>>81074796Claire was a horrible, obnoxious person from the beginning. Basically an older version of Clinton that Jeff turned into his 2-D waifu because his 3-D wife Ashley Davis'd him and is getting 50% percent of that Patreon dosh and merch and traffic money because she is/was also his manager.
Meanwhile, Haques dreams of getting gender re-assignment surgery in Canuckistan while buying ridiculously expensive guitars he can't even play to fill the hole in his heart and his hand.
Can't waifu either hate-cunts because he's already bored with them.
Can't waifu Hanners because MUH OCD.
Can't waifu the slutty goth chick, because "MUH SOGGY KNEES."
Can't waifu Delicious Brown Un-cunty version of Hate Cunt 2 because MUH CULTURAL APPROPRIATION.
He can't waifu Marigold anymore because tumblr hamplanets caused the Stabbening, Part 2, so he's appeased them by pairing her up with their fantasy BBC dude-- "exotic," but not too "street" and "problematic."
Can't waifu weirdo AZN because YELLOW FEVER and MUH CULTURAL APPROPRIATION 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO.
So yeah, nothing remotely redeeming about his latest, non-"problematic" waifu. Handstabby McTrannyfuck's just fellating hormone shriveled tumblr micropenis because he drove away the casuals years ago.
