>>82233366All of the Beforan trolls.
Hell, I LIKED the Alternia troll arc, the culture seemed cool and (probably because i was a spergy little high schooler) troll romance seemed pretty neat at the time, plus the Ancestors and FLARP stuff? Fun arc
I even liked the Alpha kids arc. I mean, bitch as you might about all the "wah wah romance hormones Jake is probably autistic" stuff, but to be fair that's what every retarded little sixteen-year old thinks about a lot of the time. And hell, I loved Jake's goofy ass and Dirk being blunt as hell about wanting to fuck him the entire time.
Caliborn was fucking hilarious from day one, and Calliope was tolerable because she's kinda like having your dick chaffed after the best sex of your life.
But honestly, there is nothing redeemable about Beforus, at all. You've got "haha guys, it's a tumblr joke: the character," and Kankri's one-dimensional ass is just about the only likable one for that reason. Then there's:
Tavros but kinda cooler
Pervert weeaboo character
Guy with the state of mind necessary to write this shit
"OH YEAH, RADICAL": the character
Kanaya but thirstier and less likable
"I didn't want to actually explain this stuff in a creative way, so here's a Peanuts reference to do it for me": the character
Unmemorable guy with steampunk goggles
xX_EDGY_Xx cloun
Nepeta: muh disabled tolerance edition
Failed attempt at a cool character: now in pink!
The only really good side to Beforus was Cronus
