>>124863447[Chris races into the frame, obviously angry and upset; he begins speaking quietly, but gradually gets louder]
This does not even deserve a Captain's Log introduction... [dramatic glasses removal] BECAUSE THIS IS DEAD SERIOUS. The phonecall I did A FEW DAYS ago about fucking my mom...
[Chris jumps up and suddenly begins to scream and yell in a fit of childish rage, flapping his arms as he puts louder emphasis on certain words, sounding somewhat similar to Gilbert Gottfried]
THE STATE AND JERKOPS ARE ANGRY AT ME!
THEY'RE BLAMING IT AT ME! IT'S MY FAULT, I ADMIT IT! IT'S MY FAULT; I WANT EVERYTHING A-BOUT MY MOM
OFF!
THE!
INNERNET!
[Chris starts gesticulating ridiculously] I'll send in sonichus! I'll send in dimensions! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY
POWER!
[noticeable jump cut; chris's glasses are back on his face and the door is left open from when Bob walked in]
So yeah, please, get everything off the Internet...
Now, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOOOOW!
[Chris stomps the ground as he yells like a 5 year old throwing a tantrum, the camera noticeably shakes; he then quickly calms down, then holds up the peace sign]
Curse the trolls, peace to everyone else.
