>>78354916The 3rd and 4th panel are going to be useful.
>>78354941Honestly that is a pretty apt description of marriage, shitting in someone's stocking to see how much you can get away.
It's what the happily miserable get up to between the smiles and kisses.
As soon as you get up you just know there's going to be some shit stuffed in your stocking just waiting for you, You have the option of when to open it, but no choice on whether or not it's in there.
It just is, and if you avoid it too long that's just more shit for you.
But don't get too eager! They'll think you're looking to start shit if you're always poking around, you don't want that.
You've got to choose your shit carefully.