>19
>no friends, disappointment to my family, piece of shit who sits around all day getting mad at things on an autistic Chinese imageboard, never kissed or hugged a girl, no skills or hobbies, no talents, screw up every little thing I've ever done, weak, lily-livered faggot with no goals or ambitions, never accomplished a single thing, nothing to be proud of, unfunny, ugly, manchild, scared of crossing the road, can't hold a conversation, can't even talk like a normal person, stupid, never learn a thing worth learning, bad teeth, bad health, probably going to die young, depressed, failure as a functioning human being, no options, no escape, no future, can't take this reality, unmemorable pile of shit, worthless crawl on the floor like slithering shit snake, look like the walking vomit king, fart all the time, degenerate, like really fucking degenerate, indecisive, lazy, pathetic, nuisance, vermit rat parasite, edgy, foreverial tiedup, boring, greedy, slimy, oblivious, fun-hating, dehumanized pile of piss fucker
To make it at least slightly /co/ related,
>tfw there isn't a single /co/ character shitty enough for you to relate to
