>>1245228801) Samus is a weak jobber who loses more fights than she wins
2) Samus does not have a single superhuman feat
3) Bumping into an elevator in Frigate Orpheon was enough to destroy her armor
4) She was never tall, that artwork is western garbage and was never canon
5) She is way shorter than every other human she interacts with in Other M
5) You can measure her height by using her head as a reference, she was never tall, let alone an “amazon”
6) You are a beta male with a femdom fetish
7) You are a complete disgrace to masculinity and bring nothing but shame to your family
8) Chun-Li would rape Samus in a fight, her thighs crushed cars in SF2 bonus stage, meanwhile Samus is crushed by a simple elevator
9) OP is a fag as per usual
