>>121597863>>121598212Just once I want heaven to actually be a practical heaven.
Like, there's drugs and fucking and excess and milk and honey and everything people actually want.
Like it's actually the final real payoff for people who abstained or sacrificed in the actual pursuit of doing good for others above themselves.
And people in hell know it's exactly where they belong too.
What I want specifically from hazbin and helluva is the somehow theme that people are in heaven or hell because they actually deserve to be.
Like I want an angel or someone who really knows how everything works to reveal it all to charlie and the audience that hell isn't actually that bad and heaven isnt that good, they're just places people deserve to be. I want a figure to tell Charlie that, if she just looks around, people really aren't getting punished in hell, they'd be punished in heaven. And the exterminators, as destructive as they seem, are just a mechanic mutually employed by both heaven and hell. The denizens of hell destroyed by them have on some level, reached the end of their time in hell, and the exterminators oblige.
I'm not going to get what I want. But fuck I just wish it would happen.
