was minnie mouse anyone's waifu in the beginning?

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do you think they had waifus in 1928?

do you think there were men who weren't that good at life, who'd go to the movies and see some news reels and a cartoon and a feature film, and when it was all over, still be thinking about a mouse in a skirt?

Men wouldn't talk about that to each other, or even to a therapist, would they? Even if they went to a speakeasy and someone drunkenly confessed they beat their meat to Betty Boop, they'd still know better than to admit it.

They'd take the secret to their grave, and maybe their nieces and nephews would go through their estate and find some crude sketches they held onto, and throw it in the shredder with all the old phone bills and newspaper clippings