Dipper kissing Mermando:
>"Ugh, why do I have to do it? It's so awful..."
>"Well, maybe not totally awful, his lips are much softer than my hand when I tried that valuable kissing experiment."
>"Okay, this isn't so bad. I kinda like the way his lips taste."
>"Okay, Mabel might have a point about boys... not that I can really tell for sure. It was only Mermando."
>"Maybe I should do more research..."