One day, Lincoln was sitting watching TV. It sucked and there was absolutely nothing on. "Devastating tornadoes ravage Kansas earlier today. An estimated 10,000..." "Yawn. Not my problem." said Lincoln. He flipped the channel. "For $55,000, what is the capital of Ghana?" "Tehran." "Ooohhh sorry, Annie, but that is not the correct answer. We'll be right back after these messages." "Accra." Lisa replied in a deadpan voice. "Great, a 4 year old has better knowledge of geography than an adult woman." Lincoln said sarcastically. "No, I'm pretty sure it was Beijing." Lynn said, rubbing her chin. "Nope, it's Accra alright." said Lisa, pointing to a globe. "Fine, you win. At least I don't owe you $55,000." replied Lynn. "You at least owe me a candy bar." said Lisa. "Fine, take this protein bar." Lynn said dryly. "Ewww, those are gross." Lisa said in revulsion. "Us aspiring athletes can't afford to load up on HFCS. Gotta stay in shape." said Lynn.
Suddenly the front door burst open. In came Lori and by the looks of things, she was madder than a Russian person when Boris Yeltsin is discussed. "I cannot believe it!" she said, gritting her teeth." Just then, Luna came down the stairs. "S'matter, sis." "I caught Mike, _my_ boyfriend, who was dating _me_, screwing some 9th grader bitch underneath the bleachers." "Oh man, that's rough. Here, lemme play you a little music..." Luna reached over for her guitar, but Lori just waved her hand. "Not in the mood. Will be locked alone in my room for the rest of the day. See you later." And with that, she stomped over to her room, slammed it shut, and locked the door.
"Oh well." Luna shrugged. She then picked up her guitar and started strumming. After two notes, one of the strings on the guitar snapped, followed by the neck breaking off the body. "I must speak to Mom and Dad about buying me a better axe than these First Act ones from Wal-Mart." she said quickly.
