>>82339870[At a Billdip fanfiction focus group study.]
Man: How many of you kids would like Dipper & Bill to have wacky, comedic, lighthearted adventures with fluffy romance?
Kids: [clamoring] Oh, yeah! I would! Great idea! Yeah, that's it!
Man: And who would like to see them do just the opposite -- having violent, gory fights in a horror story setting filled with really fucked up shit and hardcore fetish sex?
Kids: [clamoring] Me! Yeah! Oh, cool! Yeah, that's what I want!
Man: So, you want a fluffy, lighthearted, wacky romantic fanfic... that's filled with violence, horror, and fucked-up fetish sex?
Kids: [all agreeing, quieter this time] That's right. Oh yeah, good.
Milhouse: And also, you should win things by reading.