>>79646118"Uncle John" Running a bar down near Grazer Field, married a sheep. Makes baaad sheep puns which wife smacks him backside the head for.
"NICKY, hows my favorite nephew!"
*Little John reaches over the back and embraces Nick in a giant bear hug*
"I'm your only nephew Uncle John."
"Riiiight"
*Looks down and see's Judy, gets big eyed and kicks a lever and we hear a trapdoor shut someplace."
"Hey Nick, who's the fuzzy fuzz?"
"Its okay uncle, she's with me."
"Cool. Does your mom know?"