>>82134937OBJECTION!
The Dad-Boobs that would permit this to be possible were recalled ten years ago by the manufacturer for, and I quote, "Surprise transfusion of estrogen through the membranes, leading to chemical imbalances in the male's biology, especially when worn for extended periods of time. Additionally, the containers themselves rupturing when put under 20 psi worth of pressure, making it unreliable when dealing with a teething baby."
These products are thus no longer being sold and a settlement was reached, giving anyone who can reliable prove their long-term chemical imbalance a compensation of $20,000.
