>>79057518Come children, I shall tell you a tale of The Bravest Warriors.
Twas a dark and gloomy night when The Bravest Warriors aired on The Internet. The mice were eating rice from the nice ice box from Nice, and I clicked upon the video.
Oh, this has the same animation of Adventure Time, surely I'll enjoy it!
And so, I watched it. The show forced its comedy upon me, it forced its messages upon me, it tried so hard. Disgusted I walked away from my terminal and looked to the night sky, surely, this wouldn't go anywhere would it?
Before I knew it, The Great Old One, TUMB'LRR picked up a scent of a new cartoon and so, something that was not meant to live, had begun to do so. Another walking revenant of that awful beast who still rampages across this green Earth.
Merchandise was sold at the hippest of locations, like Tepid Title and F.I.E. and it would seem that it would not end.
And it did not, it kept coming and coming, forcing as hard as it could to be "Relevant and popular" even branching out into comic media.
However, like all things animated by TUMB'LRR THE BEAST WHO CONSUMES ALL, it was hollow at its core. Despite the efforts, and the colorful outlook of its shell, it was empty, and hollow in its core.
Some say that The Bravest Warriors will return, to eternally walk their nightmarish zombie run, and in this I demand of you children. DO NOT LOOK AT THEM, FOR THEY ARE THE MINIONS OF TUMB'LRR XIESELF!
