hah. I ended up in the county clubhouse over an unpaid fine (paid it, got out, tada, CSB) and at check in they had this whole thing about how Sexual Assault was Not Okay, and a list of questions like "Have you ever been sexually assaulted? Have you ever sexually assaulted someone?" etc and the person at the desk gets to "Do you fear you may be the victim of sexual assault?" And I basically did this comic, "Well I DIDN'T until now."