>>77444808Now just wait, I said now hold on just wait a moment there, what sort of carpet bagging attack on my reputation and personage is this?
They are depicting me, the rather dashing and charismatic gentleman of leisure and culture that I am, I must confess, as some sorta cotton pickin' slack jawed yockel who don't even, bother to maintain his full and luxious comb? Now that there, I say, that there is slander, libel, tomfoolery, and a slur, I say a SLUR against my very being.
What I'm meanin' to get at, if you're a bit daft and not one for paying much attention, (like I'm suspecting, nice kid but sharp as an ear o' corn), is that this here ain't right and I don't like it, not one bit, no sir.
