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Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 20:11:49 2016 No.80196960 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>80197232 >>80197252 >>80197288 >>80197483 >>80197714 >>80198130

>Enter my LCS
>See cute brown girl with glasses
>Buy "Bee and Puppycat vol. 2"
>Get told to read Wonder Woman by George Perez
>Thank her for the recommendation
>Feels good
>Get told to read Masters of Kung Fu because I look Chinese
>Her buff chad bf with tats comes out from the backroom
>They start french kissing in front of me
>My heart is broken
>Pretend I was busy looking in my wallet
>Pay girl for my book
>Bf starts doing Bruce Lee impression at me
>They both start laughing hysterically at me
>I go HEH! and run out the door
>Humiliated

/co/ share your LCS experiences.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 20:25:00 No.80197232 Report

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>>80196960
You know this wouldn't happen if you fell for every girl you saw.....

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 20:25:59 No.80197252 Report

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>>80196960
Cmon man 1.5/10 think of a fake story better than that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 20:26:55 No.80197288 Report

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>>80196960
>Bf starts doing Bruce Lee impression at me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 20:34:36 No.80197483 Report

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>>80196960
>go to LCS
>get some random titles here and there
>bullshit with the employees
>get some great recommendations
>have a great time overall
I fucking love that place I jut wish local gamestores were as good as comic places

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 20:37:54 No.80197558 Report

Quoted By: >>80197582

Who the hell sees a woman at their LCS and doesn't immediately just pull out their dick to impress them? I thought this was a common practice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 20:39:17 No.80197582 Report

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>>80197558
Don't be so uncouth.

You say 'penis' or 'weiner' in the presence of a woman.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 20:41:53 No.80197631 Report

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>Go to LCS
>Buy some comics
>Get a pack of boards too.
>Guy forgets to ring up boards.
>Neither of us are social retards so the transaction is average.
>I don't notice he didn't charge for boards until I get home.

My life is exciting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 20:44:32 No.80197680 Report

Quoted By: >>80197883

>LCS
>Not looking for anything in particular
>Guy at the counter constantly having to clarify to nerds that they don't sell manga
>Nothing that catches my eye, everything overpriced as fuck
>Leave unnoticed to all
>TGS upstairs
>Same thing except now I have to listen to the manchildren behind the counter banter obnoxiously about their hobby
>Buy some dice, spend less than 50 cents and leave.
I hate my hobby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 20:44:58 No.80197690 Report

Quoted By: >>80197727 >>80197823 >>80198078 >>80198874

>be 17
>be slightly overweight
>birthday
>get cash from family
>go to LCS with purpose of getting the MLP omnibus
>really cute female cashier
>tell cashier what I want to buy
>she very obviously suppresses a laugh.
>feelsbadman.jpg
>get nervous, feel dizzy from embarasment
>seconds feel like minutes, minutes feel like days.
>lean against dollar comics shortbox because I feel dizzy.
>box gives way from my weight, floppies from the 90s now all over the floor.
>little kid running around the store slips on a holographic spidey issue, his mom is pissed at me.
>employees panicking. Nigger in the corner steals a marvel legends figure in the confusion and bolts for the door.
>realize it's all my fault.
>female employee is now crying
>slowly back the fuck out of there.
>bump into DCYOU display.
>Shelves go crashing down just like the companies sales
>Manager storms out, he's so mad his beard bursts into flames. He turns into a bear.
>I start to cry, spaghetti falling out of my pockets by the bucket.
>tell him I will pay for the damages but he doesn't understand because he's a bear.
>swipes at me with his paw.
>Get so scared I fart and a little bit of doo doo comes out.
>mall security shoots the bear manager and he's dead.
>female employee is crying harder now because the bear manager was her boyfriend and she's pregnant with a half bear baby.
>leave without buying anything.

FUCKING LCS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 20:45:26 No.80197700 Report

Quoted By: >>80197748

>Go to lcs
>Pick up second vol of sinestro trade
>Owner reccomends reading Godhead first
>Sells it to me half of sticker price
Idk how this guy stays in business sometimes. It seems like once a month hes putting floppies on sale for a dollar and trades for 40% off. Not complaining but I dont want to see him go under

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 20:46:21 No.80197714 Report

Quoted By: >>80198663 >>80198874

>>80196960
>Enter my LCS
>pick out my comics
>pay for them
>leave

That's 98% of anyone's "LCS experiences" and most people will be lying if they post otherwise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 20:47:09 No.80197727 Report

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>>80197690
>go to LCS with purpose of getting the MLP omnibus
you did it to yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 20:47:46 No.80197743 Report

Quoted By: >>80197830 >>80197840 >>80198061

>go to local LCS in high school. See "Akira" soundtrack for sale, ask cute cashier if it's any good. She says "It's so good that if you don't like it you can come back and punch me in my mouth."

>I chuckle nervously, and buy it.

>Dislike almost all the songs on it, avoid the LCS for awhile after that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 20:47:57 No.80197748 Report

Quoted By: >>80197939

>>80197700
He probably got the trade for that much. If I ran an LCS I'd just stock up buying from Instocktrades.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 20:52:00 No.80197821 Report

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>go to LCS
>owner and I complain about the big two acting like dickheads for about 45 minutes
>purchase comics
>leave

This has been happening a lot lately. Especially after Rich Johnston quoted him in a BC article about the big two acting like dickheads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 20:52:02 No.80197823 Report

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>>80197690
>employee laughing at customer
She was asking for it. But now you might have to be in the lookout because 10-20 years from now the half-bear might come after you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 20:52:40 No.80197830 Report

Quoted By: >>80197919

>>80197743
you should have punched her in the mouth!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 20:53:06 No.80197840 Report

Quoted By: >>80197919

>>80197743
>didn't take up the offer

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 20:54:58 No.80197883 Report

Quoted By: >>80198080

>>80197680
>they don't sell manga

Why do they hate money?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 20:57:07 No.80197919 Report

Quoted By: >>80197970 >>80198131 >>80198530

>>80197830
>>80197840
I think that would have gone poorly for me if I had.

Also- pretty sure that was a flirty invitation, not a fighty one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 20:57:59 No.80197939 Report

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>>80197748
>If I ran an LCS I'd just stock up buying from Instocktrades

It's almost definitely cheaper buying them directly from distributors, but then you have to consider postage costs.

But IST could take ages with your orders so it isn't exactly a safe or even extremely profitable business plan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 20:59:14 No.80197970 Report

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>>80197919
Say you want to punch with your tongue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 21:01:10 No.80198007 Report

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>Go to LCS
>Realize I don't have a LCS here

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 21:03:24 No.80198061 Report

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>>80197743
>Not liking the Akira soundtrack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 21:04:02 No.80198078 Report

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>>80197690
Haha dumbass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 21:04:05 No.80198080 Report

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>>80197883
Maybe they don't like weeb sheckles? My LCS did this recently too

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 21:04:38 No.80198097 Report

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>go to LCS
>don't buy anything because all the comic shops around here sell little but Zimbabwe tier trinkets, super expensive anthologies of newspaper strips and indie stuff
>leave and buy nautical fiction at bookstore, then download comics on my tablet when I get home

I miss Charlotte

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 21:06:06 No.80198130 Report

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>>80196960
>Log on to IST
>Buy UXM omni volume 3 for 50% off
>put Master of Kung Fu Omni on wish list buceause it looks cool.
>go upstairs, get blow job from wife
>not be a faggot
>tfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 21:06:11 No.80198131 Report

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>>80197919
Say you want to punch her with your dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 21:09:22 No.80198203 Report

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>Drive 6 miles to LCS in culver city every week
>40% off all trades hardcovers and omnis every day.
>buy injustice year 3 vol 1
>employees there are pretty lazy but the prices
>go home and read.

based.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 21:10:52 No.80198227 Report

Quoted By: >>80198246

>local LCS, been around ~10 years. One man operation.
>recently has been doing so well that he moved locations and can hire part time people to work slow days
>one of these people is a 20 year old pregnant goblin with zero customer service skills
>go in on Wednesday for my pull list and a HC that I ordered
>My pull list is missing two titles, and has shit I don't pull in it
>(Oh lord, she did the pull lists this week....)
>Asks me "well what SHOULD it have been" because the 20 degree turn and 15 seconds of her time she could have spent to figure this out for herself was too much work
>Responds to every one of my questions about my hardcover with either "I didn't see a note about that" or "No," offering NO solutions and being intentionally evasive, curt and dismissive. (Owner had called me the previous night to tell me it was in this weeks shipment...)
>there's a problem with my pull list every single week for the next month
DROPPED

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 21:11:52 No.80198246 Report

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>>80198227
(he doesn't let part timers work Wednesdays anymore btw)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 21:13:52 No.80198301 Report

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>go to LCS
>get my monthly titles
>some of them only come in shitty variants
>ask the guy at the desk if they carry any titles without the variants
>he says no
>pay and leave

What else is there to say? There's gonna be a comic sale and Pokemon tournament on Pokemon Day, so maybe something interesting will come of that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 21:23:00 No.80198530 Report

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>>80197919
Punch her lightly and say "you owe me for the music I didn't like. How about a dinner on you?"
:^)
Don't actually do that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 21:27:43 No.80198663 Report

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>>80197714
GEE, YOU THINK SO?

Next time you'll say that the sky is blue and the water is wet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 21:28:11 No.80198673 Report

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why hasn't the entirety of /co/ united as one to all agree never to buy from LCS again? We can watch all these poison shops crash and burn and the industry will fully shift towards trade releases, therefore improving our experiences.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Feb 2016 21:35:38 No.80198874 Report

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>>80197714
No fun. At least this anon>>80197690
Got a laugh out of me.

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