Dude, I fucking love answering my kids questions. If you take your kids questions seriously, they won't ask a million because when you give them a good solid answer the first time, they take some time to think about it, maybe a few questions to clarify what you've said, but they really think and listen. If they're pestering you constantly, maybe you could try... actually fucking answering them? One day they'll not talk to you anymore, and you'll think "Why would they think that talking to me won't lead to an outcome worth a damn?". I fucking hate this comic.