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>As Superman is saving the girl from the burning building in Mexico City, he looks to her.
"It's going to be okay, ma'am."
>Girl stared confused, responds with "Lo siento...no habla Inglés..."
[Superman smiles] "Todo estará bien, señorita."

>Superman saves the space capsule from the explosion, then opens it up, goes to the nearest astronaut and puts his hand on the guy's shoulder, looking the man in the face.
"Is everyone okay in here? Are you alright?"

>Family stranded on flooding rooftop. Suddenly Superman arrives and lands amongst the family, having brought dry blankets
>Family's puppy barks at Superman, he kneels next to it and offers his hand, the puppy licks it.
"You're going to be alright. These will keep you warm for now while I work on diverting the flood. Once that's done, I'll come back for you."

Look, I just improved Batman v Superman immeasurably.

IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HARD, SNYDER.