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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 08:49:29 2016 No.81773048 View Reply Original Report

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The other threads died so here's a new one.

After seven years, Homestuck has finally ended with Act 7.
Love it or hate it, we've reached the conclusion of a long, long journey.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 08:52:58 No.81773128 Report

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>ended

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 08:54:42 No.81773159 Report

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Let it go

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 08:55:17 No.81773174 Report

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>>81773048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG7jKUHsLfY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 08:55:53 No.81773186 Report

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Good night, Homestuck, but not goodbye. I'll keep loving you regardless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 08:56:27 No.81773195 Report

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>>81773048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb4P-MZMzJs

Think of the good times

chaz !caledfvglc

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chaz !caledfvglc Wed 13 Apr 2016 08:57:25 No.81773213 Report

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sorry this is all i can manage at this level of inebriation
goodnight folks. its been real

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 08:57:30 No.81773214 Report

Quoted By: >>81773676 >>81773711

I don't understand. What happened to Lord English?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 08:57:37 No.81773216 Report

Quoted By: >>81773281 >>81773298

Does that mean you people will finally stop making threads about it, or are we stuck with it forever?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 08:58:38 No.81773238 Report

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*claps n gigles @ the ending*
congatlurations! congraluations!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:00:13 No.81773281 Report

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>>81773216
Expect a week or so of outrage and confusion mingled with half-assed explanations.
The ending is considered pretty weak by many. Lots of stuff is left for interpretation rather than shown on screen.
After that, HS should fade away until details on the epilogue or Hiveswap are released at least.

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Æ Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:00:22 No.81773285 Report

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>>81773213
CTT: Are the feet supposed to be butts as well?
goodn8

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:01:00 No.81773297 Report

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>>81773213
This is fucking fantastic. Good work again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:01:10 No.81773298 Report

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>>81773216

Stuck with it until Hiveswap is over, in about 4 years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:01:12 No.81773299 Report

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>>81773048
I actually liked act 7. I thought it was a satisfying resolution to the biggest threads, i.e. the creation of the universe, the defeat of LE, etc., and all in a very MSPA way. I think the biggest problem is that act 6 was such a god damn clusterfuck in terms of its handling of characters and plot threads. I think if it had been properly built up to, Act 7, completely unchanged, could have been a great ending. Hussie said he'd thought of the general idea of the ending a long time ago, and it showed, the feel of it definitely hearkened back to simpler homestuck, and I think its act 6's fault for turning it into a garbled mess that couldn't be saved. That said the ending didn't work at all for what the story became.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:01:47 No.81773313 Report

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RIP homestuck

Zwid !RUMIA.l2hM

Zwid !RUMIA.l2hM Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:02:33 No.81773327 Report

Quoted By: >>81773388

last threads didn't have homestuck in the op:
>>81764583
>>81768813

thread where update hit: >>81761509
threads prior (in reverse order): >>81759525 >>81756691 >>81745844 >>81745797 >>81739600 >>81733568 >>81727540 >>81720638 >>81714961 >>81707593 >>81702557 >>81683549 >>81675947

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:02:55 No.81773339 Report

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>>81773213
Thank you Chaz, you're doing god's work

chaz !caledfvglc

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chaz !caledfvglc Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:07:05 No.81773356 Report

Quoted By: >>81773398 >>81773598

i forgot roxykitten

>>81773285
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:07:06 No.81773358 Report

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>>81773325
Rose was to busy not having a character arc, because those aren't a thing remember, and getting bullied by vriska into not becoming a drunk somehow, to bother dealing with her quest despite it being shown time and time again that the Reward outweighs the risk, is a battle for EXISTENCE AND REALITY itself

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:07:11 No.81773362 Report

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>>81773324
that was stitch repairing LE's backup coat. everytime LE time jumps or disrupts causality a rip in spacetime appears on it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:07:23 No.81773370 Report

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>>81773213
*doesnt want dady 2 go away*
*crys so much*

TPDATS

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TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:07:35 No.81773373 Report

Quoted By: >>81773611 >>81774875

>>81773213
You did good, Chaz. Sweet dreams.

>>81773299
LE's defeat wasn't even shown on-screen and people had to guess at what happened to him, that's the polar opposite of satisfying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:07:39 No.81773374 Report

Quoted By: >>81773423

>slick never got the band back together

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:07:56 No.81773383 Report

Quoted By: >>81774011

At least we got some good erotic fanfiction out of it.

I discovered my nascent fetish for fucking a best friend years ago due to some Nep x Eq stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:08:15 No.81773388 Report

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>>81773327
thabk you zwind far th?s ebic poast

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:08:21 No.81773390 Report

Quoted By: >>81773611

>>81773299
I'm fine with most of it, I really am.
But I have a huge problem with the defeat of Lord English occurring off camera, to be inferred rather than shown.
A universe-destroying reality-consuming time god overlord superboss should not be defeated off camera.
When you spend so god damned long building up that tower, you have to bring it down in a spectacle.

TPDATS

TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:08:37 No.81773398 Report

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>>81773356
Oh, how'd you feel about the update? Can... can I take your advanced inebriation as an answer

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:08:51 No.81773404 Report

Quoted By: >>81773438

So now that this farce is over, will /co/ return to Gunnerkrigg Court?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:09:02 No.81773412 Report

Quoted By: >>81773440

Alright, here's what I want to know:
Why did Hussie largely stop using command prompts and the Narrator? Yeah, in-universe Caliborn locked him out, but I mean as a decision for the comic. I think that put a bunch of unnecessary limitations on him that hurt late Act 6, where he really needed to be on his game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:09:26 No.81773423 Report

Quoted By: >>81773514

>>81773374
>slick who never actually murdered anyone got Daoots
>slick who slaughtered the Bkids Skia gets to fuck mspaint till the end of time

Literally what the fuck

Zwid !RUMIA.l2hM

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Zwid !RUMIA.l2hM Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:09:32 No.81773425 Report

Quoted By: >>81773456

Is that so?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:10:25 No.81773438 Report

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>>81773404
What do you mean by return to? There's a Gunnerkrigg thread every time there's an update.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:10:31 No.81773440 Report

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>>81773412
>Iconic titles for every update in the past
>Changed to ==> for everything
Just sad

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:11:38 No.81773456 Report

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>>81773425
Holy shit this is one thing I have not missed

Zwid !RUMIA.l2hM

Zwid !RUMIA.l2hM Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:12:56 No.81773485 Report

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>>81773048
Technically, we still have an epilogue to 'look forward to'.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:13:35 No.81773494 Report

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>>81773485
Yep! Can't wait! Now to set my timer for three years from now and we'll all be good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:14:00 No.81773498 Report

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>>81773485
>epilogue
>implying it won't be just GCTavsprite waking up and then crying over his shitty existence

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:14:20 No.81773504 Report

Quoted By: >>81773530

>>81773048
LOL you know it is getting ready for a massive reboot?

I know several artist hired on full time for this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:14:41 No.81773513 Report

Quoted By: >>81773533

What a shitty ending. Ah well, one last time, who ARADIA here

Æ Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:14:44 No.81773514 Report

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>>81773423
>never actually murdered anyone
not for lack of trying

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:15:32 No.81773530 Report

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>>81773504
>not xamag
>not skeptic
Whos left? papers? Ikamaru?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:15:35 No.81773531 Report

Quoted By: >>81773563 >>81773630

FIRST COMIC: Animals
SECOND COMIC: Rap
THIRD COMIC: Detectives
FOURTH COMIC: Children

Anyone else seeing a pattern here? I think it's obvious what Hussie's next project will be.

Zwid !RUMIA.l2hM

Zwid !RUMIA.l2hM Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:15:44 No.81773533 Report

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>>81773513
I lost that image to time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:17:39 No.81773561 Report

Quoted By: >>81773586

THIS IS FUCKING WONDERFUL

ETERNAL KEKOLDING AND BEING JADE AND DAVE'S BUTTMONKEY

THIS IS HOW I PICTURED THIS CHARACTER

THANKS, HUSSIE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:17:43 No.81773563 Report

Quoted By: >>81773618

>>81773531
You missed out neon ice cream headache, and a lot of other TSO comics in general, humanimals is not the be all and end all. Even if I wish it was

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:18:06 No.81773568 Report

Quoted By: >>81773597 >>81773609

Watching people in denial about the ending is like seeing people's reaction to MGSV's ending all over again.

>It...it's just a ruse guys...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:18:45 No.81773579 Report

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Well, at least Gamzee never got out of the fridge. And in the end, isn't that what really matters?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:19:09 No.81773586 Report

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>>81773561
Karkat was irrelevant to the end.
The only thing in the entire story he managed to do (other than vomit out all caps exposition) was fail to make a frog right and dunk on a harmless leprechaun.

Kebs

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Kebs Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:19:13 No.81773588 Report

Quoted By: >>81773606

i dont have much to say, just wanted to see y'all off proper like

it's been pretty damn real, hsg. or what remains of it. thanks for way way more than I care to admit.

good fucking night

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:19:41 No.81773597 Report

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>>81773568
Its practically ME3 levels of self-delusion

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:19:45 No.81773598 Report

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>>81773356
rip

>>81773485
>one last thing five years after the game drops
can't wait

TPDATS

TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:20:09 No.81773606 Report

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>>81773588
Good night, Kebs. It's been tight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:20:26 No.81773609 Report

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>>81773568
MGSV at least had the excuse of being literally unfinished. They wanted to make a true climax to the game that neatly wraps up the plot with Mission 51, but Konami forced them out the door.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:20:30 No.81773611 Report

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>>81773373
>>81773390
Yeah, I think a simple shot of him dying from the juju would've made the flash so much more satisfying. I don't even think that was meant to be ambiguous, it just seems like it was poorly conveyed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:21:04 No.81773618 Report

Quoted By: >>81773641

>>81773563
Ten page comics and other failed misadventures don't count

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:22:16 No.81773629 Report

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>>81773597
"It's just a ruse guys it's Caliborn playing a trick on everyone" is the new indoctrination theory

TPDATS

TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:22:19 No.81773630 Report

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>>81773531
You missed out on Whistles you fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:23:00 No.81773641 Report

Quoted By: >>81773733

>>81773618
>failed misadventures
I guess that includes whistles then.

shiiiiit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:24:18 No.81773652 Report

Quoted By: >>81773701 >>81773714 >>81773733 >>81774890

So let me get this straight.

At some point in Caliborn's timeline, presumably after the last time we saw him in Act 7 since he'd just gotten the Juju chest, he was confronted by the Alpha and Beta kids. This set of kids were NOT the alpha timeline ones, because we know the alpha timeline kids never did that. So it was another group, but their John still had the retcon powers, because that's how they got there. Caliborn sealed the souls of the first four kids in the Juju and then chucked it off into the Furthest Ring. The other four kids continued to battle him, and as far as we know Jake did the hopesplosion thing and that was it, we don't know anything else.

Cut to now, when Vriska has the chest, and opened it. It unleashed the Juju with the four beta timeline kids' souls trapped inside, and for whatever reason this then produced a big laser that... did we don't actually know what. Because we never saw it.

Do I have that right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:25:35 No.81773665 Report

Quoted By: >>81773694 >>81773733

so much fucking emotion from that. i thought it was amazing and perfect honestly. insofar as anything about homestuck is perfect. the whole comic is a huge fucking mess. like a 10,000 piece puzzle. the ending wasnt finishing the puzzle, it was putting in the piece that lets you finally see what the picture was

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:26:08 No.81773676 Report

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>>81773214
He got sucked back into the void via the black hole
Later he resurfaced via Cal into Jack English, but was killed for good by Dave

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:26:42 No.81773687 Report

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So like act 7 starts with whats clearly Cali opening the book and telling the story of collide, she glosses over the fights we saw there and then we go to the lily pad and see the birth of the new universe, at this point everyone resolves to go fight english at his weakest, as a kid. They poof in with John's pwoers, the Beta Kids get stuck, while the masterpiece thing plays out. John’s retcon powers let everything ‘just werk’ so that the timeline isn’t completely fucked. We forward to vris opening the juju box against LE and the Beta kids come roaring out and we get the cliff notes of their encounter. LE gets stuck in the juju at the end, literally becomes homestuck. Everyone left alive all return to the pad and they go through the door. Then we get the quick epilogue of what everyone’s doing on their new fixed world and the last few exchanges, dave coming to to the senpai, rose & dirk, Karkat helping lead can town with the mayor.
The flash ends with caliope closing the book and someone asking her to read it again, she does so and we get the loop to page 1.

Hows that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:26:59 No.81773694 Report

Quoted By: >>81773819

>>81773665
How in any form did the ending provide any answers to a single fucking thing? How the fuck is it perfect?

Go fuck yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:27:40 No.81773701 Report

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>>81773652
Yep.
Where those iterations of the kids came from is unknown.
Where they went after Dirk did the soul draining thing is also unknown.
They are mystery heroes, stepped out of a shadow, a timeline that doesn't exist. Their actions allowed Lord English to be, but also apparently laid the foundations for Lord English to cease, supposedly, since it was off camera and all that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:28:00 No.81773711 Report

Quoted By: >>81775677

>>81773214
Remember Caliborn's extremely shitty stint on controlling the site?

It outlines it there when the kids use John's ghost bullshit powers to teleport back to Caliborn and try to fight him before he turns into Lord English.

Instead, he whips out his Juju and it sucks in the four main kids, although it is now a weapon that can be used against him, and so he banishes it to the void, and guess where Vriska found what.

Following the kids being sucked into the juju and banished, some shit goes down between the Side B kids and Caliborn + Arquiusprite get banished into the Lil Cal doll, then sent to the void thanks to Roxy.

Now that Vriska has opened the juju, it's time for the main four to come out and lay the smackdown on Lord English now that his power's been reduced thanks to the Green Sun no longer being an issue. In particular, Dave's shitty welsh sword is the most potent weapon against Lord English's invulnerability/immortality now that his clock is no longer active, seeing as it was technically made with the cue ball from Caliborn's clock weight and possesses knowledge within it - particularly, knowledge of Caliborn's karma and death judgment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:28:11 No.81773714 Report

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>>81773652
>At some point in Caliborn's timeline, presumably after the last time we saw him in Act 7 since he'd just gotten the Juju chest, he was confronted by the Alpha and Beta kids. This set of kids were NOT the alpha timeline ones, because we know the alpha timeline kids never did that. So it was another group, but their John still had the retcon powers, because that's how they got there. Caliborn sealed the souls of the first four kids in the Juju and then chucked it off into the Furthest Ring. The other four kids continued to battle him, and as far as we know Jake did the hopesplosion thing and that was it, we don't know anything else.
No. They attack after being in the new session for awhile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:29:08 No.81773726 Report

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>>81773358
HEY GUISE
THAT SURE WAS GREAT WHEN ROSE PLAYED THE RAIN RIGHT?
REMEMBER THAT PART
IT WAS STARTLING AND SATISFYING

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Æ Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:29:13 No.81773727 Report

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i just want to know how kanaya lit her forge :(
this is the closest thing to a sad kanaya i have on this computer

Noot

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Noot Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:29:15 No.81773728 Report

Quoted By: >>81773739 >>81773748 >>81773749

This was all I could think to do, really.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:29:20 No.81773731 Report

Quoted By: >>81773755

What the fuck was that?

TPDATS

TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:29:30 No.81773733 Report

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>>81773641
He did a whole book and a half of it, it should well enough count

>>81773652
Yeah, the ULTIMATE MASTERPIECE came out of thin air and is never accounted for and it presumably happened in the main timeline but we haven't seen it and Lord English was never shown to be defeated and this comic is a farce

>>81773665
And the picture was Hussie flipping us off because this ending was garbage that didn't explain or resolve anything and we've wasted 7 years of our fucking lives on nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:29:49 No.81773739 Report

Quoted By: >>81774038

>>81773728
It's nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:30:33 No.81773748 Report

Quoted By: >>81774038

>>81773728
Its nice, it invokes a melancholy feel.
Good stuff Noot

TPDATS

TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:30:34 No.81773749 Report

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>>81773728
You didn't have to do anything because we should probably just leave this comic to rot but it's appreciated and nice nonetheless

Attention !WHORE89jfk

Attention !WHORE89jfk Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:31:05 No.81773755 Report

Quoted By: >>81773761

>>81773731
It was Homestuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:31:34 No.81773761 Report

Quoted By: >>81773772 >>81773814

>>81773755
Nothing was answered or resolved in a satisfying way

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:32:05 No.81773765 Report

Quoted By: >>81773805 >>81773812 >>81773835

Shit, these threads make me want to read HS, but I've heard that it takes weeks to read through. And if I'm going to spend that much time on reading, there's better stuff I could read.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:32:05 No.81773766 Report

Quoted By: >>81773795 >>81773844 >>81773871

I feel entirely vindicated in not staying up till 5 am to watch that bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:32:39 No.81773771 Report

Quoted By: >>81773796

>neither Collide nor Act 7 were in any way as interesting, satisfying, or even musically complex as Cascade
I guess Hussie really wasn't lying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:32:40 No.81773772 Report

Quoted By: >>81773835

>>81773761
We're all grieving here anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:33:44 No.81773789 Report

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>>81773048

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:34:04 No.81773792 Report

Quoted By: >>81773820

I'm so glad Homestuck ended doing what it did best: being vague and confusing and angering everyone who read it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:34:07 No.81773794 Report

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I don't even understand what happened in it or why

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:34:14 No.81773795 Report

Quoted By: >>81773825 >>81773828 >>81773882

>>81773766
Are we sure Aradia died? She was just starting at the black hole, she could've left.
Fucking off camera unexplained bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:34:17 No.81773796 Report

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>>81773771
Collide was okay for different reasons
But fuck did hussie waste our time with act 7

Æ Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:34:40 No.81773805 Report

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>>81773765
>there's better stuff I could read.
not really no
unless you mean like actual literature
the first five acts of homestuck are the best the internet has to offer

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:34:59 No.81773812 Report

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>>81773765
It takes awhile but the earlier stuff is really, really, quaint.
If you're a lore fag, even with the ending the way it is (narratively unsatisfying initially) you'd still get a lot out of it.
The rage has washed over me. I don't think it's all that bad after reading interviews and hearing what he wanted to provide with the ending.

In fact, with you going in knowing there's no massive typical cresendo and wrap up you'd have even more fun.

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Attention !WHORE89jfk Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:35:06 No.81773814 Report

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>>81773761

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:35:17 No.81773818 Report

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The more I think about it in order to accept it, the more I cannot accept it. Just. I can't. This ending wasn't on the line of the comic at all. Like if you finished the topping on a chocolate cake with tomato sauce. It doesn't feel right to me. So fucking dissapointing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:35:21 No.81773819 Report

Quoted By: >>81773846 >>81773935 >>81774161

>>81773694
its fuckin homestuck man, it dies as it lived. if you think it should have showed everything in order you're in total denial as to what the comic was. you have some picture of what you wanted it to be but it wasnt that and also youre picture is shit and kill yourself

lord english's story is shown in full, we know what happens next, we know how he was created and how he dies, and more importantly we've seen sburb completed after all this time. a healthy universe has been made and the cycle is gonna continue.

also the tune was fucking good and rose and kanaya chilling together made me feel warm. good shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:35:25 No.81773820 Report

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>>81773792
That's our Vriska

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:35:51 No.81773825 Report

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>>81773795
Remember homestuck was a community project and so hussie is just giving back to the community by allowing everyone to have their own interpretation
Sure hes going to be doing a 'real epilouge', which act 7 was supposed to be, after the pure tidal wave of shit hit the fan
But yeah, its all your headcanon brah

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:35:53 No.81773826 Report

Quoted By:

OH SHIT
UPDATE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:35:54 No.81773827 Report

Quoted By: >>81773861 >>81773864

WHAT THE FUCK
UPDATE
NOT A DRILL

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:36:00 No.81773828 Report

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>>81773795
I'm not going to tick it if it didn't happen on screen same way I'm not ticking Davekat for sunk even though it remained unconfirmed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:36:16 No.81773835 Report

Quoted By: >>81773892

>>81773772
I'm not. I'm gonna sleep sound tonight knowing that I can finally check another story off the list.

Man, I haven't checked Naruto or Bleach in a while. I'm in much the same boat with them - got too far before regretting it, and now there's the burning need to know how it ends before I can put it down.

I think one of them was supposed to have ended recently? Maybe it was Bleach. Gotta check.

>>81773765
Do yourself a favour and read Problem Sleuth.

Æ Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:36:52 No.81773839 Report

Quoted By:

vriska's two foot thigh gap tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:37:00 No.81773844 Report

Quoted By: >>81773866

>>81773766
Come on now. It's fucking nothing, but it's not shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:37:10 No.81773845 Report

Quoted By: >>81773892

i dont get why people are confused as to what happened to LE and the game,
caliborn explains it all in homosuck with his shitty clay figures

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:37:11 No.81773846 Report

Quoted By: >>81773868 >>81773877 >>81774012

>>81773819
>lord english's story is shown in full, we know what happens next, we know how he was created and how he dies,
No how he dies wasn't clear at all and we don't even know where the fuck Caliborn came from

Zwid !RUMIA.l2hM

Zwid !RUMIA.l2hM Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:38:25 No.81773861 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773827
I was so dissatisfied at how there wasn't some kind of "PSYCHE" after the flash and the webcomic just stops.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:38:32 No.81773864 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773827
stop

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:38:36 No.81773866 Report

Quoted By: >>81773893

>>81773844
It was shit in every way except production quality

And I havent come this far to marvel at the incredible art

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:38:54 No.81773868 Report

Quoted By: >>81773886

>>81773846
>we don't even know where the fuck Caliborn came from
We got his whole backstory with the cherubs and whatnot didnt we.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:39:00 No.81773871 Report

Quoted By: >>81774198 >>81775187 >>81775221 >>81775584 >>81775679 >>81777762

>>81773766
Made this just after the space = lonliness convo. I'm counting homestuck ends as canon as we got our 'THE END'

1 line

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:39:14 No.81773877 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773846
We know EXACTLY where Caliborn came from: He's a fucking alien in a fucking universe that was made by somebody.

How he dies is also clear:
Dave's shitty welsh sword is his only remaining weakness, due to it being forged from the remains of his clock, and Dave, along with the others, are released from the Juju by Vriska.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:39:34 No.81773882 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773795
It doesn't matter, she's going to reloop in anyway. She comes out on top because she and Sollux had a load of fun in dream bubbles before LE and Calliope wiped them out.
With the new session being cherub it will wind around again and she'll hang out and have fun in the new repopulated dream bubbles.

What happens now is irrelevant, the implication is that it will ALWAYS happen.

>inb4 but what made 'x'
Irrelevant, it exists because it exists, it makes itself because it was made by the last session and it will exist again because it will make a new session.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:40:03 No.81773886 Report

Quoted By: >>81773899 >>81773925

>>81773868
Who made the cherubs and why did they show up on earth and when did Gamzee get involved

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:40:26 No.81773892 Report

Quoted By: >>81773912 >>81773941 >>81773944

>>81773835
It was naruto, it was okay. Shit goes off the rails around Pain bringing the Pain to leaf village. It was a fun ride though, it also had a fucking ending unlike homestuck.

>>81773845
>caliborn explains it all in homosuck with his shitty clay figures
Yeah that true, but when do the 8 kids and no trolls go to have this fight? How does this fight occur with the b kids trapped in the juju for 'X' amount of time?

Æ Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:40:28 No.81773893 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773866
i mean
okay im not gonna diss homestuck the anime it was great
but it wasnt homestuck
i dont like it
a huge part of homestuck was the guest art making it so its one artist that isnt hussie makes it feel wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:41:09 No.81773899 Report

Quoted By: >>81773906 >>81773916 >>81773917 >>81773918 >>81773922

>>81773886
That's like asking who made the trolls and who made the humans.

They just fucking exist man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:41:37 No.81773906 Report

Quoted By: >>81773937 >>81773944

>>81773899
>and who made the humans
Yeah, about that...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:41:48 No.81773910 Report

Quoted By:

So, um, this was it? Wow. Holy crap. This is... ridiculously empty and unresolved. I sure hope there will be something else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:41:55 No.81773911 Report

Quoted By:

>karkat never did the bloody thing
i want to die

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:41:55 No.81773912 Report

Quoted By: >>81773930 >>81773946

>>81773892
>Yeah that true, but when do the 8 kids and no trolls go to have this fight?
After the trolls that got into the new session die. It clearly states in the master piece that the look like they had been preparing for a long time and are eager to fight him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:42:11 No.81773916 Report

Quoted By: >>81773944

>>81773899
Except we know who made the humans, it's a major plot point

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:42:16 No.81773917 Report

Quoted By: >>81773944

>>81773899

But we know who did those things. It was John and Karkat.

Not the species as a whole, but we know who made the ones we saw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:42:19 No.81773918 Report

Quoted By: >>81773944

>>81773899
>who made the humans
uh

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:42:31 No.81773921 Report

Quoted By:

>have a good nights sleep
>wake up to this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:42:32 No.81773922 Report

Quoted By: >>81773944

>>81773899
The squids made the trolls

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:42:46 No.81773925 Report

Quoted By: >>81773933

>>81773886
>Who made the cherubs and why did they show up on earth
They're space aliens. They're not made by anyone (except their parents), they just exist as part of the setting. Two of them had a child on earth because they wanted to and it was a nearby planet. This is background data. It is not important who or why.
>and when did Gamzee get involved
The dark carnival isn't going to get an explanation. How, again, doesn't matter, only that it did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:43:18 No.81773930 Report

Quoted By: >>81773951

>>81773912

Then what happened to their souls after the big laser beam? And what happened to the Alpha kids?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:43:28 No.81773933 Report

Quoted By: >>81773965

>>81773925
>The dark carnival isn't going to get an explanation
uHHH

TPDATS

TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:43:30 No.81773935 Report

Quoted By: >>81773975

>dedicate massive swaths of the comic to stupid relationship bullshit
>final update
>"eeeeehhh it's open to interpretation"

>>81773819
The picture of what I wanted it to be was like... Descend or Cascade 2, mostly drawn by Hussie, then an Alterniabound-style walkaround to wrap up all the relationships and to set up the impending character, THEN the last 5 seconds of the flash we got, and MAYBE a slideshow epilogue showing them in Can Town doing fun shit they actually do instead of fucking soccer and picnics. You know, shit similar to shit Hussie made in the past that was interesting and satisfying and he could definitely do again but with current comic events?

And no, we didn't know how he'd die, and the comic didn't SHOW how he died, it gently implied it at best and people are still picking up the pieces and details after the fact, and we have no idea when the events of Caliborn's Ultimate Masterpiece are because it sure didn't seem like this timeline, and IF IT WAS then we have no idea what happened to any of the kids afterward. We didn't even see them open the fucking door to the new universe which I guess we could have predicted but it doesn't make it any better

All this update had going for it was pretty art because the story was less than nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:43:32 No.81773937 Report

Quoted By: >>81773953

>>81773906
>Yeah, about that...
You acting clever makes you look more retarded. It was clearly circular logic that made the humans, they are because they were and they were because they had been. Although the process is different the same is true of all races.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:43:50 No.81773940 Report

Quoted By: >>81773996

I only have one question after all of it

If you can have sprite^2, why didn't one form when Davebirdsprite was fucking Jadedogsprite?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:43:54 No.81773941 Report

Quoted By: >>81773999 >>81774190

>>81773892
ACT 7 -> Kids go live in their universe -> all their friends die of old age -> John zaps them into the claymation masterpiece, they fight Caliborn -> B1 kids get trapped in the juju, Caliborn banishes it into the ring -> Vriska find it, releases B1 kids -> they defeat a depowered LE for good

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:44:20 No.81773944 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773892
>when
Doesn't matter, John's got fucking timespace bullshit powers. Probably sometime after they settle into the new universe and finish the personal quests on their planets.

>gamzee
The shitty fucking clown was always involved.

>>81773906
>>81773916
>>81773917
>>81773918
>>81773922
Point still stands even if I forgot that particular detail. They all existed as a matter of course for a new universe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:44:32 No.81773946 Report

Quoted By: >>81773969 >>81773970

>>81773912
Okay why would they think or even know to go back to fuck with caliborn if they already beat him using the juju?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:44:34 No.81773947 Report

Quoted By: >>81773978 >>81773989

Someone please tell me the entire internet is trolling me by >implying it's actually over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:44:39 No.81773948 Report

Quoted By: >>81773956 >>81773984

So what was the point of the noble circle of horrorterrors?
Lord English slaughtering them was irrelevant?
I guess they really were evil?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:44:52 No.81773951 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773930
Given that John fucked off and they retconed in from the past?
Given that they were already in the cherb session anyway?

Same shit they were already doing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:44:57 No.81773953 Report

Quoted By: >>81773985

>>81773937
>It was clearly circular logic that made the humans
No, it was clearly the trolls who created humanity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:45:09 No.81773956 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773948
Lovecraft references
Yes
Didn't matter

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:45:59 No.81773965 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773933
I don't believe it was ever clarified how he skips around sessions to show up in Alpha and Caliborn worlds.
I don't believe it matters, either. He is a tricky clown alien.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:46:25 No.81773969 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773946
They didn't, Vriska did.
Besides they are in the cherub session anyway, they were bound to encounter him. I'd say Rose helped understand what was going on but even that explanation isn't required given the circumstance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:46:27 No.81773970 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773946
because they have to beat caliborn to make lord english who sets everything into motion

they have two seers so they probably know what they have to do

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:46:47 No.81773974 Report

Quoted By: >>81774007

what happened to noir

what happened to vriska

exactly how many of our main protagonists ever even saw the final villain as an adult, much less ever confronted him

TPDATS

TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:46:49 No.81773975 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773935
Pardon, impending character futures, like the Mayor planning Can Town but also showing that the kids and trolls have interests and motivation and not just chilling in grass

Attention !WHORE89jfk

Attention !WHORE89jfk Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:47:00 No.81773978 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773947
I'm sorry, lad.

This is it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:47:03 No.81773980 Report

Quoted By: >>81773992 >>81773994 >>81773998 >>81774001 >>81774003 >>81774018 >>81774036 >>81774053 >>81774054 >>81774063 >>81774083 >>81774133 >>81774146

Let's make a list of shit that doesn't matter

Ill start:
Karkat

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:47:24 No.81773984 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773948
They dwell in the furthest ring and serve as derse dreamers' equivalent of the prospit clouds. LE slaughtered them by collateral damage, they didn't want to be slaughtered, so they asked Rose for help.
I really don't see what's unclear about any of that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:47:26 No.81773985 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773953
and humanity that made the cherub session.
LE who fucked with the troll session to get to the human session that would create the cherub session.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:47:30 No.81773989 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773947
Act 8 is coming and you can't stop it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:47:39 No.81773992 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773980
DD

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:47:40 No.81773993 Report

Quoted By: >>81774016

>>81773362
No, that only happens in non-closed time loops, like Eggs and Biscuits with their antics. Die seems to bypass this by virtue of his juju apparently not causing any such tears. Lord English is fine since all his time loops are arranged properly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:47:42 No.81773994 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773980
Slick

TPDATS

TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:47:55 No.81773996 Report

Quoted By: >>81774006

>>81773940
They were both double-prototyped. Rosesprite wasn't and Tavrossprite wasn't so they could be prototyped with another sprite. There are a lot of questions left in this comic but that is not one of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:48:01 No.81773998 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773980
Horrorterrors
Any of the sprites (they weren't even shown unlike Karkat)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:48:00 No.81773999 Report

Quoted By: >>81774026 >>81774047 >>81774077

>>81773941
-> John zaps them back to the other four kids they got separated from, then go back to their universe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:48:06 No.81774001 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773980

Calliope being revived.

That sure is a ring of revival and immortality that got wasted on somebody who contributed nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:48:12 No.81774003 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773980
None of this matters

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:48:34 No.81774006 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773996
Nah that's the only one left

Thanks, now all the questions are answered

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:48:38 No.81774007 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773974
>what happened to vriska
Fucked by the black hole rift like the rest of Dream Bubbles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:48:56 No.81774011 Report

Quoted By: >>81774055

>>81773383
Give me all the Nep x Eq stuff you have, anon. I'm in the mood for some pales with benefits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:49:00 No.81774012 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773846
caliborn is born on earth in the new universe trillions of years in the future. lord english dies at the end of all space and time after the green sun is destroyed and the beta kids come out of the house juju. in the end all creation conspired to create and destroy him

the bittersweet part is knowing that despite the happy ending this stuff is still gonna happen. years and years later the eight god kids are gonna have to get together for this battle as we saw in a6a6a5 and theyre gonna have the shit kicked out of them and get trapped forever in the house. they didnt stop it happening, its completely inevitable. but in the end they'll come out and destroy him. all this stuff has already been exposited. if you dont remember thats fine but if youve read the comic recently and dont understand this stuff i dunno what to say.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:49:19 No.81774016 Report

Quoted By: >>81774087

>>81773993
Good point, I misremembered what events cause it, but the point stands.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:49:20 No.81774017 Report

Quoted By: >>81774045 >>81774046 >>81774052 >>81774072

Soooooooo
maybe I'm super slow, didn't notice it.

But did anyone ever explain the makers of sburb and how all of this is even possible?

Like in a universal aspect for both the troll and humans to have a copy of a game that allows them to do all this in the first place?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:49:24 No.81774018 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773980
90% of characters, plot points, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:50:03 No.81774026 Report

Quoted By: >>81774047 >>81774077

>>81773999
OR
They all die in the collapse of Paradox Space.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:50:24 No.81774036 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773980
The Alpha kids.

Noot

Noot Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:50:31 No.81774038 Report

Quoted By: >>81774068

>>81773739
>>81773748
I'm glad, because melancholy is all I can feel atm.
>>81773749
At least if I show it off here, someone will see it.
I only have 200 followers on tumblr, so... At least you guys can appreciate it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:50:58 No.81774042 Report

Quoted By:

>reading the thread where the update hit

i wish i hadn't had shit to do this morning so i could have stayed awake for it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:51:01 No.81774043 Report

Quoted By:

Why is Karkat worse than fucking Vriska now?

How do you fucking achieve that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:51:03 No.81774045 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774017
no definitive point of creation. it just is. every good civilization will extract the same code from some ruins, and when it is ran, their sburb equivalent begins.

it's just a causal paradox

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:51:04 No.81774046 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774017
Obviously not, and I didn't expect any of that either. The universe is the universe, that's just how it works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:51:07 No.81774047 Report

Quoted By: >>81774073 >>81774093

>>81773999
No, that would fuck the loop
It's this
>>81774026

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:51:22 No.81774052 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774017
There a couple lines talking about how and why the game was made, can't remember when.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:51:27 No.81774053 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773980
Kurloz and his coat of many colors.

Glub

Glub Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:51:27 No.81774054 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773980
homestuck
:(

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:51:31 No.81774055 Report

Quoted By: >>81774087

>>81774011
Sorry mate it has been multiple years since I've looked at HS ero

I only came back for the end

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:51:52 No.81774063 Report

Quoted By: >>81774120 >>81774141

>>81773980
All trolls except the patron trolls, meenah seriously wasn't needed. Like now that I think about it, what was her point/goal? to die to le? to beat him? to fade away in the bubbles after LE gets reckt?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:52:06 No.81774068 Report

Quoted By: >>81774092

>>81774038
dude 200 followers is more than the 55 people ITT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:52:08 No.81774069 Report

Quoted By: >>81774089 >>81774090 >>81774093 >>81774096 >>81774097 >>81774157

>>81773048
What's a Homestuck?
How does it end?
I don't care to read it myself so spoil.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:52:27 No.81774072 Report

Quoted By: >>81774109

>>81774017
Circular logic f//am, trolls/cherubs/humans have no reason to exist either other than the fact someone creates them.
SBURB exists because a session of sburb made the universe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:52:29 No.81774073 Report

Quoted By: >>81774115

>>81774047
How does that fuck the loop? All they gotta do is go back after Lil Cal was sent into the void.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:52:54 No.81774077 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773999
>>81774026

yeah this is definitely the one thing that has not been answered. i guess i dont want to know the answer? i think the universe just ends after lord english is defeated honestly. like how the green sun was created at the beginning of all time, it was destroyed at the end of all time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:53:08 No.81774081 Report

Quoted By:

It's pretty obvious that Hussie just got tired of Homestuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:53:11 No.81774083 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773980
Vriska

Even fucking pre-retcon Vriska could take over her job and nothing would change.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:53:21 No.81774087 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774016
Yeah, I just wanted to chime in on that point.

>>81774055
Damn it. Only the smut is the most worthwhile thing left in this fandom, damn it. It's almost impossible to taint it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:53:30 No.81774089 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774069
Not with a bang, not with a whimper, but with a simple, quiet needle drop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:53:31 No.81774090 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774069
Its an anime about kids and creation myths. It's about 8000 pages and most of it is memetic recursion.

Noot

Noot Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:53:34 No.81774092 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774068
Considering most are russian porn bots or offline bruh, that can be debated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:53:47 No.81774093 Report

Quoted By: >>81774215

>>81774047
How would that fuck up the loop.

>>81774069
It's a really long webcomic where lots of shit happens. It ends with a gorgeous nine minute animation that leaves huge swathes of said shit unaddressed or ambiguous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:53:52 No.81774096 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774069
A comic about some green dude that decides he hates his ghost sister from a parallel universe so he bites off his leg and breaks a clock.

it ends without resolution.

Attention !WHORE89jfk

Attention !WHORE89jfk Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:54:03 No.81774097 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774069
Nobody knows.

TPDATS

TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:54:26 No.81774104 Report

Quoted By: >>81774116 >>81774121 >>81774122 >>81774136 >>81774154 >>81774171 >>81774205

>Karkat, Kanaya, and Terezi aren't god tier and they're going to die while their friends live on eternally
>Vriska's probably already dead (either heroic or black hole), Sollux is probably 1/2x dead (black hole), Aradia is probably dead (not heroic because she's nowhere near the fight but black hole might trump god tier), ghost army is probably double-dead (via black hole)

Holy shit did Hussie imply all the trolls fucking dying off

Barring potential immortality for sprites, in which case the only saved trolls are Nepeta and Tavros

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:54:59 No.81774109 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774072
>dodging the wordfilter
shit taste, baka desu senpai

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:55:33 No.81774115 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774073
Beforus->Alternia->B1->B2->Cherubs->Beforus
LE dies in B2. Caliope rinses out all the residual ghosts and shit in PS in B2.
Calli rises in Cherubs and is confronted by B2 survivors. Is sealed and LE.
LE fucks with all the sessions making his way to B2.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:55:34 No.81774116 Report

Quoted By: >>81774209

>>81774104
We know trolls survive because caliborn's dad killed some.

Æ Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:55:46 No.81774120 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774063
she existed so hussie wouldnt have to give hic a personality
same with cal and le

TPDATS

TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:55:48 No.81774121 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774104
Oh sorry also
>Gamzee possibly dead via black hole but you can't keep down the clown so who knows what the fuck happened to him, not us, not Hussie

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:55:50 No.81774122 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774104
muh matriorb
muh karkat NEEDS to live

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:56:26 No.81774133 Report

Quoted By: >>81774175

>>81773980
Let's make a list of spinoff comics that would have been a better use of time than Homestuck

I'll start
>Midnight Crew
>Grimdark troll ancestors

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:56:33 No.81774136 Report

Quoted By: >>81774148 >>81774152 >>81774186 >>81774209

>>81774104
>>Karkat, Kanaya, and Terezi aren't god tier and they're going to die while their friends live on eternally
Jane is still around to revive them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:56:34 No.81774138 Report

Quoted By:

check the archive

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:56:35 No.81774141 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774063
To help give HIC a personality.

Æ Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:57:17 No.81774146 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773980
all waifus

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:57:23 No.81774148 Report

Quoted By: >>81774186

>>81774136
>dirk and dave can use soul and time bullshit to reverse their age
yes
good

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:57:37 No.81774152 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774136
Only once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:57:40 No.81774154 Report

Quoted By: >>81774209

>>81774104
There's the matriorb, though. There's probably a planet somewhere in the new universe full of them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:57:41 No.81774157 Report

Quoted By: >>81774202

>>81774069
its a fucking mystery

every possible question in the history of all time is answered and somehow we still dont know what the fuck happened or why

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:58:00 No.81774161 Report

Quoted By: >>81774273

>>81773819
It did not die as it live

Homestuck begins
- MS Paint adventures
- Lo-fi style allows creator to put out absurd amount of story per day
- Every detail ends up becoming somehow significant
- Is constantly subverting the players expectations
- Doesn't take itself seriously

Homestuck ends
- Is a literal anime
- Took four years to make ten plot-free minutes
- Its fucking nothing
- Takes all of our expectations and plays them perfectly straight
- Is boring, cheesy, and saccharine

Somehow in the course of seven years, Homestuck completely undid itself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:58:15 No.81774164 Report

Quoted By: >>81774176 >>81774178 >>81774190 >>81774235

I get everything at this point but where the fucking masterpiece fits into the timeline.
Was it an inexplicable alternate timeline that was never hinted at? Do the kids jump forward to dead Earth when they've lived their lived to finally deal with Caliborn, since the trolls didn't come with them and they don't have immortality? Did Hussie outright forget about it?

That scene is the most important plot point in Act 6, telling us how LE was born and what the macguffin is, and it doesn't fit in anywhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:58:34 No.81774171 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774104
>they're going to die while their friends live on eternally
Well Terezi at least isn't going to be around for that, considering that she apparently got turned around and fell off the lily pad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:58:53 No.81774175 Report

Quoted By: >>81774193 >>81774195

>>81774133
Homosuck
Wizardry Herbert

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:58:54 No.81774176 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774164
umm your mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:58:58 No.81774178 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774164
>Its up to your interpretation :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:59:11 No.81774181 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773048
So was caliborn retconned out of existence by the juju or did it suck him in, or hinder him enough for the Green sun black hole to destroy him.In that case did both vriska and aradia get totalled by the blackhole or juju. Or will they arrive on earth millions of years later pulling a diebuster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:59:29 No.81774186 Report

Quoted By: >>81774214 >>81774236

>>81774136
>>81774148
You need to accept that they die for the loop to make sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:59:36 No.81774190 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774164
see
>>81773941

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 09:59:59 No.81774193 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774175
>Wizardry Herbert
Did that shit matter for fucking anything worthwhile? Or was that more red herring shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:00:07 No.81774195 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774175
no fuck that i dont want 2016 Hussie to ruin Wizardy Herbert

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:00:19 No.81774198 Report

Quoted By: >>81774210

>>81773871
Did sollux even appear?

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Æ Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:00:36 No.81774202 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774157
>every possible question in the history of all time is answered

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:00:39 No.81774205 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774104
all i ever wanted was for the trolls to die but he can't even do that right

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:00:47 No.81774208 Report

Quoted By:

>Gamzee could have killed off Karkat in Act 5 Part 2
>we would have gotteb Karkat's bizarre adventures through the dreambubbles

TPDATS

TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:00:48 No.81774209 Report

Quoted By: >>81774225

>>81774116
That was on regular Alternia, wasn't it? His dad is probably old as shit and potentially hops universes, cherubs are fuckin' great

>>81774154
Who cares about the future generation of trolls I'm talking about ours

>>81774136
Good point but also how long does that go for after a natural lifespan ends

Are they revived old as shit and are they immortal forever then or what

Also Eri's double dead this is the worst possible ending

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:00:56 No.81774210 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774198
yeah, he appeared in collide holding ararara's hand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:01:08 No.81774214 Report

Quoted By: >>81774245 >>81774250

>>81774186
Or you're right. That explains why they aren't there when the kids get eaten, they're already dead of old age.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:01:18 No.81774215 Report

Quoted By: >>81774226 >>81774233

>>81774093
Them reuniting with the others would mean there should have been two sets of them already. There wasn't. The loop is closed.
They get pocketed along with 8ball LE after long happy lives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:01:49 No.81774223 Report

Quoted By: >>81774229 >>81774282

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd_e_97t-Xc

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:02:03 No.81774225 Report

Quoted By: >>81774282

>>81774209
no, what the fuck?
the planet looked nothing like alternia and also got blown up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:02:16 No.81774226 Report

Quoted By: >>81774250

>>81774215
They could just zap back in right where they zapped out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:02:26 No.81774229 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774223
i-is this ironic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:02:38 No.81774233 Report

Quoted By: >>81774242 >>81774247 >>81774250

>>81774215
Thats a shitty fucking ending all things considered
It will literally just keep happening
again and again

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:02:43 No.81774235 Report

Quoted By: >>81774251

>>81774164
I guess it happens some time after they enter their universe. All the human players are immortal, after all. I suppose they may stop aging after a certain point too. Caliborn said they came after him after they had powered up even more with loads of "boons", so they may continue to get stronger in their new universe before finally deciding to travel to their Earth's "future" to confront Caliborn.

The only loose end here is that the B2 Kids are stuck at Caliborn's planet unless the B1 Kids were unleashed by Vriska, since only John can get them out of Caliborn's session since it's otherwise impossible for them to navigate out of the Incipisphere without someone to predict their trajectory/shoot them out into the void on a meteor in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:02:44 No.81774236 Report

Quoted By: >>81774279

>>81774186
You need to accept that it doesn't need to make sense. There's no reason they couldn't have eventually fucked off somewhere else entirely. It's suggested that Lord English has annihilated many, many universes. It's not unthinkable for a few of the ones he didn't to have their own closed loops outside of the loop we know of.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:03:27 No.81774242 Report

Quoted By: >>81774264 >>81774268

>>81774233
yeah but this time around they have the horn of eld and also john is black

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:03:45 No.81774245 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774214
>kids get eaten
wot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:03:46 No.81774246 Report

Quoted By:

Five bucks says that whatever epilogue Hussie is planning to do later this year will show the kids teleporting to Caliborn to fight him and leaving their universe behind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:03:51 No.81774247 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774233
>It will literally just keep happening
>again and again
homestuck is all about causal loops

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:03:58 No.81774250 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774214
Yup. The ending DOES tie together albeit begrudgingly.

>>81774233
And? Would you say they're stuck?

>>81774226
Except they're summoned to pocket a weakened LE. If they fucked up LE would likely get away. Nah they had to finish the job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:04:08 No.81774251 Report

Quoted By: >>81774265

>>81774235
Roxy can do that.
She wasn't sleeping when she gave the ring to Calliope, remember?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:04:36 No.81774258 Report

Quoted By: >>81774280

Problem Sleuth is still the pinnacle of Hussie's work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:04:44 No.81774260 Report

Quoted By:

So will the real ending come at 6:12 or 10:25?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:04:58 No.81774264 Report

Quoted By: >>81774288

>>81774242
TOP KEK
Fuck them for doing that to the gunslinger.

Fuck Stephen King for losing the notes for the original gun slinger because he's a drunk little cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:05:11 No.81774265 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774251
Oh yeah, forgot she was the Void hero.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:05:19 No.81774268 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774242
Reminder Hussieliterally didn't even touch the final animation of his own comic known for it's animations

Just in case your repressed it already

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:05:24 No.81774270 Report

Quoted By:

>the casino was never avenged

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:05:34 No.81774271 Report

Quoted By: >>81774303 >>81774308 >>81774389

Alright, I just re-watched Act 7, and there are a few things that are easy to miss that, once you catch them, make it a lot more satisfying.

LE's powers definitely DID go away when the Green Sun was destroyed- the shot after the Black Hole Calliope creates finishes destroying it and turns into what I'm going to call the Corner Pocket it cuts to LE's green aura flickering out, and his eyes stopping their flickering and rotating into 8-balls.

And when breach finally cracks, it's the Corner Pocket showing through. What happens to the guy with pool balls for eyes is a foregone conclusion. Sure, motherfucker won't die, but without space powers he's not going to be escaping that either.

They spent the last flash taking out all the other threats to the session and incarnations of the various ways LE had influenced their session- pocketing all the other balls, so to speak.

It also implies that everyone else in the dream bubbles are also Fucking Dead, but they always were anyway so who cares about them. Aradia seems pleased about it, anyway.

The Juju turning into the literal doorway that leads to a new universe implies it's either an entrance or an exit- my assumption is that Worst Troll used it to escape total annihilation, but admittedly it's the only part I'm still unsatisfied about. That and where the FUCK is Terezi.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:05:39 No.81774273 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774161
- Doesn't take itself seriously
yeah fuck off homestuck always took itself deadly seriously. its the whole point of the thing. its simultaneously played totally straight and a total joke. its a full realisation of dave's bros ultimate level of irony where you can never ever ever tell if he really means it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:06:04 No.81774279 Report

Quoted By: >>81774305

>>81774236
>there's no reason they couldn't have eventually fucked off somewhere else entirely
Except their iminent mortality and the fact that they've migrating into the cherub session complete with God tier Caliborn and shit.
But you know. Whatever implausible head canon works for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:06:07 No.81774280 Report

Quoted By: >>81778318

>>81774258
>what is AIDS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:06:12 No.81774281 Report

Quoted By:

>map still not updated

TPDATS

TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:06:14 No.81774282 Report

Quoted By:

>Aradia fucking died off-screen with no fanfare but uhhhhhhhh Dirk and Jake played some fuckin' soccer
Great ending you fucking pair of lips on legs

>>81774225
Oh, my bad. Hilariously, more wasted trolls, but still irrelevant to the point I'm making about all the characters we know confirmed for death

>>81774223
Thank you so much

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:06:55 No.81774288 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774264
I'm actually looking forward to the movie and seeing Elba's interpretation of Roland
but "the man fled across the desert and the black gunslinger followed" is too good to not joke about it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:07:29 No.81774295 Report

Quoted By: >>81774319 >>81774418

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:07:48 No.81774300 Report

Quoted By: >>81774304 >>81774309 >>81774312

Andrew "The comic is over but eventually there will be an epilogue" Hussie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:08:14 No.81774303 Report

Quoted By: >>81774320 >>81774405

>>81774271
>Sure, motherfucker won't die, but without space powers he's not going to be escaping that either.
No, he can navigate just fine with his Cairo Overcoat. The First Guardian powers were more to make him just more straight up powerful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:08:23 No.81774304 Report

Quoted By: >>81774312 >>81774319 >>81774353

>>81774300
Act 7 was the epilogue silly

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:08:30 No.81774305 Report

Quoted By: >>81774324

>>81774279
>imminent mortality
for the non-gods, but for the gods, wot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:08:38 No.81774308 Report

Quoted By: >>81774336

>>81774271
did you copypaste that
don't lie now

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:08:47 No.81774309 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774300
>Andrew 'Epipen Epilogue' Hussie.

TPDATS

TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:09:20 No.81774312 Report

Quoted By: >>81774353

>>81774300
Andrew "I'm going to be smothered to death in my own home or at least get subpar returns on Hiveswap if I don't appease these angry teens" Hussie

>>81774304
We're confirmed for epilogue. Check the news post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:09:40 No.81774317 Report

Quoted By: >>81774331 >>81774433

>only 17k views for Homestucks ending
That's sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:09:46 No.81774319 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774295
That's one of my favorite panels.

>>81774304
Read the newspost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:09:53 No.81774320 Report

Quoted By: >>81774333 >>81774334 >>81774348 >>81774354

>>81774303
What the fuck does the coat even do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:10:05 No.81774324 Report

Quoted By: >>81774347

>>81774305
You were responding to me talking about the trolls m8.
None of the God tier Trolls made it out of Calliopes Session Wipe Extravaganza

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:10:30 No.81774331 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774317
the vast majority of the fanbase are asleep. still underwhelming as fuck tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:10:38 No.81774333 Report

Quoted By: >>81774352

>>81774320
It's his ride

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:10:44 No.81774334 Report

Quoted By: >>81774352

>>81774320
Lets him timetravel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:10:54 No.81774336 Report

Quoted By: >>81774349

>>81774308
No, just made it up.

I'm not the first person to nickname it the Corner Pocket or something, I assume?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:11:26 No.81774347 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774324
I thought this was a different conversation, whoops.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:11:31 No.81774348 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774320
puts him in a sarcophagus and lets him traverse paradox space quickly and efficiently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:11:35 No.81774349 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774336
dunno it just sounded like a lot of BKEW lingo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:11:55 No.81774352 Report

Quoted By: >>81774363 >>81774367 >>81774370 >>81774376 >>81774410

>>81774334
>>81774333
I'm pretty sure neither of those things are true. What's your source?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:11:58 No.81774353 Report

Quoted By: >>81774382 >>81774406

>>81774304
>>81774312
Weird I thought I remembered something about the end of 6 being the end-end and the 7 was the post-game rubdown

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:12:14 No.81774354 Report

Quoted By: >>81774373 >>81774405

>>81774320
It's what allows him to navigate in the void. It's his time traveling device, like Dave's timetables or Aradia's music boxes.

It's first use was in Lord English's revival, where it was transported from the 4th Wall in Hussie's mansion to where Lord English was in the trolls' destroyed universe, which he used to transport himself to the beginning of the universe's timeline to set to work on prepping it up for its destruction.

Noot

Noot Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:12:40 No.81774360 Report

Quoted By: >>81774370 >>81774377 >>81774406

Shit, my husband is home.

shit shit shit, do i tell him not to watch it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:12:51 No.81774363 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774352
His source is literally every single flash that thing appears in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:13:14 No.81774367 Report

Quoted By: >>81774407

>>81774352
The cairo overcoat is the seizure sarcophagus dude. It travels space and time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:13:21 No.81774370 Report

Quoted By: >>81774414

>>81774352
the intermission

>>81774360
Distract him with boning, its not worth it at least until we have legit epilogue shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:13:30 No.81774373 Report

Quoted By: >>81774391 >>81774424

>>81774354
Where did it come from? Why did lord english have a mansion?

HOW WAS HUSSIE IN THE COMIC

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:13:42 No.81774376 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774352
go watch intermission 2 and caliborn enter you tool

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:13:43 No.81774377 Report

Quoted By: >>81774414

>>81774360
Say nothing. Do not accompany him to bed tonight. He'll need time on his own after watching it for a while.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:13:57 No.81774382 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774353
Yeah Hussie said that like eight years ago. Back then Act 6 was also going to be shorter than Act 5.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:14:38 No.81774389 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774271
Worst troll died in the wipe just like the B1

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:14:45 No.81774391 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774373
Doc Scratch's mansion. I think they just suddenly popped up in Slick's turf one day?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:15:18 No.81774396 Report

Quoted By: >>81774420 >>81774494

LE was angry, Bard of Rage and angry half of Gamzee, he was a Lord of Time being omnipresent in all universes he infected, Prince of Heart he had splinters in other universes summoned by other Doc Scratches according to Scratch who never lies, and he was an Heir of Void where he ends up in the Furthest Ring with the destruction of dream bubbles, the green sun, space time leading to just a black hole literal void. If he didnt get sucked in he is trapped in the vicinity for an eternity where space and time barely exist less so with everything gone. You dont kill him, this is his bad end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:16:11 No.81774405 Report

Quoted By: >>81774436

>>81774303
>>81774354
You fucking idiots, he TOOK THE COAT OFF in Collide

Motherfucker needed to get his beatdown on, and he needed to do it shirtless. He was undone by a fucking wrestling trope.

TPDATS

TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:16:11 No.81774406 Report

Quoted By: >>81774414 >>81774428 >>81774442

>>81774353
Yeah, that was the plan, ipgd confirmed it and everything, then Act 7 dropped and everyone fucking hated it and Hussie backtracked and said "OKAY BUT I'M ALSO MAKING AN EPILOGUE"

>>81774360
Tell him Hussie postponed the ending indefinitely, let him catch back up when the epilogue lands, no matter what it is it will be better than this oh god what was this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:16:13 No.81774407 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774367
Pretty sure it only travels through time, but that's the same thing as traveling through space in the void. I mean, it can fly around, yeah, so it does travel through space, but I don't think it can teleport around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:16:21 No.81774410 Report

Quoted By: >>81774422

>>81774352
the overcoat does that silly item/diifferent-item thing like from problem sleuth and all the midnight crew's weapons

Noot

Noot Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:16:58 No.81774414 Report

Quoted By: >>81774428

>>81774370
friend i may talk big game by saying i can fuck all night, but i do not think i can fuck until hussie delivers an epilogue
>>81774377
>>81774406
HE'S WATCHING IT OH FUCK

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:17:06 No.81774415 Report

Quoted By:

Oh Andrei, you scamp

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:17:19 No.81774418 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774295
Another World vector graphics like

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:17:23 No.81774419 Report

Quoted By:

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/ACT6ACT6.php?s=6&p=008822
random tumblr teenager beating up hussie when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:17:23 No.81774420 Report

Quoted By: >>81774446 >>81774458 >>81774494

>>81774396

But he can materialize in any universe where Lil Cal appears

That doesn't actually DO anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:17:26 No.81774422 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774410
Yeah, but he took it off to fight the trolls shirtless, like a real man does

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:17:39 No.81774424 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774373
Hussie was in the comic because humour and as for the coat, it's an x -> z situation. You know there was a (y) step you're just not 100% on every detail, much like a few things left open. HOWEVER, they are easily within the realm of possibility. Considering it's an infinite loop their conception might be a little different each time anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:18:07 No.81774428 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774406
I knew I wasnt that crazy

>>81774414
>but i do not think i can fuck until hussie delivers an epilogue
Never know till ya try

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:18:08 No.81774429 Report

Quoted By: >>81774485 >>81774525

Do I reread it now that I know what happens
I don't know if I can

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:18:14 No.81774432 Report

Quoted By:

I hope the epilogue is Hussie marrying Vriska on a majestic white stallion..

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:18:25 No.81774433 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774317
even collide had more

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:18:36 No.81774436 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774405
>TOOK THE COAT OFF in Collide
he seems to be able to teleport it around. he didn't drop it on the floor or anything, though I guess without the green sun he can't retrieve it unless it's stashed in his pants or something

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:18:56 No.81774441 Report

Quoted By: >>81774454

So, what if the scenes we saw just before the ending weren't real? What if they were just what the kids and trolls imagined would happen -- a happy ending where everything works out in the end -- but paradox space got nuked just before they entered the door?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:18:59 No.81774442 Report

Quoted By: >>81774475 >>81774489 >>81774492 >>81774547

>>81774406
> then Act 7 dropped and everyone fucking hated it and Hussie backtracked and said "OKAY BUT I'M ALSO MAKING AN EPILOGUE"
I wonder if he genuinely thought this was a satisfying ending or if he knew it was a big blue ball of nothing but didn't realize the anticlimax joke wasn't funny anymore and how angry everyone would be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:19:39 No.81774446 Report

Quoted By: >>81774494

>>81774420
Nah, pocket is a session wipe. Shit either dies or stays there. He will be reborn and he will infect more universes but he will be pocketed just as many times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:20:00 No.81774454 Report

Quoted By: >>81774466 >>81774547

>>81774441
Then again, what if that's really stupid and there's nothing indicating it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:20:21 No.81774458 Report

Quoted By: >>81774489

>>81774420
Scratch implied heavily that he's infected other universes. The one that is a danger to everyone is the one we see. Maybe its even the main LE his ULTIMATE SELF

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:21:04 No.81774465 Report

Quoted By: >>81774489 >>81774496

Okay guys I'm gonna make myself a drink

Hemlock or arsenic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:21:05 No.81774466 Report

Quoted By: >>81774498

>>81774454
There's the whole fact that the door changed into the juju

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:21:41 No.81774475 Report

Quoted By: >>81774534 >>81774590

>>81774442
More like he's disappointed he had to. After the hype and rage wears off shit is pretty capped off by the ending when you think about it, assuming you don't have some unwarranted interest in some no one side character.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:22:09 No.81774478 Report

Quoted By:

Upon re-watching you can see LE's "green sun" aura disappear before the fight. And his eyes reverting to 8-balls is for his coming death, not the army's.

Looks like Aradia did get to see how it all broke apart.

Anyways, animation was gorgeous. At first I was pretty unsatisfied, but I guess in this case the epilogue will fill those shoes.

Gonna go back to sleep and let it sink in.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:22:29 No.81774485 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774429
fuck that Ill reread problem sleuth

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:22:36 No.81774489 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774442
I really want to believe that the guy who organized cascade into a coherent and followable narrative that resolves plot threads should have seen this coming.
I'm going to blame yes men that he probably inadvertently surrounded himself with as a result of the game debacle.

>>81774465
Hemlock

>>81774458
Does he infect universes or is he trapped in a time loop which is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:22:46 No.81774492 Report

Quoted By: >>81774513

>>81774442
I bet the ending was there from the start when Hussie thought Homestuck would last a year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:22:50 No.81774494 Report

Quoted By: >>81774523

>>81774396
>>81774420
>>81774446
I'm pretty sure it's the powers he got from having the ring of void/the Heir of Void merged into him was part of why he could manifest into a new universe. Each time he's summoned, he can simply fade away into nothingness and be summoned again.

The blackhole does nothing but take away one of his sources of power. What "defeats" him will be the ultimate weapon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:23:02 No.81774496 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774465
absinthe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:23:05 No.81774498 Report

Quoted By: >>81774526

>>81774466
i thought it changed because the kids used the B1 frog

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:24:09 No.81774513 Report

Quoted By: >>81774536

>>81774492
He planned the ending in early act 6.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:24:49 No.81774523 Report

Quoted By: >>81774549

>>81774494
He doesn't get defeated. Not ever.

Caliborn is ALWAYS in the new Cherub session. He ALWAYS fucks with the preceding sessions until he gets to B2 and he ALWAYS get's dunked on.

CLOSED LOOP.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:25:01 No.81774525 Report

Quoted By: >>81774575 >>81774609 >>81774653

>>81774429
think of all the comics, books, films or episodes you could watch in that time instead. if you draw, write, think of how much you can accomplish in that time. what would be the purpose of rereading homestuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:25:11 No.81774526 Report

Quoted By: >>81774552 >>81774567 >>81774595

>>81774498
Why did it change?
The sgrub logo didn't change.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:25:43 No.81774534 Report

Quoted By: >>81774555 >>81774561 >>81774639

>>81774475
>After the hype and rage wears off shit is pretty capped off by the ending when you think about it,
Only if you buy into the whole "we're people, we don't have arcs" kool-aid. From the perspective of actual storytelling and not ~hilarious subversion~ almost none of the characters grew or learned anything in a logical way based on their initial appearance. At best, they got implied off-screen resolutions to their problems or got retconned at the last second, and Jade learned that Jade never mattered, only Meta-Jade.

Closure is usually a thing, and most stories without closure make an intentional point of portraying their characters as incapable of achieving it, rather than dropping it casually as a justification for writing fumbles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:25:55 No.81774536 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774513
meaning literally every part of the pre-retcon storyline was a complete waste of time

TPDATS

TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:26:28 No.81774547 Report

Quoted By: >>81775619

>>81774442
Horrifyingly, I think the former? Or enough effort was put into it that he didn't think it was worth it to abort.

He didn't even write the updates leading up to it or contribute art since the hiatus ended, which I keep harping on but really, he fucking abandoned his own comic. He actually abandoned us, after all that time and all those hiatuses. He's not even the head Hiveswap writer and that doesn't even have a release date on it. What the fuck has he been doing for the last 3 years other than getting swindled and, from the look of it, constantly masturbating or lifting but I'll assume the former anyway

God we went through fucking Davepeta and we got this ending I'm going to be sick

>>81774454
There's nothing that proves against it shown in the comic so I'll assume that English, who has time powers and can presumably be in multiple places at once and was never actually shown as House Trapped but rather implied, swooped in and killed all of them at the last minute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:26:41 No.81774549 Report

Quoted By: >>81774561

>>81774523
What the heck are you saying to me. So what if there's a closed loop? Caliborn's rampage as Lord English can start anywhere and end anywhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:26:44 No.81774552 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774526
its poetry

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:27:04 No.81774554 Report

Quoted By: >>81774589 >>81774602

Reread the masterpiece and rewatched both Collide and the ending. I think I have a better understanding of it now.

Caliborn's event happens after Act 7. The kids, presumably after their troll buddies died and they lived long lives, flash forward on Earth's timeline to where the Caliborn is and finally buckle down to fight him. They get trapped in the juju, Lil Cal becomes the vessel for LE and that starts off LE's history.

Calliope destroying the green sun visibly weakens LE, with his aura fading out, the blackhole appearing behind him and his eyes turning into 8-balls to sign his defeat. Vriska's juju is the cueball and its power blows him away, either killing him or trapping him in the void for eternity. As the dreambubbles are collapsing into the black hole a door opens on the juju at the end, probably implying that the kids and Vriska escape into it and that the juju was actually the doorway to their universe we saw on the lilypad. That or its just the kids escaping the thing and they all die together, who the fuck knows.

The basic sequence of events seems sound and probably could have made for an acceptable ending to LE's character but holy shit Hussie communicated it all poorly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:27:12 No.81774555 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774534
>Dave never actually came out to anyone
What was the fucking point of the conversation then

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:27:45 No.81774561 Report

Quoted By: >>81774602 >>81774606

>>81774534
Not even without that. It doesn't matter what happens afterwards. It's inconsequential. History repeats.

>>81774549
No. It very specifically starts at the end of every cherub session when he is bound and ends every B2 session when he is pocketed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:28:05 No.81774567 Report

Quoted By: >>81774614

>>81774526
The SGRUB logo wasn't the result of a hodgepodge of planets from two different sessions.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:28:17 No.81774575 Report

Quoted By: >>81774660

>>81774525
Yes thats true
Never touching it again

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:28:18 No.81774576 Report

Quoted By: >>81774586 >>81774594 >>81774609

No you guys don't understand - it's a series about failure, it's supposed to be disappointing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:28:47 No.81774580 Report

Quoted By: >>81774609

WELL AT LEAST SPIDER8ITCH IS DEAD

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:29:31 No.81774586 Report

Quoted By: >>81774594

>>81774576
It leaves you with your own Phantom Pain! It's intentional!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:29:36 No.81774589 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774554
>holy shit Hussie communicated it all poorly.
No he communicated it cryptically which after reading the interview is exactly how he wanted it. He knew people liked the convoluted plot. He was delivering the final performance of lore wank before he went down swinging.

Quite frankly lore pandering trumps shipping and other pointless shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:29:37 No.81774590 Report

Quoted By: >>81774616

>>81774475
The fact that he mentions in the newspost that he'll do some manner of epilogue is pretty telling that he thought it wasn't enough

'They go into the universe and live happily ever after' could have been the new ending if other shit was dealt with appropriately, specifically LE being defeated in a proper climax and certain characters reconciling

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:29:44 No.81774594 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774576
>>81774586

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySGMnmiqlss&nohtml5=False

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:29:45 No.81774595 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774526
Look close at the juju. The changed logo is basically what the juju would look like from behind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:30:12 No.81774602 Report

Quoted By: >>81774674

>>81774554
Seriously the ending flash conveys this sort of fucking critical information really fucking poorly

>>81774561
>It's inconsequential. History repeats.
It matters to me since we're supposed to assume that everyone goes on to have their pg-13 happily ever after complete with completely resolved arcs which people don't have

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:30:23 No.81774605 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773048
Man, am I glad I didn't stick around for this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:30:26 No.81774606 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774561
>No. It very specifically starts at the end of every cherub session when he is bound and ends every B2 session when he is pocketed.
No, that's his origin. The START of his universe destroying spree can be at any time. It can be any session at any point of the "chain" of creation (accounting for sessions creating a chain of universes that end up creating the universe preceding the session in question's home universe).

TPDATS

TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:30:32 No.81774609 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774580
That would be a highlight if she didn't die in a heroic flash of glory

>Vriska defeated Lord English
>Spades died like a little bitch without even taking out Union Jack

>>81774525
I swear to you guys that I'm going to make a webcomic that is a) good and b) doesn't end anything like this

>>81774576
It's about growing up so he made it shit on purpose so all the teens that grew up on it could quit reading it in disgust and move on to better things, sufficiently disillusioned

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:30:53 No.81774611 Report

Quoted By: >>81774627

>Fondly remember a nice fanventure called Cordless
>Decide to reread it, even though it ended abruptly after 300 pages
>All the flashes are gone since they were hosted on different sites
>A remake of the adventure, which I didn't hear of until now, was hosted on the fucking MSPAF

God damn it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:31:03 No.81774614 Report

Quoted By: >>81774630 >>81774634 >>81774642 >>81774652

>>81774567
So why did the flip at the exact moment that the juju was activated?
Why does the juju have a fucking door on it, on the opposite side of the lilypad door?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:31:15 No.81774616 Report

Quoted By: >>81774646 >>81774654

>>81774590
>he thought
He is being reactionary. Given the hesitance of that post it's also clear that he would rather fucking not, simplify it for people who won't connect the dots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:31:45 No.81774624 Report

Quoted By:

https://youtu.be/kq6tZc2O-lQ
https://youtu.be/JX3qTAgMnC0
https://youtu.be/sKogmInb3k8

nevar forget

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:32:05 No.81774627 Report

Quoted By: >>81774710

>>81774611
fuck, cordless was pretty good, wasn't it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:32:10 No.81774629 Report

Quoted By: >>81774645 >>81774649 >>81774663 >>81774666

Now that its over I think I'm going to hunker down and read it for the first time. am I in for a ride?

How long am I looking at here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:32:13 No.81774630 Report

Quoted By: >>81774709

>>81774614
>on the opposite side of the lilypad door?
I fucking bet its a backdoor into the universe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:32:27 No.81774634 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774614
so the kids, trolls, and civvies could wwalk rigjht up to LE's face for a good dick punch before Vvris savves the day

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:32:49 No.81774639 Report

Quoted By: >>81774657 >>81774670

>>81774534
a lot of characters get closure to their 'arcs'. john does, dave and dirk do, karkat does (even if you dont like it), rose and kanaya's arcs already finished when they got together. tavros got his chance to be less than totally useless, aradia got to see everything begin and end, calliope got to live a life, caliborn got to... live a life. terezi's kind of a tragic figure and her closure is that she won't get it.

i mean there are fucking millions of characters and they cant all end up solving all their dumb neuroses and live forever happily jesus christ

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:33:00 No.81774642 Report

Quoted By: >>81774651

>>81774614
Everyone on the lily-pad is gonna walk out into the fight with Lord English and die to the black hole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:33:18 No.81774645 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774629
Couple of weeks if you take it easy. A week or a tad more if you read it like a book.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:33:22 No.81774646 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774616
I don't give a shit about the mechanics. Show me the character interactions and resolutions he's been teasing since the beginning of the comic.

Actually pay something off for once, instead of pushing it offscreen or having characters not acknowledge it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:33:42 No.81774649 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774629
Like a week or 2 with spare time.
Its a fun ride up to the end when shit starts falling apart and losing coherence. Kinda like Mass Effect

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:33:45 No.81774651 Report

Quoted By: >>81774670

>>81774642
But then how does earth get into the cherub session?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:33:49 No.81774652 Report

Quoted By: >>81774678 >>81774688

>>81774614
>at the exact moment that the juju was activated
That moment doesn't even exist. There is no simultaneity between the session and the furthest ring beyond circumstantial simultaneity AKA callbacks, parallels and shit that looks similar.
>Why does the juju have a fucking door on it
Maybe because it's a house.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:33:53 No.81774653 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774525
>acting with purpose

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:34:01 No.81774654 Report

Quoted By: >>81774673

>>81774616
>connect the dots

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:34:19 No.81774657 Report

Quoted By: >>81774690

>>81774639
What was Karkats arc
And there was a lot more to Rose's character besides her relationship with Kanaya.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:34:31 No.81774660 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774575
left it behind a looong time ago, i came back for memories sakes, but even without any investment in this story i'm still dissapointed.

back in 2011, how could we have foreseen this happening? bleh, it's easier to accept if you say to yourself that homestuck was never good, but perhaps im in denial there. god i loved the midnight crew, the cherubs, the earlier acts. just focusing on any one of these aspects would have left us all with a much better, more satisfying experience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:34:32 No.81774661 Report

Quoted By: >>81774695

>literally everyone in 3 different universes fucking died: the end
BRAVO HUSSIE

TPDATS

TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:34:45 No.81774663 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774629
You're in for a ride but at the end your metaphorical rollercoaster cart is going to stop on the tracks before you reach the station so you're stuck strapped into it and you'll start to regret getting on it in the first place

Honestly, this is my favorite comic, but this ending was the worst thing that could have happened to it.

And a few weeks at best, a month or two if you really meander.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:34:57 No.81774666 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774629
Get ready to space out while reading a whole bunch of stupid boring horseshit in the later parts and realize you spaced out then have to reread the same lines over like 5 times and realize that they were never important in the first place

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:35:03 No.81774670 Report

Quoted By: >>81774707 >>81774764

>>81774639
>i mean there are fucking millions of characters and they cant all end up solving all their dumb neuroses and live forever happily jesus christ
THEN WHY DID HE MAKE A MILLION FUCKING CHARACTERS WITH NEARLY FINISHED ARCS AND NOT DELIVER ON THEM FUCKFACE

>>81774651
interpenetration

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:35:11 No.81774673 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774654
How long has it been since you watched it? I needed to cool down too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:35:16 No.81774674 Report

Quoted By: >>81774693 >>81774727

>>81774602
Its not that family friendly when we see time speeding up so quickly. All the trolls and Dad dies to natural causes and 4 of
of the kids sacrifice themselves forever. A lot of people assume that they bust out when vriska uses the juju but they might not. Maybe using the juju is what makes all the events happen that lead to the creation of a universe LE cant reach like the cancer in the kids universe lead to the events that create Bec Noir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:35:31 No.81774678 Report

Quoted By: >>81774702

>>81774652
Leading where?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:35:43 No.81774683 Report

Quoted By:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YEyuRlSieg

Me right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:35:55 No.81774688 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774652
No, there IS "simultaneity". It happens all the time. The creation of the Green Sun was caused by the trolls and the kids' universes exploding simultaneously in regards to how they relate to each other in the space-time of the void.

There's the even simpler example of the trolls contacting the kids across sessions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:36:08 No.81774690 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774657
he learned 2 love

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:36:30 No.81774693 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774674
BOY IF ONLY WE GOT SOME KIND OF FUCKING RESOLUTION TO THIS IMPORTANT PLOT POINT WEVE KNOWN ABOUT AT THE FUCKING FINALE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:36:41 No.81774695 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774661
Literally 3 different universes are created
BRAVO HUSSIE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:36:47 No.81774698 Report

Quoted By: >>81774703 >>81774708 >>81774711 >>81774719 >>81774724

I haven't seen the flash
What happened to honk friend

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:37:11 No.81774700 Report

Quoted By:

It's a perfect ending to Shitty Homestuck, if you think about it.

Unfortunately, Good Homestuck remains unfinished.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:37:20 No.81774702 Report

Quoted By: >>81774756

>>81774678
Into the house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:37:28 No.81774703 Report

Quoted By: >>81774756

>>81774698

Literally got fridged

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:37:32 No.81774704 Report

Quoted By: >>81774730

I guess Hussie peaked with Problem Sleuth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:37:41 No.81774707 Report

Quoted By: >>81774728

>>81774670
People don't have arcs =^0

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:37:46 No.81774708 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774698
schrodeingers cloun

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:37:49 No.81774709 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774630
That or it creates 2 versions of the kids as they enter, with 1 version entering into their universe and the other version exiting to find themselves at the location of the final battle. Like with the meteors entering the portals into the pre and post-Scratched sessions.

It would explain why the door on the ultimate weapon is on the opposite side of where the door on the lillypad house is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:37:51 No.81774710 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774627
I can only remember that the flashes were great, but not what was on them...

I think I'll try reading Hexane for the first time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:38:05 No.81774711 Report

Quoted By: >>81774737 >>81774756

>>81774698
He doesnt even show up.
Gamzee crying in the fridge is the last shot of him in Homestuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:38:21 No.81774719 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774698
He's not in the video.
Why not watch it? It's absolutely gorgeous if nothing else.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:38:24 No.81774720 Report

Quoted By:

TPDATS

TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:38:50 No.81774724 Report

Quoted By: >>81774760

>>81774698
He probably died in Collide when Jack English's head went black hole but he's a clown so who the fuck knows and this flash didn't answer anything very satisfyingly. I have no idea if 3 major characters died and I never will because Hussie is a fucking hack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:39:06 No.81774727 Report

Quoted By: >>81774862

>>81774674
Whether they did or didn't bust out the result is the same. Trapped with LE in a Juju, trapped with LE in corner pocket.
WEW LAD

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:39:07 No.81774728 Report

Quoted By: >>81774748

>>81774707
I hate this meme since it literally isn't true, people just lack the introspection necessary to identify that kind of shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:39:10 No.81774730 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774704
All he had to do is not have had Homestuck run for SEVEN YEARS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:39:21 No.81774733 Report

Quoted By: >>81774754 >>81774768 >>81774785 >>81774798 >>81774891

So after reading this thread and finally understanding the ending, I can assume Calliope literally killed everyone in existence?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:39:26 No.81774735 Report

Quoted By: >>81774746 >>81774766 >>81774812 >>81774827 >>81774864

>no walkaround flash as john, talking to all the characters one last time

this hurts the most. it really does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:39:43 No.81774737 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774711
Good

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:40:17 No.81774746 Report

Quoted By: >>81774812 >>81774821

>>81774735
Hussie just does not give a shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:40:17 No.81774748 Report

Quoted By: >>81774827 >>81774829

>>81774728
It's not true. You're a retard. In life some resolutions and events happen for no reason. There will never BE a reason for them either.
You reading HS for example

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:40:54 No.81774754 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774733
Probably.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:40:58 No.81774756 Report

Quoted By: >>81774779 >>81774781

>>81774702
>>81774703
>>81774711
seriously hussie? I guess DD didn't show up either. Or Kurloz, or anybody else Hussie forgot about.
Great job

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:41:18 No.81774760 Report

Quoted By: >>81774792 >>81775947

>>81774724
Nah, the cloun was safe in a fridge, he didn't die.
But, man, that's another thing that's so fucking weird about this update. Collide kept showing Gamzee in that thing, which should be an obvious cue that he's about to become important, and then nothing happened.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:41:29 No.81774764 Report

Quoted By: >>81774793 >>81774824 >>81774827

>>81774670
do you SERIOUSLY want to read another 1000 pages of every single character fixing their emotional issues HOLY SHIT come the FUCK ON

honestly even going as far as he did to wrap up peoples stories in a6a6i5 was a mistake, there was way too much fucking talking in that arc. in retrospect its clear that that was because those were supposed to be the last conversations the characters would have. i still think it was a bad decision but now i realise he was trying to make morons like you happy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:41:30 No.81774766 Report

Quoted By: >>81774812 >>81774860

>>81774735
What for? Closure? What would you need that for?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:41:38 No.81774768 Report

Quoted By: >>81774783

>>81774733
Everyone in B2 and PS. She is essentially an anti-cluter operation. If she didn't wipe PS you'd have loop 1 dream bubbles that could interact with loop 2 players and fuck the repetition.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:42:43 No.81774779 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774756

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:42:52 No.81774781 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774756
Half the flash is a frog flying. A quarter is people sitting on a planet. A quarter is Vriska walking up to LE and his eyes changing. That's the whole ending.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:43:05 No.81774783 Report

Quoted By: >>81774826

>>81774768
>loop
?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:43:12 No.81774785 Report

Quoted By: >>81774903

>>81774733
Don't think so, actually. The black hole obviously didn't reach the B2 session. Its effects were probably contained to the dream bubbles.
So she didn't kill everyone in existence, she just obliterated the souls of everyone left in the afterlife.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:43:22 No.81774788 Report

Quoted By: >>81774801 >>81774805 >>81774806 >>81774818 >>81774852 >>81774972 >>81775039 >>81775093 >>81775119 >>81775433

A fun creative exercise for you all; come up with an even worse ending.

Yes, I know it's hard.

TPDATS

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TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:43:48 No.81774792 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774760
"about to become important, and then nothing happened" the fucking comic, friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:44:02 No.81774793 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774764
>do you SERIOUSLY want to read another 1000 pages of every single character fixing their emotional issues HOLY SHIT come the FUCK ON
Yes. Take out the 1000 pages of FUCKING NOTHING and replace it with characters actually developing. I'd take that exchange in a fucking instant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:44:19 No.81774798 Report

Quoted By: >>81774940 >>81774985 >>81775296

>>81774733
Possibly. Jade spoke about how important the Green Sun is to all universes. The Green Sun's destruction may mean that no new universes can exist or be created. All universes in existence exist in the period of time the Green Sun is still intact and, by destroying the Green Sun, she has essentially closed off how many universes there can ever be. I mean, a circle practically has "infinite points" in its circumference, but from outside, we can see it has an end (from where it starts to where it closes).

If one were to think highly of Hussie, one could say Lord English was "killing" the Horrorterrors in perpetuating an endless cycle of creation while they represented the forces of death and finality, thus tipping the scales overwhelmingly to Skaia's side of creation. With the Green Sun's destruction, even if the end is infinitely far away, an end to all life and creation now "exists".

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:44:26 No.81774801 Report

Quoted By: >>81774822

>>81774788
Paradox cracks extent to B2 session, Genesis Frog gets destroyed before it can reach the Battlefield.

Everyone dies for no reason.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:44:35 No.81774804 Report

Quoted By: >>81774819 >>81775616

>tfw read Homestuck for lore and jokes
>tfw Hussie wrote it for lore and jokes
Drama and shippingfags BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:44:46 No.81774805 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774788
"And then John woke up and it was all a dream."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:44:46 No.81774806 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774788
This ending, but without showing the new world at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:45:21 No.81774812 Report

Quoted By: >>81774833

>>81774735
>>81774746
>>81774766
Undertale did it best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:45:55 No.81774816 Report

Quoted By: >>81774857

>1/3 of the final update is watching a well-animated tadpole swimming

fuck

TPDATS

TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:45:56 No.81774818 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774788
Lord English isn't actually defea- oh wait, he fucking wasn't, it's implied he was but we didn't fucking see it

Loops back to the first page is the only thing I can think of, or this exact flash but done in the same style as Collide instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:45:58 No.81774819 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774804
i did too
but we didn't even get a full explanation of classes and aspects

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:46:05 No.81774821 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774746
Can you really blame him though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:46:05 No.81774822 Report

Quoted By: >>81775041

>>81774801
"Worse", not "Better"

Like that's still a bad ending don't get me wrong but at least you have the tragedy aspect.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:46:12 No.81774824 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774764
>homestuck is built on a foundation of meaty dialogue
>wordless ending
fcuking genius m80

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:46:20 No.81774826 Report

Quoted By: >>81774839 >>81775408

>>81774783
Yeah
LE through cal Fuck with Beforus->Alternia->B1->B2
LE gets pocketed, Calliope wipes session
Survivors -> Cherub session
Travel into the future when prepped, B1 kids sealed B2 kids fucked up but seal calliborn into cal. REPEAT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:46:28 No.81774827 Report

Quoted By: >>81774853

>>81774748
>started reading because a girl I hooked up with at a bar recommended it
>I was at the bar since I'm an alcoholic
HRMMMM

>>81774735
Seriously, how could he have dropped the ball so hard on this, does he think this is gonna generate goodwill for hiveswap?

>>81774764
>do you SERIOUSLY want to read another 1000 pages of every single character fixing their emotional issues
WHEN THAT WHAT IVE BEEN READING THE COMIC FOR 7 FUCKING YEARS FOR, YEAH I FUCKING DO
Its called closure holy fuck dude, did you even read the same fucking comic? After the trickerster shit were hussie glossed over the characters trying to mature and then refusing to show us the fucking metor/ship meeting AND then changing everyone in the retcon so any actual issues are just completely ignored or vriska'd away,Yeah I'm fucking Salty and I would've preferred SOMETHING than the 'Chose your own ending' shit we got.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:46:43 No.81774829 Report

Quoted By: >>81774853

>>81774748
Spirit Circle, which is a manga, handles it better. Random events can happen for no reason, but that doesn't mean that people don't learn something from reflecting on them (or, even if they don't reflect, there's still meaning in the life having been lived in the first place).

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:47:24 No.81774833 Report

Quoted By: >>81774854

>>81774812
>tfw the Homestuck game can never possibly be as good at being a Homestuck game as Undertale was, even though Undertale wasn't a Homestuck game

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:48:03 No.81774839 Report

Quoted By: >>81774872

>>81774826
Stable time loops don't create extra timelines you dumbass, hence "stable"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:48:49 No.81774852 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774788
>A young boy stands in his bedorom

>Boggle vacantly at shenanigans

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:48:52 No.81774853 Report

Quoted By: >>81774907

>>81774829
This is your ideology speaking, others would disagree. Clearly given his loop shit and all Huss gets deterministic thinking and doesn't bitch about shit that just happens.

>>81774827
>relationship of event A to event B
>arc

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:48:56 No.81774854 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774833
>If Homestuck ever gets a cartoon it will never be as good at being a Homestuck cartoon as Ed, Edd n' Eddy or KND

Noot

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Noot Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:49:03 No.81774856 Report

Quoted By: >>81774879 >>81774921

He took it better than I did.

I think I'm going to head to bed soon. I'm just marveling right now. I wouldn't be where I am without homestuck, or the homestuck general. I made so many friends through here, I even technically got my job I have now because of it.

The ending was shit, but I'll always have that and you guys.

Thank you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:49:05 No.81774857 Report

Quoted By: >>81774876 >>81774899

>>81774816
I loved that part. One of my biggest fears was that the Ultimate Alchemy would be shortchanged. Yeah, LE has been touted as a big deal since Act 5 (as opposed to the throwaway villain he was in the intermission), but SBURB has been with us since Act 1.
In fact I like pretty much everything that's in Act 7. What I don't like are the things that are not in Act 7.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:49:16 No.81774860 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774766
>What would you need that for?

to interact with the characters one last time

get to know their personal resolutions, what they're going to do with their lives now things are set right

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:49:34 No.81774862 Report

Quoted By: >>81774897

>>81774727
LE doesnt get trapped in the Juju, i think that much is safe to assume. I think the activation of the juju is the cause of the positive events of John retconning to make the new universe that LE cant enter but ironically was born there. The house makes those events happen and nothing else. They wouldnt have happened if Vriska didnt use the juju near him which is the only time it can be used. The good events leading to the third universe also had Jade visit altCaliope which was her signal to leave and kill the green sun. Doc Scratches can only summon the host with a green sun, heck a first guardian cant be created without a green sun. Leaves him trapped in that void.

Glub

Glub Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:49:57 No.81774864 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774735
>flash comes out but every character john tries speaking to just tells him to go fuck himself
>except hussie, who hands him a horse dildo saying "you're welcome"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:50:18 No.81774872 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774839
Yes they do. You need to think of it differently. Hussie used the right imagery too.

Circles repeat perfectly forever but so do fractales and spirals. With those you are always entering a new section of the greater pattern but it is always the same and leads into, yet more of the pattern.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:50:25 No.81774875 Report

Quoted By: >>81774921 >>81775578

>>81773373
>Eyes turn into eight-balls as Vriska Serket advances
What's there to guess at? It's pretty obvious what happens

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:50:35 No.81774876 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774857
>In fact I like pretty much everything that's in Act 7. What I don't like are the things that are not in Act 7.
This sums it up for me.
Its like two or three scenes got removed because of the deadline

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:50:38 No.81774877 Report

Quoted By:

Motherfucker, I just realized.
They didn't get new costumes for the bits of the new world that was shown, the variety in costumes was always one of the great things about Homestuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:50:41 No.81774879 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774856
Night!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:51:35 No.81774888 Report

Quoted By:

Is Act 7 actually the epilogue Hussie talked about?

Also I thought this was ending on the 16th

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:51:38 No.81774890 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773652
>but their John still had the retcon powers, because that's how they got there.

That extra John that John basically told to go fuck off?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:51:39 No.81774891 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774733
Why did she use her wand to space the kids planets to her. Did she need them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:51:48 No.81774894 Report

Quoted By: >>81774921 >>81774937 >>81774955

>tfw you're Aquarius and Homestuck ended without a single likeable Aquarius character

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:51:52 No.81774897 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774862
I agree, but some people argue for Juju prison. Technically it has points towards it as well even if I prefer pocketing theory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:51:57 No.81774899 Report

Quoted By: >>81774923

>>81774857
I love that it happened, and I also love Can Town, but the fact that out of the entire ending to all of Homestuck it took up so much time was really annoying. Homestuck wasn't just about Sburb, it was about the characters too, and they got super shortchanged by all this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:52:36 No.81774903 Report

Quoted By: >>81774919

>>81774785
>obliterated the souls of everyone left in the afterlife
And the beta kids who freed from the juju and fought LE.
And Vriska, Gamzee, Aradia, Sollux, the felt, LE and herself.
Karkat, Kanaya and Terezi were already long dead, maybe WV, Mspaint, Jack and PM as well (unless they're immortal), and the new troll race created by Kanaya was annihilated by Caliborn's father

I have no idea what happened to the alpha kids though

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:52:54 No.81774907 Report

Quoted By: >>81774913 >>81774917

>>81774853
Nah.

Shit happens, even if people don't learn from it. The problem with what Hussie did is that he didn't write his characters realistically. They do not react like actual people with proper thoughts and feelings. They were just mouthpieces for the agenda that has taken hold of Hussie's life. I suppose the arc here is the horrible, horrible failure of Hussie's life as an author, but as for his characters? The main protagonists of his stories? They've stopped being actual characters. With the exception of Vriska, unrepentant as she was to the end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:53:55 No.81774913 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774907
Vriska literally got away with everything
And we have no idea for sure if she's alive or not.

guy

guy Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:54:05 No.81774916 Report

Quoted By: >>81774956

so basically the retcon was completely pointless after the ending

i thought the idea had some value to show how difficult it would be to beat their enemies. but apparently a stupid plan made by an egotist was good enough to win, or there's some other outcome we didn't get to see.

if you cut out the retcon you'd save lots of wasted space and the ending wouldn't seem so bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:54:06 No.81774917 Report

Quoted By: >>81774933

>>81774907
>They were just mouthpieces for the agenda that has taken hold of Hussie's life.
Which is what, precisely?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:54:16 No.81774919 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774903
>I have no idea what happened to the alpha kids though
Left in the next session which is coincidently the cherub session ANYWAY. So it's no different than the current ending except they time travelled forward a bit.

TPDATS

TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:54:19 No.81774921 Report

Quoted By: >>81774945

>>81774856
Thank you for being there, Noot. It's been great having you. Sweet dreams!

>>81774875
This isn't the first time his eyes have been 8-balls, they were 8 balls when he was hit by Hussie's gun and nothing came of it then, why are you guys bringing it up like it's incontrovertible proof of anything

>>81774894
Dualscar was cool. I'm in the same shitty troll/dancestor boat, though (Naptap and Reaction Gif)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:54:22 No.81774923 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774899
I figure Hussie figured that all the dialog and feelings jams and whatever before Collide took care of the characters part.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:55:01 No.81774928 Report

Quoted By: >>81774935 >>81774948 >>81774949 >>81774954

So, basically what happened at the end was that John and the others went trough the door and came out to where Vriska and Lord English was, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:55:23 No.81774933 Report

Quoted By: >>81774959

>>81774917
muh SJWs, obviously

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:55:27 No.81774935 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774928
How do they deposit earth?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:55:35 No.81774937 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774894
i'd feel worse for scorpios honestly

at least eri got shrek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:55:45 No.81774940 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774798
>Caliborn just wanted to have some fun destroying some universes here and there
>Calliope was no-fun-allowed and just destroyed everything
So she truly was the final boss

The universe would be better off with just LE going around

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:55:50 No.81774942 Report

Quoted By: >>81774963 >>81774970 >>81775163

https://unofficialmspafans.bandcamp.com/track/psychedelic-psychodelic
Remember this you guys.

I remember listening to this in 2012 and hoping there'd be a Slick vs LE flash at the end of Homestuck. Or like, a 3x Jack strife flash where he wins. I remember hoping we'd get to see him do something cool even if he wasn't the one to beat LE.

Man.

I feel really stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:56:11 No.81774945 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774921
>Dualscar

Did you mean "pussy who gets his shit wrecked by Mindfang and then by Juggalo Dad?"

Yeah not feelin' it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:56:15 No.81774948 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774928
PLEASE read the thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:56:18 No.81774949 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774928
It's mostly open to interpretation ;^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:56:50 No.81774954 Report

Quoted By: >>81774974

>>81774928
No. They went through the door, entered the new universe, built a civilization, lived there for a while, eventually confronted Caliborn, got sucked into the juju and THEN came out the door where Vriska and LE were.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:56:51 No.81774955 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774894
I love Equius. Best character, best pale relationship with benefits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:57:02 No.81774956 Report

Quoted By: >>81774970

>>81774916
I think the point of the retcon was that nobody on the meteor was actually prepared for the session. They all became inept over the three year timeskip from their personal drama.

Getting Vriska back, as awful as she was, gave them a natural leader who could whip them into shape and actually cared about the game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:57:14 No.81774959 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774933
Yeah you're gonna have to elaborate further on that one, m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:57:41 No.81774963 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774942
I wanted Slick to get the ring and inherit union jack's curse, then kill LE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:57:58 No.81774970 Report

Quoted By: >>81775004

>>81774942
Slick got fucking robbed its not even funny
Where-as jack gets off scotfree

>>81774956
Boy I sure wish I had a total bitch to bully my alcoholism away

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:57:59 No.81774972 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774788
The same, only the art is completely mind-bogglingly stupid like it was in Cascade and Collide

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:58:04 No.81774974 Report

Quoted By: >>81774998

>>81774954
Do you think they died there or did they get out in time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:58:59 No.81774982 Report

Quoted By: >>81774991 >>81775008

So Alt Calliope literally killed everyone. Cloun, The Beta kids, Vriska, LE, The Ghost Army, every single being in this fucking story.
Am I correct here?

Inspector Redwood !Rcd8kmTONE

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Inspector Redwood !Rcd8kmTONE Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:59:06 No.81774984 Report

Quoted By: >>81774999

Just finished it.

I won't say I hate it but:

>2 minutes of it is literally a tadpole flying through the air

I was sorely underwhelmed by the ending to the point if Hussie doesn't do something after this I'd be sorely disappointed. Which goes to show anything can die if it lives long enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:59:12 No.81774985 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774798
I like this idea since Caliope and Caliborn were the most powerful classes representing Derse and Prospit Caliborn resents what he is supposed to do as a derse prince and rebels against the will of the dark gods who demand the destruction of everything but themselves. Caliope has to be the balancing force in the extreme opposite direction so brings about the nothingness Space demands and the creation needing an ending. Being the ultimate good to caliborns evil she has to see it through and bring the end of all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 10:59:46 No.81774991 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774982
Yes.
She destroyed EVERYTHING

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:00:27 No.81774998 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774974
I SURE AS FUCK WOULD LIKE TO KNOW

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:00:32 No.81774999 Report

Quoted By: >>81775010 >>81775015 >>81775017

>>81774984
>literal brothers
>different skin colours

Pig disgusting/10

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:00:42 No.81775003 Report

Quoted By:

Just read some Moebius my lads

>The Airtight Garage

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:00:43 No.81775004 Report

Quoted By: >>81775011 >>81775016 >>81775028 >>81775038

>>81774970
Jack gets to live the rest of his one-armed life looking up into the sky at something he's genetically programmed to detest, a testament to his failure. Doesn't sound fun to me.

Inspector Redwood !Rcd8kmTONE

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Inspector Redwood !Rcd8kmTONE Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:01:03 No.81775008 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774982
There were loads of things that happened off screen. No one actually died but it's heavily implied.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:01:21 No.81775010 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774999
Dirk became a guido

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:01:27 No.81775011 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775004
He's banging Ms. Paint though

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:01:44 No.81775015 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774999
>literal brothers
read the FUCKING COMIC
JESUS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:01:47 No.81775016 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775004
He also gets Ms. Paint (who is acknowledged as attractive by the standards of their species) to ride his chitinous dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:01:49 No.81775017 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774999
Bro is Daves dad you dumpass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:02:44 No.81775028 Report

Quoted By: >>81775043

>>81775004
Well, he did think Skaia looked pretty once, didn't he?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:03:31 No.81775038 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775004
Just kill the frog with derse battleships.
It's not like there's a prospit to resist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:03:33 No.81775039 Report

Quoted By: >>81775162

>>81774788
as soon as they open the door, the whole timeline gets erased back to the start.
It turns out the ending is nothing but another one of LE shenanigans, purposefully made so that if he cant win, no one ever will. And everyone goes on and on, repeating everything forever, without explaining the purpose of this infinite purgatory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:03:38 No.81775041 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774822
Its tragic that they create the cherub universe that is the cause if all their problems that the alpha timeline succedded and all their work still leads to LE's creation as it had to. That all non god tiers die and the main kids are aborbed by a magic artifact forever. If things were actually non tragic we would see them break out of the juju when it was used but they are actually gone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:04:04 No.81775043 Report

Quoted By: >>81775097

>>81775028
He did? Don't remember that.
Anyway, that was a Skaia without a bigass frog in it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:05:40 No.81775057 Report

Quoted By: >>81775073 >>81775091

Bitter ending my sweet anal prolapsed asshole. He rused us again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:07:29 No.81775073 Report

Quoted By: >>81775108 >>81775179 >>81775291

>>81775057
Just wait and let it sink in. It's get better for most. I mean, I like it now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:07:35 No.81775076 Report

Quoted By: >>81775099 >>81775114 >>81775118

How the fuck is a creature as powerful as alt Calliope even allowed to exist? Even LE wasn't that broken despite using nearly every cheat code in the game.

Inspector Redwood !Rcd8kmTONE

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Inspector Redwood !Rcd8kmTONE Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:07:37 No.81775077 Report

Quoted By: >>81775088 >>81775091

As I'm reading through the original update thread it appears loads of people weren't happy with it.

Would you have waited another year worth of updates to get another ending? I would have.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:07:39 No.81775078 Report

Quoted By:

Hussie

Hussie why

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:08:29 No.81775088 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775077
I would have waited 3 more years if you hadn't posted.
Fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:08:54 No.81775091 Report

Quoted By: >>81775115 >>81775128

>>81775057
If LE is well and truly destroyed (how the fuck do we know since it's off camera), it's a pretty happy ending.

>>81775077
I'd have happily waited 6 months for 10/25 if he would just animate Lord English's demise(?).
It's such a fucking travesty to not build up your villain and leave his downfall to be fucking inferred.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:09:09 No.81775093 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774788
the door doesn't lead to the new world
it's an html
everyone gets forever stuck in the Bad Dragon page

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:09:13 No.81775094 Report

Quoted By:

I still have so many unanswered questions though. when do the kids attack caliborn, when do they get sealed into the house thing? What happens after the house thing is used?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:09:28 No.81775097 Report

Quoted By: >>81775121

>>81775043
Oh, yep, but yeah, he thought Skaia was very pretty.

Skaia is the clouds, just so you know. He was also musing about how he wished he could see the pictures in the clouds like Prospitians could, since he was feeling rather bored and aimless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:09:33 No.81775099 Report

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>>81775076
Except that he was. She killed herself to nuke a session LE can nuke sessions indefinitely if unchecked.
She's a glass cannon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:10:05 No.81775108 Report

Quoted By: >>81775134

>>81775073
Remember the reaction to when Lord English was first revealed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:10:43 No.81775114 Report

Quoted By: >>81775149

>>81775076
She was powerful but trapped in her session for so long she had her denizen kill her to escape the dread a living person feels being so alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:10:50 No.81775115 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775091
>If LE is well and truly destroyed
He is except that he will be re summoned in the session after next.

On the bright side he will be pocketed again

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:11:09 No.81775118 Report

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>>81775076
No, there's a difference. She created a blackhole, yes, but Lord English has causality bend to his whim.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:11:11 No.81775119 Report

Quoted By: >>81775214

>>81774788
>We end on the final frame of Act 7
>Zoom out
>Reveal John sitting at his computer and taking his headphones off
>Reveal Rose, Dave, and Jade all doing the same
>John hops out of his seat, stretches, and asks his dad what's for dinner
>It was just four kids roleplaying during a video game this whole time. Seven years didn't pass, nobody met any trolls, and the universe is still intact.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:11:20 No.81775121 Report

Quoted By: >>81775165

>>81775097
Oh, was it just after he'd murdered Mom and Dad?
And yeah, technically bslick squats in the transmuted Battlefield. Dunno if there's a name for that.

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:11:51 No.81775128 Report

Quoted By: >>81775208 >>81775302

>>81775091
LE is, by all means, udefeatable
they just managed to lure him into an unbreakable time loop thanks to the juju switcheroo
as for speaking, Now LE is powerless and forever floating into the absolute void that was the universe, stuck there for all eternity with nothing but himself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:12:12 No.81775134 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775108
The only thing that turned me off from original LE was his doofy rosy clown cheeks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:12:53 No.81775144 Report

Quoted By:

plinkett voice for unanswered questions

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:13:08 No.81775149 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775114
No, she didn't die to escape the "dread". She died to fulfill the purpose of overthrowing a tyrant. As a cherub, she's well suited to a lonely existence. What she wanted was meaning.

She couldn't win her session and achieve the reward of the conqueror (she attempted that first, I believe, which led to her talking about how her aspect was at a disadvantage for the trial), so she had to visit Yaldabaoth instead to get something new to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:13:55 No.81775160 Report

Quoted By:

>Homesick epilogue
>Cuts to a shot of Hussie cross-legged
>"Woah. That was horrible. What happened? We could have been something."
>HACKMAN: OR THE UNEXPECTED VIRTUES OF APATHY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:13:58 No.81775162 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775039
So kinda like the ending we got.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:14:07 No.81775163 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774942
>3x Jack strife flash

>tfw remembering the anticipation for Dirk in the middle of a three-way Jackoff in the Outer Rim

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:14:15 No.81775165 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775121
The Battlefield is the Battlefield. Skaia is the clouds. Not sure, though, if the Battlefield is a part of Skaia when they say the "Battlefield is at the center of Skaia" or if they're 2 distinct things, now that you bring it up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:14:44 No.81775173 Report

Quoted By: >>81775193

>no sticky

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:15:11 No.81775179 Report

Quoted By: >>81775207

>>81775073
noooope its still shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:15:42 No.81775187 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773871
>tfw most of what didn't happen on this bingo sheet would've been better than what we got

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:16:02 No.81775190 Report

Quoted By: >>81775213 >>81775296 >>81775551 >>81775589

wait did the dreambubbles get destroyed? is that what the black hole did?

I don't get it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:16:17 No.81775193 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775173
>doctor strange trailer thread still hasn't broken 1000 posts

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:16:23 No.81775196 Report

Quoted By:

>alt-caliborn will never be relevant

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:16:31 No.81775202 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773299
This.
There were too many plot threads introduced in Act 6 that didn't get anywhere near a resolution.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:16:33 No.81775203 Report

Quoted By: >>81775231 >>81775235 >>81775246 >>81775248 >>81775255 >>81775286

Why the FUCK would they go back to Earth instead of living it up in Bilious Slick? They literally had no attachment whatsoever to their home planet, there was no tears shed or remorse shown. All they have is fucking Can Town and John fucking stole the non-character's dad even though he himself did not fucking give half a shit about his dad dying. The Matriorb didn't even come into play, and why the everloving fuck would they LIVE IN CAN TOWN with some jackass chess-people? Why do they have to repopulate earth anyway? They're disposable NPCs serving as game mechanics for a self-propagating game that lose should typically lose their purpose the Reckoning starts, or at least their stint as exiles are up. Why did fucking Jack of all people, who probably had the highest killcount of named characters, chesspeople, and consorts get a free fucking pass and Slick, who actually aided the Trolls and built his own reputation and was the actual Jack that had a thing for Ms. Paint, was thrown in with Union Jackass? Bec Noir really outkilled fucking Lord fucking English who spent his days killing imaginary fucking people who shouldn't have continued existing in the first place. And what the FUCK WAS THE POINT OF TEREZI: REMEMBER?

Fuck I'm mad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:16:42 No.81775207 Report

Quoted By: >>81775252 >>81775291

>>81775179
It's*
And Nah. It ties the loops together nicely. Clarifies shit Caliborn was talking about in master piece and shit Doc was talking about in regards to LE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:16:55 No.81775208 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775128
One LE down, 13 more from other univeres to go

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:17:18 No.81775213 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775190
Game's over, they don't need to be around anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:17:21 No.81775214 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775119
This is exactly the fuck you what I wanted and deserved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:18:09 No.81775221 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773871
Missing troll repopulation
Missing causal loop

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:18:24 No.81775225 Report

Quoted By: >>81775250 >>81775425 >>81775476

>mfw watching that bullshit flash
Holy shit Hussie I would've prefered a generic ending compared to whatever retarded 2deep4u bullshit he was going there with.
I have zero clue as to what happened.
I wasted years of my life for this. I feel robbed. Completely and utterly robbed. Fuck you Hussie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:18:50 No.81775231 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775203
The Earth is pretty, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:19:00 No.81775233 Report

Quoted By:

Like, I expected to be dissapointed by the ending, but I didn't expect it to be THIS dissapointing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:19:14 No.81775235 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775203
>Why the FUCK would they go back to Earth instead of living it up in Bilious Slick?
That's what they're doing. They brought Earth with them in there.
>Why do they have to repopulate earth anyway?
Why did Slick build Midnight City? Why were all the exiles so obsessed with civic institutions? Because it's part of their role in the game is why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:20:04 No.81775246 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775203
>The Matriorb didn't even come into play
Except it did because caliborn's dad kills troll in the Cherub session that players exit into.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:20:06 No.81775248 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775203
Wait...
Maybe it's because they weren't actually gods because they never went through the door, and just teleported in?

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Inspector Redwood !Rcd8kmTONE Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:20:15 No.81775250 Report

Quoted By: >>81775272 >>81775359

>>81775225
All style and no substance

At least sports survived the new world. Now that I think on it. Not ageing the characters up sort of doesn't even give them a "real" ending.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:20:17 No.81775252 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775207
its still shit my man

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:20:24 No.81775255 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775203
>instead of living it up in Bilious Slick?
Doesn't going through the door make them gods of the new universe, and someone basically said nobody should rule over this new universe, it should just exist in peace?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:22:05 No.81775272 Report

Quoted By: >>81775281 >>81775291 >>81775498

>>81775250
>no substance
Fuck off Redwood. If you didn't understand it, close the tab and walk away. While it didn't hit the narrative notes it needed to it has plenty of substance, assuming you're not blind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:22:57 No.81775281 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775272
There is no defending this ending.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:23:22 No.81775286 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775203
They put the earth in the new session and live on it. Yeah they barely gave a shit about the human race but earth still has a livable atmosphere and stuff to grub on. The trolls found out that exiles are supposed to re-seed the planet left behind. Thats why sburb leaves a bunch of equipment. The trolls repopulated. We saw Caliborn's dad kill some trolls in the new universe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:23:30 No.81775287 Report

Quoted By: >>81775302

So wait...
DID THEY KILL LORD ENGLISH OR NOT??

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:23:51 No.81775291 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775272
>>81775207
>>81775073
andrew please.... please don't make this any worse

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:24:02 No.81775294 Report

Quoted By: >>81775332

Wait, I'm confused. In the end what actually got destroyed together with the Green Sun? Only 3 universes (trolls, kids, cherubs)? Or the entire furthest ring and every fucking universe within it?

I sure hope it isn't the latter, otherwise this is the worst ending I've ever seen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:24:08 No.81775296 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775190
It destroyed the Green Sun. I presume that it was the Green Sun's destruction which caused Paradox Space to begin breaking apart; there has gotta be ramifications for the Green Sun getting destroyed, after all. Here are my thoughts on the matter
>>81774798
Destroying the Green Sun destroyed Paradox Space, basically. I guess Lord English would be fine if he just faded away from existence and allowed himself to be summoned again in some different universe within the "loop" of creation, but that's why the ultimate weapon is there: to put a permanent end to his rampage as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:24:43 No.81775302 Report

Quoted By: >>81775323

>>81775287
read >>81775128

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:25:22 No.81775310 Report

Quoted By: >>81775337 >>81775346 >>81775366 >>81775437

BUT WHEN DO THE KIDS FIGHT CALIBORN AND GET SUCKED INTO THE JUJU.

WHAT HAPPENS TO THE KIDS AFTER THAT

DO THEY GET FREED?

WHAT ABOUT DAVE BEING FATED TO BEAT LORD ENGLISH?

ARGH

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:25:48 No.81775318 Report

Quoted By:

Homestuck: The Movie when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:26:07 No.81775323 Report

Quoted By: >>81775351 >>81775371

>>81775302
I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THIS
ID RATHER HAVE THE BIGGEST ASSPULL EVER THAN HIM JUST FIGHTING FOR THE REST OF EXISTENCE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:26:46 No.81775332 Report

Quoted By: >>81775380 >>81775451

>>81775294
the whole fucking universe got nuked into oblivion
now there's a new universe made by the kids

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Misha the Handsome !DAD.xqLCyU Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:27:07 No.81775334 Report

Quoted By: >>81775406

GUYS
REMINDER THAT PROBLEM SLEUTH HAD A DISAPPOINTING ENDING BUT GOT A SATISFYING EPILOGUE A WEEK AFTER
so we have to hope same happens to homestuck or i'll j u s t

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:27:09 No.81775336 Report

Quoted By:

Epilogue when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:27:23 No.81775337 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775310
READ THE THREAD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:27:30 No.81775339 Report

Quoted By: >>81775637

Why do people say this was worse than Evangelion's original ending? I found that pretty memorable and heart-warming. Homestuck's ending was just bland and abrupt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:27:32 No.81775341 Report

Quoted By:

We really needed something like one of these with Alternia playing over it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxXbNVua9UU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhsGHCYS400

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:27:53 No.81775346 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775310
They fight Caliborn at some point after civilization on the new old Earth has fallen again.
They then get sucked into the juju and fight LE again when Vriska lets them out.
Dave already beat LE once, but you can assume he's important again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:27:59 No.81775351 Report

Quoted By: >>81775387

>>81775323
he aint fighting
he's alone
absolutely alone
there's nothing but him in the void, because everything else got disintegrated by the green black hole

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:28:14 No.81775359 Report

Quoted By: >>81775375 >>81775387 >>81775406 >>81775468 >>81775498 >>81775507

>>81775250
>playing football

???
why

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:28:39 No.81775366 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775310
My headcanon is that the ultimate weapon unleashes the kids' souls into 1 SUPERGOD to do battle with Lord English at the end of all existence in the land of death and dreams. Does that work for you, babe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:28:52 No.81775371 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775323
That's it mane, we recurring timelines now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:29:01 No.81775375 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775359
because soccer is gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:29:20 No.81775380 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775332
The feeling I got was the new universe overwrites the space/time where the green sun was.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:29:52 No.81775387 Report

Quoted By: >>81775409

>>81775351
Except that he'll be summoned when Calliborn is sealed in the next session and little cals the session after that.

>>81775359
Because what's gayer than soccer

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:29:57 No.81775388 Report

Quoted By: >>81775399 >>81775408

what happened to Beta!Jack and Ms.Paint?

and I still don't get this loop with the Juju everyone's talking about

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:30:44 No.81775398 Report

Quoted By: >>81775469

So next week he'll reveal Homestuck 2 right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:30:46 No.81775399 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775388
they're fucking like rabbits to repopulate

TPDATS

TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:31:15 No.81775406 Report

Quoted By: >>81775413 >>81775481

>>81775334
>a week later
Confirmed but Hussie hasn't even started on it. Expect weeks or months.

>>81775359
Out of everything in this finale that makes me the very most mad

Do you think Hussie drew out those two playing soccer or did the artist take it on themself to draw anything remotely interesting in that last glimpse

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:31:21 No.81775408 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775388
>loop
See:
>>81774826

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:31:22 No.81775409 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775387
Handegg has big sweaty dudes piling on top of each other.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:31:38 No.81775413 Report

Quoted By: >>81775445

>>81775406
Possibly even years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:32:53 No.81775425 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775225
what you thought happen
>they go live peaceful on earth

what real happen
>it was all dream make by jade
>open the door
>big guy come
smash all dead and then open the door later and he die instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:33:38 No.81775433 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774788
In-comic Hussie realizes his characters are shit and can't do anything right so he kisses Vriska before killing off everyone and fills the rest of the ending with pictures of horses and outdated horse memes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:33:50 No.81775437 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775310

The only answer you're going to get is headcanons and guesses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:33:51 No.81775438 Report

Quoted By: >>81775454 >>81775484

Why is everyone acting like Hussie went full SJW? I don't understand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:33:55 No.81775439 Report

Quoted By:

the shitty twist is that the ending doesn't explain anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:34:26 No.81775445 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775413
Decades. The epilogue is published post-humously and all it says is You're Welcome

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:34:56 No.81775451 Report

Quoted By: >>81775485 >>81775515 >>81775522

>>81775332
>now there's a new universe made by the kids
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this new universe is still part of the Paradox Space like every other before? If altCalliope really erased the entire existence, then there's absolutely nothing left. Every frog died, along with every incipisphere, every dream bubble, the entire furthest ring and the Green Sun.

If this is what happened, then what's the point? Lord English was destroying things, but then the bitch went there and nuked literally everything? It makes no sense if that's the case.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:35:22 No.81775454 Report

Quoted By: >>81775878

>>81775438
I didn't get any tones like that and I don't see any responses like that either.
People are acting like Hussie is a hack, because it was a hack ending full of vague cutaways that leave everything up to guesswork and interpretation instead of actually showing what happens and closing the book.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:35:33 No.81775455 Report

Quoted By:

I want hussies large arms to send me into a coma

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:35:39 No.81775458 Report

Quoted By: >>81775498

>If we skipped most of Act 6 and just established the bare minimum (kids, cherubs, ghost troll army, jujus, fraymotifs, etc) before jumping straight to Collide and the ending, everything would have been more satisfying.

This is probably the worst part.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:35:46 No.81775459 Report

Quoted By: >>81775473 >>81775566

GUYS
WE ARE MISSING THE VITAL POINT HERE
What happened to the Gent of Piss?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:36:32 No.81775468 Report

Quoted By: >>81775493

>>81775359
To show that they reconciled and are officially canon buttbuddies now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:36:34 No.81775469 Report

Quoted By: >>81775508

>>81775398
You know the Hiveswap development has been a thing for more than 2 years, right?

TPDATS

TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:36:49 No.81775473 Report

Quoted By: >>81775556

>>81775459
Most likely destroyed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:36:50 No.81775474 Report

Quoted By: >>81777231

we never learned the name of caliborn's planet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:36:52 No.81775476 Report

Quoted By: >>81775499 >>81775669 >>81775998 >>81776285 >>81776588 >>81776790

>>81775225
>zero clue
Time loop
Cal, doc and LE fuck with Beforus->Alternia->B1->B2
LE attacks PS in B2. Calliope wipes PS and essentially all B2 and pockets LE (along with all of PS the B1 kids and Vris/Ara/Sollux)
Kids go to new session->cherub session
Kids train up then travel into the future via John to fight caliborn-> cali seals B1 and B2 seal him into cal -> Cal, doc and LE fuck with next session-> beforus REPEAT

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Misha the Handsome !DAD.xqLCyU Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:37:04 No.81775481 Report

Quoted By: >>81775597

>>81775406
I'm really fucking hoping the epilogue is going to be in pages. I mean, it returns to the classic format, and actually will provide more infomation in a shorter span of time in terms of creating the product. Otherwise we can get a flash? Or flash with pages? But that could take ages, and I'd still like the original (more like cascade) artwork.
I think Hussie is fucking with us around again. The weakest point of this fucking around is that he didn't have extra material to post soon after. Or does he? What if there's some weird shit popping up at the end of the day? I doubt it though

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:37:05 No.81775483 Report

Quoted By:

Wasn't there an anon who had terminal cancer that wanted to see the ending?
I hope he is okay

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:37:06 No.81775484 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775438
Gay characters exist in Homestuck. That's it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:37:16 No.81775485 Report

Quoted By: >>81775549

>>81775451
>If altCalliope really erased the entire existence, then there's absolutely nothing left. Every frog died, along with every incipisphere, every dream bubble, the entire furthest ring and the Green Sun.
She didn't destroy all of paradox space.
She just created a Black Hole to replace the Green Sun. It destroyed the Green Sun and the network of cracks that Lord English made that were disrupting the nature of the incipisphere, making time and space become ordered where they weren't meant to be, and returned it all to the primordial chaos.
The rest still exists, but there's no longer a Green Sun to act as a waypoint in the chaos where time doesn't flow and space doesn't move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:37:27 No.81775488 Report

Quoted By: >>81775500

Nothing extremely silly happened.
I feel betrayed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:37:41 No.81775491 Report

Quoted By: >>81775597

The entire flash was outsourced, it's like pottery

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:37:54 No.81775493 Report

Quoted By: >>81775513

>>81775468
but why football

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Inspector Redwood !Rcd8kmTONE Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:38:05 No.81775498 Report

Quoted By: >>81775524

>>81775272
Anon, like I said, I won't say I hate it because at this point any ending in its finality is an iota of satisfying but while it all looked pretty there wasn't much going on.

-Calliope makes black hole
-Caliborn becomes LE
-Survivors get new home
-Vriska defeats LE

Das it mane.

>>81775359
Football is best sport.

>>81775458
Fraymotifs is probably my one of my favourite bits of the comic and it barely got used. Such a slut for team attacks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:38:06 No.81775499 Report

Quoted By: >>81775523

>>81775476
this really is the fucking evangelion of webcomics

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Misha the Handsome !DAD.xqLCyU Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:38:20 No.81775500 Report

Quoted By: >>81775524

>>81775488
F O O TB AL,L

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:38:37 No.81775507 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_btRCElzV4

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:38:42 No.81775508 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775469
No I mean homestuck 2
Hiveswap is homestuck 1.5

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:39:00 No.81775513 Report

Quoted By: >>81775532

>>81775493
Because it's gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:39:05 No.81775515 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775451
you see it wrong
dont immagine it as a cluster of Spheres
see it like sheets of paper
every sheet is a universe, and in said universe is contained everything, paradox space comprehended
in the moment Callie nuked the universe and the paradox space, it was like making a ball of crumpled paper and throwing it in the garbage can, while the new universe was already formed in another sheet of paper, untouched by the nuke

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:39:06 No.81775516 Report

Quoted By: >>81775532

but is John/Roxy confirmed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:39:40 No.81775522 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775451
She destroyed greensun and dreambubbles but the new universe still gets created on top of the fucked up void. Since the greensun no longer exists LE cant summon his way inside, his host requires a green sun to be created. The kids that escaped to the new universe house are stuck in that white home they made and better off that way. HomeStuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:39:42 No.81775523 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775499
O M E D E T O U

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:39:47 No.81775524 Report

Quoted By: >>81775561

>>81775500
>>81775498
IT'S CALLED SOCCER AND IT WILL BE CALLED SOCCER IN THE NEW EARTH AS THEY'RE ALL FROM AMERICA

AMERICA: 1
EVERYONE ELSE: 0

HUSSIE DOES IT AGAIN

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:39:57 No.81775531 Report

Quoted By: >>81775554 >>81775561 >>81775563

Gotta admit, Rose got's got a fucking killer bod. Them hips don't quit.

Inspector Redwood !Rcd8kmTONE

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Inspector Redwood !Rcd8kmTONE Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:40:07 No.81775532 Report

Quoted By: >>81775568 >>81775597

>>81775513
Please, this is my safe space. Don't bad mouth football.

>>81775516
Roxy ended up with Calliope. It's clear as day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:41:05 No.81775549 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775485
Yeah, that's what I thought at first, but I was afraid I was just desperately trying to find some logic to explain this ending.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:41:06 No.81775551 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775190
it's up to interpretation :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:41:17 No.81775554 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775531
Same as Roxy.

Æ Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:41:36 No.81775556 Report

Quoted By: >>81775597

>>81775473
hey what ever happened with your stalker?

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Inspector Redwood !Rcd8kmTONE Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:41:53 No.81775561 Report

Quoted By: >>81775595

>>81775524
>Jake English
>English
>Speaks Old English like a cunt
>Not calling it the footy

Did you even read all of Homestuck to cum on this conclusion's tits?

>>81775531
Did someone say thicc?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:41:53 No.81775563 Report

Quoted By: >>81775655

>>81775531
Vriska's tits > Rose's hips

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:42:08 No.81775566 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775459
He escaped to his own session so the scratch did not effect his incipisphere. Scratch only removes your own incipisphere and reworks the timeline so skaia gates get swapped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:42:22 No.81775568 Report

Quoted By: >>81775632

>>81775532
>shit ships
>faggot spot
>safe space
F U C K I N G L E A V E

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:42:30 No.81775573 Report

Quoted By:

Somehow the ending being as it is puts me at peace. Really drives home the fact that I can move on.

See ya never faggots

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:42:59 No.81775578 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774875

so what happens, dipstick

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:43:21 No.81775584 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773871
Showtime played in the Act 6 animation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:43:45 No.81775589 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775190
They did otherwise loop one bubbles could talk to loop 2 player which would fuck the sequence. Caliope resets paradox SPACE, Caliborn resets the TIME loop

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:44:17 No.81775595 Report

Quoted By: >>81775733

>>81775561
Soccer didn't even exist during the time of old english, check mate

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:44:19 No.81775596 Report

Quoted By:

This shit has been going for so long and the plot is such a clusterfuck I barely understood any of the things that happened.
Maybe now Hussie can go back to the truly great series, Problem Sleuth.

TPDATS

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TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:44:19 No.81775597 Report

Quoted By: >>81775641 >>81775682

>>81775491
The entire finale was outsourced because Hussie's writing the game but then someone else is writing the game so Hussie's mainly just sitting there hemorrhaging money out of his ass and lifting

>>81775532
Fuck yes, someone was trying to say that Calliope was hanging out with them like she's their kid but you get the significance of a handhold

Like okay honestly in the epilogue, yeah, I'd love some ship confirmations
>you fucking asshole why would you want ship confirmations
Just to get some fucking closure on something Hussie seemed nigh-obsessed with in the comic for literal years let me live a little

>>81775481
Yeah, I think this is it for a while. I have no idea how he thought this was okay.

>>81775556
I never had a stalker. Two people from HSG had crushes on me and I ended up dating one. Is that what you're talking about?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:44:48 No.81775603 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773048

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:44:50 No.81775605 Report

Quoted By:

It's time to just wash our hands of this and move on. Return to whatever you were doing during all the hiatuses. In the end, this comic does not matter.

There are better things.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:45:10 No.81775609 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:45:12 No.81775610 Report

Quoted By:

So when will Hussie reveal Homestuck was a giant intermission for the Midnight Crew series

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:45:24 No.81775616 Report

Quoted By: >>81775649

>>81774804
Which is exactly why the ending sucks.

There was no jokes, there was no lore. Just drama and implied shipping.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:45:33 No.81775619 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774547
>What the fuck has he been doing for the last 3 years

This keeps bugging me, what the fuck has he actually been doing??? Did the fame get to him? Something more seriois like depression? He says this ending was special for him but I just dont understand anything anymore

I need to lie down. I cant stop crying everytime I think of homestuck now

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:45:50 No.81775626 Report

Quoted By: >>81775639 >>81775665 >>81775669 >>81775679

I'm not afraid to say I didn't understand that ending. Can someone smarter explain?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:46:22 No.81775632 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775568
>people on imageboards telling other posters to leave

You amuse me greatly

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:46:47 No.81775637 Report

Quoted By: >>81775973

>>81775339
There's literally nothing wrong with a "Gainax Ending", this is just frustrating because it has even less substance than one and is being vague despite that being meaningless for this story.

There's no impressive self loathing to overcome, self actualization to realize or overarching metaphor about leaving the future to the children. It's just a dumb comic about dumb kids playing a dumb game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:46:52 No.81775639 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775626
They won and lived happily ever after. The end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:47:02 No.81775641 Report

Quoted By: >>81775806

>>81775597
https://desustorage.org/co/thread/38233412/#38236598 this guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:47:11 No.81775646 Report

Quoted By: >>81775661 >>81775669 >>81775680 >>81775719

So...Vriska, Sollux and Aradia are dead, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:47:12 No.81775649 Report

Quoted By: >>81775766

>>81775616
No there was a heap of LORE dickass. It tied everything nicely. The JOKE was people upset at the lack of drama and vague endings in shipping

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:47:35 No.81775655 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775563
Too fat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:47:48 No.81775657 Report

Quoted By: >>81775681 >>81775691

Ok so the only thing I don't get is where the kids who attacked caliborn came from.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:47:50 No.81775659 Report

Quoted By: >>81775694

Im in two minds about posting this since it should be really obvious from the 'is that it' reaction that there's something missing .but whatever. I didn't spend five minutes slapping this together to trash it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:47:51 No.81775661 Report

Quoted By: >>81775685

>>81775646
super fucking dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:47:58 No.81775665 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775626
what real happen I need to it know also

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:48:12 No.81775669 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775626
See
>>81775476

>>81775646
Yup, but they will be back next loop like everyone else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:48:43 No.81775677 Report

Quoted By: >>81777090

>>81773711
What the fuck? How do you remember all that?

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Inspector Redwood !Rcd8kmTONE Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:48:47 No.81775679 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773871
>The robots are never mentioned again

What does one even do with this information. They seemed so important Once Upon A Time.

>>81775626
GT!Calliope makes a black hole that sucks in the red(green?) sun and cuts off LE's power. Vriska (kills??) him when vulnerable. The giant tadpole with the powers of the God kids restore Earth to a better living place. Dersites and Prospitians come back to inhabit said earth. Football is alive and well.

No ship set sail without evidence of someone else going in for a potential snog. Except Calliope and Roxy. That shit is cemented.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:48:46 No.81775680 Report

Quoted By: >>81775705 >>81775734 >>81775758

>>81775646
Sollux has been dead for awhile, mate.
The fate of Vriska, Aradia, and Sollux's ghost, however, is quite unclear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:48:51 No.81775681 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775657
They're the kids in the future.
Caliborn is on Earth. They just time travel to him at some point to finally wrap up the loose ends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:48:52 No.81775682 Report

Quoted By: >>81775806

>>81775597
hussie never really confirmed ships though did he
like i expected him to handle all ships like he did karezi

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:48:58 No.81775685 Report

Quoted By: >>81775724

>>81775661
RIP Aradia's arc.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:49:10 No.81775691 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775657

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:49:19 No.81775692 Report

Quoted By: >>81775709

LE's weakness was literally a plot hole, it makes perfect sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:49:38 No.81775694 Report

Quoted By: >>81775710

>>81775659
>that image
BREATH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FREEDOM

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:49:59 No.81775701 Report

Quoted By:

>>>>>>>>>>>we still don't know what blood powers do

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:50:16 No.81775705 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775680
>Sollux has been dead for awhile, mate.
I'm pretty sure Sollux was fully alive, fully blind before the retcon and half blind half ghost after.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:50:38 No.81775709 Report

Quoted By: >>81775740

>>81775692
Thanks Hussie

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:50:47 No.81775710 Report

Quoted By: >>81775747

>>81775694
breath is air
air is wind
you cant stop nor bottle wind
wind is freedom

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:50:54 No.81775713 Report

Quoted By: >>81775778

YOU DID IT HUSSIE

SLAM DUNK

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:51:03 No.81775719 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775646
We don't know, it's not shown.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:51:19 No.81775724 Report

Quoted By: >>81775762

>>81775685
What arc?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:51:45 No.81775733 Report

Quoted By: >>81775754

>>81775595
are you fucking retarded. football has been around since before henry the 8th. and i'd say jake is much younger than henry the 8th

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:51:50 No.81775734 Report

Quoted By: >>81775795

>>81775680

>Sollux has been dead for awhile, mate.

Sollux didn't die, he was half dead and stayed with aradia

>The fate of Vriska, Aradia, and Sollux's ghost, however, is quite unclear.

Theres no dream bubbles anymore so theres no where really for them to go

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:52:07 No.81775740 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775709
Also, I like that an asshole like Caliborn's punishment was not really getting to be part of the ending.

He wanted to be part of the story so badly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:52:22 No.81775747 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775710
>you cant...bottle wind

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:52:53 No.81775753 Report

Quoted By: >>81775769

I was right.
Homestuck was about nihlism all along.

Inspector Redwood !Rcd8kmTONE

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Inspector Redwood !Rcd8kmTONE Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:52:54 No.81775754 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775733
Pretty sure that anon was taking the piss just for the "check mate" pun

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:53:12 No.81775758 Report

Quoted By: >>81775776

>>81775680
They are super dead. Are you legit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:53:42 No.81775762 Report

Quoted By: >>81775809

>>81775724
The whole "dead girl becomes alive" thing she had going on.
She was fully alive and intended to stay that way. Accepting her death would be against her character. She only wanted to see the whole thing collapse, not die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:54:01 No.81775765 Report

Quoted By: >>81775815 >>81775840

So what was the point of Terezi remembering everything

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:54:02 No.81775766 Report

Quoted By: >>81775787

>>81775649
>they fixed it, happily ever after
>lore

>being so autistic that you eat up Hussie's lies
>being in such denial that you think it's all an intended joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:54:13 No.81775769 Report

Quoted By: >>81775786

>>81775753
Nah it was about determinism.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:54:18 No.81775773 Report

Quoted By: >>81775829 >>81776071

Daily Reminder

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:54:32 No.81775776 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775758
>They are super dead
Aradia was just looking at the black hole. Why assume she died, then?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:54:41 No.81775778 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775713

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:55:18 No.81775786 Report

Quoted By: >>81775811

>>81775769
Then why is the ending a pointless 9 minute piece of hopelessness?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:55:22 No.81775787 Report

Quoted By: >>81775884

>>81775766
>lies
>he literally says it in clear writing multiple times before the finale
>doesn't say it during
>lie
Reread Caliborn's master piece retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:55:50 No.81775794 Report

Quoted By: >>81775818 >>81775830

So what happened to Vriska and Aradia? Are they still alive?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:55:51 No.81775795 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775734
>Theres no dream bubbles anymore so theres no where really for them to go
But since they are alive, they can leave the dream bubbles. That is, if they didn't get sucked in the black hole, which was however implied.

Either they are alive and drifting in empty space, or dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:55:52 No.81775796 Report

Quoted By: >>81775839

Alright I kinda get the ending. But are there any clues as to how Caliborn got the ring of void? That's a loose end.

TPDATS

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TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:56:33 No.81775806 Report

Quoted By: >>81775853 >>81775873

>>81775641
That was the dude that made the pop-punk SBAHJ fan songs. We used to be part of an HSG chatgroup. He wasn't a stalker and he was chill with it when I let him down easy. I haven't talked to him for a little while but we're on good terms, he's a nice guy.

I ended up dating a dude who voiced a Caliborn/Jane log with me inspired by a mutual love for both cherubs. He invented the "Dolorosa's long, long legs" meme and is a villain aficionado who loves English and Scratch and is generally fantastic.

>>81775682
Rosemary is extremely confirmed. I just want that for PM/WV and either Roxy ship, preferably Calliope but John's also fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:56:43 No.81775809 Report

Quoted By: >>81775861

>>81775762
Part of seeing the end is ending with it.
She embraced being alive because it meant she could watch the ultimate death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:56:55 No.81775811 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775786
Because that was how it was always going to be. For all the alt time lines, dream bubbles and doomselves there was no other option than what they did and how it worked out.
Cherbus machinated the whole progression of sessions and then back into itself. Scratch saw but didn't care.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:57:13 No.81775815 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775765
closure for the alternate versions of vriska and terezi

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:57:18 No.81775818 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775794
We don't know. Either they are drifting in the eternal nothingness with Sollux or are deader than dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:57:47 No.81775829 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775773
Caliborn is alive and well! :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:57:51 No.81775830 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775794
they're fictional characters anon they were never alive

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:58:14 No.81775839 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775796
It is and it isn't, we know he got it. How it happened with calliope in early game cherub session is unclarified.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:58:15 No.81775840 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775765
So they didn't have to show her in Act 7

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:59:00 No.81775853 Report

Quoted By: >>81775958

>>81775806
>He invented the "Dolorosa's long, long legs" meme
i think ive seen at least 3 people claim that was them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:59:21 No.81775861 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775809
Yeah, I can see what you mean. But still, seeing Aradia go out with a bit more fanfare, or even just seeing her go out would be preferable.
Then again, the entire black hole/LE fight scene should've been shown to the end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:59:44 No.81775868 Report

Quoted By: >>81775924

Okay bitches i just wake up and everything is not even flames just ashes

Its Harry Potter all over again

At least JK had the decency to show what happen to voldemort

Misha the Handsome !DAD.xqLCyU

Misha the Handsome !DAD.xqLCyU Wed 13 Apr 2016 11:59:48 No.81775872 Report

Quoted By: >>81775919 >>81775921

All in all, this is really ODD as FUCK because the man who made something as coherent as Cascade made the last act (I wouldn't call it a real Ending for now) a nice visual experience WITH A FUCK TON OF PLOT HOLES and interpretative ending that would be a very stupid move to do
What exactly happened to LE? What's up with the Green Sun black hole after it's purpose and Aradia + Sollux? Where did all the dead fellas go???? wHAT ABOUT THE SPRITES???
WHERE IS OUR GIRL TEREZI???
IS VRISKA OK? WHAT ABOUT MATRIORB?
We didn't even get our relationships fully resolved, everything is hinted at but not canon, it's just so ambiguous - what's the real death between Karkat/Dave/Jade and Calliope/Roxy/John? Dirk and Jake did not have a on-screen live chat and if they're on good terms apparently yet status is a complete mystery. What the fuck is that football
I think Gamzee is locked like 5ever but WE STILL NEED INFO ON THAT?
Also Spades Slick my man ; - ;

We can only put all of our hope on the Epilogue now.

It feels like a Evagelion situation now, where we get the tv ending with lack of real explanation what really happened and then the movie serving as the Epilogue in this context

TOO BAD WE WILL HAVE TO WAIT FOR A LONG TIME I BET

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:00:06 No.81775873 Report

Quoted By: >>81775904 >>81775958

>>81775806
why do you want roxy to date a dumb 11 yo skull girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:00:16 No.81775878 Report

Quoted By: >>81775912

>>81775454
>I didn't get any tones like that
Anon... Must feel nice having a selective memory. Fucking white rappers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:00:34 No.81775884 Report

Quoted By: >>81775909

>>81775787
>What is there to say about this ending? The short and funny answer is, Homestuck has finally completed its long journey over the rainbow, and become the anime it was always meant to be.
>become the anime it was always meant to be
>funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:01:44 No.81775904 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775873
emipenises

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:01:49 No.81775907 Report

Quoted By: >>81775922

I, for one, am pissed we'll have to wait for MORE content to wrap up the loose ends. I just wanted Homestuck to end, and now it did so in a way that pissed everyone off too much and now it's "NOPE, STILL NOT DONE, YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT FOR AN INDETERMINATE AMOUNT OF TIME!" Fucking shit, it's like an abusive relationship, I can't take this anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:02:08 No.81775909 Report

Quoted By: >>81775998

>>81775884
No I was arguing the lore isn't, in fact, happily ever after at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:02:21 No.81775912 Report

Quoted By: >>81775977

>>81775878
Are you talking about earlier in HS? I thought we're talking about Act 7 here.
Huss did kinda cave when he binned the whole "CAUCASIAN" joke, I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:03:00 No.81775919 Report

Quoted By: >>81775935 >>81775944 >>81775951 >>81775987 >>81776168

>>81775872
Don't forget that Dave was the one to defeat LE, Karkat was supposed to be important as said by Echidna, and we still have no clear picture on the ring of life/void.

And what happened to the Felt? And Aurthour? And MS Paint? And Casey? And Jack?

Did Hussie seriously give Jack a good ending?

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Inspector Redwood !Rcd8kmTONE Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:03:08 No.81775921 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775872
After year 3 or 4 Hussie should have reread his own comic and started making sticky notes on plot holes. I feel as if he has a very "Akira Toriyama" relationship with his work insofar that he just forgot things that fans lost sleep over.

It just goes on forever and some plot lines just don't matter to you as a creator in favour of more interesting and end result content. I don't blame him. It was a pretty big project to have wrap up nicely but he could have given his fans a bit more credit than that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:03:08 No.81775922 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775907
You're welcome.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:03:11 No.81775924 Report

Quoted By: >>81775972

>>81775868
HP has nothing on this shit

imagine if the final chapter was just: and voldemort died and everyone lived happily ever after until they died

because that was Act fucking 7

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:03:39 No.81775935 Report

Quoted By: >>81775985

>>81775919
Yes, I want leprechaun closure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:04:09 No.81775944 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775919
>Don't forget that Dave was the one to defeat LE
and he did off screen with the assistance of Calliope

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:04:13 No.81775947 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774760
>Collide kept showing Gamzee in that thing, which should be an obvious cue that he's about to become important, and then nothing happened.

You already saw what happens to him, he takes care of caliborn

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:04:23 No.81775951 Report

Quoted By: >>81776005

>>81775919
Jack deserved a better ending than anyone else.

TPDATS

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TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:04:43 No.81775958 Report

Quoted By: >>81775993 >>81776010

>>81775853
Maybe all three of them were him? He has no reason no lie about it. He made another meme too but I forget which one.

>>81775873
Because I project onto Roxy and I want to date the skull girl. She's cute and smart and I love her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:05:14 No.81775972 Report

Quoted By: >>81776011

>>81775924
>happily ever after until they died
But that isn't how homestuck fucking finished.
CALIBORN'S MASTER PIECE
>caliborn's master piece

CALIBORN'S MASTER PIECE
>caliborn's master piece

CALIBORN'S MASTER PIECE
>caliborn's master piece

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:05:15 No.81775973 Report

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>>81775637
well, real people don't have character arcs...

Misha the Handsome !DAD.xqLCyU

Misha the Handsome !DAD.xqLCyU Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:05:36 No.81775974 Report

Quoted By: >>81776020 >>81776028 >>81776075 >>81776078

shitpost alert WHAT IF CALIBORN'S MASTERPIECE WAS THIS ANIME ENDING BECAUSE HE LEARNED TO DRAW

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:05:42 No.81775977 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775912
Well, non-act 7, but late act 6 with the whole Davepeta "what gender am I" and Dave's whole "toxic masculinity" speech felt a bit SJW-esque.
Not saying he is a SJW, but he definitely panders to those types from time to time, being that Tumblr is full of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:05:49 No.81775978 Report

Quoted By:

What if Hussie attempts to go very meta and continues to the epilogue through characters who "took over the MSPA website"?

One can hope, r-right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:06:07 No.81775985 Report

Quoted By: >>81776027

>>81775935
I like to think they all climbed inside the oven and were put in Jake's inventory where they traveled with him to the new universe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:06:16 No.81775987 Report

Quoted By: >>81776017

>>81775919
Karkat was important. Defeating Clover resulted in two timelines. The othet timeline where Clover is victorious id the one where the 8 lods go beat up Caliborn because they cant win the session anymore, its doomed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:06:40 No.81775993 Report

Quoted By: >>81776006 >>81776186

>>81775958
nobody wants to fuck the creepy skeleton girl, least of all john's main squeeze.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:06:57 No.81775998 Report

Quoted By: >>81776042

>>81775909
But see, none of that really matters because
>For now, I will leave you to draw your own conclusions.

There's a chance >>81775476 won't be right because he could fuck it up again, so for now all we have is what we were given.

We'll see if he actually gives a fuck or not.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:07:19 No.81776004 Report

Quoted By: >>81776116 >>81776186

>just watched it
No way, this can't be real
This is seriously it?
This is what I've spent years waiting for?
Where are the fights?
Why did it end on a cliffhanger?
This is not okay

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:07:27 No.81776005 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775951
I still can't believe Jade wanted to save Jack from getting murdered. He killed the mother and father of her best friends ffs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:07:30 No.81776006 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775993
THIS

JOHN ROXY
>john roxy
JOHN ROXY
>john roxy
JOHN ROXY
>john roxy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:07:46 No.81776010 Report

Quoted By: >>81776040 >>81776186

>>81775958
How would that even work? I mean biologically?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:08:03 No.81776011 Report

Quoted By: >>81776062

>>81775972
wow cool interpretation pro my interpretation is that the ending fucking sucked

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:08:28 No.81776017 Report

Quoted By: >>81776134

>>81775987
>Defeating Clover resulted in two timelines
Are you certain this was the event that split the timelines?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:08:40 No.81776020 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775974

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:08:55 No.81776027 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775985
So Spades gets the shaft and the Felt get a happy ending?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:08:59 No.81776028 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775974
I want to believe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:09:32 No.81776040 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776010
Jade helps by scaling Roxy to 1AU to do it with the snek cali

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:09:38 No.81776042 Report

Quoted By: >>81776089 >>81776100 >>81776200 >>81776785

>>81775998
Read his interview on Act 7. He doesn't want to confirm lore, he wants his narrative jigsaw.

People have it wrong, it isn't the NGE of webcomics fucking casuals It's the Serial Experiments Lain of web comics

The epilouge will be faggot ass drama and shipping for the whiners that can't be happy with lore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:09:43 No.81776046 Report

Quoted By: >>81776098 >>81776186

>Boy, we sure did save the world from Caliborn didn't we. Now the universe is free from his evil.
>GUESS WHO'S BACK FUCKERS
>*Gunshots and screaming*
Remember she still has swirled cheeks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:10:55 No.81776062 Report

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>>81776011
Fucking reread the master piece. It isn't that fucking hard. Rereading what he says in retrospect makes things pretty clear.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:10:56 No.81776063 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773238
>congratulations!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:11:19 No.81776071 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775773
Karkat

I knew you wouldn't abandon us

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:11:35 No.81776075 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775974
That's what I thought when I first saw it, expecting the second page of the update to be another flash (maybe a walkaround) that would tell things from the kids' perspective.

Maybe the epilogue fix this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:11:38 No.81776077 Report

Quoted By: >>81776106

So what did Aradia do again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:11:39 No.81776078 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775974
>inb4 update isn't over and we get a second update before the date rolls over that actually doesn't suck
Never ever but I wish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:12:14 No.81776089 Report

Quoted By: >>81776164 >>81776691 >>81776830

>>81776042
>It's the Serial Experiments Lain of web comics
Wow now that you mention it, it's exactly that. NGE had a satisfying message behind its weird original ending, and EoE was made to make that message look prettier. SEL just ended.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:12:35 No.81776098 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776046
>needing two caliborns a sessions
They already have one just waiting there at the end of their new universe's time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:12:50 No.81776100 Report

Quoted By: >>81776164

>>81776042
>interview

What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:13:14 No.81776106 Report

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>>81776077
Watch things break apart like she wanted to

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:14:01 No.81776116 Report

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>>81776004
It's so straightforward yet I'm having a hard time fully grasping this myself.

I could care less about loose ends. All I want is a legitimate, no holding back throw-down with LE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:14:22 No.81776124 Report

Quoted By:

I do hope Aradia survived. Shit, she said she was done dying.

Glub

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Glub Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:14:36 No.81776130 Report

Quoted By: >>81776223

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:14:53 No.81776134 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776017
Yes, it says so in Homestuck Historia

There's actually a third timeline where Karkat dies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:15:09 No.81776140 Report

Quoted By: >>81776157

When I say "gamer", you say "gate".
GAMER-

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:15:24 No.81776145 Report

Quoted By: >>81776186 >>81776328

>Jack Frost wasn't a thing
WORST ENDING

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:16:13 No.81776157 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776140
GATE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:16:31 No.81776160 Report

Quoted By:

>ACT 7 : Nothing explained

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:16:47 No.81776164 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776089
SEL was God like and plebs all crack the shits because muh symbolism my non-standard plot.

>>81776100
Someone had it posted around. Basically he said he wanted the narrative to be a riddle.

>now that sounds retarded, who sees a big picture and wants to cut it into little pieces and mix it up. You want to see the whole picture not play with a jigsaw. Well the people who which their brains on will put it together and the people who switch them ALL the way on will figure all of it out.'
t. horribly summarised Hussie

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:16:47 No.81776165 Report

Quoted By: >>81776185 >>81776189 >>81776227

GAMER-

Misha the Handsome !DAD.xqLCyU

Misha the Handsome !DAD.xqLCyU Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:16:53 No.81776168 Report

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>>81775919
yes YES YES
this is just ridiculous, what was he thinking?
a cute happy ending on this is fine (since we've been so attached to the world and characters of homestuck) but you don't end it up like THIS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:17:23 No.81776175 Report

Quoted By:

How do I live without you

I want to know

;-;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:17:48 No.81776185 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776165
gate

TPDATS

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TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:17:49 No.81776186 Report

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>>81775993
Nice headcanon guy, didn't see your ship holding hands in the flash and until the epilogues come around that's exactly as much confirmation we're getting either way

And even if the epilogue does go John/Roxy I think it's also a good ship so I won't mind it anyway. Until then I'm going to celebrate.

>>81776010
If they really want to get down to it Calliope has a tongue and hopefully some smaller form of genitals for casual use and if she doesn't then I assume cherubs just get off once every thousand years or so and they can get creative when that time rolls around

>>81776046
Yeah too bad the comic's fucking over, that neat plotpoint sure went literally nowhere

>>81776004
There's an epilogue coming somewhere down the line but I doubt the biggest points of contention will be properly addressed.

>>81776145
>everything just gets sucked into black holes
We saw Caliborn get sucked into a black hole and it took him to his SBURB session, what are we even supposed to make of THESE black holes, god damn

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:17:56 No.81776189 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776165
UPDATE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:18:26 No.81776200 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776042
>tfw all you wanted from the ending was some good laughs, cool action, and closure
>no laughs, no cool action, closure unconfirmed

>and to top it all off, more cancer

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:19:02 No.81776214 Report

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When I say "gamers", you say "dead".
GAMERS-

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:19:20 No.81776218 Report

Quoted By: >>81776252

>all that buildup
>for the most generic, by-the-book ending possible

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:19:39 No.81776223 Report

Quoted By: >>81776260

>>81776130
i love you glub

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:20:05 No.81776227 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776165
GREAT!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:20:06 No.81776229 Report

Quoted By: >>81776294

After understanding the ending (that is, if the theories here are correct) it doesn't seem that terrible anymore.

Like, it's not a 1/10 now it's like a 3/10 or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:21:20 No.81776252 Report

Quoted By: >>81776274 >>81776294 >>81776327

>>81776218
Generic would have been an all character LE brawl.
Instead you got art.

Glub

Glub Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:22:03 No.81776260 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776223
I love you too anonymous

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:22:48 No.81776274 Report

Quoted By: >>81776317

>>81776252
Cliff hangers are even more generic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:23:22 No.81776285 Report

Quoted By: >>81776332

>>81775476
INCORRECT
This misses the 48 Squiddles session.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:23:28 No.81776288 Report

Quoted By:

Are the beta kids really dead after fighting LE?

Couldn't they use John's bullshit powers to go back to the cherub universe where the alpha kids are? Couldn't they also bring Aradia, Vriska and Sollux with them?

Also, RIP Meenah. You were the best ghost.

TPDATS

TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:23:37 No.81776294 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776229
Its 2/10 because a decent ending would have made these points a bit clearer instead of relying on the readers to individually infer all of this shit. Open-ended ending is the worst.

>>81776252
>could have had every character v. LE
>got Vriska and Ridiculously Complicated And Poorly Explained Plot Device v. LE plus 3 minutes of frog animation

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:24:24 No.81776311 Report

Quoted By: >>81776337 >>81776346 >>81776352 >>81776415 >>81776577

So which stage of grief are you on now? I just reached acceptance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:24:31 No.81776317 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776274
But it isn't a cliff hanger. What was unexplained in the grand scheme of things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:25:00 No.81776327 Report

Quoted By: >>81776347

>>81776252
An all character LE brawl would've at least been satisfying.
Problem Sleuth was satisfying with that sort of ridiculous climax.
No Demonhead Lord English for us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:25:12 No.81776328 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776145
shit I can't stop laughing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:25:31 No.81776332 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776285
Add in sessions as required between Cherub and trolls

Misha the Handsome !DAD.xqLCyU

Misha the Handsome !DAD.xqLCyU Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:25:54 No.81776337 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776311
my grief will blankly last until the epilogue shows up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:26:30 No.81776346 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776311
I skipped most stages and went from shock to acceptance after laughing at the reactions in these threads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:26:31 No.81776347 Report

Quoted By: >>81776359

>>81776327
But that's just it PS was PS HS is HS. Did you really just want a repeat?

TPDATS

TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:27:02 No.81776352 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776311
I can't reach acceptance because it's not even dead yet, we have a vague and foreboding Final Final update or series of updates on the horizon.

>yfw epilogue act 1, epilogue 2, epilogue 3, epilogue 3 part 2....

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:27:23 No.81776359 Report

Quoted By: >>81776392

>>81776347
MS Paint Adventures is all about fucking repeating itself. It's an Ouroboros from the very start. There has never been a pumpkin in this room.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:27:27 No.81776362 Report

Quoted By: >>81776378

These are official hsg headcanons.
>Slick's head jetpacked into the door right as it was about to close
>The Felt got into the oven and traveled with Jake
>Honk Friend went to the new universe because fuck logic he's Gamzee
>Eridan fucked Vriska after she killed LE
>Jack Noir was put in Can Town jail and got dumped by Ms. Paint after she learned what he did

TPDATS

TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:28:51 No.81776378 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776362
What about DD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:28:57 No.81776382 Report

Quoted By: >>81776398 >>81776424 >>81776451

Been thinking about reading this now that it's over. Should I just abandon that idea, or give it a shot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:29:26 No.81776389 Report

Quoted By: >>81776417

EPILOGUE PREDICTIONS

>Aradia and Sollux aren't mentioned

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:29:37 No.81776392 Report

Quoted By: >>81776408

>>81776359
good point. It seems more recursive than repetitious though.

Misha the Handsome !DAD.xqLCyU

Misha the Handsome !DAD.xqLCyU Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:29:52 No.81776398 Report

Quoted By: >>81776450

>>81776382
You should wait for the epilogue update so we can make sure if its completely worth it

lapis

lapis Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:29:53 No.81776399 Report

Quoted By:

Okay before everyone fulfill the suicide pact i just want so say that hsg was a wild ride and i love all of you sorta kinda

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:30:29 No.81776406 Report

Quoted By: >>81776453

Isn't Paradox Space the multiverse, as in EVERYTHING THAT COULD POSSIBLY EXIST?
That would mean the green hole is going to reach the newly created frog eventually, right?

Or was the point of the house juju leaving Paradox Space into a completely new realm while Paradox Space including SBURB collapses?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:30:33 No.81776408 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776392
so the question is
when we loopin back to ps

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:30:38 No.81776410 Report

Quoted By: >>81776452 >>81776705

The problem with Homestuck wasn't this ending. It was what precedet it: the retcon.

It's obvious that this animation was designed with a much simpler setting: Dead Vriska and her pirate army found the juju and used it against Lord English.

But Hussie wrote himself into a corner and had Vriska to come back to life, which made everything even more convoluted. He focused on the wrong things and we got important things in a completely hamfisted way (Caliborn's masterpiece). This had an impact with the last animation, since Caliborn becoming Lord English after breaking the clock doesn't have an impact anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:30:46 No.81776415 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776311
Still between anger and bargaining.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:30:56 No.81776416 Report

Quoted By: >>81776475

When exactly did that happen? Were those kids an alternate version of the B1 and B2 kids we know? Or did it happen/is going to happen after EoA7?
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/ACT6ACT6.php?s=6&p=009318

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:30:59 No.81776417 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776389
It focuses on just one character, most likely John, and the fate of everybody else is just implied.

Misha the Handsome !DAD.xqLCyU

Misha the Handsome !DAD.xqLCyU Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:31:03 No.81776418 Report

Quoted By: >>81776438 >>81776748

GUYS GUYS GUYS
Thinking of the Green Sun - Calliope's black hole. Doesn't it engulf absolutely fucking everything in the end?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:31:15 No.81776424 Report

Quoted By: >>81776450

>>81776382
Do you want an excellent ride full of neat characters, boring characters, exciting twists, mostly-answered questions, a whole lot of corpses, and still more characters that you want to like but struggle to build up the resolve to?

Do you mind if all that doesn't really get a very satisfactory ending?

If so, by all means. Expect it to take a while, and you may very well enjoy a great deal of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:32:02 No.81776438 Report

Quoted By: >>81776479

>>81776418
Yes, everyone is dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:32:51 No.81776450 Report

Quoted By: >>81776494

>>81776398
Coolcool, I'll just sit tight then.
>>81776424
If it'll take me more than a month then I'm just skipping out on it. Though, I think I could manage finishing it in like, 3 weeks. How many chapters are there?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:32:55 No.81776451 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776382
better read problem sleuth

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:32:56 No.81776452 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776410
>Caliborn's masterpiece
was subtle not hamfisted. Hamfisted is in your face plenty of people who left the threads may never make the full connection there

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:33:02 No.81776453 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776406
Pretty sure the black hole stops after consuming the green sun and Lord English's circle of rainbow seizure cracks. With those gone, there's nothing to measure time and space with, and everything halts in the paradox space, so the black hole can't grow any further.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:33:02 No.81776454 Report

Quoted By: >>81776470 >>81776481 >>81776482 >>81776490 >>81776495 >>81776498 >>81776499

I'M MAD THAT HOMESTUCK LITERALLY BECAME "VRISKA SOLVES EVERYTHING".

SERIOUSLY.

SHE SOLVED EVERYTHING BOTH INSIDE THE GAME AND IN THE DREAM BUBBLES.

HER ARC WAS "I'M IMPORTANT AND I DO EVERYTHING RIGHT, NO COMEUPPANCE AT ALL". SHE GOT AWAY WITH BEING A BITCH TO EVERYBODY EVEN IN THIS LAST ARC.

IT'S JUST SO UNSATISFYING.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:34:17 No.81776470 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776454
why would she need comeuppance for doing everything right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:34:46 No.81776475 Report

Quoted By: >>81776555 >>81777226

>>81776416
It happens in the new session which is the cherub session after they prep up and use john to jump into caliborn's future
>I CAN TELL THEY ARE PSYCHED ABOUT THIS. LIKE THEY HAVE BEEN PLANNING IT, AND BIDING THEIR TIME, AND NOW THEY THINK THEY ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO OVERTAKE ME, IF ONLY BECAUSE OF THE SURPRISINGNESS OF THEIR AMBUSH. AND MAYBE THEY ARE EVEN RIGHT. MAYBE THEY COULD BEAT ME. THEY HAVE A LOT OF FIGHTING LEVELS AND MAGIC BOONS NOW, JUST LIKE ME. BUT SEE. I DON'T EVEN GIVE THEM THE CHANCE.

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Misha the Handsome !DAD.xqLCyU Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:34:51 No.81776479 Report

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>>81776438
So the New Earth never really happened?

lapis

lapis Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:35:06 No.81776481 Report

Quoted By: >>81776634

>>81776454
hussie legacy is that the vriska debates will never end

TPDATS

TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:35:10 No.81776482 Report

Quoted By: >>81776540

>>81776454
She's Hussie's true girlfriend who ruined the comic

But haha seriously Slick never claimed his dibs and he fucking died, that was completely unnecessary. I just hope we get confirmation on Vriska dying eventually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:35:20 No.81776487 Report

Quoted By: >>81776503

Well she died. Gloriously of course because she is a troll.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:35:37 No.81776490 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776454
But Vriska is the best and everything she does is justified.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:35:52 No.81776494 Report

Quoted By: >>81776525

>>81776450
>If it'll take me more than a month then I'm just skipping out on it. Though, I think I could manage finishing it in like, 3 weeks. How many chapters are there?
Depending on how much of a day you put into reading it, I'd imagine anywhere from 5 to 20 days could get you through depending on read speed, internet speed, and how fast you play through the stupid flash game segments.

Really, the story is so fragmented that it can't be described with "chapters". There are acts and intermissions but nothing decides how long those are of themselves, an entire act can be a single flash long.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:35:53 No.81776495 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776454
except she died for her little time in the sun while everyone else lived except for the B1 who lived for ages and THEN got sealed and fought LE for Vris

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:36:02 No.81776498 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776454
I'm even more mad that it became "Karkat does nothing".

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:36:04 No.81776499 Report

Quoted By: >>81776559

>>81776454

ah but you see, anon

that's the joke! characters don't get arcs and so on

isn't it hi-larious? if you don't get it, i guess you're just missing the joke!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:36:22 No.81776503 Report

Quoted By: >>81776536 >>81776545

>>81776487
I didn't see her die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:37:15 No.81776523 Report

Quoted By: >>81776711

Requesting a drawfag to draw dead Eridan talking to dead Feferi about their character arcs

suddenly pre-retcon dead Karkat and (Vriska) get tiggered hard and start crying while (Terezi) and (Kanaya) do their best to calm them down

Eridan and Feferi just feel sorry for them and he goes nvm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:37:19 No.81776525 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776494
Oh, awesome. Yeah I can definitely handle that, I'll start reading after I finish up work.
Thanks for your help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:37:43 No.81776536 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776503
We didn't see her live either.

lapis

lapis Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:37:45 No.81776540 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776482
>But haha seriously Slick never claimed his dibs and he fucking died,
Honestly

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:38:03 No.81776545 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776503

Okay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:38:34 No.81776555 Report

Quoted By: >>81776588 >>81776679

>>81776475
When exactly? Pre- or post- retcon?
Also, if that happened before the events in EoA7, how come we saw the kids' endings, if they were stuck inside the juju?
I think I'm missing something here

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:38:42 No.81776559 Report

Quoted By: >>81776645

>>81776499
>characters don't get arcs
That's a shitty excuse for bad writing. Wouldn't surprise me Hussie used it as a cop-out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:39:13 No.81776569 Report

Quoted By: >>81776629 >>81776633 >>81776655

It also sucks that pre-retcon everything made consistent sense. Gamzee gave Jack Lil Cal, Grimbark Jade caught The Earth, Rose wrote the manual that Calliope got, etc.

Post retcon it was just changed to "Vriska did it but I won't go into detail because the more you think about it the less sense it makes". I hate how everything turned into "it was done by Vriska". I used to find aggravating that before that it was "most of the things are done by Gamzee", but this shit is even worse

Calliope's manual is so inconsistent, too. Post-retcon it's said that it contains wrong information, because that information comes from pre-retcon Rose. Why the fuck does Calliope have pre-retcon Rose's manual?

It's just so obvious that retconning the story was Hussie's afterthought, and that he didn't plan it for a second. And this is why Homestuck, and its end, sucks so much. This ending was made for a different story, a story that Hussie had in his mind 4 years ago but that never executed.

Fuck I'm sad and angry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:39:19 No.81776571 Report

Quoted By: >>81776736

I'm still in fucking shock. I can't believe he did this to us, and planned to do this to us for FOUR FUCKING YEARS. 7 years I read this, teenager to adult, and I feel so massively let down. This is how people felt about the Phantom Menace, I imagine. I guess in a way this really marks me growing up, because I'll never let myself get too invested in a piece of media ever again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:39:36 No.81776577 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776311
I proceeded directly to disappointment

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:39:55 No.81776584 Report

Quoted By:

Nice how all the trolls become essentially that by the end. Vriska is the ultimate hero that gets everything she wants. Terezi becomes a troll mostly used for jokes involving her looking somewhere else (essentially the only joke of the final act). Karkat does shit, despite being the troll protagonist and prophetized hero of everything. He even tries to be relevant, but he just can't. Kanaya is essentially a prop. Aradia dies!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:40:07 No.81776588 Report

Quoted By: >>81776790

>>81776555
Okay see:
>>81775476

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:40:13 No.81776591 Report

Quoted By:

Guys. GUYS.

I found my lost HS smut folder.

Oh man. All these old faps. The memories are flooding in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:40:34 No.81776599 Report

Quoted By:

The only thing this ending has taught me is that Toby did the right thing leaving this trainwreck for a while to make a simpler story that was easily more successful.

See you faggots in the future Hiveswap /vg/ thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:41:19 No.81776617 Report

Quoted By: >>81776650 >>81776672 >>81776719

I can't fucking believe I wanted to kill myself after the ending of Homestuck.

It's such a letdown. I can't kill myself over this disappointment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:41:42 No.81776626 Report

Quoted By:

Haha it was a good 7 year joke right guys

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:41:52 No.81776629 Report

Quoted By: >>81776674 >>81776675

>>81776569
>Why the fuck does Calliope have pre-retcon Rose's manual?
Retcon doesn't effect bubbles. Bubbles are a constant unless manually wiped See the Calli BlackHole Experience

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:41:58 No.81776633 Report

Quoted By: >>81776787

>>81776569
>Calliope's manual is so inconsistent, too. Post-retcon it's said that it contains wrong information, because that information comes from pre-retcon Rose. Why the fuck does Calliope have pre-retcon Rose's manual?
She shouldn't even have pre-retcon Rose's manual, though. The only things that have been shown to survive John's retcons are the things that exist in the Dreambubbles, which is made up from the collective memories of the dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:41:59 No.81776634 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776481
the thing is that nobody will give a shit anymore about this trainwreck after the garbage he just pulled out from his ass

speedreadfag

speedreadfag Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:42:15 No.81776641 Report

Quoted By: >>81776664 >>81776697 >>81776726

FOR ALL OF YOU IDIOTS SAYING THAT LE IS NOW STUCK IN SOME OTHER UNIVERSE

THAT'S FUCKING WRONG. A) CAIRO OVERCOAT. B) GREEN SUN WASN'T SOURCE OF HIS POWERS.

BUT MOST IMPORTANT IS C) THE NEW UNIVERSE IS GOING TO BE TOUCHING THE FURTHEST RING, MEANING THAT LE IS "ALREADY HERE" FOR THE NEW UNIVERSE AS WELL.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:42:23 No.81776645 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776559

Yes, anon. Yes it is.

When authors point out that real life doesn't work like fiction and that they don't have to follow the established trends, they tend to miss that that is because real life doesn't need to satisfy anybody and the trends are trends for a reason.

lapis

lapis Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:42:42 No.81776650 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776617
ikr
i feel you bro

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:42:47 No.81776652 Report

Quoted By:

Anyone else feel really bad for paperseverywhere? She's the sort of person who would let their involvement in a project become incredibly bias. She has been so happy these past few weeks.

Like when people who went to the screening of BvS and gave it a standing ovation. Movie was proper shite but these people not only enjoyed it but they made it out to be the best film of 2016.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:42:55 No.81776655 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776569
What was the point of the retcon again?
I thought we would finally see the payoff, but we didn't. The narrative would be a lot more streamlined if the characters just dealt with their issues instead of making it so they never had those issues in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:43:33 No.81776664 Report

Quoted By: >>81776692 >>81776697 >>81776755

>>81776641
>coat wasn't there
>sun DOES play a role, clearly whether well explained or otherwise
>no
Sorry f//am

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:43:49 No.81776672 Report

Quoted By: >>81776749

>>81776617
What if Hussie made the ending shit on purpose because he knew how many people were gonna kill themselves after it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:43:56 No.81776674 Report

Quoted By: >>81776698

>>81776629
>Bubbles are a constant
Are they?
I though Feferi set them up?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:44:02 No.81776675 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776629
Calliope got the manual from being in the meteor. The meteor comes from the post-retcon universe, because that's the meteor that clashed against the Earth that gave birth to the Cherub's universe.

There were no dreambubbles involved. Hell, even Hussie made sure to mention that the penis ouija still happened post-retcon to justify that Calliope has it in her manual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:44:07 No.81776677 Report

Quoted By: >>81776746

You know what? It wouldn't hurt so bad if he just apologized. "Yeah, I fucked it up, sorry! I made too many mistakes and couldn't find a way out of it." I would accept it. But he expects us to eat this shit up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:44:16 No.81776679 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776555
Here's a "time"-line
>kids enter new universe which is inhabited by carapacians for some reason
>kids start training apparently? even though we're shown them settling down
>kids zap to Caliborn using John's powers and leave behind the trolls for some reason
>b1 kids are trapped inside juju

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:44:37 No.81776686 Report

Quoted By:

Hated everything post-retcon, with the exception of Dave/Dirk big resolution. That was well done and nice to read. Everything else essentially building up to a big punchline that never arrived. Karkat for Jebus' sake

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:44:47 No.81776691 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776089
Don't talk shit about Lain's ending.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:44:47 No.81776692 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776664
>dodging the wordfilter
Nobody will treat you seriously like that, baka desu senpai

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:44:55 No.81776697 Report

Quoted By: >>81776745

>>81776641
>>81776664
Though other people pointed out that he doesn't have his Cairo Overcoat, that shouldn't matter since his Void powers should allow him to fade away from existence and be summoned again in whatever universe that has Lil Cal. He only needs the coat while he's trotting around in his current body, otherwise he can just disappear from existence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:44:58 No.81776698 Report

Quoted By: >>81776710

>>81776674
Feferi who?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:44:58 No.81776700 Report

Quoted By:

>tfw you die offscreen

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:45:07 No.81776705 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776410
That makes me wonder. What if some planned scenes were removed in the final video because they no longed matched what the story had become?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:45:32 No.81776710 Report

Quoted By: >>81776722

>>81776698
My waifu, fucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:45:34 No.81776711 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776523
>rape victim Karkat and Vriska

Why is Hussie such a monster?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:45:44 No.81776713 Report

Quoted By: >>81776734 >>81776740 >>81776767

>all this BKEW tier speculation people just accept as canon

wut

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:46:05 No.81776719 Report

Quoted By: >>81776765

>>81776617
If you're my ex do it anyways because you're a fatass and shipping is retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:46:20 No.81776722 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776710
why do you have a waifu that doesnt exist

lapis

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lapis Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:46:23 No.81776726 Report

Quoted By: >>81776806

>>81776641
>GREEN SUN WASN'T SOURCE OF HIS POWERS.
READ THE FUCKIN COMIC

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:46:42 No.81776734 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776713
I don't even know what BKEW is thank you very much

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:46:47 No.81776736 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776571
really you should invest yourself into creating your own media instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:46:57 No.81776740 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776713

May as well be canon, we're not getting any resolution otherwise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:47:05 No.81776745 Report

Quoted By: >>81776803

>>81776697
The soul that was in Lil Cal leaped out into Lord Jack who got slain by shitty welsh cueball sword. Lil Cal is an empty juju now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:47:06 No.81776746 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776677
No, because the biggest problem is that it just ends. If it were a novel it would be missing its final chapter

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:47:09 No.81776748 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776418
Only everything related to the kids and trolls universes because they were "closer" to the Green Sun. The new created cherub universe is fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:47:16 No.81776749 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776672
>implying anyone really means any of that shit

speedreadfag

speedreadfag Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:47:33 No.81776755 Report

Quoted By: >>81776810

>>81776664

DID YOU SEE HIM REMOVE HIS COAT, HE FUCKING TELEPORTS IT AROUND AT WILL

"CLEARLY" IS NOT AN ARGUMENT. IT'S NOT FUCKING CLEAR AND WE EXPLICITLY KNOW THAT A GREAT DEAL OF HIS POWERS ARE NOT TIED TO IT.

YES, BECAUSE GUESS WHAT, THE SHITTY FLASH NEVER MENTIONED THAT PARADOX SPACE IS DESTROYED

SO FUCK YOU FOR SUCKING HIS DICK AND SAYING IT RESOLVES SHIT, IT DOESN'T.

LE IS NOT DEAD AND HE'S STILL GONNA BE A PROBLEM IN THE NEW UNIVERSE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:47:38 No.81776758 Report

Quoted By: >>81776802

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/ACT6ACT6.php?s=6&p=009343

Where did the muscle ghost go?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:47:59 No.81776765 Report

Quoted By: >>81776814

>>81776719
>implying I would ever be successful enough to have a significant other

nice meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:48:04 No.81776767 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776713
Do you have a sensical alternative that ties up the sequence?

lapis

lapis Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:48:59 No.81776785 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776042
>It's the Serial Experiments Lain of web comics
Shut ur whore mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:49:00 No.81776787 Report

Quoted By: >>81776851 >>81776877

>>81776633
>She shouldn't even have pre-retcon Rose's manual, though.
She does, though, because all her information comes from pre-retcon and when she talks to Jade and Jane she says she doubts its veracity (because what it's written talks about a completely different situation).

What she should have is post-retcon Rose's manual. But she doesn't. In fact, that manualis sabotaged by a Gamzee who used Equius' blood to void out all the parts that mention him or Lord English. Except post-retcon Gamzee shouldn't have Equius' blood because Vriska was the one who dealt with the corpses.

See? The more you think about it the more obvious it becomes that Hussie never planned the retcon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:49:12 No.81776790 Report

Quoted By: >>81776850

>>81776588
Alright, thanks
>>81775476
>Calliope wipes PS and essentially all B2 and pockets LE (along with all of PS the B1 kids and Vris/Ara/Sollux)
>Kids go to new session->cherub session
Aren't both of those unconfirmed, though? Expecially the latter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:49:25 No.81776796 Report

Quoted By: >>81776821 >>81776902

AR didn't deserve to die

He only wanted to uphold The Law

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:49:39 No.81776802 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776758
read, nigga, read
>THE MUSCLE GHOST CAME ALONG FOR THE RIDE. AND I GUESS HIS SOUL GOT TRAPPED IN THERE TOO? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS.
Lord English is predominantly Caliborn, but he's a little bit Equius and Auto Responder as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:49:42 No.81776803 Report

Quoted By: >>81776843

>>81776745
What led you down that train of thought?

That's just one copy of Lil Cal

speedreadfag

speedreadfag Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:49:52 No.81776806 Report

Quoted By: >>81776845 >>81776881

>>81776726

I DID READ THE COMIC YOU COCK-MONGLING MONGOLOID.

"There is only one in existence, and it is the source of the powers of all first guardians. The pre-scratch kids and post-scratch trolls intended to destroy the Green Sun so that Jack Noir would lose his power. According to Doc Scratch, the destruction of the Green Sun would result in the destruction of the first guardians. " -MSPAWiki

DOES LE LOOK LIKE A FIRST GUARDIAN TO YOU?! I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:49:55 No.81776807 Report

Quoted By: >>81776827

I think I can only laugh now

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:50:05 No.81776810 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776755
Aradia just stood their watching 'something' happening. It wasn't a complete and utter shot down based around the black hole which was directly behind LE
JEJ

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:50:13 No.81776814 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776765
You're alright, anon.

lapis

lapis Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:50:26 No.81776821 Report

Quoted By: >>81776902

>>81776796
EXACTLY REMEMBER WHEN HUSSIES JUST DUMPED THE EXILES

AR DIED FOR FUCKING NOTHING

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:51:00 No.81776827 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776807
i so badly want to go to sleep and wake up and have this just be a dumb nightmare and have the real ending be good, or at least satisfactory

i feel so disillusioned right now

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:51:13 No.81776830 Report

Quoted By: >>81776943

>>81776089
Lain's structure unravels and the entire thing becomes more dreamlike as it progresses. It has more grounds to just say fuck it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:51:40 No.81776841 Report

Quoted By: >>81776885

WHAT
HAPPENED
TO
GCATAVROSPRITE
FUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:51:48 No.81776843 Report

Quoted By: >>81776893 >>81776916

>>81776803
>That's just one copy of Lil Cal
There is only one copy of a juju. In all reality, in all of paradox space, there is only one juju that simply has different points in its own timeline, showing up in multiple worlds. That is the entire point of the concept of jujus.

lapis

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lapis Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:51:52 No.81776845 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776806
>QUOTING THE MSPA

HAA HAA
HEE HEE
HII HII
HOO HOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:52:06 No.81776850 Report

Quoted By: >>81777066 >>81777244

>>81776790
No. Latter is more confirmed than former. Next session IS cherub session. What happens from Vris using the juju is speculative but using the 8ball imagery it's safe to say he's pocketed regardless of how the juju helps.
In that sense there are three option is the beta kids close loop.
Pocket LE Pocket B1
Pocket LE Juju B1
Juju LE juju B1

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:52:06 No.81776851 Report

Quoted By: >>81776907

>>81776787
That's because those conversations happened in a pre-retcon timeline.

Remember, for the Terezi retcon segment we had to input passwords to see the retcon pages? This isn't like when John stuck his arm through the plothole or teleported all the oil on his Land to everywhere in Paradox Space. Hussie only showed the visual retcons because they were relevant, but the story retcons have to be followed linearly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:52:07 No.81776852 Report

Quoted By: >>81776873

>>81773048
>Conclusion

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:53:12 No.81776873 Report

Quoted By: >>81776998

>>81776852
Well, it stopped. That's as close to a conclusion we're going to get I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:53:33 No.81776877 Report

Quoted By: >>81776907

>>81776787
>Vriska was the one who dealt with the corpses.

i missed this, what did she do with the corpses?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:53:44 No.81776880 Report

Quoted By:

Any day now from today to whenever the fuck in the future Hussie will update this with more info on what happened are you ready for the ride again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:53:44 No.81776881 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776806
Uh, doesn't Jade count as a first guardian?
Why isn't at least the Bec part of her destroyed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:54:03 No.81776885 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776841
WHERE DID HE GO
HE WAS THERE ONCE THEN NEVER EVER SHOWED UP EVER AGAIN
HOLY FUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:54:24 No.81776893 Report

Quoted By: >>81777079

>>81776843
No. Lil Cal showed up in Dave's dreams because of his nightmares caused from Bro's Lil Cal which is the SAME Lil Cal that showed up in his dreams (that same Lil Cal later split and created an empty receptacle in the B2 universe for Caliborn to later claim).

Lil Cal's appearance in a universe is caused by circular circumstances. It is not LINEAR. It is a juju, it has no distinct origin in regards to its appearance in a universe. It's like Lord English's glitch in A1; it just happens and causes itself to happen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:54:50 No.81776901 Report

Quoted By:

haha

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:54:58 No.81776902 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776796
>>81776821
Goodnight sweet prince

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:55:13 No.81776907 Report

Quoted By: >>81776964

>>81776851
The conversation I'm alluding to is definitely a post-retcon conversation between Calliope and post-retcon Jane and Jade.

>>81776877
she stored them in a fridge and used some of them to prototype sprites, prototyping ARquius because Hussie needed ARquius to still exist with the excuse that "ARquius is a morally dubious tactical genius, even if all that comes from AR and Equius adds nothing to the mix"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:55:33 No.81776912 Report

Quoted By: >>81776963 >>81776972

When they entered the door, the 8 heros were teleported to fight Caliborn at some point in between breaking the clock / the final battle. Once there, he sealed the 4 beta kids in the juju and sent it into the furthest ring. That's what Vriska found through her ghost arc and used in the final battle - "Yodelbooger" described the juju with the 4 beta kids sealed in it as the ultimate weapon to bring about LE's undoing.
Then Dirk seals him into Lil Cal, but he continually comes back in the loop of Already Being Here
Then Vriska uses the Ultimate Juju on him, and he dies

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:55:57 No.81776916 Report

Quoted By: >>81777079

>>81776843
Adding to what I said; there is NOT only one juju. The old juju simply just disappears from its "last" point of existence. Remember when Jane alchemized Calliope and Caliborn's jujus? It did not teleport the jujus to them. It simply caused the copies Calliope and Caliborn had to disappear from their possession.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:56:10 No.81776919 Report

Quoted By: >>81776999

But seriously, what the fuck was Hussie thinking when he told someone to make a video for the finale 4 years ago, completely changed the story since then, but STILL used the same video almost unchanged?

This is possibly the most retarded thing someone could do to a story. It's just like the end of Lost and How I Met Your Mother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:56:17 No.81776923 Report

Quoted By: >>81776935 >>81776939 >>81776942 >>81776946 >>81776948 >>81776962 >>81777012

What happened to Jasprose and Davepeta?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:56:31 No.81776927 Report

Quoted By:

that was fucking anticlimactic

Misha the Handsome !DAD.xqLCyU

Misha the Handsome !DAD.xqLCyU Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:57:01 No.81776935 Report

Quoted By:

so the juju is just a metaphor for the comic itself?

>>81776923
who know

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:57:12 No.81776939 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776923
ded

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:57:20 No.81776942 Report

Quoted By: >>81776962

>>81776923
And GcaTavros.
I guess they died. Hussie don't care.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:57:22 No.81776943 Report

Quoted By: >>81777007

>>81776830
It didn't even do that, though.
If anything the last few episodes made the most sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:57:33 No.81776946 Report

Quoted By: >>81776971

>>81776923
None of the sprites appear in the epilogue

It's supposed to be symbolic of the fact that Hussie loves Olive Garden

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:57:32 No.81776948 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776923
Flew into the sun like a big piece of garbage

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:58:03 No.81776959 Report

Quoted By:

The ending makes Collide look like anticlimactic and pointless. Why was the fight with LE shown at all? A huge portion of the flash was dedicated to a pointless fight with no stakes. What was the purpose of Andrew distracting Vriska?

EoA6 should have just been kids vs Cindy and Slick vs Union Jack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:58:08 No.81776962 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776923
>>81776942
They weren't planned 4 years ago so they had no place in this ending.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:58:12 No.81776963 Report

Quoted By: >>81777019 >>81777058

>>81776912
They teleported to Caliborn willingly after already settling Earth.
Caliborn was on a future Earth, John has warping and Dave can time travel. It's easy for them to accomplish.

It's why the trolls didn't come too. They were prepared for it, and the three of them are way weaker than the god tiers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:58:14 No.81776964 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776907
Oh, then did that happen because she was in the Dreambubbles?

The Dreambubbles are unaffected by the retcons. They're composed by memories, after all, so even if the physical universe has been changed, the memory of the events still remain unaltered within the Dreambubbles.

People seem to keep thinking the Dreambubbles are an afterlife, but they're more like a repository of memories. They're actually quite similar to the AR's existence in that they're just masses of information given sentience with the added benefit of being corporeal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:58:18 No.81776969 Report

Quoted By: >>81777018 >>81777028 >>81777132

Hussie shows hints that he knows what he's doing at times, but then completely drops the ball.

I think the Trolls were ultimately to the story's detriment. Hussie realized this with Horrorstuck and rightfully began writing them out one after the other. However, somewhere along the line he decided to stop that for whatever reason instead of letting Bec Noir kill them all off. Vriska provided absolutely fucking nothing. Terezi provided absolutely fucking nothing. Karkat was the best developed character and perhaps it would've been fine if he had survived, but ultimately Hussie ruined him as well and turned him into just a silly comic relief character.

I also think that Hussie wrote himself into a corner with Lord English. He made him far too overpowered, and the only way he is defeated is by blatantly ignoring his power. Bec Noir was already a stupidly strong character that would've been really hard to write out, but even at the time of his creation there were clear ways to defeat him.

Misha the Handsome !DAD.xqLCyU

Misha the Handsome !DAD.xqLCyU Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:58:24 No.81776971 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776946
ending*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:58:27 No.81776972 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776912
>when they opened the door
False. There were more than the kids at the door.

Also Caliborn confirms retcon power from john were used to access him.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:59:24 No.81776998 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776873
Just end my life
7 fucking years
All that Lord English hype
Hussie fucking betrayed me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:59:24 No.81776999 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776919
The casual readers you usually tell to "read the fucking comic" and people who gave up with Cascade got the most satisfying ending.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:59:40 No.81777007 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776943
Its been too long since ive watched it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:59:49 No.81777012 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776923
Whenever you want to know what happened to X character, just ask yourself
>did this character come to existence or become relevant only after the retcon?
If the answer is yes, then it's because they virtually don't exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 12:59:54 No.81777015 Report

Quoted By: >>81777059 >>81777061 >>81777075 >>81777132 >>81777142

>all sprites are presumed dead because of green sun
>LE weakened by lack of green sun so kids killed him
>all ghosts just kinda.... nope
>earth now infested with carpacians because jade didn't want to have dave turn earth back to fucking humans before a xenocaust
>this whole comic was a letdown
>DAVE DIDNT LIVE UP TO THE PROHPECY AND IM FUCKING PISSED
WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT DAVE'S PROHPECY
TO DROP THE PIMP LIKE IT IS HOT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:00:01 No.81777018 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776969
So you're saying that Calliope is pre-retcon? Because that makes no sense, given that without the retcon she doesn't even get to be born (GAME OVER happened).

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:00:03 No.81777019 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776963
>They teleported to Caliborn willingly after already settling Earth.
how do you know that? couldn't it be some alternate version of them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:00:31 No.81777028 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776969
Everything regarding LE and the trolls was terribly handled.
Its obvious Hussie didn't have a game plan for them the same way he had one for the exiles and kids.

Beyond !Q7DcSTbDjM

Beyond !Q7DcSTbDjM Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:01:39 No.81777058 Report

Quoted By: >>81777083

>>81776963
why didn't Roxy make slabs to god tier the trolls?
Yaldaboth wanted KK as a fucking god of new earth

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:01:39 No.81777059 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777015
He killed Jack English
Close enough. Though he couldn't have done it without Slick

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:01:41 No.81777061 Report

Quoted By: >>81777080 >>81777084

>>81777015
WHAT ABOUT THE MATRIORB
OR ECHIDNAS "KARKAT WILL BE A LEADER" PROMISE
REEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:02:01 No.81777066 Report

Quoted By: >>81777093

>>81776850
I see. Does that mean that we won't see an epic B1 kids vs LE battle?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:02:10 No.81777070 Report

Quoted By:

So what was the point of John teleporting himself to Caliborn and them fighting each other like kids?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:02:35 No.81777075 Report

Quoted By: >>81777096

>>81777015
>DAVE DIDNT LIVE UP TO THE PROHPECY AND IM FUCKING PISSED
Except he and the B1 pocketed English via a wrap around time shenanigan. Made possible by John and Vris via Juju and Jake via tantrum.
All conditions were met.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:02:44 No.81777079 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776893
>Lil Cal showed up in Dave's dreams because of his nightmares caused from Bro's Lil Cal which is the SAME Lil Cal that showed up in his dreams (that same Lil Cal later split and created an empty receptacle in the B2 universe for Caliborn to later claim).
And those are non-simultaneous splits, so there's still only one at any given time.
>Lil Cal's appearance in a universe is caused by circular circumstances. It is not LINEAR.
Jujus take circuitous paths through time, but they have a linear X to Y to Z existence. X, Y, and Z don't have to be chronological events, but it's still one linear personal timeline.
>>81776916
>Remember when Jane alchemized Calliope and Caliborn's jujus? It did not teleport the jujus to them. It simply caused the copies Calliope and Caliborn had to disappear from their possession.
There is no difference between these concepts. One juju disappearing then another "copy" of it appearing, these are the same juju. Jujus operate by a ship of theseus property: every individual one is the same one irrespective of how it got there.

And even so, the soul within Lil Cal was pried out by Lord Jack with the juju breaker crowbar. Lil Cal is either an empty juju, or not even a juju anymore. Lil Cal can't be used to summon Lord English anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:02:46 No.81777080 Report

Quoted By: >>81777155

>>81777061
>tfw karkat running into LE was 'leadership'
fuck you hussie

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:03:11 No.81777083 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777058
>why didn't Roxy make slabs to god tier the trolls?
because she didn't know how

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:03:13 No.81777084 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777061
Maybe the matriorb made the hiveswap trolls

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:03:19 No.81777088 Report

Quoted By:

Did Hussie get help from Angela Sham JUST so that he could hint that he is a sham? I wouldn't put such a meta thing past him. If he noticed an animator with that last name, how could he pass up the opportunity?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:03:26 No.81777090 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775677
By re-reading that section of the comic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:03:41 No.81777093 Report

Quoted By: >>81777164

>>81777066
Well I mean, it's over. It means theirs a 60% chance one happened and dave gloriously fulfilled his role in the prophesy and died pocketing LE but you know. Off screen hush mode m80

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:03:55 No.81777096 Report

Quoted By: >>81777127

>>81777075
>a wrap around time shenanigan
Source?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:03:59 No.81777099 Report

Quoted By: >>81777132 >>81777144 >>81777148 >>81777151 >>81777158

>create a final villain
>have the villain and the heroes be completely inconsequential to one another and never confront each other

amazing

good writing, hussie

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:04:38 No.81777109 Report

Quoted By:

Someday I'll look back on this and laugh.
Someday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:05:23 No.81777127 Report

Quoted By: >>81777175

>>81777096
>juju sealed in cherub session
>released back in B2 before the confrontation after training and shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:05:24 No.81777128 Report

Quoted By: >>81777137 >>81777149 >>81777169

What happened to Tavros did he die for good off screen?

TPDATS

TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:05:34 No.81777132 Report

Quoted By:

>>81776969
>the only way he is defeated is by blatantly ignoring his power
This was literally every boss fight in the finale.

>Condesce immortality ignored
>LE-Jack invincibility ignored
>Lord English's blasts were all weak-sauce suddenly

Why didn't he fucking kill Vriska when he saw her with his box as it is? I don't think his mouth blasts were green sun related at all.

>>81777015
He killed Union Jack but he also stole the Slick's dibs which is way worse than any prophecy.

>>81777099
Caliborn gave John a wedgie once.

lapis

lapis Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:05:41 No.81777133 Report

Quoted By:

>thematriorb its inside kanaenae wombs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:05:53 No.81777137 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777128
Who knows! Who cares! Hussie sure didn't!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:06:03 No.81777142 Report

Quoted By: >>81777442

>>81777015
The whole turning back time on Earth thing is especially weird. I mean, is it a Space-Time thing? If it can turn back the clock on plant life would it also work on animals? Humans? Could it unbreak a sword?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:06:07 No.81777144 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777099
hey, they confronted him in a symbolic claymotion sequence, which wasn't even his end. that's close enough, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:06:21 No.81777148 Report

Quoted By: >>81777202

>>81777099
>Jack is still the only villain who had some significant impact on the main characters during the events of the story

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:06:25 No.81777149 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777128
Safe to assume everyone in B2 got iced

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:06:26 No.81777151 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777099
BUT VRISKA AM I RIGHT?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:06:36 No.81777155 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777080
>one of his last relevant actions was crying on the ground from having CLOVER beat him up

Beyond !Q7DcSTbDjM

Beyond !Q7DcSTbDjM Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:06:45 No.81777158 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777099
seriously it just
fuck
and I wanted it to be anticlimactic, but in a funny way
to have Hussie regain control of the comic and just write out LE/Caliborn
because then nothing matters. It's silly. and he's just gone. Because "already being there" is only for the comic
and like to have a set of panels or a video of IRL Hussie just going "No.... he's too overpowered. Deleted"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:06:53 No.81777164 Report

Quoted By: >>81777191 >>81777195

>>81777093
But we know the B1 and B2 kids, and also everyone that was on the lilypad somehow escaped from the furthest ring and went on to live on the new Earth they created. We saw that glimpse in the future
The fact that we didn't see Vriska in the new world might also mean she got killed in the off-screen battle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:07:10 No.81777169 Report

Quoted By: >>81777234

>>81777128
feel free to make up your own story!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:07:11 No.81777170 Report

Quoted By: >>81777193

>Spades Slick dies after all the bullshit he made it through
>Union Jack explodes due to hypnotism
>mass murdering genocidal maniac Jack Noir gets to live in the new universe
IT'S NOT FAIR

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:07:19 No.81777175 Report

Quoted By: >>81777226

>>81777127
That's just an assumption, though. We don't know when the scenes on earth take place. Are they the kids who were sealed or the ones on the platform?

And how did the juju end up in the furthest ring?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:07:51 No.81777185 Report

Quoted By: >>81777219 >>81777234

What was the point of the retcon?

He could have just brought Vriska back to life with the ring if he wanted his waifu to become relevant again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:08:01 No.81777191 Report

Quoted By: >>81777225 >>81777252

>>81777164
I guess that means Terezi died too? Along with sweet, little Cassie?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:08:07 No.81777193 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777170
He's probably in Can Town Jail for being an asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:08:14 No.81777195 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777164
>But we know
They get sealed after entering the new universe during caliborn's session. Neither of these states are exclusive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:08:35 No.81777202 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777148
And he got a FUCKING HAPPY ENDING
WHAT THE FUCK HUSSIE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:08:44 No.81777205 Report

Quoted By: >>81777245 >>81777285

>allowing earth to be taken over with weird chess aliens instead of doing their duty and repopulating their planet
>kanaya apparently stuffs the matriorb in a pocket and forgets about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:09:04 No.81777211 Report

Quoted By: >>81777235 >>81777295 >>81777308 >>81777338

Now that Homestuck is over, share new webcomic suggestions? I like...
>Erfworld (Mondays, Fridays)
>Mokepon (Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays)
>Whomp! (Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays)
>Dr. McNinja (Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays) - also ending soon

Currently archive reading:
>Kill Six Billion Demons

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:09:09 No.81777213 Report

Quoted By:

It just sorta feels right that it's over now.
I was hoping for some better fight for LE, but whatever.

I read problem sleuth from the beginning so this is the end of my 9-10 year ride.

Thanks, I guess, Hussie. Homestuck actually holds a significant place and portion in and of my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:09:32 No.81777219 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777185
I think the retcon was just him chasing another idea he had. It was pretty cool when John stuck his hand throughout the comic, but it all amounted to nothing. Bare minimum I was expecting John to have to take Lord English to the site itself and fight him. That's what EVERYONE expected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:09:41 No.81777225 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777191
Perhaps. Sollux and Aradia were also alive, but their fates are also unknown and it is implied they died as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:09:45 No.81777226 Report

Quoted By: >>81777255

>>81777175
>And how did the juju end up in the furthest ring?
That is in the comic
>we don't know when earth took place
We know it was after B2 which means it's before the Cherub confrontation during their training mentioned here
>>81776475

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:09:59 No.81777231 Report

Quoted By:

>>81775474
Colors and Mayhem you goddamn doze

TPDATS

TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:10:13 No.81777234 Report

Quoted By: >>81777273

>>81777169
My story is that every single character in Homestuck came to life and took turns pissing on Andrew Hussie until he drowned in their piss

>>81777185
To save my waifu with the ring instead, so she could fulfill her duty as a Muse and help rebirth the troll race she loves so much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:10:16 No.81777235 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777211
All I read these days is Unsounded, Kill 6 Billion Demons, Gunnerkrigg Court and Rice Boy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:10:18 No.81777237 Report

Quoted By:

Since we don't know how LE died in the fight I'll just assume Hearts Boxcars escaped the calender and bit his head off

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:10:44 No.81777244 Report

Quoted By: >>81777262 >>81777277

>>81776850
what if there is no cherub session
what if that was the whole point of all this
to prevent that session while still maintaining continuity of the people who would survive in the next universe.
escaping the bonds of time and space to be freed of all the loops and recursions.

otherwise, what's the point? fuck loops.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:10:46 No.81777245 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777205
But she doesn't and the troll repopulate. This had already been confirmed. Cali's dad killed trolls. New uni is calli's session. Fucking hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:11:19 No.81777252 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777191
>I guess that means Terezi died too?
Shit might be true.
Also fitting with the theme
>Even in death (on the new Earth)
>Terezi owns (parts of it at the start)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:11:22 No.81777255 Report

Quoted By: >>81777290

>>81777226
>That is in the comic
"no"
Vriska & co. just sort of stumble upon it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:11:46 No.81777262 Report

Quoted By: >>81777324

>>81777244
>otherwise, what's the point? fuck loops.
That's not a very deterministic attitude. Nothing wrong with loops mate. If you didn't like loops you should have spat the dummy at juju way back when.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:11:57 No.81777266 Report

Quoted By: >>81777333

>LE hyped up as being unbeatable except through the exploitation of glitches in spacetime
>His very name references Lord British, a character intended to be unkillable that was slain through players exploiting bugs
>All he needs to die is a thing some uppity tart found in a box

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:12:23 No.81777273 Report

Quoted By: >>81777286 >>81777303 >>81777311

>>81777234
>help rebirth the troll race
That didn't happen though

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:12:45 No.81777277 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777244
>escaping the bonds of time and space to be freed of all the loops and recursions.
I fucking wish this was the case.
Homestuck in its entirety is just a self-fulfilling prophecy as Skaia cleans up all its paradoxical time loops.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:12:48 No.81777279 Report

Quoted By: >>81777326

Terezi didn't show up because Roxy didn't like her flirting with John and killed her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:13:06 No.81777285 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777205
There are OTHER planets in the new universe, though.

TPDATS

TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:13:06 No.81777286 Report

Quoted By: >>81777311

>>81777273
Sure didn't, this update was not very good did you notice that

Beyond !Q7DcSTbDjM

Beyond !Q7DcSTbDjM Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:13:16 No.81777289 Report

Quoted By:

>presumed dead
callie, terezi, sollux, aradia, gamzee
>dead
sprites, LE, Condie, double sprites
>going to die (from suicide)
andrew V huss-meister

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:13:19 No.81777290 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777255
>caliborn explicitly states he banised it in caliborns masterpiece
Fucking hell lad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:13:28 No.81777292 Report

Quoted By: >>81777317

It's been, what, 9 hours?

I still don't know what to think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:13:39 No.81777295 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777211
Avas Demon, Chiasmasta, Superego, Prequel
Theres not so much interesting things that update fast nowadays.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:14:02 No.81777303 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777273
It happens eventually.
A planet of trolls in the new universe got blown up during the cherub sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:14:12 No.81777308 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777211
Whomp and Sonichu are the only good comics left.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:14:19 No.81777311 Report

Quoted By: >>81777340 >>81777432

>>81777273
>>81777286
It did happen it has been previously shown.
Read the comic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:14:56 No.81777316 Report

Quoted By:

so in the end when the green blackhole was created did paradox space just fall apart because of all the cracks and become white?

That's what I got from the sun scenes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:14:58 No.81777317 Report

Quoted By: >>81777357 >>81777819

>>81777292
Complete bullshit

Colossal waste of time

THIS IS STUPID

take your pick

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:15:16 No.81777324 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777262
i'm not a determinist. straight lines are better than circles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:15:19 No.81777326 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777279
CANON
A
N
O
N

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:15:50 No.81777333 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777266
>>His very name references Lord British, a character intended to be unkillable that was slain through players exploiting bugs
Being fair, that's retroactive. Hussie didn't know dick about Ultima until people told him Lord English seemed similar to Lord British.
"Lord English" was just a pool pun when he came up with it: English in billiards just refers to giving the cue ball a sidespin when you strike it. (Not a topspin though.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:15:58 No.81777336 Report

Quoted By:

new bread

>>81777327

>>81777327

>>81777327

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:16:00 No.81777338 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777211
I currently 'read' Paranat and GKC in the sense that when it updates I glaze over the page and absorb nothing because the update dripfeed is fucking stupid

TPDATS

TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:16:07 No.81777340 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777311
Fair enough but we didn't see even a hint of it in this last update and there was no real good reason for that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:17:40 No.81777357 Report

Quoted By: >>81777430

>>81777317
HOMESTUCK IS A WASTE
HOMESTUCK IS A MESS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:19:24 No.81777389 Report

Quoted By:

WAIT HOW THE FUCK DID THE CONDENCE END UP IN THE HUMAN UNIVERSAE?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:20:46 No.81777430 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777357
HOMESTUCK IS A BIG FAT MISTAKE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:20:56 No.81777432 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777311
Where?
The planet that was destroyed by the Cherub isn't it. It could've been an Alternian colony, we know the Condesce conquered other planets in different universes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:21:14 No.81777442 Report

Quoted By: >>81777467

>>81777142
She didn't turn time BACK she accelerated it FORWARD you baka

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:22:06 No.81777460 Report

Quoted By: >>81777485 >>81777755

highlight of the update was the thread immediately turning on ipgd

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:22:07 No.81777461 Report

Quoted By:

Is Jade holging B1 Earth in her hand? Or is it the new Earth from the new universe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:22:23 No.81777467 Report

Quoted By: >>81777495

>>81777442

you mean dave did that, right

jade can't do that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:23:15 No.81777485 Report

Quoted By: >>81777594

>>81777460
why did she hype us up
there's no way she actually thought it was good

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:23:57 No.81777495 Report

Quoted By: >>81777530

>>81777467
None did that. It was just a flash-forward for the readers to see how the kids would end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:25:20 No.81777530 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777495
I thought they left the chess dudes on Earth and flash-forwarded for a while so they could handle the populating the planet and building infrastructure things before they got there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:28:30 No.81777586 Report

Quoted By:

He better came up with a good epilogue since this end was fucking nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:28:35 No.81777591 Report

Quoted By: >>81777631 >>81777774

>hussie never planned the comic to go this far
>he got through act 5 and saw how popular his story had become
>he realized the ending he had in mind would squander all this new popularity
>writes himself into a hole to keep people reading so he can justify
>eventually can't write anymore from fatigue but more likely lack of planning
>finally ends his comic after basically all his fans abandoned ship
>basically only people left are those who would like it if it were a 2 minute sbahj loop
I sincerely hope this isn't right

TPDATS

TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:28:39 No.81777594 Report

Quoted By: >>81777633

>>81777485
To fuck with us, probably. She mentioned being impressed by the animation just before it landed but I don't think she ever mentioned the actual plot. I wonder if she genuinely enjoys the story direction or if she's just as disappointed as we are but it was too late to stop it by the time she really started being besties with him.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:30:08 No.81777627 Report

Quoted By: >>81777680

Well guys. It's been a ride. Can you hear them yet? Can you hear the newfags in a year/two year/5 years time, making a homestuck thread asking about the glory days when homestuck was still going on? Can you imagine your nostalgia and smugness? What answer will you give them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:30:15 No.81777631 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777591
>justify his game

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:30:19 No.81777633 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777594
Well, if she wanted to play some kind of prank on us, she sure pulled it off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:32:08 No.81777677 Report

Quoted By: >>81778118

Guys. I just fucking realised something.

Hussie had us all fucking played. You know what we are? S U C K E R S.

All this shit is a SBaHj callback. For fucks sake. Motherfucking cunt of a Hussie.

"air like that is UNREAL"
"it doesnt even HAPPEN"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:32:11 No.81777680 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777627
it was a slog and a chore to keep reading after everyone i knew who introduced it and read with me had stopped
it was only good for 6 months of the five years i read

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:33:41 No.81777708 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773362
damn good tailor

lapis

lapis Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:35:39 No.81777755 Report

Quoted By: >>81777761

>>81777460
did she came here to defend hussie already or

does anyone have that img of hussie face with "your welcome"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:35:57 No.81777761 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777755
i don't think she's that dumb

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:36:05 No.81777762 Report

Quoted By:

>>81773871
>karkat does the bloody thing
i wish

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:36:25 No.81777774 Report

Quoted By: >>81777871

>>81777591
As someone who actually produces content I feel sad for hussie. Homestuck is kinda his daughter and he knows shes a crack addict because of bad parenting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:37:21 No.81777801 Report

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FUCK THIS ENDING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:38:19 No.81777819 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777317
KIDS AND FUN
WASTED YOUR TIME

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:38:57 No.81777838 Report

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SO DID THE DOOR LEAD TO THE NEW UNIVERSE OR TO THE MASTERPIECE BATTLE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:40:22 No.81777871 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777774
So Hiveswap is basically crack incest?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 13:52:55 No.81778118 Report

Quoted By:

>>81777677
i though it was more like the nancho party arc where it just ended because dave didnt know what to do with it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 14:03:00 No.81778318 Report

Quoted By:

>>81774280
Not made by hussie

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 14:04:02 No.81778338 Report

Quoted By: >>81778389

ive never felt this betrayed before

TPDATS

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TPDATS Wed 13 Apr 2016 14:07:04 No.81778389 Report

Quoted By:

>>81778338
You and me both, pal

The epilogue will feel like fanfiction at this point. I don't know why this happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Apr 2016 14:12:36 No.81778519 Report

Quoted By:

>some plot threads from fucking act 2 still haven't been resolved
JUST

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