ITT: Dumbest evil plans
No.122091081 ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>122091140 >>122091453 >>122091661 >>122091768 >>122091888 >>122092177 >>122092268 >>122092820 >>122093233 >>122094902 >>122096075 >>122100919 >>122101157 >>122103264 >>122104311 >>122105228 >>122105376 >>122106518 >>122107655 >>122108181 >>122115131 >>122115762 >>122115809 >>122115932 >>122120174 >>122126004
Bane's Keikaku
>Holly Robinson kills hundreds of terrorists so that Catwoman will take the fall for it
>Give Gotham and Gotham Girl powers
>CRASHING THIS PLANE with survivors so that Gotham and Gotham Girl will save Batman
>Hugo Strange and the Psycho Pirate fuck them up
>Gotham dies, and Gotham Girl is even more fucked up, Batman swears to fix her
>Psycho Pirate goes to Santa Prisca, and Hugo Strange tells this to Batman
>Since he can't rely on the Justice League, Batman has to form his own Suicide Squad, which Bane's ally the Ventriloquist will be part of
>This will get Batman and Catwoman back together and rekindle their romance
>Lets himself get defeated so that Batman can get the Psycho Pirate and get closer to Catwoman
>Retaliate and go after Batman and his loved ones, bringing Bat and Cat closer together
>Gotham Girl gets "fixed", but really she'll go crazy again later
>After his "defeat", pretend to be retarded while secretely running Arkham
>Batman gets engaged to Catwoman, just as keikaku
>Riddler hacks Skeets and manipulates things so that Batman will see a world where his parents aren't dead, he's happy, and everything sucks
>Tell Joker about the wedding and have him attack the couple the night before, putting doubt into Catwoman's mind
>Holly Robinson tells Catwoman that Batman can't be happy
>Wedding is called off
>THE BAT IS BROKEN
>Have Penguin frame Mr. Freeze for murder so that Batman will beat the shit out of him and send an "innocent" man to prison, making him doubt himself
>Hire KGBeast to shoot Nightwing
>Ask Penguin to shoot Alfred
>Keep pretending to be retarded when Batman beats him up
>Gordon turns on Batman
>Knightmares
>Thomas Wayne beats up Batman
>Bane easily takes over all of Gotham by having the Pirate brainwash all villains and Gotham Girl, Thomas Wayne is "his" Batman, and Luthor makes the government ignore all this
>Kill Alfred
>Beat up Batman without Venom
And then Thomas ruined his master plan.
>Holly Robinson kills hundreds of terrorists so that Catwoman will take the fall for it
>Give Gotham and Gotham Girl powers
>CRASHING THIS PLANE with survivors so that Gotham and Gotham Girl will save Batman
>Hugo Strange and the Psycho Pirate fuck them up
>Gotham dies, and Gotham Girl is even more fucked up, Batman swears to fix her
>Psycho Pirate goes to Santa Prisca, and Hugo Strange tells this to Batman
>Since he can't rely on the Justice League, Batman has to form his own Suicide Squad, which Bane's ally the Ventriloquist will be part of
>This will get Batman and Catwoman back together and rekindle their romance
>Lets himself get defeated so that Batman can get the Psycho Pirate and get closer to Catwoman
>Retaliate and go after Batman and his loved ones, bringing Bat and Cat closer together
>Gotham Girl gets "fixed", but really she'll go crazy again later
>After his "defeat", pretend to be retarded while secretely running Arkham
>Batman gets engaged to Catwoman, just as keikaku
>Riddler hacks Skeets and manipulates things so that Batman will see a world where his parents aren't dead, he's happy, and everything sucks
>Tell Joker about the wedding and have him attack the couple the night before, putting doubt into Catwoman's mind
>Holly Robinson tells Catwoman that Batman can't be happy
>Wedding is called off
>THE BAT IS BROKEN
>Have Penguin frame Mr. Freeze for murder so that Batman will beat the shit out of him and send an "innocent" man to prison, making him doubt himself
>Hire KGBeast to shoot Nightwing
>Ask Penguin to shoot Alfred
>Keep pretending to be retarded when Batman beats him up
>Gordon turns on Batman
>Knightmares
>Thomas Wayne beats up Batman
>Bane easily takes over all of Gotham by having the Pirate brainwash all villains and Gotham Girl, Thomas Wayne is "his" Batman, and Luthor makes the government ignore all this
>Kill Alfred
>Beat up Batman without Venom
And then Thomas ruined his master plan.
