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Kermit. Fucking Kermit.
I legitimately want to insert my erect penis into Kermit the Frog’s willing, lubricated anus, and then relax while she reads me a selection from the venerable Dr. Seuss catalog and I drink copious amounts of grape Gatorade.
With his beautiful sphincter muscles squeezing my now flaccid member, I slowly begin to urinate as he moans in ecstasy, feeling the warm stream inject into his bowels, like a Taco Bell binge in reverse.
As his tummy begins to rumble from her all-natural enema, I slide out of his sweet balloon knot, and he moves to place his backside directly over my face, and begins to push out slowly. I open my mouth and take in the essence of both of us while we high five. He climbs off me and we lay there in bliss and order Papa Johns.
