>someone makes a Lower Decks thread>Lower Decks fans are so completely unwilling to engage with their show being shitty that they literally make a new thread and pretend the other one doesn't existFucking sad and basically proof that
>>125939172 's point is unassailable.
I'm going to summarize the last episode's plot with two very minor changes. See if you can spot them!
Chief Engineer Anastasia Billups' father calls the Cerritos asking for repairs to his ship.
It turns out he is king of a colonist civilization obsessed with faux-middle age aesthetics, and Anastasia is a princess.
The King's primary goal in life is to get his virgin daughter fucked so she can take over as Queen.
His asking for help from the Cerritos is actually a trick - the engines are fine.
The King fakes his own death and the deaths of his coterie in a horrible explosion in order to force the Princess to fuck his royal guard - their society demands a royal leader so she MUST lose her virginity.
Swallowing her grief and forgoing her personal agency, Princess Anastasia sadly prepares to get fucking railed by a Guardsman
Rutherford, who had also had his death faked by the King, realizes what is happening thanks to Tendi. He is told he'll never reach the Princess in time to stop her guardsman from "destroying her virginity"
Rutherford manages to reach Anastasia's room and tell her what was happening just before she gets raped.
The King's deception revealed, Princess Anastasia tells him that she doesn't want to get raped and the King says he'll keep trying.
The End.
Wasn't that a fun Star Trek episode you guys! Could you spot the changes?
