>>126599089If it's "How To Procreate", he's going to be struggling to mount the woman and end up putting his head through the headboard (and then wall) mid-thrust and have to sheepishly say "howdy" to the next-door neighbor.
If it's "How To Perform BDSM" he's going to swagger into the bedroom, attempt a sailor's knot, somehow tie his briefs up in the knot, slip on hot wax while trying to untie himself, and go careening out the front door and halfway through town before the wax runs out and he tumbles into a ball of chaos and lands nude on his mother-in-law's lawn.
It all comes down to what the narrator is telling him.
