>>125729919>destroy the Avengers by making them doubt their faith in godHey, does anyone remember Thor?
>Ho, Stark! I am here behind thee!Who?
>Comrades, I am here by the merchant machine, acquiring a bag of MMM and MMMs!You know, hammer, viking, thunder?
>Stark, we discussed how I feel about the v-slur. We prefer 'Norse', or 'Germanic'Not ringing any bells. You sure you didn't just hit your head?
>Comrades, if this is a jest, I do not find it amusing. Whenst thou are finished, I require assistance, for this machine does not accept my tender, though I have smoothed it many timesNo? Like, he couldn't fly, but he could throw his hammer to jump really far
>THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKSDude, that sounds kind of silly. Maybe you should get checked out
>Friends, I beseech thee, end this foolishness and come to my aid!Maybe you're right. I feel like I remember him though. Like, I'm almost certain he was once one of us for the longest time.
>Verily, since the beginning! We fought valiantly against the cunning treachery of my brother, who, like this vile machine, is unpredictable Nah, I don't remember him. Come on, let's get you down to the sick bay, get you looked at.
>COMRADES! THE MACHINE HAS SURRENDERED THE DESIRED SWEET! Yeah, I got hit pretty good yesterday. Probably should go lie down
>CURSES! IT HAS BECOME STUCK FAST AGAINST THE GLASSYeah, get to feeling better Tony
>AVENGERS! ASSEMBLE AGAINST THIS MALEVOLENT MERCHANT MACHINE! Thanks guys, I always know I can count on you to help me with my doubts
