>>79366525What the duck did you just ducking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Zootopia Police Department, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on known Pack-dens, and I have over 300 confirmed arrests. I am trained in cute warfare and I’m the top snuggler in the entire ZPD armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another cuddle. I will hug you the duck out with cuddlyness the likes of which has never been seen before on this planet, mark my ducking words. You think you can get away with saying that guano to me over the Spin-wide-web? Think again, you duck. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spiders across the whole of Zootopia and your IP is being sniffed out right now so you better prepare for the storm, little cub. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ducking hugged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hug you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bear hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire special-cuddle-arsenal of the Zootopia Police Department Cuddle Vault and I will use it to its full extent to snuggle your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little gauno. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ducking wolf-tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn billy-goat. I will cuddle fury all over you and you will drown in fluff. You’re fucking hugged, kiddo.
