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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 00:17:08 2016 No.80287766 View Reply Original Report

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If Bruce Wayne/Batman put his mind and all his resources to it, would he be able to seduce Lois Lane even if she was in a relationship with Clark?

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Freehaven !zWb42fBPMM Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:18:14 No.80287790 Report

Quoted By: >>80287837 >>80287892 >>80288017

>implying he wants to seduce Lois

We all know he wants the Superdick.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:18:27 No.80287796 Report

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>>80287766
Probably yes.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:19:23 No.80287819 Report

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>>80287766
Initially yea, easily, but if they actually dated he couldn't talk his way out of her figuring out he's Batman.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:19:47 No.80287836 Report

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>>80287766
Here's a better question. If Bruce Wayne/Batman put his mind and all his resources to it, would he be able to seduce Joker even if he was in a relationship with Harley Quinn?

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:19:49 No.80287837 Report

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>>80287790
Precisely.
Why on Earth would he try so hard for Lois when the super d is right there?

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:20:39 No.80287852 Report

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>implying Bruce wouldn't have a secret plan within that plan which involves showing Clark that Lois can be corrupted so he can steal Clark for himself.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:21:27 No.80287870 Report

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I don't like this thread.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:22:18 No.80287892 Report

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>>80287790
>We all know he wants the Superdick.
>Implying that there is a Superdick.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:22:18 No.80287893 Report

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So... Is it canon that Bruce is bi?...

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Captain America Quote Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:22:38 No.80287907 Report

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Well we all know Lois is attracted to power.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:27:06 No.80288017 Report

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>>80287790
Come on now anon, there's only one dick for Bruce. And everyone else.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:29:30 No.80288093 Report

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>>80287766
Not a chance.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:32:45 No.80288185 Report

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I think the fact that he tries to seduce her away from someone (and Clark of all people) would turn her right off. I don't think she's into that kind of thing.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:35:52 No.80288268 Report

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>>80287766
>implying Bruce would purposefully cuck his best friend

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:36:03 No.80288275 Report

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He did exactly just that in the DCAU for a time.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:38:25 No.80288337 Report

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>>80287766

From what I know about Bruce Wayne, he only has affection from young boys, and basically never has a woman around like a Lois or MJ.

Basically, this would never happen, because Bruce gets off on young boys in tights. I'm just surprised no writer has had the balls to openly call the character out on it in-story.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:38:50 No.80288347 Report

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>>80287766
>>80288268
If anything Lois would have to worry about Bruce seducing Clark. They really would make the worlds finest couple.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:39:48 No.80288377 Report

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>>80288017
Most sensible reply 10/10

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:40:18 No.80288386 Report

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>>80288093
>That pic
B-But Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex. It shouldn't even work

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:42:19 No.80288436 Report

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>>80287892
Nah, I'm pretty sure it's canonically confirmed that Clark is hung like a superhorse.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:42:25 No.80288438 Report

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>>80288386
I assumed that was Wonder Woman.

All the DC women are drawn the same.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:43:29 No.80288469 Report

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>>80288436

Well that's always how I pictured him. What kind of godlike hero goes around with a little cock? That just doesn't fit the character

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:43:51 No.80288476 Report

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>>80288017
>>80288377

Why is /co/ so fixated on incest?

And don't give me that "they're not family durr" - Bruce treats Dick as his firstborn son and you know it.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:45:12 No.80288513 Report

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>>80288476

Batman and Robin was always a closeted homosexual relationship

Why do you think it was so difficult for Dick when he had to separate from Bruce?

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:45:49 No.80288533 Report

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>>80287836
But anon he already is

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:48:43 No.80288597 Report

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>>80287766

Bruce and Clark would never cuck each other. That would be character assassination of the highest order.

I remember reading some old World's Finest story (golden age maybe?) where Batman and Superman rescue Lois, and she's all over Batman's dick, but Bruce just keeps saying how he couldn't have done it without Supes.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:49:29 No.80288613 Report

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>>80288476
Nah, that's not the only way to read it and you know it.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:51:27 No.80288665 Report

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>>80287766

didn Batman fucked Lois when he appeared on Superman the animated series?

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:52:41 No.80288700 Report

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>>80288436
>Nah, I'm pretty sure it's canonically confirmed that Clark is hung like a superhorse.
Sauce please?

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:53:28 No.80288727 Report

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>>80288665

Yeah, it showed her sucking him off on a kid's cartoon, and then he got semen all over Superman's cape

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:54:25 No.80288757 Report

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>>80287766
He basically did that in World's Finest.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:54:39 No.80288768 Report

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>>80288727
>Yeah, it showed her sucking him off on a kid's cartoon, and then he got semen all over Superman's cape
Which is totally a Batman thing to do. He probably wiped it on his cape.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:56:51 No.80288846 Report

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Bruce is more than a little twisted. For this reason he does best with women that are kind of fucked up.

It's well known that people with severe trauma form closer relationships with those who share that kind of experience.

So Bruce's better pairings are well, you know... Talia, Catwoman, etc.

Of course he's slept with many wannabe trophy wives as Bruce Wayne, but none of those are real.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:57:45 No.80288878 Report

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>>80288700

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 00:57:55 No.80288883 Report

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>>80288768
he wiped his boner on it, right on the S symbol

S for Semen

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 01:03:51 No.80289081 Report

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>>80288878
Women lie to men about the size of their weiner all the time. No one wants to tell a guy that's been drawn that badly that he's also packing a Vienna sausage.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 01:04:51 No.80289105 Report

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>>80288883
>he wiped his boner on it, right on the S symbol
>S for Semen
Of course he did and he was looking Clark right in the eye when he did it.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 01:05:38 No.80289128 Report

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>>80288878
How did he burn his kryptonian armor off? And how did he get it back?

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 01:05:50 No.80289139 Report

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>>80289081
That's what you tell yourself to make you feel better

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 01:07:57 No.80289206 Report

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>>80289139
>That's what you tell yourself to make you feel better
I'll let you get back to your hero worship.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 01:11:50 No.80289308 Report

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>>80288017
You need to spoil that next time. Please apologize.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 01:17:57 No.80289460 Report

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>>80287766
No. But he would be able to seduce Clark.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 02:00:50 No.80290737 Report

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>>80289460

>sucking suggestively on a popsicle
>striking an effeminate pose
>twink body

I'm pretty sure that's dick.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 02:02:20 No.80290774 Report

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>>80288438
>casual can't even spot For Tomorrow

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 02:07:09 No.80290921 Report

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>>80290737
Dick a shit.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 02:11:10 No.80291040 Report

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>>80290921
Don't shit on my Dick.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 02:11:48 No.80291057 Report

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>>80289460
>skinny Bruce
Fucking disgusting

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 02:27:17 No.80291513 Report

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>>80288476
Why are you so mad, anon?

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 02:31:02 No.80291607 Report

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>>80291040
What if it's the dick that shits?

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 02:39:30 No.80291846 Report

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>>80289206
Bruce fanbase assblasted yet again.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 03:11:32 No.80292722 Report

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>>80287766
Considering Lois knows a lot more about who Bruce really is than most of the women he fucks, HELL no. If she knew nothing about him, then he could do it. But she knows how messed up he is and how little he values romantic relationships, she'd never fall for it now.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 03:13:47 No.80292784 Report

Quoted By: >>80293071

>>80287766
you cant just talk people into love. nor can you purchase it

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 03:14:49 No.80292812 Report

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>>80288878
isnt his cape the one part of him that ISNT protected by his personal forcefield?
also jesus christ he looks bizarre in that last panel. like a woman's face at a different angle pasted onto a man's head

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Anonymous Sun 28 Feb 2016 03:24:02 No.80293071 Report

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>>80292784
>you cant just talk people into love

Yes you can. That's how internet relationships start. People fall in love because of your personality. IRL that is even easier because of body language, pheromones, etc.

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