>>123259358What kind of stupid question is that!? Did I walked into a barn full of potatoes? Am I in line to buying a fifty pound bag of peanuts with sour cream? Look around yourself! That bald guy over there is stuffing his face on a HAMBURGER. That ugly lady with the two booger-filled chimps is carrying half a dozen HAMBURGERS. The name on the giant neon sign on top of this greasy, rodent infested, sanitarily compromised excuse of a restaurant is BURGER-phile! So WHAT do you underpaid, corporate-slave cashier THINK it'll be if not a HAMBURGER!?
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Oh. And a lactose-free chocolate smoothie. I have a coupon for that.
