Fuck the haters, this movie is far more clever and charming than it's constantly made out to be. Not only is the cinematography top-notch and up there with the aesthetic of the likes of Wes Anderson, but beneath all the oft-lambasted innuendos and Mike Myers-isms is some clever social commentary of America in a post-Reagan, post-9/11 society. For a moment I even forgot Alec Baldwin was playing a character.

This movie is a masterpiece. Look past its status as an adaptation of the beloved Dr. Seuss book and examine closely its components as a film and see that this truly is a forgotten classic. How did they even get away with some of the jokes? If you hate this movie, you hate fun. And if you hate fun then get the fuck out, you pleb YOU DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW CINEMA