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>An excited Cletus flew up to Blitzo's face
>"Howdy-do, Blitzy-poo?"
>An exasperated Blitzo turned to face him
>"What's that, your codeword that you need your diaper changed?"
>Cletus scoffed
>"No!"
>He was only wet at the moment, so the "Blitzy-poo" wordplay would've made no sense
>"So what do you want, Cream Puff?"
>"I just wanted to thank you for protecting me and my colleagues after we... 'fell.' I mean, for angels like us, it can be pretty tough."
>"Yeah, you're like those scrawny boys who end up in prison that all the buff dudes stare at in the shower."
>Cletus gulped back that... unsavory imagery
>"... Well, nonetheless, I wanted to give you this!"
>The Cherub produced a pale-pink box tied in a brighter-pink ribbon
>"What's this, your old binky?"
>Of course not, the diminutive angel thought to himself
>That was still stuck up in Heaven
>"Just open it and find out!"
>Blitzo untied the bow on the top of the box and removed the lid
>He pulls out a sweater with red and black stripes
>"... What is this?"
>"Keenie and Collin agreed to donate a bit of wool for a gift!"
>Blitzo noticed the extraordinary softness of the garment as soon as he picked it up
>"Well... it is in my colors. I might wear this on a casual Friday, or something..."
>He looked up to the Cherub beaming in anticipation and sighed
>"... Thank you, Cletus..."
>The angel squealed and hugged his new boss around the neck
>Blitzo returned the gesture with a pat on the head
>"Alright, Overalls, get back to it."
>Cletus quickly flew out the door with a quick and high-pitched "Bye-bye!" as he returned to his work space
>"Wow, those... dolls sure are generous..."
>"What is wrong with them?"
