ITT: We’re Batman Copycats

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BatAnons, I think I fucked up.

I killed Harley Quinn. Wasn’t even intentional, but my aim was off with one of my homemade batarangs and it sliced clean through the side of her neck and she bled out.

I wasn’t even trying to fight her! I was casing a drug den, preparing to go in and bust the scum running it when she and some of the Joker’s goons showed up to try and take over. I was just planning on letting the two groups kill each other over territory but I accidentally made too much noise and they realized someone was watching them. I threw some batarangs at them to disarm them so they couldn’t shoot me while I was running, and one of them killed Quinn.

H-How fucked am I when the Joker finds out? How fucked am I when the REAL Batman finds out? I had my cowl on the whole time but you never know with those two.