peace rally the same day. He broke open the Watergate scandal. He even fished through a hurricane.

How is this man a chicken?

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 02:38:30 No.82487107 Report

Quoted By: >>82487125 >>82487338

>>82486877

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 02:39:01 No.82487125 Report

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>>82487107

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 02:39:33 No.82487132 Report

Quoted By: >>82487176

>>82487125

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 02:40:12 No.82487151 Report

Quoted By: >>82487253

VOTE NOW

http://www.strawpoll.me/10132241

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 02:40:45 No.82487169 Report

Quoted By: >>82487203 >>82487216

>>82484020
>>82484045
>>82484342
He was born in a different dimension, so he's not a citizen and can't be elected president.

He could still be a senator, govenor or congressduck, though.

>>82486877
Same problem with Etrigan.

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 02:40:53 No.82487176 Report

Quoted By: >>82487193

>>82487132

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 02:41:25 No.82487193 Report

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>>82487176

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 02:41:52 No.82487203 Report

Quoted By: >>82487326

>>82487169
He came from /an/ America. So it still technically counts.

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 02:42:25 No.82487216 Report

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>>82487169
Etrigan's campaign has already answered that problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 02:42:38 No.82487225 Report

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>>82487050
>How is this man a chicken?
Chicken is as chicken does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 02:43:44 No.82487251 Report

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>>82483935
If Luthor gave up his beef with Superman for good, I'd vote for him in a heartbeat.

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 02:43:49 No.82487253 Report

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>>82487151
>No Corporal Forrest Boo
I'm writing in

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 02:46:17 No.82487300 Report

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I'm casting a protest vote for Corndog Girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 02:47:16 No.82487326 Report

Quoted By: >>82487569

>>82487203
There's an America in the universes where the Third Reich won too. Letting Howard run opens to floodgates to let a representative from that world run.

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 02:47:20 No.82487328 Report

Quoted By: >>82487396 >>82487425

>>82487050
White, you're as smart as your papers are truthful! He's not a chicken, he's a literal chicken. Like the kind I had this morning!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 02:47:42 No.82487338 Report

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>>82487107
>Doorstop of terror
>by steven king
>12408 pages
Fucking hell Mcduffie was a riot, it's a shame he focused on mostly serious works

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 02:49:31 No.82487396 Report

Quoted By: >>82487445

>>82487328
Didn't think you were the type to lay an egg, Jameson.

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 02:50:36 No.82487425 Report

Quoted By: >>82487540

>>82487328
And I thought you were being absurd before. Look at him. That strong jaw. Those broad shoulders. That thousand-yard stare. How could he be a "chicken". Besides, he's too tall.

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 02:51:19 No.82487445 Report

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>>82487396
DAMNIT CARLOS FOR THE LAST DAMN TIME GET OUT OF MY OFFICE! AND TELL MS. FRIZZLE THAT IF I SEE HER AND HER CLASS AROUND THE BUGLE AGAIN I'M CALLING THE COPS!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 02:52:08 No.82487467 Report

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>>82483988
His ant-communist stance along with his economic reform plans inserting the Luther - dollar have truly made America great again

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 02:52:45 No.82487484 Report

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Bugs Bunny: Astronaut. War Hero. Cross-dresser.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md0Gzmf7c-U

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 02:53:06 No.82487488 Report

Quoted By: >>82487551

I believe it's time an android held the office.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 02:55:01 No.82487540 Report

Quoted By: >>82487691

>>82487425
Oh yeah, sure, too tall. We have a talking duck running for office, a spider human hybrid, an alien who gets magic powers from the sun that lets him shoot lasers out of his eyes, but the chicken is too damn tall.

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 02:55:23 No.82487551 Report

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>>82487488
Who better than a loyal citizen of Mississippi?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 02:56:19 No.82487569 Report

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>>82487326
They'd have the right to run, but who's to say anyone would vote for them.

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 02:58:34 No.82487627 Report

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Have you guys seen Howard's VP?

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 03:00:46 No.82487691 Report

Quoted By: >>82487802

>>82487540
You know what Jameson, maybe you're right. Maybe he is a chicken. But guess what?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 03:05:37 No.82487802 Report

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>>82487691
SPIDER-MAN! YOU COMMIE CHICKEN! WE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT ALL ALONG! I WANT PICTURES! WHERE'S PARKER?!?

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 03:07:20 No.82487829 Report

Quoted By: >>82487866

>>82484762
Fuck off, cyclops shouldn't your necked ve broken or some shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 03:08:57 No.82487866 Report

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>>82487829
The terrorist got what he deserved.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 May 2016 03:54:22 No.82489033 Report

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>Hates violent mutants
>Helps build giant robots to protect humanity
>Literally did nothing wrong
Would vote for

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