>>78158140my old film teacher, if he saw you wasting time on the computer or looking up something else, would explicitly sit down with you and have a long-winded rant about something just to waste your time even further
he once caught me looking up Pokemon for Gen 5 (it hadn't come out yet) and told me "you're gonna die, and if you keep doin this you'll die without doing anything important in your life",
then started going on about the nature of god, how Mickey Mouse is bullshit, and how papayas are nature's truest gift to the world
it lasted a full hour, and honestly it was the absolute best
he was old and crazy but also great